Guys, Don't You Just LOVE it When Girls . . .
This pretty girl is "acting" . . .
More pretty girls doing more things guys love
are probably a girl's most-potent weapon of alluring us guys. When our girlfriend, or wife, is already a pretty girl, suitable for posing for bikini ads in Sports Illustrated, then all she really has to do is 'look that look,' and we are like hungry dogs being led to the Alpo. We guys are powerless to a pretty woman with sensuous eyes.
HAS TO LOOK
at us and we become Jell-O. This is a fact, ladies. Men, I confess, aren't as tough. Rough. And brutish as we would love for you to think. Since Eve offered Adam "the fruit," men have always been loving-prey for girls who only have to use their 'look' when they want us to do their bidding. And without complaining. EXAMPLE: "Hun, I know that it's 3 a.m., but would you be a doll and . . ." before she can finish, we are dressed. Keys in hand. Ready to go.
yes, we do love a soft, sexy smile. But only on a pretty girl. I want to make that abundantly-clear. Take this girl in the photo. Isn't she a doll? If she wants a friend. Advisor. Mentor. Confidant. Piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken from across town, all she has to do is turn-on her sexy smile and actually say very little. But with us guys, girls are obligated to SAY WHAT THEY WANT so we will get it right. The first time.
NIGHT ON THE TOWN
of course. We are not complete idiots. A pretty girl can look good in a burlap bag if she wants to. And we grow complacent with this. But man, when she really wants us to be like trained lap dogs, she simply goes to the bedroom. Spends about an hour. Then pops out with a beautiful. Figure-enhancing dress. Make-up, perfect. Hair, perfect. What do we do? Turn into cement statues. But oh how we love it.
WHEN OUR GIRLFRIENDS
LAUGH THAT LAUGH
it's like a symphony orchestra playing in our ears. When God designed women, He gave them such wonderful features. Beautiful eyes. Hair. Skin. And those lovely lilt-filled laughs and giggles that we always appreciate, but seldom thank our companions for. But when a girl really wants to get next to a guy, she simply laughs her soft-laugh at most-every stale joke the guy tells. He is hooked. Cannot get enough of her laughing. He hears her laughing in his sleep. Her laughing is like a harmless ghost who never leaves. Girls, did you know how much power is in your laughter?
WHO WEAR GLASSES
whether they are a paralegal. Personal assistant to a powerful woman CEO. Even an executive secretary. Glasses are very sexy. Attractive. Sultry. I know what I'm talking about. From personal experience in my days of chasing the ladies, I knew this one girl that would long to see from one weekend to the next. And when I did see her, I was extra-happy that she was wearing her thin, gold-frame glasses that made her look a lot like Jane Fonda. But when she took her glasses off, she lost something. I didn't know her. But back on went her glasses and a complete-transformation took place. She was beautiful. Again. Wish I could remember her name.
A PRETTY GIRL
DOES UNUSUAL THINGS
like changing the oil in her car. Herself. She crawls out from underneath her 2012 Camaro and is covered with oil. Grease. And dirt, but looks amazing. And when she WANTS to go fishing with her boyfriend. He almost has a heart attack. But once upon the water in his Ranger bass boat, she is dressed so fine in her cut-off jeans shorts. Red-checked Daisy Duke blouse. And white sneakers. She really distracts her boyfriend when she gets fish bait on her dainty hands. And only giggles. To top it off, in her finest. Softest. Magnetic-voice says, "Uhh, huneee. Can you help me with this worm thingeee?" Forget the bass. It's time now for some loving on the bass boat. AND NO, I AM NOT PROMOTING. CONDONING. THE USE OF TOBACCO IN ANY FORM.
I am presenting the Opposite Side to a previous hub I published, "Don't You Just Hate It When Girls . . ." where I asked guys this touchy question and gathered 'some' response.
I want to be fair to the nice ladies who read my hubs. I want to treat them with fairness. Equality. And respect. Because girls DO NOT always do things that us guys hate.
In fact. There are many things that our girlfriends and wives do that we LOVE, but are guilty of never noticing them. I admit it, girls. I'm as guilty as the next guy.
Ladies, I sincerely hope that you appreciate this supportive-hub.
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