How To Plan Revenge

Planning revenge means not leaving anything up to chance. Every detail counts!

When you've been wronged the only thing that matters is getting right again.

I know... I understand.

But to get right again you've got to make sure that your revenge does not come back to bite you on the butt again.

It's all in the details.

Step One

Knowledge. The first thing you want to do is write down everything that happened to you that now needs revenging. Keep this a personal private letter, file, whatever. Its likely better that it doesn't see the light of day should you progress to step two.

Step Two

Details. Know everything you can about the person you want to get revenge on. It's all about the details, anything is a clue that can help you get even. No bit of information is too small. You don't want to stalk the person but you do need to know the basics such as full name, address, place of work, simple things like that.

Step Three

Evaluation. You have to decide exactly what and how your revenge will be exacted. This, of course, will vary according to your own personal preferences and abilities. Do not over-estimate yourself or those that you will count ion to help you in your quest. Always keep in mind that you do not want to be the central person of suspicion. Any action that could be directly pointed back at you should not be undertaken.

Step Four

Execution. Everything has a plan and all things should be moving along with that plan. Quick strikes. Fast moves. Simple exits. Your revenge should be timed to be the most exacting it can be. As well, you should know how long, from start to finish, your actions will take, no matter if they are conducted in person (by you or someone else) or not.

Step Five

Completion. Do not get overly excited about your revenge. Success is not measured by aggravation of the target. You are the only person (and those that may have helped directly or indirectly) that knows what happened when. Do not be excited to find out if your revenge is final. The time will come when your revenge event will come back to your ears. But do not hurry this information back to you. You may still be a suspect.

Final Word

Revenge is an "end of cycle' event, not the continuation of any story. Be careful and deliberate in your actions. And be certain that you can live with the repercussions, if any, of the actions you take. You could always forgive and forget.

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lucy 7 years ago

this person is crap.

ninja 7 years ago

i like your style ;D

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R Pseudomen 7 years ago from Canada Author

CRAP Lucy?

I dare ya... I double dare ya!

Manzor 6 years ago

Hey! Thanks man! You have presented a perfect plan! I gonna execute in a few days!

Rose 6 years ago

Any Ideas on taking revenge on the person who is encouraging your father to cheat on your mother? And the person who he is cheating with?

Please....... a barely-out-of-her-teens girl can't come up with one on her own...

And I'm not being fanciful!

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R Pseudomen 6 years ago from Canada Author

Yes, talk to your father about it, then your mother.

Where evil lurks, confrontation should take the driver's seat.

sara 6 years ago

I LOVE you plan

why do you want to know 6 years ago

you should catch them in the act and get evidence

Drake 6 years ago

I like all of it except for the write it down part. That's just a piece of evidence to be found eventually. But anyway. Off to more research.

kerry clocks 6 years ago

omg im planning revenge by these steps now

hell yeah 6 years ago

okay...i followed theese steps and i revenged him by totally distroying his car and pc and other stuff....i messed up hes car with help of my friend who is a computer dads car is full of eletronics...the car ended up like a disco club or something...and i still can controll his cars lights,heat system,and i can swith between sport,classic and normal mode...when in the winter he buts like the heat system to max then i will turn it to the lowest soo the car is bretty much like frigirator...and tomorrow my friend will help me to controll the windows of the car...and about the pc i injected a troyan witch record all the a keylogger...(he cant get in hes email any more :D)and i changed hes ipod songs to some hardcore rocknroll

Nick Kudron 5 years ago

im trying to get revenge from this dude

i told him the girl i liked and he told her friend

i need help


Emily 5 years ago

These are good steps and could be useful but always remember to have a plan B, not everything can go to plan and what if it doesn't? What happens then?

anne 4 years ago

hey its this that my sister is an abuser and she has called my boyfriend and called him to hear to our fight ..she has embarassed me really mentally and emotionally.further more she is married but she is doesn't love him she just did him to make her ex jealous..,i wantt to tell her husband but she has his account password ..wt should i should i plan it..i think he deserves to know she is planning to leave him after getting nationality.tell me wt to do pleeease m just 16 and i cant work it out.

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R Pseudomen 4 years ago from Canada Author

Sorry, you're too young to wreck your future with this kind of thing.

Man up and talk to her about what you think is going on before deciding any other course of action.


mystery 4 years ago

Thank you for posting this But how long does this take ?? How many days, moths,years ???

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R Pseudomen 4 years ago from Canada Author

That all depends on the uniqueness of your needs.

-A 2 years ago

I want to get revenge on this girl who is rude to me...what do i do

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OTT 5 months ago from Earth

Yawn. Depending on what they have done, go only to the appropriate level. Start low and escalate. Call them anonymously and say weird strange stuff, intimidating them. Then send them a catalog of gravestones. Then call them anonymously during the night. Then tell the cops they have drugs or stolen goods. Then pay someone to beat the crap out of them. Then etc.. That's revenge.

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