Girls Know That You Are Not Interested in Them When You . . .
The curtain opens
A pretty girl spots a hot guy in the office, grocery store or movies. She makes an attempt to make herself noticed by him. He does. Then asks her out. She is so excited. But not long after they enter a very plush, upscale restaurant, she soon realizes that "not all that glitters is gold."
I had a change of heart
I said about four or five hubs ago that I would not write a hub about the male/female relationship again. Well, we can now watch that ship drift to the bottom of the Pacific. Just as soon as I was enjoying my freedom, if you will, from the stigma of being a "love advisor," another idea began to eat at me. I tried to ignore it, but all hubbers know that you can only ignore a hub idea for just so long.
So I am weak. Sue me. I thought I would offer you this extension of a hub that I wrote some time ago where I listed certain signals that guys give off that tell the girls they are with that the guy does not really go for them. Of course that hub was incomplete. There are way more subliminal signals that guys give that most people are not aware of. That is a shame.
John Lennon was right. "Love is all we need."
This text capsule headline says it all, wouldn't you agree? There is way too much violence and hatred being produced and cultivated in our society, so at least I can do my part of helping keep the idea of love, kindness, and appreciation among men and women in play.
So with a great sense of pride, I present . . .
Girls Know When You Are Not Interested in Them When You
Strike up Conversations - - almost immediately after being seated at the table with you. I can understand and appreciate a friendly greeting to someone he knows, but great Ghost of Zeus, for him to just walk from table to table introducing himself and sometimes dragging up a chair to talk to people he has just met.
Stab At Your Food - - while having dinner with the girl. And by 'stabbing,' I mean just stabbing at their food, but not eating that much of the juicy, delicious steak or seafood.
Attack Your Food - - like there was no tomorrow. This signal means that the guy wants the dinner to hurry along so he can take the girl home and seek female companionship elsewhere.
Giving Incomplete - - answers to girls' questions. This signal is not only rude, but insensitive.
Example: Girl: "So you are a writer?" Guy: "Uh, yeah, sorta." How does one just be a writer "sorta?" Girls, if the male of your fantasies answer you like this, hate to be blunt, but move on.
"Pardon Me" - - fills the guy's conversation with a pretty girl. Obviously "Mr. Love Man," has a hearing problem in that he doesn't know how to listen to a girl on a date.
Looks Past - - his date because he finds an elderly couple directly behind her more interesting than his date who just won a role as Jessica Alba's body double.
He Forgets - - how to use his own telephone when it applies to calling a hot girl back when they meet at an office party. What is frustrating for the girl is that while at the party, this guy almost takes her in his arms in front of people and ravishes her without shame. But once he says to the girl, "please call me next week," and the hot girl does call him, she only gets his voicemail. This guy is not a traveling salesman. He is unemployed and works from home calling people to sell them a new type of oven mitt.
He (Also) Forgets - - the girl's name while on a date and on the phone. What a doofus. Example: The girl, who is hot by the way, has a name, "Carrie." But doofus keeps calling her "Margie," "Annie," and sometimes "Jenny." How insulting can one guy be?
He Has No - - focus at all. None. Na, da. Zilch. Girl: "Do you think that this skirt makes my butt look big?" Guy: "Sure does! I was amazed at how much weight you gained from our first date." This guy is not just stupid, but obviously has a death wish.
Male Trouble Sleeping - - must be this guy's disease for around six times he fell right to sleep while his pretty date who is so pretty she would make Sophia Loren green with envy, was simply sharing her hobbies, dreams and goals in life. This guy must be related to the doofus above who has a memory problem and a problem holding focus.
Making Food Animals - - to keep from answering his hot date's simple questions such as: What is your middle name? Where do you work and Do you like Fleetwood Mac? This idiot makes giraffes from fresh Italian bread plus hippo's out of the meat loaf main course. What makes this worse is that his hot date was starving for a good meal and now will have to settle for a bag of fifty-cent salty peanuts from a gas station he stopped at on the way to take her home.
Rolodex Topics - - could be this guy's middle name. Oh, he is a decent listener and conversationalist, but he never completely finishes one topic before jumping on another one. The poor girl. For her it is like trying to listen to the radio while a kid is constantly changing the stations.
These are only a few ways that girls can know that the hot guy they like is not interested in them. Believe me, there are more, but I didn't want to overload your plate giving you too much to digest.
Have a good week.
Good night, Hoboken, New Jersey.
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"Thank you all for reading my hubs."
Guys, time to get schooled
© 2016 Kenneth Avery
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