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Astrology Secrets - Pisces Men

You’ve got your Piscean man but how do you keep him? The answer is to keep him happy, but how do you do that?

  • ­Pisces: 20th February – 20th March

What Keeps Piscean Men Happy?

Astrology tells us that Piscean men are happy when they are in a bath, swimming pool, hot-tub or the sea. Aquarian man cannot abide long periods of being on land as they are like the proverbial “fish out of water” or, more correctly “a floater among those who sink”. The key to a Piscean man’s happiness is liquid based.

Using this Knowledge to Keep Your Piscean Man Happy

The obvious way to keep a Piscean man happy is to keep him submerged. If you have sufficient land I suggest you start digging your pool immediately. If you have sufficient funds ensure you own a Floridian property with an extra large outside pool. To prove you love a Piscean, which will make him happy, will involve tears. Tears of sadness when you part; tears of joy when you meet; tears of happiness and of pride when he accomplishes even the most simplest of tasks. Never serve a meal without a soup course or a main without a sauce or gravy. Dry food is apt to depress him. Make sure the bathroom is always available when he requires it and make sure you have endless supplies of hot water to keep him topped up over the long hours he will spend underwater in there. You should have a water feature in every room and your garden should have fountains and, if funds allow, be on the sea-front or next to a river.

When You Shouldn’t Use the Knowledge to Make Your Piscean Man Happy

Don’t use any of these tactics if your Piscean man is not appreciative. Don’t use any of these tactics if you are uncomfortable with them. Don’t use any of these tactics if your man doesn’t make you happy.

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Comments 12 comments

ashley 6 years ago

u all talk about them like their f***in fish this is some bs u cant be serious. lbvfs

ataurus 6 years ago

they are the two fish... tails tied together, swimming in opposite directions. u should do your homework before you talk sh*t

suzie 6 years ago

I am dating one. They love the water, long showers and the ocean.

re re  6 years ago

this is so true... my guy loves the beach and loves long showers...

rg 5 years ago

its true my pisces man loves water

Lauri-n-TX 5 years ago

LMFAO at all these comments!

Sicilia 5 years ago


gr 5 years ago

its very true my guy love to swim in swiming and long shower

Joanne 5 years ago

my pisces man hates the ocean and loves the land. so go figure.

There are 2 types of pisces.

One you is a dreamer and sits on the fence (my man) and the other will over come this and succeed excessivly.

Will 4 years ago

I am a Pisces man and I do not care for the water at all. I like to sit by the river or lake but I am not much for getting wet and the ocean is dreary

shaun 4 years ago

OMG!!! what is the problem? i just dont inderstand why people put anything on the internet. this is a bunch of bull shit foreall!

3 years ago

This is shallow and superficial advice. As if all anyone needs to be happy is one simple thing.

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