Listings of Perfect Meeting Places for Girls and Guys Seeking Relationships

Ladies, take heart. This is not . . .

a place where you can meet nice guys who will respect and care for you. This was once how men met women - - -sitting in front of a grocery store whistling at girls who walked by. What a distasteful way to say hello to women.
a place where you can meet nice guys who will respect and care for you. This was once how men met women - - -sitting in front of a grocery store whistling at girls who walked by. What a distasteful way to say hello to women.

Nice people like these are available to meet YOU!

A single, good-looking guy just sitting alone in the park texting his dad because he has no girlfriend to burn up his cellphone minutes.
A single, good-looking guy just sitting alone in the park texting his dad because he has no girlfriend to burn up his cellphone minutes.
"I wish some strong, handsome man would come along and hold my umbrella for me," says this lonely girl. That guy could be one of you, fellas.
"I wish some strong, handsome man would come along and hold my umbrella for me," says this lonely girl. That guy could be one of you, fellas.
Guys, would you believe that this pretty girl loves to go dirt bike riding? True. Looks can  be deceiving.
Guys, would you believe that this pretty girl loves to go dirt bike riding? True. Looks can be deceiving.
This cute, intelligent girl is just waiting for the right guy to come along and show her a night on the town. Dancing, dinner and a trip to the opera.
This cute, intelligent girl is just waiting for the right guy to come along and show her a night on the town. Dancing, dinner and a trip to the opera.
Hey guys! Wake up and shower. Head out to where girls like this congregate and who knows, you might take this "doll" out to dinner tonight.
Hey guys! Wake up and shower. Head out to where girls like this congregate and who knows, you might take this "doll" out to dinner tonight.
Girls, you can tell by this guy's face he has a high IQ and a good job. But he is lonely just like you. Help him out by visiting the places in this story. He might be there waiting for you.
Girls, you can tell by this guy's face he has a high IQ and a good job. But he is lonely just like you. Help him out by visiting the places in this story. He might be there waiting for you.
These fun-loving guys are just that. Fun loving. Behind the scenes they are gentle as lambs and shy as a newborn calf. What girl wouldn't like to be with one of these guys?
These fun-loving guys are just that. Fun loving. Behind the scenes they are gentle as lambs and shy as a newborn calf. What girl wouldn't like to be with one of these guys?
All-American body builders love to meet and date girls. Body builders have a deep respect for girls because they love for girls to brag on their bi-ceps, tri-ceps and six-pack abs.
All-American body builders love to meet and date girls. Body builders have a deep respect for girls because they love for girls to brag on their bi-ceps, tri-ceps and six-pack abs.

This is a mostly-serious piece that is directed at the happily (recently) divorced, lonely, and single girls and guys.

No, I am not running an online dating service. And thankfully, I am not endowed with the powers to see the future. I am just one voice speaking from personal experience on what I believe to be, one of the most important issues facing the above list of people: where to meet other good people who are very anxious to meet you.

My advice is free. No charge to you. No salesman will call. I am donating my time to you in order to make it easy and available for you, if you are in the list of people above, to have a happy life. Forget the past. And move on to bigger and better things, but on this trip, with "the" right companion.

Don't be fooled. Or told by so-called "love and social experts," that you are going to face your life alone due to that nasty divorce. Or unable to find a good man or woman due to your age or circumstances. And you have probably been told that you are just going to have to "suck it up," and accept the harsh fact that you are stuck in the single life.

Good friends and companions are out there. Believe me. I have done some extensive (undercover) research. My conclusion is that this world has too many people for people such as yourself to not have a good, warm friend or life-long companion. Whomever you have been talking to hasn't been in the "real" world lately. So just forget what those "love and dating hucksters" have told you and read the rest of this story.

What I want to do is give you "Five Perfect Places to Meet Guys," for the happily-divorced and single ladies and "Five Perfect Places to Meet Girls," for men in the same category. I think that's fair. Five places for the ladies. Five places for the guys. No harsh feelings from either sex. I like peaceful feelings. Especially when the peaceful feelings include myself.I'm old-fashioned, and not sorry for that fact, as I say, let's go with . . ."Five Perfect Places To Meet Guys," as I wanted to let the ladies be first.

THE CLEANER, DECENT TRUCKSTOPS

you may not believe this, ladies, but there ARE clean truckstops that are owned and operated by professional people who strive to have the best truckstop in the United States. Years back a dark stigma was attached to truckstops because a handful of "bad apple" truck drivers would blow into the place and while their rig was being serviced, they would hit on as many innocent girls as possible. Not anymore. The bigger, cleaner and more-professional truckstops have the best dining facilites anywhere. And another thing. Not all truckdrivers are jerks, low-lifes or shiftless men out for a "roll in the hay." Some of these truckstops are so safe, that you can check them out without your best girlfriend accompaying you. So dress in your finest jeans, yellow CAT "diesel power" cap and head out for what might be "the time of your life." NO TRUCK DRIVING EXPERIENCE IS REQUIRED.

BOWLING ALLEYS

yes, the good ol' bowling alleys. They are still around. And good looking single guys still patronize these American establishments. Do you bowl? No? That's okay, ladies. I'm sure that some lonely, handsome man will be happy to give you all of the free bowling lessons you need to be a part of his world. Oh, you might think about buying a bowling ball. You never know where those bowling balls used in bowling alleys have been.

FLEA MARKETS

Larry, The Cable Guy, cannot be wrong. He talks about flea markets in his act like he has been to a flea market. So if Larry endorses flea markets, they have to be a great place to meet your "dream boat" guy. Here's a free tip: Take some of your unused items around your apartment and "act" shy and coy when this guy comes around. Then say, "this is new for me. I am not used to doing things for myself," and bam! "Mr. Right," will jump like he's been shot at and before long, he has you set-up in a booth near him selling things like stuffed raccoons, rusty horseshoes, and vintage GI Joe dolls without the heads. Flea Markets are one of the best-kept secrets of the dating world.

P.T.A. MEETINGS

ladies, stop and think for a moment. You know that at most P.T.A. meetings there has to be a good looking, successful single father there to hear about the latest school policies. Who says you need to have a child to attend one of these meetings? Just walk in quietly and survey the crowd. If you see the guy I am talking about, he will probably be dressed in loafers, a cardigan sweater and wearing gold-rim glasses, then get the seat nearest him. Soon, when he gets a whiff of your Chanel No. 5, he will start a conversation and all you have to do is say a word now and then. Easy as falling off a bar stool.

MUSIC STORES

are where some of the most-eligible bachelors and divorced guys go just to have somewhere to go. They will never expect a hot girl like you who is there not to look at vintage Huey Lewis and The News CD's, but them. All you do, ladies, is ask a few simple questions like, "say, sweetie, where is the Jazz section?" and he is yours. Trust me. He knows more about love and being hurt than he does Jazz. Give it a shot, ladies. You and a nice guy like the ones in a music store could "make beautiful music together." Sorry for the pun, but it was too good to pass up.

And now for the Single, Divorced or Just Plain Lonely Guys . . .

SURF SHOPS

if you have one, guys, is the ideal place to meet hot chicks. You know the type. Long blond hair, sunglasses and a tan to die for. You don't have to be a world champion surfer like Walter Laramie, just "act it up," a little. Go online and snap some surfing terms like "hang ten," "el primo" and "beast of a wave, dude," and these surfer chicks will take to you like the latest fad in makeup. Let them, the chicks, teach you how to surf. It's fine to fall on your face. Girls love a clumsy guy who is very lovable.

ALL-NIGHT DINERS

I know. You need your sleep. But we are talking a little sacrifice on your behalf. Visit an all-night diner anywhere in or out of your hometown. And preferably around 1:30 and 3 a.m. any morning. "She" will be there - - -sitting alone sipping black coffee just pining away for some neat guy like you to walk in and make her night complete. Did you know that a lot of hot chicks are not into the party scene? They may appear like that to make their girlfriends happy, but deep down inside they love a quiet, all-night diner and some good talk with a guy like you. Trust me.

THE POLICE STATION

time for you, lonely fella, to be a "good Samaritan." Just dress casual and show up at any police station on a Christmas or New Year's Eve and take your pick of hot girls who are about to be thrown in jail for anything from disturbing the peace to public intoxication. All you do is tell the arresting officer that "you" will be more than glad to pay the chick's bail and take her home. Then you sober her up. And when she wakes up, she will be yours as long as you want. Hey, some girls like to overdo the party thing at holidays. You are doing them and the police a favor by keeping them off the streets and giving the police a break from all that annoying paperwork.

WOMEN'S CLOTHING STORES

how confident are you? And how secure are you in your manhood? If you answered "good," to one or both of these questions, then this place I am sending you to meet chicks is perfect with a capital "P," and that rhymes with "D" and that stands for "date." Just walk into any women's clothing store and "act" nervous and out-of-place. An attractive salesperson named, "Margaret," a girl your age, not a "Muffy," who is a college student just there for a paycheck, will surely ask, "may I help you?" You wipe your head as if you are sweating. Fumble your words too. This will make "Margaret" giggle. Now the ice is broken. Then the deal-sealer. You say in a low voice, "I am looking for something nice for my girlfriend." "Margaret," will start showing you items like bra's, negligees, and bodysuits. As "Margaret," is showing the items to you, you casually interject, "yeah. I do this every year. I buy my "ex" girlfriend a nice item," "Margaret," stunned at your remark, says, "your "ex"? Why?" "Ohhh, (sigh), I loved her so much that when she left me after ten years for that young college professor, I just couldn't move on with my life," and then you look down as if you are hiding some tears. "Margaret's" nurturing instincts will kick in and start finding out more about you. Just play along and then ask her, "say, I know this sounds forward, but would you allow me the honor of buying you a cup of coffee or some great-tasting sushi?" Believe me. "Margaret" will more than not, say "I'd love to." Try this, guys. What have you got to lose?

PET STORES

are probably the wisest place to meet girls I have ever published. A vast majority of girls both single or divorced, love pets. Cute and fuzzy puppies, cats, and talkative birds. All you do is walk into a pet store and make sure that there are some hot girls shopping there before you enter, and do the "ex" girlfriend gig again, but this time say that your pet turtle, "Joe," who you raised from a baby, just up and died. And you are not over him yet. Cry real tears and tremble with remorse. Talk long and deep about how you loved "Joe," and how your now "ex" girlfriend left you because she was jealous of you and "Joe's" friendship. It will not be long before one, maybe two great-looking gals will almost beg for you to ask them out for pizza. And if you do get a date with one of these girls and end up at her place, YOU MUST LOVE WHATEVER PET SHE HAS AT HOME. This is crucial. No matter if it's a sheep dog, Siamese cat or alligator. By loving her pet, she feels loved by you. So get dressed and go for it.

I wish I had been given these tips for meeting girls when I was single. Many is the time that my love life simply "went to the dogs."

"Thank you all kindly for taking time to read this hub." "I hope something really good happens to you." (Kenneth).

PS: Hello to one of my best followers and friends, Tammyswallow.









  





Hey, guys! You will not meet hot girls like this . . .

depending on your best buddy, "Bob," (who has suffered three nasty divorces) to set you up on blind dates. Be smart. Go to the places in this story I am publishing just for you.
depending on your best buddy, "Bob," (who has suffered three nasty divorces) to set you up on blind dates. Be smart. Go to the places in this story I am publishing just for you.

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Sueswan 4 years ago

Hi Kenneth,

How thoughtful of you to think of us who don't have companions.:)

No wonder why I haven't met anyone. I don't frequent truck stops, bowling alleys or have I ever been to a PTA meeting. lol

You are in fine form my friend.

Voted up up and away!

Did you get my e-mail?

Take care and have a good evening my friend.

ROFL


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Connie Smith 4 years ago from Tampa Bay, Florida

All those are great suggestions on where to meet a man, Kenneth, lol. Now, I'm thinking that, if I take you up on your advice, and head down to the truckstop for some eggs and a man, I am going to have a good long wait. All the good men will be down at the police station. That one sounds like a sure bet.


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dearest Sueswan . . ."Thanks for the sweet comments. I loved them. You made my day. And you do know this was a parody of some dating advice story I read years ago." "But seriously, (not ladies and germs), some truckstops ARE more decent than your average convenience store. And YOU DO NOT NEED any of these, Susan, to attract a man. You simply have to hail a cab. Thats all.

No, I didnt receive your email. Sorry. Please resend it. Thanks . . .Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

LOL, Connie, you are right. As a man from the "old south," I wouldnt allow YOU to got ANY truckstop unescorted. For I would volunteer to take you there for a good meal. And not for anything in return. Some good guys are at the police station while some of "us" are surviving on hubs . . .LOL!

Thanks for the eye-opening comments and YOU DO NOT visit any truckstop.

Kenneth


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Connie Smith 4 years ago from Tampa Bay, Florida

That is hilarious, Kenneth. Are you suggesting I visit the POLICE station?


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

LOL, Connie, NO! That wasnt my intention at all. Now you have me broken-up laughing. Please allow me to fix this.

I do not want YOU going to truckstops - - -clean or dirty; police stations AT ALL, or any place where the guys all act like they have never seen a girl. This means danger, dear Connie.

Now. Am I forgiven???

I am a chronic worrier. But if you are tempted to go against my advice, call ME for I want to escort you. That way I can keep us out of trouble.

Was that okay?

Kenneth


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Connie Smith 4 years ago from Tampa Bay, Florida

Actually, that might sound LIKE trouble, Kenneth, lol. In any case, I do hope to stay out of police stations...and most truck stops, unless I am traveling.


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Angela Blair 4 years ago from Central Texas

Hey Kenneth - absolutely loved this Hub. You named places to meet guys that are realistic -- not every woman is going to have access to The Petroleum Club cocktail parties and Mr. $$$$. Fact is, regular, everyday guys are great -- if they don't turn out to be Mr. Right they often wind up being lifetime friends! Voted up! Best/Sis


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dear Connie . . .what sounds like trouble, me escorting you? No sweat. I am as harmless as ragweed at the edge of a garden. And I do hope you stay away from truck stops, police stations and rest areas on the interstate. Those, the rest areas, can mean trouble more than any truck stop. Ask the truckers who have been robbed while sleeping in their trucks.

DO NOT let this happen to you, Connie. Sleeping in your truck or visiting truck stops or police stations out of curosity. And I am sincere in the harmless thing.

Take care and visit with me again. I love it.

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hey, Angela,

where have you been for so long? I have missed your very educational comments. Thank you, dear friend, for your sweet comments.

And I agree with you about everyday guys. I was once considered an "every other day" guy. I didnt make the cut to being an everyday guy - - -guess thats why I was lonely most of the time.

Oh well. We all cannot be love guru's.

Thanks again, Angela.

Kenneth

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