Loving Woman Over 40

Woman Over 40

 

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few

reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,

"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman

over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining

about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more

interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming

match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they

think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise,

often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women

get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman

over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far

sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and

honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting

like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her! ..

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,

it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman

over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of

himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all

those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for

free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against

marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig

just to get a little sausage!

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Handicapped Chef 8 years ago from Radcliff Ky Author

This is so true.

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