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Hot Hubber With Golden Hubnuggets
Ever since I was privileged enough to not only have a hub in hubnuggets, but to have the number one hubnugget with the worldly and scientific hub Foxfire, I have been getting quite a lot of attention, albeit, unwarranted.
What could women see in me to cause such advances? My profile page is as lame as my conversation on a first date.
My rugged good looks? Its not like I have a stunning avatar like R. Blue. Could it be my mind? I have heard that some women like a guy for his mind. But my writing is no where near that of brilliant minds like Chris A or Christoph Reilly. A Cult of personality? I have nowhere near the cult of personality that goldentoadhas here on hubpages. Perhaps they are looking for someone easy? Then why would they choose me over, oh I don't know, Pest? Nor does my profile strike me as being that of an ol' romantic like the man himself C.C. Ritter. Some ladies get hot over a good laugh, so why didn't she go for Tom Rubenoff?
Hmmm. I think that they must be gold diggers chasing after my Golden hubnuggets. I have now gotten 3 of these hot hubpages hookups invites. Naw, I think I just attract stalkers. I even wrote a hub carefully disguised as being on social networking just to cover the story of another E-Predator named Tom. This is the story of my latest endeavor with an E-Stalker. At least this one is female.
The Message I recieved today
[ note, I have changed the email adress to protect the stalkers rights]
has sent you this message.
(email address not verified)
Morine.hello dear friend,
how are you today i hope that every things is
ok with you as is my pleasure to contact you after viewing your profile
which really interest me in having communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we
can get to know each other better.
my email is (email@example.com )
Dearest Morine. How tickled I am that you have hit on me. I would love to "Hook up" with you. I had no idea that Hubpages was a place to anonymously pick people up
I have no job so would have plenty of time to spend with you. I have an appointment at the free VD clinic tomorrow. After I pick up my antibiotics and some ointment, I should be free.
I am sending along a pic of myself as you have probably guessed that my avatar is not really me.
Awaiting your reply
Yours Truly, Paper Moon.
Uh. Hello? You there Morine?
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