My Wife, that's all I said.
Nothing More - Nothing Less.
One thing very common in any one's wife - What is that.
One thing very uncommon in any one's wife - What is that.
What ever is in any one's wife common or uncommon my wife is:-
1 ) Very special,very cool even when she is hot tempered.
2 ) Very simple and honest but hides money.
3 ) Very unkind to Garlic and Onion.
4 ) Very much reserved and hardly speaks to any male other than driver & gardener.
5 ) Very kind to Gold and Diamond.
6 ) Very true and never says a bad word to me.
7 ) Very nature to keep repeating the same thing many times.
8 ) Very poor lover of cooking and cutting vegetables.
9 ) Very fond of driving around the city and shopping.
10 ) Very bad in remembering very important things.
11 ) Very much loves flattery and flowers.
12 ) Very heavy sleeper,slept for 16 hours in flight.
13 ) Very happy if her relatives visit any number of times.[She does not visit them though.]
14 ) Very disappointed if she is not remembered by my relatives when they speak over phone.
15 ) Very sorry is her most spoken words in English.[ Even to those who do not know English.]
16 ) Very dangerous when she drives my car - [ To my car clutch & Gear Box.]
17 ) Very unfortunate she Say's that we cannot go to Kashmir.[ Hates Joker HM.]
18) Very Lucky you are that you married me she Say's to me.
19 ) Very glad that her son and daughter are happily married and are in a foreign land.
20 ) Very good if some body comes with a bag of cement,she will rebuild Babri Masjid.
21 ) Very sad she is not a working house wife.
22 ) Very miserable if she does not go out all by herself for shopping.
23 ) Very soon she wants everything done.
24 ) Very hungry she gets if she sees finger chips.
25 ) Very argumentative at times and defends she is right and she is.[ Sometimes.]
26 ) Very talkative when she is not sleeping.[ Even talks while sleeping sometimes.]
27 ) Very regular in visiting her beauty parlor. [ If she can't go they come home.]
28 ) Very bold at times and can face any body anywhere ( Except Thugs ).
29 ) Very proud of me sometimes I don't know why.
30 ) Very traditional in her methods and work or worship.
My mother told me to marry her - Nothing More - Nothing Less.
Oops something may be more - but nothing less.
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