If The Three Stooges Were the Only Men Left on Earth, Which One Would You Marry: Moe, Larry, or Curly?
Back in the day you may have known your mate for two years before an engagement or marriage. Now in the era of online dating, marriage seems to be occurring overnight for some couples.
The world makes it easy for men and women to move on if a relationship does not work out. The choices are unlimited for most women and men who are searching for the right mate.
Most women desire a strong man with a job, and regal good looks. However, what if your circumstances were slim?
What if the only bachelors available were the three stooges, Moe, Larry, and Curly? Just Imagine that The Three stooges were the only men left on earth. Who would you marry?
Most Women Are seeking compatibly.
Which Stooge Is More Compatible?
1. Care about their needs: Showing loving gestures of affection.
2. Solve conflicts: The ability to resolve arguments without a grudge.
3. Display strong character traits: Strong traits of honesty and integrity that can be passed on to the next generation.
4. Show validation: Women like to be praised for their role around the house.
5. Promote chemistry: Women need to be somewhat attracted to their male counterpart.
It's impossible for any man or woman to freely display these desires. Through time a relationship should grow into the power of understanding.
Which brings us back to The Three Stooges. Which one is your soulmate?
Bachelor #1 Moe Howard
Moe Moments (Slap Happy)
Moe Is A Gemini Ladies!
Born Moses Harry Horwitz (June 19, 1897– May 4, 1975) But let's just say through a scientific miracle Moe was able to preserve his life line into this generation just in time to become your hopeful partner in life.
As we take a closer look at Moe, he appears to have pent up aggression that he takes out on Larry and Curly. Does Moe show signs of an abusive mate? Probably not, after all he was dealing with Curly and Larry, his patience was worn out. However if you are looking for a take charge kind of guy, Moe is your man.
From what we can tell, Moe knows how to rock a bowl haircut. His fashion sense has inspired many famous people.
Moe appears to be a man that cares about style ladies.
The Beatles Rocked The Moe Cut
Tootie From The Facts of Life Sported The Moe Cut
Last of the Moe Haircuts
Bachelor # 2 Larry Fine
Larry is A Libra Ladies!
Louis Feinberg born October 5, 1902 January 24, 1975, Larry was known in the entertainment world as Larry Fine, an American comedian, actor, violinist, and boxer. Larry earned money as a lightweight boxer. Now Mr. Larry could be the pick of the litter. He is known as one of the smartest members of the Stooges gang. He can play the violin and he has a nice crop of curly hair surrounding the outskirts of his head.
You have to adore Larry's ability to take charge of a situation. Known as the one with the brains, Larry's birth month brings forth plenty of talented men as well.
Men Born In The Same Month As Larry
Larry Is In The Same League Ladies!
Do Not Turn Your Nose Up At Larry
Larry is charming and funny. He has a house on Porcupine Way. He has a job, and if you ask me, he's pretty photogenic. Larry has the following to offer: Height 5'4" weight 178, Hair frizzy, and eyes dashing. What more could a woman ask for?
Bachelor # 3 Curly Howard (What A Delicious Treat!)
We Have Another Libra In The House Ladies!
Jerome Lester "Jerry" Horwitz October 22, 1903 – January 18, 1952. His stage name is Curly, and theoretically Curly has stuck around to help out our female generation.
Curly is the brother of Moe Howard. Curly is said to be the soft spoken one of the family. Women love smooth gentle men with a humorous side. Curly has a love for animals especially dogs. So if you have a soft spot for canines. Curly's high pitched voice made it easy for him to bark like a dog.
In reality, Curly had a mission to help dogs. He befriended strays wherever his shows would take him. Curly picked up homeless dogs and take them with him from town to town until he found them a home.
In spite of Curly's name he sports the bald look. Some women love bald headed men!
Actors Who Sport The Curly Look!
Ladies, Curly's Got Swag!
Interesting Facts About Compatibility
The search for compatibility
The search for compatibility must start with friendship. It is bizarre how many people can be attracted to a celebrity that they have never met, due to their portrayal of fictionalized character. A bond is created through a schedule time and understanding of a series.
Yet in real life friendship takes a back seat. Couples nowadays become physical attracted to one another before friends.
Physical attraction does not take effort, staying with someone when times get tough through stressful events is revealing. Compatibility is like a mirror which reflects back. Similar to two streams which flow together as one, a friendship must take root. Voicemail, instant messaging, social media, make it hard for people to sociably come together. The effort has to be sought after.
So Who Will It Be Ladies?
You don't have to make your decision in haste. Hopefully this article will bring out the creative writing style in those looking for research. And maybe some women will be grateful for the husband or significant other that they have. Nonetheless, The Three Stooges have given us a memorable legacy to reflect on through laughter.
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