How to get your girlfriend to break up with you: Ways to make her dump you and leave you
How to get your girlfriend to break up with you? There are many ways in which you can get your girlfriend to dump you. But the best thing to do is to be honest about your feelings and tell her that you don't love her anymore. Tell her the truth – you won't regret it. Read this post if you still want to go down the ugly path of heartbreak through lies and nasty behavior. It also talks about some of the stuff that you shouldn't do.
1) Say no to cuddling and cute gestures of intimacy
Subtly pull yourself away from hugs, cute kisses and the tender cuddles. When your girlfriend asks why you are behaving so strangely, tell her that you are not in the mood.
Sweet intimacy is the essence of bonding in a relationship and if your girlfriend doesn't get it from you, she will start realizing that you have started to drift away.
2) Use discount coupons during romantic dinner dates
Girls hate it when guys act cheap, especially if it is a romantic date. The last thing she expects you to do while dining out to celebrate a special occasion is to pull out a discount coupon.
Better yet, deliberately carry an expired discount coupon and argue endlessly with the waiting staff to demand your discount.
Your girlfriend will confront you about this issue after you do it a couple of times. Reply to her calmly and say that you will do anything it takes to save even a few dollars.
3) Do embarrassing things in a party or at a social gathering: Make a fool out of yourself
Use this tactic to get your girlfriend to leave you if your relationship is pretty new. Since she doesn't know you that well yet, give her a disappointing surprise by embarrassing yourself at a party or a social gathering. Here are a few ideas.
- Fart loudly in front of friends
- Break into the stupidest dance move ever, and do it again repeatedly at every party you attend together as a couple
- Act drunk and do something really stupid
- Be the loudest one in the room and say something really silly
The point is to make her feel that you are a complete loser. By the end of a couple of embarrassing stunts, she will be ready to dump you and move on to a guy who doesn't embarrass her in front of others.
4) Be annoyingly possessive about her
All girlfriends and boyfriends are possessive about each other at a certain level. Take your possessiveness to a whole new and highly irritating level by acting like an over-protective doting dad instead of her fun-loving boyfriend.
Be grumpy when she meets her other guy friends and let your disapproval be known when she goes out with her friends without you. When she comes back, ask her way too many questions. Add a hint of suspicion to your voice tone. The constant nagging will annoy her and soon enough, she will ask you to either stop it or face a breakup.
5) Forget your girlfriend's birthday and act as if it isn't a big deal
Forgetting a girlfriend's birthday is every boyfriend's worst nightmare. This is one mistake that can possibly have no excuse. A girl will be disappointed, angry and heartbroken to know that her boyfriend forgot the most special day of the year.
You can get your girlfriend to breakup with you by taking this a notch up. Forget your girlfriend's birthday and follow it up by giving a lousy apology. Pretend as if it wasn't a big deal. This will leave your girlfriend fuming while she walks away from you, forever.
6) Be clingy and start talking about commitment
This trick will work like a charm if your relationship is new. If it has just been a couple of months since you started dating the girl, be needy and clingy all the time. Annoy your girlfriend and act like a little baby.
Follow your irritating neediness up by talking about commitment. Talk to her about the long term future about your relationship. This will instantly freak her out and after you do this a couple of times again, she will start distancing herself from you.
Make sure that your girlfriend isn't needy before you pull this trick. If she is clingy too, listening to you talk about commitment will make her think that she has found her soul mate. She will never leave you if this happens.
7) Be a different person than yourself
Surprise your girlfriend in a very weird way by morphing into a person that you aren't. Change your personality, talk in a way that she would never expect and behave as if you have suddenly turned into a person that she just can't relate to.
Looking at your strange transformation will put her on the back foot. Your girlfriend will miss the guy she fell in love with and plead with you to stop the nonsense. Be upfront and tell her that this is how you want to be.
8) Spend more time with your friends and less time with her
Your girlfriend will get really annoyed if you start spending more time with your buddies and less time with her. Let your ugly habit become apparent by planning a date with her and standing her up at the last minute. Use a clumsy excuse and tell her that you need to be with one of your friends.
After being stood up a couple of times, it will become quite evident that your friends get more priority in your life. She will confront you about this and when she does, tell her that your friends are an important part of your life. She will get the message and leave you before you leave her.
9) Tell her white lies to the point where she becomes suspicious of you
White lies are a necessary evil in relationships. But too many of them can have a snowball effect on a lot of other things. A couple of white lies can easily make people start doubting their partners.
Use this tactic and tell her a few white lies in succession. Deliberately get caught out and sheepishly apologize every time. These things will snowball into a giant argument soon enough. When it does, act a little goofy in a strange and suspicious way.
10) Don't pick up your girlfriend's calls and conveniently forget to return them later
The easiest way to make someone realize that they aren't top priority in your life is to avoid them. Do the same thing and avoid picking up your girlfriend's calls. Don't return them for a day or two. When she calls back, be goofy and give her an unconvincing excuse.
Your girlfriend will confront you about this after a couple of times. Instead of fighting anger with anger, be nonchalant and act as if you just don't care.
11) Forget your relationship anniversary and don't apologize
TV shows typically portray guys as forgetful freaks who face the wrath of their better halves after forgetting their anniversary. This is your chance to be that forgetful idiot by deliberately forgetting your relationship anniversary.
Your girlfriend will probably give you a few hints on your anniversary to remind you. She will ask questions like:
- Do you know what date it is today?
- Is today a special day?
- Do you remember what happened on the same day two years back?
Be aloof and act as if you don't have a clue. When she finally gives into her frustration and gets angry at you for forgetting the anniversary, tell her to calm down. Pretend as if it isn't a big deal and don't seem too concerned that you forgot your anniversary.
12) Never cheat on your girlfriend to make her leave you
You should never cheat on a girl to make her break up with you. Cheating is one of the worst ways to betray someone and break their heart. It is morally wrong and it will leave horrid emotional scars that last for a lifetime.
Think about how you would feel if someone cheated on you. It is a terrible feeling and your girlfriend doesn't deserve to be humiliated and heartbroken in such a nasty way.
13) Never tell your girlfriend that she is fat or ugly
Telling a girl that she is fat or ugly will be a direct blow to her self-confidence. Her self-esteem will plummet to rock bottom and she will feel disgusting from within.
No matter how badly you want to break up with her, her depreciating sense of self-worth is not something you would want to be responsible for.
14) The best way to get her to break up: Tell her how you feel
Telling your girlfriend honestly that you don't want to be in a relationship with her anymore is way easier than anything else. It may seem difficult at the onset but it is actually the least painful way to break up.
All it takes is a little courage and honesty. If the breakup is tough on your girlfriend, she may shed a tear or two. But months and years down the line, she will be thankful to you for being honest about your feelings. Honesty hurts a little, but the pain is far less than nasty tactics and ugly deception.
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