How to Make a Woman Fall in Love with You

Whilst many men cringe at the mere mention of the word love, some men do hope to land a woman and make her fall in love with them. There are many dating books and internet sites designed for men seeking to do precisely that, but I'm here to let you know it's all rubbish. The secret to a woman's heart isn't in romance or flowers or kept promises. Nuh-uh. The secret to landing the perfect woman for an eternity is much, much more simple. Here, let me spell it out for you:

Step one: Select your woman

Don't limit yourself to the librarian with the horn-rimmed glasses (unless you happen to roll that way); this will work on any social type, any physiological body presentation and any mentality. The only type of women I'd suggest you not select a married woman -- not because they aren't landable, but because their husbands might be a lot bigger than you.

Step two: Flatter her immensely

Now, you've got to at least sound sincere about this, but flattery will get you anywhere and everywhere with most women. Choose your compliments wisely: Tell her she's got a nice pair; tell her she's got fabulous pins; tell her she's the perfect sized mouth; tell her she's the hottest woman in the grocery store. You know, make it really special.

Step three: Be Rich

To be honest, if you've got step three down, you probably don't need the others. If you've got a nice car, nice house, nice clothes, nice furniture, etc., you are already 3/4 of the way down the aisle with many women.

Step four: Open your wallet

Just being rich is all fine and dandy, but she wants to do more than just look at your money -- she wants to touch it, too. And if you want that touching to go down the way it did last night in your dreams, you've got to pull the green out (or whichever color applies to your country's currency). Buy her clothes, makeup, shoes, jewelry and anything else her little heart desires and you will be face to face with a woman in love.

Step five: Perfect the words, "Yes, dear."

If you've reached this step, you've probably got the wedding planned and one very happy woman on your arm. To keep her there forever, all you've got to do is remove negative words from your vocabulary. Never say things like, "I'm not sure we need the 3rd car..." or "Did you already have a massage this week?" or "Can we cut back on spa treatments this month?" etc. S simple "Yes, dear." in response to all of her requests will ensure that your new wife loves you forever and a day.

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humblepie123 7 years ago

Time to abandon ship....proverbial ship of....


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tony0724 7 years ago from san diego calif

That,s all the there Is to It ? Man I have had It all wrong !


loveubabe 7 years ago

Isabella Snow,Nice very nice. I am afraid it would be useful for flirting men too. You are so intelligent. Now i will read out your write ups.


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loua 7 years ago from Elsewhere, visiting Earth ~ the segregated community planet

Sad but true...


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JPSO138 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines, International

Wow, I wish I was able to read this way back then. It would have been easier.


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marcofratelli 7 years ago from Australia

Hahaha, i'm not sure i want to make a woman fall in love with me now! LOL. Good tips though, I think they pretty much confirm what I suspected! :D

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