Melbel Getting Married - Virtually - Online!
Here Comes The Bride!
Torn between two lovers....
It's a wedding in Hubville!
Getting married isn't what it used to be. No longer is it the protocol of dating for 6 months while you wait for the candle to burn out on the back porch. Now, marriage is something you just do, when you get bored. If it doesn't work out, you just email your agent, rip up the contract and call the butcher because you are back on the meat market!
When Melbel received a propsal of marriage in her email box - I told her to just do it! Just as soon as I offered my kind words of wisdom - Thought Sandwiches appeared on the scene and said he wasn't planning on getting married this year - but it sounded pretty good.
Having two gentleman callers - when clearly she could only marry one of them - made me a little nervous...this one, that one, picky, picky, picky! Thought Sandwiches already had a tuxedo so he won my mental tug of war. Melbel wouldn't even notice the difference. She hadn't met the other guy either and that was beside the major point - Melbel and I had shopping to do! Vera Wang is out of sight and online!
Say Yes to the Dress!
How To Arrange An Online Wedding!
Virtual Online Wedding!
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I told T.S. not to worry, I would arrange the whole thing online!
I started the checklist. We need a good photographer. I contacted my buddy, Cagsil, who is a virtual magician with photos and he was available for the gig.
Next we will need a ring. A big one. The bigger the diamond the larger the love. Yellow canary diamonds are best. I mean, if some little kid in Africa didn't have to live a brutal life to make your hand shine - well it just wouldn't be a very happy wedding, would it?
Online Virtual Weddings!
K.G. will keep things real....
Everyone Is Invited!
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"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." ~Dr. Suess
Cagsil suggested I choose nice, well mannered people that cared about Melbel and T.S., but that is where my expertise shows...I explained that the most important thing was pretty people.A photo shoot is necessary. Photos are made to last a life time! Make sure the wedding party is gorgeous because that is what goes in the album. Pretty = perfect.
I tweeted my other housewife lady friends. Drop the mop and bring it beautiful ladies! The online world needs your pretty faces for a moment. Just so I can show I am a good guy - I am choosing the housewife with the manner's book, LuAnn de Lesseps. Then, for the drama aspect we will have Kim Zolciak (she did just learn to spell champagne), Kelly Bensimon and the comedian Kathy Griffin. Putting them all in one room in dresses - well no telling what would happen! It is sure to be exciting!
For the men, we need really cute guys, so I am choosing Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaughey, Justin Timberlake, Ashton Kutcher and Taylor Lautner. Hot!
Wedding Invitations can be ordered online but really aren't necessary. In 2012 you can simply send a mass email to those people in your contact list, create a Facebook page and tell everyone where you have registered so that you can choose your own gifts. If you would like cash...simply give the breakdown of what their cost would have been if they had to attend a real wedding and request a donation. Invite everyone so that you can collect as many gifts as possible. It doesn't matter if you don't really know the guest if they are in your contact list that's close enough.
Virtual weddings only require that the bride and groom have flowers...so you could grow your own in container gardens or get crafty and make your own from Starburst wrappers!
That is the great thing about virtual weddings! You can skip the caterer and just order a Lobster Gram for you and the spouse to be! You can order live lobsters, clarified butter, shrimp, sides and cake for dessert - all delivered right to your front door!
You can't have a wedding without cake. You can just send everyone photographs of cake! It will be virtually delicious and fat free!
Melbel and Thought Sandwiches will be going on a virtual vacation to the romantic Virgin Islands and I invite you all to join them! Who can't use a trip to the beach? You can now take several versions of Virtual Vacations.
Now that Melbel and Thought Sandwiches are virtually married T.S. will need to get an online account and begin transferring half of his paycheck to Melbel's paypal account.
Congratulations Melbel and Thought Sandwiches! May you live virtually happy ever after!
Relax and take a Virtual Vacation!
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