How to know if he loves you

5 Signs That he loves you

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There are many different quotes pertaining to the word love, there are many differing opinions as to what love actually is, and there are millions of songs dedicated to love. thousands of movies and poems and millions of advice columns in millions of newspapers offering advice on love.

But nothing can come close to the advice I am going to share with ladies all over the world, who want to know if their boyfriend, fiancé, husband or lover really loves them.

I have compiled a Top Five list (below) to give the ladies sure fireproof that their man truly loves them, it is the little things that we men do for that special lady in our lives that we only do when we men are in love.

A Single Red Rose

Forget Romance

Forget about the flowers, The chocolates and the jewelry gift that he has just bought you for Valentine's Day, those are just tokens to show that we were thinking about you today.

Forget the card and the poetry inside, those were only bought and written because we knew that if you didn't get them from us we would be in the dog house until next Valentines Day.

If you really want the truth most of us men rushed to the local superstore on the way home from work, and bought those things last minute, and the poem we read in a newspaper today.

To all of us male inhabitants of planet Earth, Valentines day is a chore, we try to impress the ladies in our lives, with a little romance, a candle lit dinner, the card the rose the jewelry we watch the romantic girlie movie, with a tissue at the ready to wipe those tears from your eyes when the lead character eventually dies of some sort of disease.

The reason is simple we are trying to get you into bed and have a night of passion that we will remember for a long time, and even deep down somewhere inside us we hope that you will enjoy it too.

In short, men are not turned on by romance, we use romance as a weapon to further our chances in the bedroom department.

Toilet Seat Up Because We Love You

Wet Wet Wet (Love is all around)

5 SIGNS THAT HE REALLY LOVES YOU

So lets get to the point of this story, you want to know if your man really loves you, this Top Five list, is certain to surprise and amaze you.

5: Unfinished Jobs Around the Home

It's true, that shelf he hasn't finished putting up or the squeaking hinge on the door are left that way on purpose, you see we really want to fix them but we don't want you to get a sore head with all the banging and drilling that are involved, it is because we love you that those jobs are left unfinished.

4: Leaving The Toilet Seat up

Men crave attention from their other half, and we leave the toilet seat up on purpose, because we love to hear your voice even if it is in a negative way,

This also applies to leaving the top off the toothpaste tube and all the other things that you consider to be annoying.

3) Muddy footprints

Men always know when you have just shampood the carpet, or polished up the wooden floor and we always ensure to make our shoes or boots as muddy as possible when we enter the marital home and leave great big muddy shoe prints all over you freshly cleaned floor. why because we love to watch you do it again, because when you are angry with us, you start cleaning that floor in anger, it is a pleasure watching as your hips and butt move to and fro WITH ATTITUDE, it is the most erotic thing any man would agree.

2) Calling You by Another Girls Name

Sometime men like to test your loyalty and commitment to them, by saying another girls name when sharing a passionate moment with you.

This is not because we have another woman waiting in the wings it is to test your love for us, if you react as if you didn't notice what we said then we start to worry that you don't love us anymore.

If you throw a wobbly and go into a fit of rage then we know you are truly in love with us.

1) This is the Ultimate Proof that your Man Really Loves you

When he gets up for work in the morning, if he gets out of bed and farts, it is ultimate proof that this man is totally and utterly head over heels in love with you, we all know how bad it is when one is let go under the duvet, if you doubt that he really loves you, watch out for this one does he fart under the duvet or does he get out of bed first.

So Ladies Now You Know

Now you know the secret messages that he is sending you to show how much he loves you can watch out for them it will put your mind at ease on those horrible days you have doubts and fears.

and every time he leaves the toilet seat up you can secretly smile inside as you nag nag nag him

FOR THE GUYS: Lets hope our ladies fall for this clap trap.

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Marye Audet 8 years ago from Lancaster, Texas

Very nice. I was absolutely sure of most of these..but now I am concerned about my own marriage due to the inconsistancy of my husband and #1


Iðunn 8 years ago

great Hub, jimmy. it's a tricky business reading the signs sometimes, isn't it, lol.

I noticed the write an obituary for a dead love affair in the RSS feed. I write one for every lull on mine, I think. I should sue, but then everyone would know I was an American. :p


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Ben Evans 8 years ago

Jimmy,

This made me laugh.  This was done very well.

Cheers,

Ben


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Rudra 8 years ago

Love the toilet seat bit


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soyelude 8 years ago from Lagos - Nigeria

My wife may not find this very funny though!!!


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Isabella Snow 8 years ago

LOL Jimmy! And congrats on 600!


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Woody Marx 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Brilliant! How nice to have such an eloquent spokeman for the poor, misunderstood male species! Five thumbs up!


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G-Ma Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

Ha ha hee hee that was great..and yet true??? I am not so sure, my man, about that, but if it is  so...and my ex did all those things....why is he now my ex?  Oh yeah a YOUNGER woman.  This had me chuckling the whole time and lately it is rare for me..THANKS a million....G-Ma :o) hugs


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Susan Ng 8 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

Haha! I was expecting some mushy-gushy sweet signs of love and got a hearty laugh instead. If I call off my upcoming wedding, Jimmy, it'll be all your fault! Hahaha! :-D


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Rhym O'Reison 8 years ago from Crowley, Tx

I must be the most loved woman in the world! Thanks for the laugh.


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Cellebrate! 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

You are so funny. Hahaha! great hub! Love it.


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virtuallymaggie 8 years ago

Well it's good to know that my husband REALLY loves me! I'm sure that he exhibits the traits of the entire list. :-)


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jimmythejock 8 years ago from Scotland Author

thanks for your comments guys, i loved writing this one.....jimmy


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topstuff 8 years ago

Yeah, love conquers all.its the most beautiful quote about love.


Rarejewel 8 years ago

This was well thought out and entertaining. The way you started out is so true- Love conquers all.Thanks!


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Sandilyn 8 years ago from Port Orange, FL

That was funny! I will go for most of those but saying someone else's name in bed is NOT cool!! I do have to add that coming into the bathroom and relieving oneself in front of the woman is another sign of true love.

True love never goes away. My ex and I were together for 14 years and are working on getting back together. We have known each other for 20 years. True love is hard to find and ladies if they leave the seat up, so what!!! They love you!! Love them back!


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Sandilyn 8 years ago from Port Orange, FL

Interesting topic and you are right on on most of them. I will say that using someone else's name during intimate moments is not cool!

I will also add that relieving onesself in front of the woman is another sign that a man loves a woman.

True loves lasts forever ladies so let them leave the seat up!


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topstuff 8 years ago

Im amazed to read to read all the signs telling about the loyalty of men.Great


charmaine_zp 8 years ago

Hahahaha.. I'd didn't expect this. Now I know why my husband never gives me flowers, or cards or anything like that. And now I know why he never fails to annoy me. lol


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mmiller 8 years ago

This put a smile on my face! Thanks for the uplifting moment!


meena 8 years ago

bakvas hai aapka toliet


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neha arya 8 years ago from UTTRAKHAND

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii doing a good job dood................. u r so funny u made me laugh......see me............it really works??????.......... take care see ya....bye


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Bonnie Ramsey 8 years ago from United States

LOL! Truly, love is finding that special someone that you can annoy for the rest of your lives! I am so lucky to have someone in which we both equally annoy the other and look forward to the next day to see what else we can add to that list LMBO! Great hub, Jimmy!

Bonnie


sheekchic 8 years ago

well my husband only really does one of those things. So does that mean that he doesn't love me? I hope not.


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briannerose 8 years ago from Calgary

Haha! Well I knew this before this hub was posted. lol. Great job though! My fiancé does all the things listed above but on Valintines day I get nothing and I prefer it that way, Why would anyone go through the trouble of getting flowers, chocolate and or a card, just to show that they love some one. I found out that was all a bunch of crap. If your man really loves you he will come home and cook dinner! lol. Mine does all the time, not only because he loves me but I am a lousy cook lol. Any ways have a good one and again good job on the hub.


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moefry47 8 years ago from Texas

wow, I really love my wife after all. I wasn't sure until I read this. thanks


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Amber Jean 8 years ago from Allston, MA

You really nailed it. Hah!


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Le Tigre 8 years ago from Seattle

Ha ha! I couldn't have said it better.


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Allsinglesmeet 8 years ago from Orlando

Hmmm I didn't know that about the toilet seat lol!


Aphrodite  8 years ago

Darn! I get it now but I already broke up with him....maybe I should send him my sex tape with my current boyfriend so that he knows how much I really want to get back with him now...lol


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quensday 8 years ago from New York

Thanks for the laughs! I'll keep these in mind and force them upon my next guy ;D


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marisuewrites 8 years ago from USA

ahahhaah

hahahaha I think my husband is in trouble now. LOL this was great. Now I know how you guys think....and you're so bad.


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andrews 8 years ago

Wow you got a lot of coments! (LOL)

anyways was going to say great hub, I feel a lot better now.

You've just got yourself a NEW fan! YAY!


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cowgirljess 8 years ago from Nor Cal

Very cool, I love the last one, my man has done all but call me by another girls name (good thing too). He must love me. I am going to send this to him.


A. Jill 8 years ago

Funny! Really enjoyed reading the clap trap! Not buying it, though! LOL!


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joaojeronimo 8 years ago from Maputo, Mozambique

Cool!

I hope my wife sees this so she can really know how much I luv her xD

(kiddin, I don't have a wife :P)


susie 8 years ago

nice excuses


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Jennifer Bowman 8 years ago from Somewhere Else

Oh, you're funny, Jimmy!

I can tell this is written with tongue firmly in cheek. Looking at your avatar, I'd hazard a guess that you're actually a bit of a romantic - and I'd lay odds you have written at least one love poem in your lifetime ...

Nice Hub - I got a few giggles out of it!


Katherine 8 years ago

And women show love by wanting their husbands to have all the rest and relaxation they need.

A good loving wife takes a younger lover so her husband doesn't tire out or feel humiliated by having to use viagra.


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CHENT 8 years ago from Philippines

HEY!...i'm just a novice hub mem...i find your post really good..so does it mean you did experience it? hehe Love conquers all,you're right it's definitely the most eloqeunt way of defining what is love...i also love the toilet seat thing hehe...now I won't fall for this trap no more...


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twogroce 8 years ago

This is very interesting. I love how you managed to break the code of silence to inform us ladies. I have to say I must be loved very much. This whole time I thought he was being disrespectful when he was just loving me. AHHH! The single life was cleaner and smelled better but where was the love?


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mountainangel 8 years ago from Chattanooga, TN

OK. THAT WAS FUNNY!

BILLY ANNE


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bonnieweelass 8 years ago from Iloilo City

NIce hub. Now I know. I'm sure my males friends will agree. LOL


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madellen 8 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

Ok, so that all happened then he told me about plan B...who lived elsewhere. So I guess you never know eh. Funny article though, I like it.

M


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Excellent, and sooooo true!!!!


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gerl 8 years ago from Roxas Boulevard

A single red rose....Is totally sign that his inlove with you....most specially if the rose is from so far away and ge give it 2 you in midnight...Totally inlove!!!!


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animomina 8 years ago from Philippines -Mabuhay!-

being spontaneous in his ways of expressing his feelings is surely one of a sign the guy is inlove..


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Kika Rose 8 years ago from Minnesota

*falls off her chair laughing*

Dude, this is hilarious! Though, now I'm concerned because my boyfriend doesn't do any of these things. Hell, that boy won't even fart in my general vicinity! Then again, he gives me crap when I belch (which is perfectly natural, and has been proven to be unhealthy if you don't at least burp) and hates when I leave the blankets in a giant jumbled mess on the bed.

Maybe our roles are reversed, and I should start leaving the toilet seat up? ;-D I bet he'd get a kick out of that!


Alicia 8 years ago

That is disgusting.


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adamjthompson 8 years ago

Ha. Yeh, right.

Though it is true that love at its finest is displayed in "non-romantic ways". It's the simple, mundane, and not-fun things that prove love - washing up the dishes when your wife is tired...taking a turn getting up at night when the baby cries...cleaning up the garage...


angel 8 years ago

rubbish


Court 7 years ago

This way a great way to start off my morning, reading most of those made me think of my bf..he's definatly one of those who does all of the above, cept for calling me another girls name, which is fine by me. When he lets one rip, he doesn't tell me straight up, he says " did u toot?...then smells and plays baseball and throw the fart in my face...lol now take in mind he doesn't do this all the time, but its funny to see how he doesn't think it was him.. he's done one of the under the douvet blows...and WOAHHH when he does that, he doesn't leave...i'm the one who books it out of there till the air clears haha

thanks for the laughs,

Cheers


lindsay 7 years ago

this is the worst advice ever


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Frieda Babbley 7 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

Okay, number one cracked me up so hard I thought I was going to die, literally.

Number three, I have to say, is the honest to god truth and it is not limited to the human race. My male dogs and cats literally watch me, with rather pleased smirks on their faces, as I clean and scrub, and when I'm done they ask to be pet. Sick but true. It's a male thing. No wonder so many females eat their mates after copulating.


jen 7 years ago

i hate my bf


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Bredavies 7 years ago

ahahaa I talk about the toilet seat in my article too. Top 5 Annoying things about men. you should read it. Great article though. :)


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Drew Breezzy 7 years ago from somewhere in my mind

I thought this was serious at first I was like whaaat? Haha funny.


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Lady Emmy 6 years ago

Hysterical... made me actually laugh out loud, not the easiest thing to do- ask my husband! Thanks for brightening up my day!


sbeakr 6 years ago

Eloquent. Goofy. And eloquent.


DESOITE 6 years ago

A LESSON TO PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD....


JuLie 6 years ago

this may be funny yes,

but its stupid and so wont score any points if my boyfriend did that..

at all


Grace 6 years ago

Hi it is good to fine a man that is truly love you


Sandy 6 years ago

Great Hub! Made me laugh alot!


alex 6 years ago

i am goin out with wit a boy named ben ive been hert so meney times by boys and idk if i can trust him someone give me addvice


Sag 6 years ago

What a load of crock.


william 6 years ago

Is you crazy? or just a sorry excuse for a man? A MAN respects and treats his woman with loving kindness and tries to give that to her NOT act like a crude barbarian with no context of human relations are about!! You is sick!! And probably ALONE!


Shelbie 6 years ago

yes my husband


Manuel Anna 5 years ago

you must be out of your mind by telling me such rubbish . I wanted to be sure that the boy am dealing with really loves me and you are telling me silly thing all the same i thank you for the comment


wetsho  5 years ago

that's really funny! i was not expecting that!


TMT 5 years ago

I think its funny, but its not true that hows a man shows a woman he loves her. He does those things to be a man and an idiot. You want to show a woman you really love her ..do the romance thing that's real love there..not leaving some toilet seat up..they do that stuff cause they are just pure lazy


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dotty1 5 years ago from In my world

am loving this hahaha...sooo it seems i got you men all wrong :-)


Alexis2003 5 years ago

Are you for real? I text my husband today that I love him and to have a great day. He just writes back thank you, you do the same. So, I said, you did not say you love me, he said but I feel it. What the heck is that all about?


pie 5 years ago

hu hu hu he don't love me


dark-_-mind 5 years ago

that's unbelievable cause i think.....well i'm sure that love doesn't exist for man all they want in sex...they would tell anything and do anything just to get between women's legs...


renerose Tagana 5 years ago

ahmmp.,some are brilliant some are not.,y do boys need to utter other ladies name take note I as a girl too, I will get hurt in that silly way.


Sasha Fierce 5 years ago

This was the stupidest thing I've ever heard or read! Come on now be serious!


Glory, 5 years ago

Well i cant tak such rubbish from any man


Maureen 5 years ago

I agree totally, my man farts loudly and does a dance too. He leaves the kichen in a mess and tucks me in bed. He doesnt acknowledge my presence when I walk into the house and talks to me like a friend. He loves me and I feel it when we make love so thx for confirning it in such a blunt way


vie 4 years ago

tjo ja its true thts exactly wht ma man do,in wld pack his wadrop n th nxt day its all ruined, wld clean th house thn its dirty again


Carrie Kitty 4 years ago

I just met this young man not even a month ago, an he's everything I ever wanted in a guy..he says he loves me, calls me beautiful, says I'm amazing, kisses me, holds my hand, he even acts like me it's funny..we got a lot in common. My only problem is I live w someone I was w for almost 7 yrs..he only said he loved me once an he's a manwhore..I wish he'd change but it's to late ..cause I'm falling in love now an starting to have feelings for this other guy. I'm stuck in between two men., love them both but, the one I just met makes perfect since to me..and the one I'm living w wish he changed..maybe I would have just focused on him forever..I'll always care about him but, I need a real man in my life an a man that's just focused on me. That's what every woman wants, is to know she's the one an only one for her man an that he loves her an shows her that in every way:) I'm lucky to be loved..for real this time...


ChulaPina 4 years ago

That is hilarious !!!


Alibaba 4 years ago

Damn, I must be in love with her...


Bisco 4 years ago

i can i known if my guy truly love me


Cat The Kitten 4 years ago

Not Sure If Trolling or Just A Man XD Good Laugh either way!


hope 4 years ago

I think that my boyfriend really likes me because you know...he's a vampire and I think he is going to bite me on the neck and ask me to marry me. So I will ask him that and if he don't answer me... I will smack him in the face and kiss me! See you guys later!


me 4 years ago

if i didn't know better, i would think that what the author of this little laughfest is actually saying that no man REALLY loves any woman at all, because though it was somewhat funny and amusing, none of these is proof that a man loves you... I kept scrolling thinking there was going to be more to tell us how we REALLY know he loves us, but I was disappointed... I reckon we know anyhow if someone really does care. Words are plentiful, but deeds are precious...so ladies, what I think is this, IF he does really love u, he'll do SOMETHING that shows it. maybe he won't fix the broken door or put the toilet seat down (what man ever does do these things, especially in his own house where he is 'king'), but if he works (another one of those things sooo many men DON'T do), supports u, spends time with the kids and u and really makes an effort to be there, if he goes to the store for u when ur too tired or gets u a glass of water or caters to u in some way, or if he hugs u when u cry, he probably feels SOMETHING for u, bcuz even the most macsculine guys don't generally do things like this on a regular basis unless they actually really care...so there u have it in a nutshell...bet u already knew (without realizing it) if ur man actually does love u or not...


DUH 4 years ago

THIS SOUNDS CRAZY


samantha 4 years ago

i known this boy for along time and i dont know what to say to him since he told me he loved me i need advice someone help


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Karen Hellier 4 years ago from Georgia

This was pretty funny. I thought that this was going to be a real 5 tips though. Do you have any real tips up your sleeve for women to know if their man really loves them? Now THAT would make a good subject for a hub!

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