God Must Have Chuckled.

God Must Have Chuckled!!

God must have chuckled 
when he made my features
just a couple of guffaws 
at his latest of creatures.

I'm sure Gabriel giggled
as God sculpted my face
perhaps there were some tools
that his angels misplaced.

Could this cleft in my chin
that my mom called a dimple
have been the result
of bad aim while God struggled,
on a Monday I'm sure
to form my belly button.

Course he gave me an innie
but did he unaware
poke one more on my chinny 
oh, so devil-may-care.

Kirk Douglas was one thing 
God put him in the movies
but "I" never got casted 
just cause my chin was groovy.

I've studied the bronze Gods 
all muscle and mass
with faces like artwork, 
bulging pecs, and tight ass,

with steely blue eyes 
curly blond hair, dark tans
that most women drool over 
their perfect, dream man.

Then I study the mirror
viewing God's sense of humour
it's a fairly good face
void of acne..or tumours.

With hazel green eyes 
full of depth and awareness
and a very strong jaw
Thank you God in all fairness.

But the nose is quite native
maybe Blackfoot, or Sioux
and the hair is so curly 
there's not much I can do.

Sure my lips are quite nice 
with a great cupids bow
but my ears they don't match
one is bigger you know.

My eyebrows at least
don't meet over my face
that Neanderthal look
now extinct from this place.

The rest of my body 
has done me quite well
down below my thin waist
God was generous as hell.

I am really quite happy 
with my gender, and race
but next time around
take more time on my face!!

I'll give you all the glory 
and I'll spend less time grooming
If you don't start off laughing...

"NEXT TIME MAKE "ME" LESS HUMAN!!!"