How to deal with annoying coworkers

Hubby has a boring job and annoying coworkers. Everyday he comes back home complaining how boring his office job is and how annoying his coworkers are. He says that everything in that office is boring, including his coworkers. Seems this job has the potential to devoid even the most fervent employees of their personality.

So I thought I should help Hubby make his job more interesting. Here are some of hubby's complaints and some of the solutions I offer. I'm sure many of you are no strangers to some of these complaints.

Complaint #1: I hate my boss.

Hubby complains that his boss has the "helicopter syndrome": always hovering around his employees to point out their mistakes.

Solution: laxatives

Stealthily place a laxative tablet (or two) in your boss' favorite drink. (Special emphasis on the word "stealthily". Otherwise you could end up fired or even sued)

Your boss will spend most of his day in the toilet, and with just a little bit of luck, he may even go home. When you see his distressed face, politely offer some advice. You may even say something like this: "Boss, you seem stressed out. You're the hardest worker in this office. I think you deserve a break. You should go home and relax."


Your boss will spend most of his day in the toilet, and with just a little bit of luck, he may even go home. When you see his distressed face, politely offer some advice. You may even say something like this: "Boss, you seem stressed out. You're the hardest worker in this office. I think you deserve a break. You should go home and relax."


Complaint #2: My coworkers are always talking about dumb stuff. They talk so much i cant even concentrate!

Solution: give them a false lottery ticket that will make them think they are millionaires. They will quit their jobs and swear at everyone on their way out. By then, it will be too late to ask to have their job back.


Complaint #3: My coworkers are constantly trying to engage me in meaningless conversations.

Solution: Talk to them about your religion and explain why your religion is the best. They will leave you alone within seconds and few will ever come back. If they do, give them a heavy dose of religious advice.


Complaint #4: My coworkers have horrible handwriting and I can never understand the documents I receive from them.

Solution: Leave a bumper sticker on their desk that reads: "My pet's handwriting is better than mine." If they continue with their bad handwriting, place the sticker on their car bumper. If that doesn't change things, place the sticker on their windshield. If that doesn't change anything, ask Big Foot to eat your coworker for lunch. That should get rid of your problem.

In fact, call Big Foot for any of your other problems. I'm sure he will eat your problem away and help you lead a happy life!!


BIG FOOT IS YOUR FRIEND!
BIG FOOT IS YOUR FRIEND!

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