How to get a girl

If you are reading this then you suffer from CantgetAdate syndrom. This syndrome has been around since the dawn of man and many people have tried numerous ways to cure it. Well finally, yours truely, will give up the secrets.

First step: Pick out some pimpin threads.

Women always look what a guy is wearing, if you're trying to knock boots and you go out for the hunt wearing your old P.E. T-shirt and parachute pants then the lady is just going to turn around, laugh, make a small penis joke, and keep walking. You need to dress like a pimp daddy mac. This also doesn't need to be expensive, although it helps. I recommend some nice argial dress sox, maybe some sweet jeans and a suit jacket and a pocket watch to throw in some extra spice. The ladies go crazy for this, trust me, i know.

Second step: Make them laugh

The ladies love to laugh. I find it's best to act like a moron by running into things because one, you get sympothy, and second she thinks its hilarious. Also, talking to random people and making jokes also make the lady think that you're just one cool cat which you probably are if you are following these steps.

Third step: Brush your teeth

This is one of the easiest things you can do to get a lady. The ladies love nice breath, if you get all up in their grill without brushing your teeth, you'll endup with chunks of food all over your sweet suit jacket. So, take 10 minutes, floss, brush, and rinse and then make out with the ladies.

Forth step: The Hair

Most guys dont know how to do their hair. Best thing to do is get out of the shower, shake your head and let it dry. The ladies see this as like you're so sexy that you dont even need to brush it. Also the mullet has some type of homing signal that just sends ladies flocking to you. Be careful though you may get trampled on by all the ladies that you'll be getting.

Fifth step: Im in.....

Ok this is the last step and its probably the most important. First ask yourself, what occupation you are in. Then put it into this line that gets all the ladies for example, i work on cars, therefore my line is "Hey there..... Im in auto....im good with my hands" throw in a wink at the end and you're good to go. If you are Mr. Pages you'd be like "Hey there......im into being rich..... i own hub pages" and BANG, he has 2 kids and a wife. Nuff said.

Well there you have it, you now can get any lady that you want. If you need any more advice just ask me and i'll gladly let you know how to score. Peace out

J