Should Men Wear Tight Pants? (A List Of Clothing That Men Should Not-Wear)

Do Women Find Tight Pants Attractive On Men?

Will Ferrell On The Jimmy Fallon Show Singing "Tight Pants"
Will Ferrell On The Jimmy Fallon Show Singing "Tight Pants" | Source

Introduction:

For years women have been living under the stress of what to wear. Dress code violations, implemented in the work force, and at school. cause many women to feel insecure about their fashion sense.

Of course women must dress respectfully in the workplace, and at school, to promote professionalism in a proficient environment.

However, some women are inspired by their favorite actress or singer, in which, some cases the clothing that celebrities wear, are not suitable for the public.

Some of the revealing clothing that women showcase on television can cause trouble for the every-day woman. Some women may even be mistaken for a woman of the streets, if their clothes are too- revealing.

Are men subjected to the same treatment? As far as men are con concerned, I have seen some guys who proudly strut around in their tight pants, or tiny- shorts.

Regardless, tight pants, seem to be a fashion statement that promotes itself through boy bands, and fashion trends.

Yet, some may wonder, are tight pants safe to wear? And Do women like men who wear tight pants?

This article is about men, who wear tight-pants, and the health issues that could follow.

Jimmy Fallon & Will Ferrell Fight Over Which One Looks The Best In Their Tight Pants

Apparently There Are Some Men Out There Who Believe That Women Love Tight Pants

Jimmy Fallon has fun promoting the tight pants trend through a humorous skit which features the effortlessly funny comedian, actor, Will Ferell.

Perhaps some celebrities can pull this trend off, however in public tight pants may not be a great fit for all men.

Stuffing body parts into tight pants may cause the stomach flesh to overlap,( Also known by women, as the muffin top.)

In the video Will Ferrell is proud of his tight pants, could the song, "Tight Pants", be the tune that some men embrace while wearing slim-fit pants?

(Warning, the video in its entirety contains verbiage that is not suitable for young kids.)



Testicular Torsion

1. Epididymis 2. Head of epididymis 3. Lobules of epididymis 4. Body of epididymis 5. Tail of epididymis 6. Duct of epididymis 7. Deferent duct (ductus deferens or vas deferens)
1. Epididymis 2. Head of epididymis 3. Lobules of epididymis 4. Body of epididymis 5. Tail of epididymis 6. Duct of epididymis 7. Deferent duct (ductus deferens or vas deferens) | Source

Could Wearing Tight Pants Cause Health Issues?

According to Dr. Nicholas Morrissey, vascular surgeon with NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital / Columbia University Medical Center, Men should be especially concerned when trying to squeeze on tight pants. Morrissey cautioned that one of the problems with wearing skinny jeans is that it can cause a testicular torsion, where one testicle gets twisted on itself. If left untreated, the torsion can cut off circulation and cause the testicle to die. While there have been reported cases of testicular torsion from tight clothing, none have got so severe that a man has lost one of his testicles. Normally the condition is so painful that people seek help pretty quickly, he said.

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Resource: CBS News

Wearing Tight Pants Can Cause Discomfort In The Legs, By Cutting Off Oxygen

The main elements that compose the human body are shown from most abundant to least abundant.
The main elements that compose the human body are shown from most abundant to least abundant. | Source

A List of Clothing That Men Should Not- Wear

Women are constantly picked apart, especially female celebrities who have to dress to please the public on a daily basis.

High profile events sucha as The Oscars, shine the spotlight on best and worse dressed actresses, yet all men need to do is throw on a suit and tie.

It's time that men realize that there are articles of clothing that they should not- wear.

Here Is The Following List:

1. Tight Pants, why? Because wearing tight pants could cause twisted testicles, otherwise known as, Testicular Torsion.

A Side Note: If you say twisted testicles five times- really fast, you can create quite the tongue-twister!

Yep! Just don't say it out loud because then your co-workers will think that something is wrong with you, which could be the case however- that is none of their business.

Moving Right Along:

3. Shirts with obnoxious quotes, Why? Because it's not funny... it’s obnoxious.

4. Jogging suit with jewelry, why? Because you should only wear a jogging suit when you actually plan on going jogging. Most important, sporting jewelry with a jogging suit may look slightly pimpish.

5. Plumber's crack jeans, why? Because nobody wants to look at that, unless you plan on becoming a plumber someday and then, we will all be forced to look at your wide- backside as you bend over in an awkward postion to fix a leaky sink or clogged toilet.


1. (Tight Pants) However, Vocalist Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Seemed Satisfied Sturtting Around In His Tight Pants

Jagger singing during the Rolling Stones' 50 & Counting Tour in Boston, Massachusetts, 12 June 2013
Jagger singing during the Rolling Stones' 50 & Counting Tour in Boston, Massachusetts, 12 June 2013 | Source

2. Baggy Pants

Screen Shot: From The Hit Movie Clueless.
Screen Shot: From The Hit Movie Clueless. | Source

Alicia Silverstone In The Movie, "Clueless" Describes The Annoyance Behind Baggy Pants

3. Shirts With Obnoxious Quotes/ This Could Be Comfortable To Wear However- Not On A First Date, Or To A Job Interview

OM3 - FBI - Female Body Inspector BLACK - Men's T-Shirt, XXXXXL, black
OM3 - FBI - Female Body Inspector BLACK - Men's T-Shirt, XXXXXL, black | Source

At The End Of The Day, Most Men Look Great In A Suit And Tie, But That's Not Practical

4. Jogging Suit With Jewelry, This Is A Great Jogging Suit, And A Nice Gold Chain, However, Men Should Not Combine These Items Into A Fashion Statement

ToJoy 18K Gold Plated Chain Men's Necklace, TITLE Boxing Men's Warm Up Suit
ToJoy 18K Gold Plated Chain Men's Necklace, TITLE Boxing Men's Warm Up Suit | Source

5. Plumber's Crack Jeans/ Also Known As Buttock Cleavage

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Mahalie stackpole from Seattle, WA - Belt Failure | Source

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fpherj48 22 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Emunah.....What a wonderful start to my day. Laughter was the perfect addition to my morning coffee. Little did you know that I adore Jimmy Fallon (and Will Farrell is a funny guy as well)

Although I appreciate your somber info about the health connections to some of this apparel, I may have made the mistake of watching the videos first and had a difficult time, trying to stop laughing.

Except for the horrible baggy pants hanging to expose boxer shorts.....iit is my opinion that depending on the man....he can wear whatever he chooses!!LOL

This hub is terrific....I'm voting it way UP+++ sharing, tweeting and pinning. Have great day. Peace, Paula


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swilliams 22 months ago from Arizona Author

Awe! Thanks Fpherj48! I am glad this Hub started off your day with laughter! Thanks for the sharring and giving your insight!


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Ericdierker 22 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

Where I come from (Flagstaff) tight clothing on men is strictly forbidden ;-)

This hub definitely cracked me up. Thank you for a good laugh.


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DDE 22 months ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Brilliantly presented! Men should rethink their choices in tight pants. You got me laughing too. Voted up and useful.


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swilliams 22 months ago from Arizona Author

Hi Eric! I guess it's hard to write a serious Hub about tight pants, but I gave it a try! Thanks for your feedback!


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swilliams 22 months ago from Arizona Author

Hi DDE! It's amazing how confident most men are wearing such tight pants, and it can be oddly amusing as well. Thanks for your feedback.


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word55 22 months ago from Chicago

No, but perhaps, while during athletic functions it should be okay.


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swilliams 22 months ago from Arizona Author

Hi Word55! Yes, Men's athletic pants are acceptable for excercising. I agree. Good to hear from you!


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Iris Draak 22 months ago from Boise, Idaho

Emunah, you had interesting information in this, but I have to tell you, your humor really got me. This was a fun read (and watch). You made my evening. And no, men should not wear tight pants. Yes to short shorts (I'm an old school '80s Magnum P.I. kind gal) but no to tight pants! :)


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swilliams 22 months ago from Arizona Author

Lol! Tom Selleck! I had a friend that had a poster of Magnum P.I. hanging on her wall and when he got married, she got mad and ripped it off. That was in the 80's and yes Tom S. could rock those short shorts! What a blast from the past! Thanks Iris! :)


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peachpurple 22 months ago from Home Sweet Home

no men shouldn't wear tight pants, not good for their testicles and they look ugly in that too


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swilliams 22 months ago from Arizona Author

Lol!!! Thanks for your feedback Peachpurple! :)


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Karen Ranoni 21 months ago from Romeo, MI

OMG..This article literally made me laugh...good job as always!!! Oh and I vote NO TIGHT PANTS EVER!


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swilliams 21 months ago from Arizona Author

Thanks for the feedback Karen and for the vote against tight pants for men! Good call! :)

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