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Ever since I was privileged enough to not only have a hub in hubnuggets, but to have the number one hubnugget with the worldly and scientific hub Foxfire, I have been getting quite a lot of attention, albeit, unwarranted.

What could women see in me to cause such advances? My profile page is as lame as my conversation on a first date.

My rugged good looks? Its not like I have a stunning avatar like R. Blue. Could it be my mind? I have heard that some women like a guy for his mind. But my writing is no where near that of brilliant minds like Chris A or Christoph Reilly. A Cult of personality? I have nowhere near the cult of personality that goldentoadhas here on hubpages. Perhaps they are looking for someone easy? Then why would they choose me over, oh I don't know, Pest? Nor does my profile strike me as being that of an ol' romantic like the man himself C.C. Ritter. Some ladies get hot over a good laugh, so why didn't she go for Tom Rubenoff?

Hmmm. I think that they must be gold diggers chasing after my Golden hubnuggets. I have now gotten 3 of these hot hubpages hookups invites. Naw, I think I just attract stalkers. I even wrote a hub carefully disguised as being on social networking just to cover the story of another E-Predator named Tom. This is the story of my latest endeavor with an E-Stalker. At least this one is female.

The Message I recieved today

morine (morine****@yahoo.com)

[ note, I have changed the email adress to protect the stalkers rights]
has sent you this message.
(email address not verified)



Morine.hello dear friend,

how are you today i hope that every things is

ok with you as is my pleasure to contact you after viewing your profile

at hubpages.com

which really interest me in having communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we

can get to know each other better.

my email is (morine********@yahoo.com )

yours friend.

morine.

My picture

I am sending you this picture of me.
I am sending you this picture of me.

My Reply

Dearest Morine. How tickled I am that you have hit on me. I would love to "Hook up" with you. I had no idea that Hubpages was a place to anonymously pick people up

I have no job so would have plenty of time to spend with you. I have an appointment at the free VD clinic tomorrow. After I pick up my antibiotics and some ointment, I should be free.

I am sending along a pic of myself as you have probably guessed that my avatar is not really me.

Awaiting your reply

Yours Truly, Paper Moon.

No reply?

Uh. Hello? You there Morine?

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agvulpes profile image

agvulpes 7 years ago from Australia

PM I hope that the antibiotics are starting to kick in and you are feeling better today. ;-)

Unfortunately if you did reply ( I really hope you didn't ) and for those of us who are thinking of replying. Please don't reply as your email address will be on every spammers mailing lists forever.

There has been plenty of attention given to this subject in the Forums. but if you want to save time just scroll down to the bottom of the email and you will see a 'report this as spam or abuse' click on that and Hubpage team will take care of the matter.


Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

No, I did not reply, the last one left me with an itch. lol.

I just found it odd and thought i would get some humor out of it.


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

I had no idea you were so handsome!


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ReuVera 7 years ago from USA

I got exactly the same e-mail today and I am not even closely so handsome as PM....besides, I'm a woman.....This morine has no preferences. LOL


Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Why thank you tom. The reverse stalker approach seems to be working out.

ReuVera- Shameless indeed!


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Feline Prophet 7 years ago from India

And there you are trying to pass off as a woman on the moon in your avatar pic! :P Or is it a woman?!!!


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

FP- it started out as a couple on the moon. I thought it would be more ambiguousto create mystery. Then I kept getting comments referring to my being a lady. Then one night Spryte flat out emasculated me. So I changed it to this here cowboy sittin on his lonely blue paper moon. ;O


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Feline Prophet 7 years ago from India

Hate to be the one carrying bad tidings...but that really doesn't look like a cowboy...isn't that a skirt or something he's wearing? And a bonnet? Ok, perhaps I need my eyes checked! :P


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

FP- the pic is small on the profile, but it is a pic from around 1930. They are sheepskin chaps and it is a smaller (for the era) cowboy hat. Your eyes are gettin worse than mine. (thats not good cause mine are going) I suppose I could look for another paper moon pic if that would please you though. LOL.

Here, I put it on the bottom of the page for you.


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KCC Big Country 7 years ago from Central Texas

Morine loves me too. LOL She's such a floosie!


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Desperate times KCC, desperate times.


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KCC Big Country 7 years ago from Central Texas

Desperate indeed! Cute hub exposing Morine and her wiley ways.


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sharrie69 7 years ago from Trinidad (an island in the Caribbean)

Aww... I feel left out and un-beautiful....no mail from Morine for me..... WAHHHHHHH..what...what....am I not good enough for the stalkers? POUT. Think I'll go climb a coconut tree and contemplate my lack of popularity!


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

KCC- it was fun. Thx.

sharrie- I would gladly stalk you if that would help. Reminds me of the poem Chicka chicka boom boom.


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sharrie69 7 years ago from Trinidad (an island in the Caribbean)

why do I open my big mouth...now I am being stalked by a girl in a cowboy hat and a fluffy pants! arrgggh!! ;-P


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

That does it! ! !


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sharrie69 7 years ago from Trinidad (an island in the Caribbean)

oohhhh my coconuts are shaking!


Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

:o


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sharrie69 7 years ago from Trinidad (an island in the Caribbean)

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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

PM

Morine is one of many many! Be forewarned, er, prepared! I promised myself that I will only reply if I get a freebie anything! LOL

Btw, thanks for the mention :D


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Feline Prophet 7 years ago from India

Ahhh...now I can see it better! Shucks, my eyes are in a bad way! :P


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

sharrie- ;)

Cris A - Beware the freebie, it could lead you to the clinic

FP- Between you and sharrie, I now have a new avatar. I hope you can see this one :D


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

A clarification then (in case Morine's reading) nonedible freebies would be just fine :D

or chocolates with good intentions (if FP's reading :D)


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Feline Prophet 7 years ago from India

Paper Moon....surely you jest? :P


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Cris - Eewwwww.


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sheenarobins 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

LOL, papermoon. I have the same letters coming from women, black and white with pictures. I can't help thinking, "Is she lesbian or something?"


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

PM

Funny you "Eeew-ed" that, I mean who replied to Morine? Not I! LOL :D


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Feline Prophet 7 years ago from India

Chris, for all your rabble rousing about chocolate with good intentions you can't seem to get it out of your mind! :P


Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Well someone voted that they are trying to "hook up" on the poll. lol


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sharrie69 7 years ago from Trinidad (an island in the Caribbean)

Great..now 'he's' a drag queen who moonlights as a court jester!


Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Well it seems you can't alwasy choose your stalkers. ;)


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Good job...again. You have a skewed view of things...I admire that. Thanks for the entertainment today!


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

LOL, You got some nerve responding to this morine!? Hope you didn't overdose on your meds. ;)


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Christoph- glad you gave it a read

may- what in the dickens is that thing doing on your head? :P


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scottaye73 7 years ago from Michigan, USA

I like your sense of humor! I think we are definitely similar. You took risks with this writing but overall it turned out well! Your friend, ~ Scott


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Patricia Costanzo 7 years ago from Behind the Redwood Curtain

I don't know what made me go to the bottom of the page.  I never got to the bottom, but there you are, and definitely a boy. Kinda young, but cute.


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA

Hah! I know what you mean! I keep getting hit on by single women too....which frightens me. I mean, okay...sure...I'm a fairy...but....


Iphigenia 7 years ago

I never get stalked ... don't know whether to be pleased or offended !


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

How dare you put me next to the likes of Pest!

As someone who writes the things I now seem to be known for they are really coming out of the woodwork. My very first one had the name of one of my well known Hub fans with a link. I clicked on it and the next thing I see is a woman in front of her webcam stripping off her clothes and trying to get me to pay money to see more. It was not my well known hub fan either.

I told her I made a mistake and was looking for a friend, she of course misunderstood me and kept stripping and I left. Put her email as spam and all the rest are going in there too. Good thing I have a good malware remover and anti virus among many other great tools for taking care of such problems.

Funny hub PM. Like both avatars.


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

yeah, that crazy person also emailed me!


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trish1048 7 years ago

Even stalkers don't want me :(


nazishnasim 7 years ago

Paper Moon,

The emails stopped coming as soon as I removed my picture and uploaded this scary-half-me-half-demon-avatar! :D. Hope the info helps!


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frogdropping 7 years ago

Papermoon - I never receive emails from random folk wanting me in dark and delicious ways. Or any way come to think of it.

Maybe it's because I'm drop-dead ugly?

Well hubbed :)


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Sheenarobins- You got Pics? Oh do share!

Scottaye- the real risk was trying to hook up with my new hot forign friend Morine. LOL

Patricia Costanzo- I am glad you stopped in. I will occationally leave something on the bottom of the page just for those curious enough to look. Never know what you will find!

spryte- I would probably hit on you if I was a woman too. Lol

Iphigenia- With an avatar like that, I am surprised! ;)

CC. Uh… wasn’t expecting you. Uhh, I was gonna put you in a hub all by yourself….. Yes. That’s it! With people like morine, you may need antibiotics on top of anti virus.

Cindy, - are you sure that wasn’t Pest?

Trish- I would be honored to stalk you LOL.

Nazishnasim- mixed with your name, I bet they did. LOL :D

Frogdropping- could you be even uglier than me? (see above pic) Maybe it’s the fear of warts!

Thank you all for giving it a read and leaving your much appreciated comments. :)


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

thought I drop back in...oh this thing on her head? Looks like a helmet with toilet paper rolls. I used that picture on one of my hubs, since I couldn't get my profile pic of my gray cats head back on.


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

I hate days when you need one of those contraptions.


nazishnasim 7 years ago

:D !


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JamaGenee 7 years ago from Central Oklahoma

Well, now I'm jealous, PM! At least you can spell (and pronounce) Morine..and assume she's a she. The emails I got from wannbee-your-friend spammers had such weird names that I had no idea if I should be flattered (male) or offended (female)!


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Jama- well as you may have figured, this online dating from Hubpages may not be all that it was cracked up to be anyways.  From the comments above, it seems Morine will swing both ways.  

                            .             ;)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Hahaha great Hub. Loved that pic of you I could have ravished it on the spot.


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Pam Roberson 7 years ago from Virginia

I too have heard of your golden hubnuggets Paper Moon, which I find to be tantalizing, and it's little wonder you're being stalked. :D

Very funny hub! I enjoyed it! :)


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B.T. Evilpants 7 years ago from Hell, MI

Oh I feel like such a fool! Morine is cheating on me! Now I have to get back in touch with Jasmine! Or was it Jade? It could have been Windy.


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

bp- Thank you for reading, I suppose since you are not frightened of my pic, it couldn't have been you posing as morine. LOL

Pam- ah... uh..... (speachless from blushing) ;)

B.T.- From what I understand of Morine from the comments, she is spreading herself around quite a bit. :O


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

You should see on of my messages I received, omg there are some fruitcakes lol


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

bp- I hope I used an assumed name when I sent you those messages, as I was drunk and may have forgotten! :O


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Dame Scribe 7 years ago from Canada

What a riot, lol, good Hub!


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trish1048 7 years ago

Oh! Well, then, consider me flattered. I've never had a stalker before LOL :)


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia

None, guess i'm not as good looking as you...


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Dame Scribe- Pleased to make your acquaintance. Thx for checking out the hub. :)

Trish- always a first time for everything ;)

MAD- Surely some stalker must find you more attractive, you just need to find the right one.


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia

all pretty stalkers, please stalk me, see that you have a fat purse, really fat purse, beemer and house in beverly hills...

Now lets see if im stalkable... haha

But please only female stalkers...


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

I don't know if this is the right place to tell you, or if I should privately email you, but after seeing your pic and matching it to your writing, I have to say I feel some movement, but I'm not sure you want to know where. I am from Los Angeles, you know, these things happen here.


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TheRealTruth 7 years ago from Virginia

curses I suppose I am no longer one of the hot hubbers. frick. it's ok. breath. relax. we're here to talk about this hub...and apologize for sending out stalker emails. what can I say? Im into what im into.....or...uh....NOTHIN!


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

You look plenty stalkable to me! But my name is not morphine, so it def was not me:-).


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

MAD- good luck with that!

Why Toadie, what can I say. I am flattered. ;)

TheRealTruth- Thank you for sharing "the real truth"

Mighty Mom- Change your name and stalk away :P


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TheRealTruth 7 years ago from Virginia

nothing more. nothing less sir.


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

I stalk blondepoet. LOL she's hawt!


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

TRT- For real!

CC- I don't know how to tell you this, but BP is stalking you! She has just made you think that you are stalking her. :O


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marisuewrites 7 years ago from USA

<What could women see in me to cause such advances? My profile page is as lame as my conversation on a first date.>

You know how women love a challenge...LOL very cute - we are all looking over our shoulders...


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

No, not there, in the cupboard. Not over your shoulder.... Look in the cupboard! (oh I can't look)


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

How funny , I so do wonder what happened to Morine. lololo :D


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Well after seeing my pic, she probably went with a safer on line dating service. Perhaps I shouldn't have used my real pic. :(


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Enelle Lamb 7 years ago from Canada's 'California'

LMAO! I would like to say I feel awful that you were hit on in such a lude and grammatically correct manner, but to be honest, I can't find it in me!

I can, however, commisserate with you, as I have received similar messages from various online sources that I promptly removed from my browser...one such message was a marriage proposal to obtain a 'green card' LMAO!! I don't think Canada has those :P


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

I was forgiving of the grammatical errors, I am just sad she never wrote me back. :(


Janetta 7 years ago

LOL Morine must have no sense of adventure! Scared off by a little VD?? Geez...


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Paper Moon 7 years ago from In the clouds Author

Really. I mean what comes around goes around.


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Foyjur 5 years ago from New York

I have to say I feel some movement, but I'm not sure you want to know where.


arun 4 years ago

http://goo.gl/9bVPF nice post i like very much


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My Minds Eye53 4 years ago from Tennessee

I have never gotten an email from any hubber! Stalker or not.

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