Nude Flirting

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Have you ever been totally naked on the beach?

  • Yes, I love nude beaches
  • Yes, not on purpose
  • Yes, skinny dipping in the dark
  • No, keep me covered
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How do you flirt when you are totally naked

A lot of us have tried nude beaches, clothing optional beaches, and nude or naturist resorts.  A lot more of us would try them if we had more courage.

If you know how to flirt at these kinds of places, you will be more willing to visit them.

So the first thing you have to know is SUNSCREEN.  You won't feel like doing anything if you are sunburned.  And it hurts, too!  So remember, nude flirting starts with SUNSCREEN, SUNSCREEN, SUNSCREEN.

The second thing you have to remember is that a lot of nude beaches in California are major rendezvous points for homosexual men.  Your shy, trembling, naked body may be surrounded by men, but they won't care.

Still there will be enough heterosexual men to make it worthwile for you to be there.

So smile and get ready.

Props and preps for nude flirting

Sunglasses! Sunglasses are required wear for outdoors wear.  So get a big pretty pair of them and wear them every moment you are out of doors.  You are not protecting your eyesight or covering your eyes here.  You are wearing a cute outfit.  So remember that when you are trying sunglasses on in the store.

You need a big, floppy straw hat to wear to a nude beach.  Think about it.  Cute girl, big sunglasses, floppy hat, wearing nothing else but a smile.  Just how adorable is that for an outfit?

Something else I like to wear to any beach are flip flops.  There's a lot of shells and sharp rocks and things on a beach.  Flip flops protect your feet from them all.  It just isn't fun or flirty to be sidetracked by tending to bleeding feet while you are missing all of the cute guys.

I know this is supposed to be a nude beach, but one more thing to wear is a necklace.  I like them long so they hang between my breasts and provide an almost automatic flirt with nearly every heterosexual male I see.  The best kind of necklace is one plaited of flowers or clovers.  This gives you sort of a hippy, free love look.  And guys like that.

And the last prop to prepare for flirting on a nude beach is sunscreen.  I know that, like the smart girl you are, you put it on before you left home, but it's a terrific flirt to say to a cute guy, "Would you help me rub sunscreen on my back?"

So now what?

You're naked. You're sunscreened. You've got your hat on , sunglasses on, and a cute necklace on.

Now what?

Get up. Walk to the edge of the water and walk around. (Remember, stand up straight. It makes your boobies perky.) And SMILE!

The benefit of walking around is you get to check out all the potential guys to flirt with.  And they get to see that you are there!  They won't respond if they don't know you are around..

Every time you see a guy, smile.  Girls wearing nothing but a smile are legendary.  And this is your chance to become a legend in somebody's life.

What if IT comes up?

If you're naked, the guys are naked too, right?

Naked guys who find pretty girls they like sometimes raise the flagpole.  This is an involuntary action on his part.  Don't cover your face and run away screaming. 

If you are talking with a naked guy, and he gets an erection, respond just like you were told to whenever you first have sex with any man.  Say, "OMG, look at the size of that thing!"

Then go back to your conversation. 

He'll appreciate your acceptance of his body and think you're the greatest girl in the world.

Comments 5 comments

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Philipo 7 years ago from Nigeria

Girls beware. Anything dangerous can happen. Pls do not flirt nude. You may not like what you will get.

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flirtygrl 7 years ago Author

Thanks for the comment Phillipo. Remember, nudity is not an invitation to sex. A smile does not mean a girl is a slut. And a girl who says, "No", cannot be forced.

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MAYRAPINK 6 years ago from texas

haha philipo that is hilarious! But hmm nude flirting seems dangerous..something out of samantha's page from sex and the city..I enjoyed reading your hub...gutsy :)

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Astra Nomik 6 years ago from Edge of Reality and Known Space

I was on a beach with my girlfriend and it was nudist but we didn't know and some guys walked by and told us to strip. We laughed when we saw the signpost saying nudist beach.

I do not have the courage to drop my clothes on a beach unless I am decent. Call it whatever, but I am not an exhibitionist and too cowardly and self-conscious.

Steven 3 years ago

I have been to a nude beach twice in recent years in South Australia and found it liberating to be able to walk around naked. It was also refreshing to see that everybody was minding their own business and enjoying themselves not really bothering about the fact everyone was naked. It was such a good feeling and I will be back again soon.

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