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All it takes is a "good" pick-up line

I am a sucker for a guy that will use a terribly terrible pick-up. Maybe it's because they're bold (or shameless) and friendly (or desperate), but I get a real kick out of a guy who isn't afraid to bust one out.

The other day a guy asked, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" I shrugged and he replied, "Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Mike." I was impressed/swept off my feet, and it was a guy I knew pretty well too (and should have expected this from in the first place).

There's nothing like a guy who will use a ridiculous pick-up line. To me, a guy that will go up to a girl and actually spurt that kind of cheese out of his mouth is bold, confident, silly with a sense of humour, and adorable... exactly the kind of guy I love (or love to know and make fun of).

However, these are the kinds of guys who may need some help (or may not care either way).

So here are some good pick-up lines for a guy to use in his dating endeavors (or fooleries), only because I have sympathy (or I can't wait to hear one used on me!):

Some real doozies

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba...are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Greetings and salivations

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

glassvisage's All-Time Favorite Pick-up Lines

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies?

I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.

If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!

That outfit is horrible! Take it off right now!

Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.

Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?

If you were a pill I'd overdose.

(Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say) "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

If your beauty was like gas, my car would never need refilled.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

You're so pretty I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

Is this the Matrix, because I think you're the One.

If you were president then your name would be Baberaham Lincoln.

I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (Looks at arms).

They call me "milk" because I do a body good.

Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

You know your good enough to give my last name to.

What is on your butt?... My eyes!

If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you... I'd have one dollar!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

(Pick up a pack of sugar that says "sugar" on it and say) "You dropped your nametag!"

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114 comments

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livelonger 9 years ago from San Francisco

This is great...although it makes me thankful that I'm not single!


Sally 9 years ago

Very entertaining:) Can't remember the last time someone tried to pick me up. Then again I'm rather large:)


George 9 years ago

My twenty-one year old son and I laughed and laughed.


wajay_47 9 years ago

Here's one, "You look like my second wife" - she: "You've been married twice?" - "No, just once!". Funny hub.


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Davinne 9 years ago

ok this is very interesting, think I might actually try a few. : )


joe 9 years ago

i dont think any highschool girls would think that's "cute". most likely they'd look at u funny n walk away.


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hubber 9 years ago from San Mateo

Very entertaining:)


markion 9 years ago from London

lol.. very interesting, although many of them wouldn't get you anywhere!


Forget Pickup Lines 8 years ago

Pickup lines don't matter. 99% of the time they are just a turn-off. A pickup line may last 2 or 3 seconds..but what about the rest of the day?

I recently read this e-book by Tiffany Taylor that really opened my eyes on how to control a conversation and create that 'special feeling'.

http://tinyurl.com/yvc3a8

Check it out. You won't need any more pickup lines.


dude 8 years ago

this is one of the stupidest, least genuine articles I've ever read in my life. Obviously written by a guy. A dumb one at that. and if it WAS written by a girl, she's an idiot.


huh? 8 years ago

agreed with dude.


Ray 7 years ago

This is stupid as hell, id like to see this work with a girl.. ud have to look like brad pitt an ask out a 300 pound chick..ud maybe get her number then..


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J_Eds 7 years ago from Blackpool

This gave me and my friends a good laugh...


g_money 7 years ago

One of my favs....

"Do you wash your clothes with windex? Because I can totally see myself in your pants."


orionsky60403 7 years ago

Hehe that's awesome. "Hi, i just sh1t my pants, can i have your number?"


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artfuldodger 7 years ago from Earth

Here's one: Pick a random cutie at a bar, go up to her and say "Sorry to bug you, but i just wanted to let you know that you made the list". She'll say something like "what list?". Then you come back with "my 'To-Do' list". yeah, its stupid but it made me laugh.


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glassvisage 7 years ago from Northern California Author

:) Thanks for adding to the list, you peeps. I love a good laugh


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marcofratelli 7 years ago from Australia

Ahhahahahahahhahaha - these are GREAT!


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my-success-guru 7 years ago from Upstate NY

Hello,

Very entertaining and informative. Join my fan club to let everyone see your great hubs! If you're looking for similar Hubs check out mine on Health, Wealth and Happiness.

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Jim


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shrikrishna 7 years ago

well entertained me

thank you


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kea 7 years ago

Great lines. I've been known to use a few. I like this one too:

Is your dad a thief? He must have stolen those diamonds that sparkle in your eyes.


yup yup 7 years ago

tha was soo funny............................


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homes88m 7 years ago from North Adams, MA

great hub, i don't use really bad pick up lines, but maybe i should!


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bcook 7 years ago from Where dreams still live

Bad pick up lines are always hit or miss. If i'm in the right mood, they will interest me. However, if i'm out with like 5 friends and its obviously a girl's night- don't even bother. I love the polar bear one lol


techie 7 years ago

i must say a great collection of line , i'll try some of humourous ones


john 7 years ago

Very well written hub .....

Thank you very much for your great hub, for good advice, good wishes and support. Thanks for sharing your experience with all of us.


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arun kuruvilla 7 years ago from Kottayam

good & funny ..really interesting hub

just like it


sirilena 7 years ago

yeah, some of those are pretty funny... I guess some people don't have a sense of humor


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annb106 7 years ago

Some men will just walk up and say, 'God You Are as Fine as The Wine from the Georgia Pines can I get your Digits'.

Barbara


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Sexy jonty 7 years ago from India

Now that's the hot tips ......

good work ...


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steffer 7 years ago from Belgium (Europe)

funny pickup lines

offcourse anybody should know these WON'T work

chances are great you'll end up with a slap in the face.

on the other hand, if you like paris hilton types of woman, you'll probably get very lucky with these.

Here's another one: girl, can i have your phone number, cause, i have lost mine.


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glassvisage 7 years ago from Northern California Author

Haha!


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mcssball 7 years ago

Not that I would actually use any of these but I'm laughing so hard I can't keep the phone still lol


J$nap 6 years ago

Wow how lame can you get? Never use pickup lines, be yourself, have confidence and good conversation skills.


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glassvisage 6 years ago from Northern California Author

Mcssball, that's what I like to hear!


ujjal borah 6 years ago

well entertained me

thank you


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wsp2469 6 years ago from Alta Loma, Ca

I enjoyed this one. I might even book mark it to respond to it at a later date in a hub of my own! I always have said there are young, attractive women out there who have a sense of humor.


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blaise25 6 years ago from close to you...

funny, fantastic, very entertaining ;p


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Hanna Bambina 6 years ago

you need more than a good pick up line, bro.


elliot hall 6 years ago

im not a surgen but i can still be in you shannan


Speedster 6 years ago

Those were all great and that's how I got my current girlfriend!


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Relationshipc 6 years ago from Alberta, Canada

Very funny...It doesn't matter how awesome the guy is who says "I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue" to me is. That would be way beyond my 'you've still gotta chance' line.


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theramax 6 years ago from Houston

million ways to do it, just take the first move, don't forget that it must be sincere approach, it's like a therapy already. - http://theramaxtherapyservices.com


PT jobs 6 years ago

Nice pick up lines! It would be much appreciated if you have good intentions in it. Very well nice post!


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cbris52 6 years ago

Hahah... these are awesome... One of My fav's is really plain... How about breakfast at my place? I'm following you now and look forward to reading more.


mike 6 years ago

are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you


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glassvisage 6 years ago from Northern California Author

Ha! :D


drewamr 6 years ago

Do you like math?

Ummmm......

Well, let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.


shiro 6 years ago

we,that's a crazy dng


bianca* 6 years ago

This is wonderful and so so true, I must agree I'm a sucker for someone who makes me laugh and your polar bear line was just adorable. I too would be impressed with the guts for something cheesy. Although, there is a fine line between cheesy and downright rude and some men just have no consideration when it comes to laying down a blunt and brutal line.


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TylerCapp 6 years ago from Los Angeles, California

I first heard the polar bear line in the movie "The Goods". Honestly though, I've never thought to use a pick up line, I've always thought it was better to be direct and just talk to the girl. I had no idea there was success in this. Which leads me to my question: Are you currently with a guy as a result of him using a pick up line on you? Thanks for the read!


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glassvisage 6 years ago from Northern California Author

Thank you all for your comments! TylerCapp, good question... my partner did not use a line on me and was direct, as you mentioned... but to this day it's hard for me not to blush at a good line!


joe 6 years ago

these are hillarious! i've had my fair share of luck with some of these


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barryrutherford 6 years ago from Queensland Australia

lol


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adorababy 6 years ago from Syracuse, NY

First of all you need to approach her. Also, remember that you need to maintain eye contact with her along with a gentle smile. Make sure that you don't keep staring at her, as there is a very subtle difference between making an eye contact and a constant stare.


jawad 6 years ago

grate tricks i try


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Kristie91 6 years ago

Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours?


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glassvisage 6 years ago from Northern California Author

Haha, love it!


pun 6 years ago

the word of the day is legs, why dont we go back to my place and spread the word?


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glassvisage 6 years ago from Northern California Author

:D Pun, that's great!


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Medical Writer 6 years ago from Great Britain

Great tips here. Never would have thought.


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snagerries 6 years ago from Singapore

This is really entertaining. Thumbs up!!


this is crap 6 years ago

one good one that no one eva uses( the local hotels 30 minutes away your cars out side wat that yes cu u there)


ankigarg87 6 years ago

This is really a great hub


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Angry Granny 6 years ago from Enough Spying on Us

If someone would approach me with any of these idiotic pickup lines I'd kick him in the balls right away. At the other hand I am just a tiny, old angry granny so moronic balls of an idiot using these lines are safe. For now.


yuhd 6 years ago

what about this one? "girl, your feet must be tired cuz youve been running through my mind all day"


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BaseCharity 5 years ago from www.BaseCharity.com

Now these are some hilarious pickup lines!


Dyllan 5 years ago

Is your dads pnus a chili, coz ur flipin hot haha and this next one has never failed me, smile if u wana kiss me haha full proof bt us only if shes in a good mood, or else u might get a tatoo that resembles the shape of a hand haha


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funmontrealgirl 5 years ago from Montreal

lines made me laugh! funny hub!


afzal fg 5 years ago

yuhd 2 months ago

what about this one? "girl, your feet must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day"

BaseCharity 5 weeks ago

Now these are some hilarious pickup lines!

Dyllan 5 days ago

Is your dads pnus a chili, coz ur flipin hot haha and this next one has never failed me, smile if u wana kiss me haha full proof bt us only if shes in a good mood, or else u might get a tatoo that resembles the shape of a hand haha

funmontrealgirl 5 days ago

lines made me laugh! funny hub!


javed ali 5 years ago

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Andrew 5 years ago

Good pick up lines! Love it!


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mojefballa 5 years ago from Nigeria

Funny article with great tips in here which is well shared.


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jacobsterling 5 years ago from New York

nice hub..kinda' funny though..thanks for sharing..


Pick-up-lines 5 years ago

If you use some really stupid pick up line in a funny but confident way, it works the best.


break up books 5 years ago

Haha! Loved his pick up line! No wonder you were swept off your feet. I have never heard that one before. Great hub by the way!


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Neil Sperling 5 years ago from Port Dover Ontario Canada

this is educational - entertaining and fun to read.. well done! Thanks a Billion


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glassvisage 5 years ago from Northern California Author

Thank you Neil! I appreciate you stopping by!

Thanks to everyone for reading this page. It's rather silly but it's meant a lot to me because I love silly pick-up lines... It's been great to watch how this Hub has grown in the past few years!


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Ryan-Palmsy 5 years ago from In a Galaxy far, far away

Awesome hub! Hahaha!

I sometimes try a few bad ones on my girlfriend, if nothing else it makes her laugh!

"Do you know the difference between sex and talking? No? Wanna go back to my place and talk?"

That's a reaaally bad one LOL


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glassvisage 5 years ago from Northern California Author

Oh yeah, that is a bad one, but still good :)


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Alexander Mark 5 years ago from beautiful, rainy, green Portland, Oregon

I had to laugh despite myself - so cheesy!


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glassvisage 5 years ago from Northern California Author

It's okay AM - this is one of my guilty pleasures :)


fashion 5 years ago

Interesting hub.It is really easy to get a girl`s number.helpful tips.


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selfdefenselesson 5 years ago

Haha I love these.. SO going to use them the next night I'm out


Andrew G 5 years ago

Aha these are funny. I wouldn't dare try them on a girl I liked though lol.


Deidre  5 years ago

I love guys who use cheesy pickup lines


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TheExpertise 5 years ago

Good Hub

Couldn't have said it better myself

I liked the 1st pickup line

i'm gonna use it lol

An understanding the womens mind is an art i go a little more in detail feel free to read http://theexpertise.hubpages.com/hub/Top-3-Questio...


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glassvisage 5 years ago from Northern California Author

Thank you all! TheExpertise, what happened to your Hub?


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maxravi 5 years ago from India

This is a great idea!I liked this hub..


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Olaguma 5 years ago from Slovenia

LOL :)great hub!


krishnan kutty 5 years ago

I think All are fine that is better


sexgod123 5 years ago

the karate line was pure genius! time to wheel in the pussay


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selfdefenselesson 5 years ago

Haha excellent lines.


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DrSyn 5 years ago from United Kingdom

Stand next to the girl you like - and say while looking upwards, ''Tickle your ass with a feather!'' - naturally she says 'excuse - me ?' and you reply -- ''oh - typically nasty weather'' and smile -- works every time, must be the British accent on you yanks. :)


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richardhemby 5 years ago from Bellevue, Washington

Hey, could you add another site to your list: http://pickuplines.org. It took me a while...I mean A LONG time, to make that site. I collected all the lines I could find on the web, then I took out the dupes and categorized+tagged each. I haven't used many myself because I personally think pick up lines are cheesy:) But there's guys that like to use them anyway.

Thanks!

Richard.


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TheExpertise 5 years ago

smooth... the more i learn from other peoples views the better i can please any women...i happen to be a pua (pickup artist) so the more info the better...

p.s I don't know what happened to my other post but i'm back with another one ;)

enjoy


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glassvisage 5 years ago from Northern California Author

richardhemby, thanks for the post - I included your link!

Thanks for your comment TheExpertise! Looking at your photo, it seems like you must have some great lines yourself!


naturalsolutions 5 years ago

LOL that pick up lines are really amazing i will try to say it to someone. Great job, there's a lot of new lines but this lines are old yet still very effective.


Annonomus 5 years ago

Lets go to myspace so u can twitter my yahoo until i google all over your facebook


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richardhemby 5 years ago from Bellevue, Washington

Appreciate the link!


Stephen 4 years ago

Not bad, but these are better - http://www.pickuplines.net


Abi 4 years ago

gotta love the guys that would stand up and say this infront of you! must take some balls:) xx


Gabriel 4 years ago

hey buddy


Hanah 4 years ago

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz I wanna Makeout with your FACE!!!


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JoshuaDR 4 years ago from Charleston, SC

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!


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glassvisage 4 years ago from Northern California Author

Haha! Thank you all for these!


Wall 4 years ago

on a scale of 1 to america how free are you tonight?


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Royalmark 4 years ago from Lagos, Nigeria

Whoa!


Krishnan kutty 4 years ago

where are you dear


amadou 4 years ago

oh really nice and funny hahhahahahaahahahah


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pooilum 4 years ago from Malaysia

hahaha.. this is very funny.. voted up and followed


Janvi 4 years ago

hi my name is Janvi mera no. hai 8923940052 main tumhara loda muh me lekar choosna caahti hoon apni gaand me lenaa caahti hoon plz call kroo mujhe


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louromano 4 years ago

Some men will just walk up and say, 'God You Are as Fine as The Wine from the Georgia Pines can I get your Digits'.


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glassvisage 4 years ago from Northern California Author

...That is an awesome one.

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