Weird and Strange Places you Have Made Love or Had Sex in!

I have written this hub because I know in my younger days I have had sex in some pretty odd places, and wondered if anyone else would like to share their experiences of strange places they opted to have intercourse, make love, exchange bodily fluids etc etc.

Looking back to my late teens and my twenties I tried some fairly outrageous locations with the chosen partners in my life at the time. I was young, life was fun, the thrill of sex in a public location was both exhilarating and exciting, plus I was learning all about the fun that could be had in life before the serious s**t came along!!!

Weird Places I have had Made Love / Had Sex.....

1) In the front seat of a Vauxhall Chevette Car.

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2) In the front seat of a Mini Car!!!!! (believe me when I say this was truly NOT easy, and a bit of a squeeze to say the least!

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3) On the bonnet of a BMW car I used to own, whilst it was parked in a public car park at about midnight.... good fun, and really tested out the suspension! :) :) :)

4) In a remote field whilst lying on a load of very prickly brambles (or so I discovered too late), in the dead of night.

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5) On the back seat of a bus (in Orpington High Street, Kent), that was on its "stand time" on the bus stop in between journeys. This 'event' was with the bus driver himself when I was also a driver for the same bus company and having a fling with him at the time.

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6) On the top deck, back seat, of a double decker coach at Thorpe Parke in Kent with my ex-fiance (the coach driver). The whole coach was rocking for that one and it was great fun!!

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I am very sure there are more adventurous places than these out there, and that those of you reading this will have experienced such places yourselves. Are you brave enough to share your stories??? Let's face it, the best sex is seldom in the bedroom, but more often in the most obscure places where the danger of getting 'caught' is highest, or the atmosphere is the most unique.

I look forward to your stories...............

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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

This made me blush! And imagine! LOL

Gee, well I guess I've never been adventurous in that sense. It's always, on the bed or on the floor or in the shower, atop the kitchen table and that's just about it. LOL Thanks for sharing. This is fun :D

Btw, gorgeous avatar :D


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Misha 7 years ago from DC Area

How about in a big bush in Tashkent Zoo? It was fun :)

Oh, and btw life is still fun even at my age, so you can try something new ;)

And you changed your avatar! Not sure which one I like more - both are beautiful :)


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Ummm...in the butt.


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

How big was the bush?


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Cris, actually it sounds as if you are fairly adventurous to me. I hope your kitchen table is pretty strong!!! As for the shower, well, tried that, and I reckon it is dangerous unless you have a rubber mat. Too slippery otherwise :)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Golly Misha, I hope that bush was outside of any of the wildlife enclosures!! Glad you like the new Avatar, still not sure which one I prefer :)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Christoph, dare I ask about your answer? Either it is really very honest, almost too honest, or there is more to your answer than meets the eye!!!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Naughty Tom, very naughty :)


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Misha 7 years ago from DC Area

LOL being eaten by wildlife was not in our plans, so yes - it was on this side of the fence Cindy :)

And the bush was big enough to more or less comfortably conceal two standing people Tom :)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, I am very relieved Misha :)


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Nayberry 7 years ago from nayphat@yahoo.com

I'm almost embarrassed to say, but what do you think about in the bathroom of a hospital room?  My husband was sick and needed a little cheering up.

Tootles!!!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I love this one Nayberry, I bet he felt loads better afterwards and soon recovered :) :) :)

PS. I hope he wasn't in for a Vasectomy!!!


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

No, it's a somewhat famous American story. We used to have a television show called The Newlywed Game, and the host would ask either the men or the women a sexy question, and then their spouses would come back on the stage and see if they could match the others answers, and that is how one of the ladies answered that very question on TV. It was funnier then.

As to answering for myself, mmm, I'll have to keep most of those to myself, but how about on the rooftop of my NY apartment with all the lit up skyscrapers all around. It was memorable.


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Nayberry 7 years ago from nayphat@yahoo.com

No, he was in because he couldn't "use the bathroom" if you get my meaning (He was severly constipated) LOL Tootles!! Working those muscles helped though.

Tootles!!


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

I'll bet you cleared his pipes!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Wow Christoph. I wish I had seen that TV show, it must have been hysterical. I also love the idea of your NY rooftop. Sounds so sexy and very romantic, sigh..... we have nothing like that here in the Channel Islands.

Nayberry, OMG, your poor hubby. What a terrible thing to be in hospital for. I assume your actions helped, and that you had already tried copious amounts of beans, laxatives, syrup of figs etc before he went in..... :)


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Nayberry 7 years ago from nayphat@yahoo.com

If I knew then what I know now, I'd have let him to all that SH** bottled up inside. He was full of it. I'm not just talking about the bodily waste either, but I have to admit that he was good for one thing. We also tried the living room of a friend's house and the conference room at a local hotel. He liked the adventure of it.

Tootles!!


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

I was hoping someone would admit to having sex at their in-laws, or public school or something!? But behind the bush at the zoo? Did those animals really turned them on?! XD


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Nayberry, this was truly funny and enlightening info. I too have had several exes really full of s**t, so know exactly what you mean :)

Hi Mayhmong, give it time, these confessions may be yet to come. As for the zoo, well, you will have to ask Misha...............


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Trsmd 7 years ago from India

Here are some more places you can try..

-elevator -hot-tub -under a waterfall -while you're driving (girl in lap facing driver...or not! must be done on a quiet road; best way out in the sticksto avoid too many people) -roadside park -in a tree -on a jet-ski -on a boat in a secluded cove or far from others -in the garage with the door shut, on the hood with the headlights on -in front of a window in a hotel (no one can see in most of them because they are mirrored, but you get the feel of being out in the open) best from a high floor and when it's dark and you have a great skyline view -on the kitchen table or counter -the back/front porch -the back/front yard -on a trampoline -in your office after everyone has gone home -in the rain


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

My God Trsmd, have you tried all of these?????


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St.James 7 years ago from Lurking Around Florida

In Highschool ..the band room during a pep-assembly

A hot tub in a resort in jamaica

During skinny dipping in the Gulf of Mexico

On top of a pool table with a girl who's boyfriend was passed out on the couch right next to us.

Back of a movie theater

In the bathroom of a performing arts hall while Marcel Marceau was performing

In a park off of the main path


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

um on a picnic table on the side of the highway

in the storeroom at school with another teacher

in the baby pool in the middle of the night at a beachfront hotel in Swakopmund, Namibia

um, safest to stop there I think...


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL St James, the pool table one is definitely the best (very brave) :) thanks for sharing!!

Cindyvine, golly, all great, u really need to ahre more of these adventures :)


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

mmmmmm. I have been in some interesting places , in the park while there were actual people in it. In an empty house before they were completely built, and the funny thing is those people probably believed that they were the first in there. Lol:)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Great stuff AEvans, good job the people weren't moving into the house at the same time as you were " testing it out".


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Now that would have been something!!! *Wink*


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hmmmm, certainly would have raised a good few eyebrows I suspect :)


Amy G 7 years ago

Sweet hub. Anybody who doesn't prefer sex in public places probably hasn't tried it. (Er, or not tried it correctly!)

Let's see.....

On the walkaround at the top of a water tower. That was cool.

Bronschuun Palace (sp?) in Austria. Watch out for asian tourists with cameras, and those freaky squirrels with super fuzzy ears...

In the bucket of a Gradall. (Super awesome.)

Under the Christmas tree. (Misteltoe is mere child's play)

In a canoe on a river in Florida, in the rain. (Not the easiest)

On an island off the coast of Florida. (Beware of F-15 squadron doing multiple fly-bys.)

Firetruck tailboard. (Every firefighter worth her weight in suspenders should definitely join the nozzle club once.)

Hotel balcony, 11th floor, Destin Florida. Nobody told me just how many banner planes frequent the coastline there. Thanks.

Hmmm... I'm tapping my memory bank....

OH, and CR~ The rooftop in NY thing is on my list! November will be ice cold, but probably worth it.


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Amy G: Well, I'll try to make it but I can't guarantee anything.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Wow Amy, I reckon you are winning hands down (or should I say "knickers down") so far for unusual places. Well done :)


Amy G 7 years ago

CR~ LOL! I was hoping you could recommend the scariest, highest, and best view in NY!


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Tom Cornett 7 years ago from Ohio

She was looking for tartar sauce in the frig! :)


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Amy: Again, that would be me.


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

Did someone ask for public school? Yup -- that would be me (long before I was mighty MOM, of course). My high school boyfriend and I were brazen. We used to go down this small flight of stairs to an alcove in the schoolduring school hours. No one ever used that door (thank God). Being a cheerleader I was very, very flexible back then:)

Other places include in a boat locker, on a sailfish (very small, basically 1-2 person sailboat), on the football field (not on the grass, but on big blue cushions that happened to be on the field -- I think they were for pole vaulting or something). Ahhh. Memories!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Doesn't tartar sauce go well with fish Tom???


Amy G 7 years ago

CR~ Sweeeet.


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Tom Cornett 7 years ago from Ohio

Yip....but it took her 15 minutes to make us a sandwich! :)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL MM, just love the idea of you in the middle of the playing field on blue cushions "doing it". Brave Lady!!!

Also being a cheerleader must have advantages I suspect, (we don't have them over here).


Amy G 7 years ago

MM~ Was the field at night? Because it would've been super awesome if it were in the daytime, like during gym class or something. lol!


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

Nope. the football field was at night. I think during a school dance or something. But the foyer sex was definitely during the day. A teacher or the principal or anyone could have walked down those stairs!

Oh, and here's another couple I forgot (from my "working girl" days, early 20s). On the floor of my office after first xeroxing our derrieres. Ouch -- rug burns! And at another job, on my boss' couch. No, this was not during working hours either. But I did get pregnant!


Amy G 7 years ago

Souveneir? lol!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Gosh, did you keep the baby MM, and did you end up with the Dad???????


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Tatjana-Mihaela 7 years ago from Zadar, CROATIA

Ah... My suggestion is always that is nothing more natural then sex in the nature:

-in the lakes (several times)

-in the bushes (close to the lake)

-in the sea (day & night)-several times

-beach in the night

-on the small romantic island (under the olive tree),

-small meadows on the mountains are especially romantic plus I choose places when there is no hikers around at all

-small sailboat (especially nice is when wind is blowing)

-in the straw

Hm, there is more, but enough for now. Well, Cindy, I cannot wait that this winter is finally over...... many thanks for inspiration!

Thumbs up!

P.S. Compliments for your new avatar!


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spryte 7 years ago from Arizona, USA

*dirty grin*

LOL! Okay...my list....

The roof of a 20 story office building with a police officer on duty...(I was dating him)...

On the desk of the president of an insurance company after the place had been locked up for the night....and no, it wasn't with the president of the insurance company...

Ummm...the altar of a Unitarian Universalist church. Might go to hell for that one...or mebbe not.

Against a birch tree in the middle of the woods in Vermont...

Those are probably some of the most memorable.


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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

There was this public stairwell, the pathway from the bottom of the hill to the top, my girlfriend at the time were in the middle of a great fight, we took it the streets, I chased her, and I caught up with her as she was going down the stairs. I don't know what came over us but we were all over each other and next thing you know we were going at it on the steps in the middle of night, I don't know if anyone saw us, but I remember it all crystal clear.


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Elena. 7 years ago from Madrid

Hey Misty -- coming back with a splash, are you?! Laugh! Seems you tested a whole fleet of cars in your day! :-)

The comments are something else too! Guess I ought to share my bit? Hmmm. My terrace, al aire libre, that's a ...errrr...refreshing experience every time it happens. An bathroom in the airport in Madrid, a toilet in a pub... that'll do :-)


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Florida Keys 7 years ago from Jewfish Key Florida

A couple of times as the driver (both ways) of an automobile.

On the side of a sand dune with a girl I met on the bus we just got off of. (was her time of the month...but that never stopped me). Hey an idea for another questionairre.

In the front seat of a VW bug at a drive-in in Maine with a 15 year old girl.

Hammock.

Mile High Club!!


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

Whoa, that didn't take long for people to start feeling more comfortable talking where they do it. I wouldn't be caught dead like that in public!?


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

These are hilarious everyone, keep them coming (forgive the pun) :)


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Nayberry 7 years ago from nayphat@yahoo.com

I see that nobody fessed up to doing at the in-laws so I guess I'll have to bite the bullet and tell it. I have two ex-husbands and I've done it at both of my in-laws. Actually, my second husband's parents were divorced and we took a go at Mom's and Dad's houses. We also did it at his aunt's house a few times. We did it in the bathroom at his cousin's house during a birthday party once before we got married.

Aagghh! I was s wild when I was with him, but lusty hot sex is something not to be taken lightly. It's not as good as making love, but it is a close second for sure. LOL Tootles!!!


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Florida Keys 7 years ago from Jewfish Key Florida

I've been married a few times (5) and before my 3rd wife and I were married, she was living at her dad's and he was away for the weekend.....so we were in the process of christening his bed when he came home early and caught us....boy was he pissed!!!


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

LOL. Ah, the old in the bathroom during a party trick! I know that one well, too.

All this wild sex talk makes me realize how much I've actually come to appreciate the "luxury" of a bed.

I'll add this one, although it doesn't directly involve me. While away on business I was rooming with my "hot young assistant" Alexis. She was a naughty wench alright! I had turned in earlier than she after a hard night partying with your clients. I got up in the middle of the night to pee and discovered Alexis seated on the vanity in the bathroom with one of our clients in very close proximity. I had the option to join them but decided to just go and pee on the balcony instead... Some of you will no doubt disagree with this decision, but I felt it was very mature:-).


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Florida Keys 7 years ago from Jewfish Key Florida

Now that brings up a whole nother can of worms doesn't it MM...LOL...and for one I would have been the joiner.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Golly , you all really have some tales to tell don't you?? Florida, my God, no wonder your future Father in Law was narked, I guess you would be too if you found your kid having sex in your bed LOL :)

MM, So funny, what a shock for you, and I can't even begin to imagine you peeing on the balcony. I hope you had no neighbours overlooking your property. :)

I once had sex against a tree in a public park with a guy I was having a fling with in Kent in the UK. He was walking his Doberman dog at the time, but the dog just went off and did it's own thing whilst we did ours!!!, (a situation I had forgotten about until today when it popped back into my mind).


logic,commonsense 7 years ago

Several times in the front seat of the car, once with passengers in back seat. Once digitally pleasured a woman at her parents home in the same room as her grandmother. We were under a blanket but the noises and smell surely had to arouse suspicions.


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Coincidentally, also in the front seat of a Vauxhall viva. The bath (in my parents home). They were out, but came back and caught us. A car park outside the car against the door (at night though). The car (again) the cops knocked on the window and took our names and addresses. The cop tried to blackmail my girlfriend into having sex with him! The cheeky sod! The beach at night not so much fun. Sand can spoil things a bit.


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Misha 7 years ago from DC Area

LOL and I thought I was instrumental!


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Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

Central park NYC, School auditorium.........All the wrong places you can imagine.......

~ Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal

~ Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. ~Dave Letterman

~ If sex is a pain in the butt, you're doing it wrong. ~


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Logic, OMG, I hope her granny had long since lost her sense of smell and hearing :)

Hi Sixty, great to see you here. I agree, beaches are not a good idea, all that sand and all. What on earth did you do about the Policeman incident? I would have officially complained about him. Was this in the UK??


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Misha, I bet you are too :)

Thanks for the great quotes Mr Nice, all so true as well :)


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Princessa 7 years ago from France

I enjoyed reading this hub and the comments, really good it has given me a couple of ideas :)

Now, are you ready? Apart from the usual tables, desk, kitchen worktops, top of the washing machine, carpets, parents beds, showers and baths, cars (inside and outside), window sills, terraces and gardens ... I would say that some of the most unusual places have been the top of an arabian castle's tower, the sea during a morning swim, a derelict castle with only 3 walls and no roof, the sauna at the public swimming pool, and a house for sale while doing the inspection visit. And the most memorable... on a duvet in the middle of the fields during a "rain" of Shooting stars.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Princessa. Your last one sounded really romantic, and the house for sale one really risky, but no doubt very exciting. In the sea, not great for lubrication so I am told!!!!


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Princessa 7 years ago from France

What can I say about the sea?... it worked very good for me ;-)

The Shooting stars has been indeed one of the most romantic ones.


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Princessa: You forgot to mention at Christoph's house (after all, that was pretty strange!)


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Randy Behavior 7 years ago from Near the Ocean

Princessa yours are my new goals, lol. I like water so, in a sea doo jet boat, on a houseboat, on the beach, on the river bar, on a rock above the river, in the river... and once on a hay bale in a barn. But I'm gonna work on a castle!


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Teresa McGurk 7 years ago from The Other Bangor

Well, I guess I can share, since I'm among friends -- in the fields behind the Y, on a hill outside Segovia, on the balcony in Madrid, on the balcony in Japan, out at sea way off the coast of SC, in a field while the goats escaped in England, on the screened porch in SC, while driving -- all of those in broad daylight; in various cars, in the common room at the uni. hall of residence, in parks, on picnic tables, a kids' climbing frame, in a hallway, in someone's front yard (don't know whose house it was), at parties, on the beach, in the rain, on boats, in a motel room we were sharing with another couple (we were much less quiet than they were) -- all those at night; "interrupted": in the front seat of a car in the snow, interrupted by a policeman who made me get out of the car and recite the alphabet (don't ask); by a deaf fellow student who walked in and told us the bed was thumping against the wall and the vibrations were keeping her awake; and once, the most potentially embarrassing, by an MP on Parris Island Marine Corps Recruit Depot where I was teaching a class -- he could have arrested the gunnery sargeant I was parked in the car with, and I could have had my pass revoked.


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gwendymom 7 years ago from Oklahoma

Carlsbad Caverns national park

the lake, a country road, I think I need to think about it some more.


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Princessa 7 years ago from France

Christoph please try to be a gentleman and keep "our" secret! (at least you didn't mention the one at Beson's party LOL)


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THE LIP 7 years ago from PLANET EARTH-SOMEWHERE IN ASIA

Two all time memorable LAYS that will remain etched was in a movie theater BOX during a porn film festival.Had so much torrid action in the push back slumber seats that I we both had to actually come again to see the movie in order to review and rate it for my publication. Horror and more horror my partner also chose the same day and same showa again...This time we promised no sex just view and review the movie but cud not resist 69ing.Eventually I reviewed the movies from the publicity material.

Another time and Another place that was memorable was when I had to interview a leading star and his newly wed but badly neglected wife decided to do the talking(instead)with him over the speaker phone while I dialled her time and again in his bed. Imagine my plight when I went to interview him eventually and he sang praises about his bride and how wonderful she was and how much she loved him. It was a Herculian task to keep a straight face though I wanted to admit that indeed he had a wonderful wife..wonderful in his bed!!!

Eventually whenever she felt he was shortchanging her and having it on the side, she wud invite me to have her in his master bed.That was her way of paying it back to him in his own coin!!!


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Misty the policeman incident was in South Africa. But I did report him to his Station Commander who said he would take action. She never heard from him again.


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B.T. Evilpants 7 years ago from Hell, MI

I tried it in the ocean, at Virginia Beach, once. A jellyfish changed my plans in a hurry. The twins were just not the same for a good month. True story!


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

@ BT ouch!!! and ouch again!


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Princessa 7 years ago from France

B.T. Evilpants : vinegar suppose to be good for jellyfish stings and incidentally vinegar is used in some places over the male sexual organs to "waken them up" a reputed aphrodisiac :)


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Princessa is correct about jellyfish stings, and thats why (this is true) someone peeing on your sting can relieve the pain. Sorry, but it's true.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I heard that about peeing on stings too Christoph.


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Nayberry 7 years ago from nayphat@yahoo.com

I love this hub. With all the hanky-panky confessions going on here, I can stay amused forever. Keep 'em coming fellow hubbers, and let's all thank Misty for giving us a confessional for all our "sins". HA!HA! LOL

Tootles!!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Nayberry, I am enjoying giggling at all the confessions too. Can't wait for more, so hope to get further contributions soon :)


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B.T. Evilpants 7 years ago from Hell, MI

Oh sure. You guys are all helpful now. Where were you in 1985, when I really needed to be peed on? Oh well. you live and learn, I guess.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Hi Misty I saw the title and zoomed in here. Now strangest place.......,I would have to say in the projection room, at the movie theatre, while the reels were spinning out some great movies in the eight cinemas below. Second would have to be, on top of a mountain on New Year's Eve, with fireworks flooding the surrounding sky at midnight lol.Third....by the side of the road at night with a nightime picnic.... some great confessions here yahooo.....


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Blondepoet, it is amazing the places people have had sex, certainly plenty of ideas for the couples reading this whilst looking for inspiration :)


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Misty your penchant for taking confession must date back to your days in convent schools! See I forget nothing! PS does doing the Pest thing count as sex? We had a guy in primary school who did that in a mixed class in primary school (about grade 5 or 6). Supposedly on the QT but everyone except the teacher knew and could see what he was doing. We certainly did not see any jelly fish or stings around!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Sixty, I guess Jelly fish don't usually frequent classrooms, but wasn't it B.T. this happened to rather than 'Pest'???


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Mediterranean with a couple of British chicks I met a Yates Root Cellar in Lloret De Mar Spain... Not very strange, but when you consider my shark phobia, this was a strange place for me.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, thanks for your input Pest, glad the sharks didn't get you :)


her guy 7 years ago

Hi Misty, I did the field thing. I had a picnic lunch on a table in the park, YUMMY! I had a box lunch in the trunk of a car, big trunk small lady. There was the very foolish time that she rode me in a dark movie theater and it was a wonder I didn't get caught or arrested. The things the human mind is capable of amazes me!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, but you have to admit, it is exciting isn't it 'Her Guy??? (chuckle)


her guy 7 years ago

It sure is but I could just see it play out: Me with my chin dripping, her breathing hard saying to the cop. "He is not going anywhere for at least 30 more seconds!" and before I could say anything - my mouth full of kiity!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Her Guy, now that is an image that is forever burned into my imagination :)


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Iconoclast 7 years ago from Chicago, IL

In a secluded corner of the International Terminal at JFK

Against the window, 4th floor, Embassy Suites, JFK

On the old city wall, Nuremburg, Germany, little park near the Green Goose and red light district

Many women's parent's homes; sometimes parents were home, sometimes not

One time best friend's bed- since it was with his wife, we aren't exactly best friends now

Bank of the Donau (Danube River for those who don't know) in the afternoon near Regensburg, Germany

In the Airport Club, Neu-Obertaubling (? I think) Germany

Barstool in DeKalb, Illinois- yes the bar was open and crowded

Parents' gazebo- hey, I built it

Backyard, in the rain

Girlfriend's best friend's balcony and pantry

Barracks room with room mate present

Soon to do it with my wife while a friend takes photos

Ex-inlaws' bed

Bank of the Chattahoochie River at a GI party with a bunch of grunts and MP's offering advice

Buddhist Shrine in Korea

In a minivan outside a club in Lombard, Illinois- got caught by the police


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

OMG Oconoclast, I reckon you win, hands down, or should I say "Pants Down" !!!


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Jewels 7 years ago from Australia

I think I need to play Catch-up to come close to competing with Oconoclast. He could help out Mr Know It All.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I too need to play major catch up to Oconoclast I reckon :)


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Jewels 7 years ago from Australia

The Buddhist Shrine in Korea! I suppose love transcends all inhibitions. LOL


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I reckon lust does, but not sure if love is the same in terms of "inhibitions" :)


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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

Ahh...he was just braggin.....I'm older and more experienced...and If I wasn't so old I'd probably be able to remember lots of places. I remember how...just not where.


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Iconoclast 7 years ago from Chicago, IL

Nah, it ain't braggin' if it's true- still need to find a pilot to help the wife and I join Mile High Club, and thinking about a Chicago cemetery..... but I think I may have forgotten quite a few myself. Maybe I should try to do it at someone else's wedding?


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, just so long as it isn't in the Church at the time Iconoclast!!


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Jewels 7 years ago from Australia

Iconoclast, Mt Pilates is a mile in the sky, go to Switzerland. Plane toilets, hmmmm.


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Iconoclast 7 years ago from Chicago, IL

No, at the reception, Misty. Jewels, being able to drive to the spot doesn't count; that would make Denver, Colorado valid.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Iconoclast, let us know if and when you achieve these goals :)


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Suiiki 7 years ago from City of the Newly Wed and Nearly Dead

Well, I did lose my virginity at my in-laws' house.

Other than that, in the laundry room of this house (We rent the basement suite and share the laundry room with the girl renting upstairs) Luckily the outside door locks and can't be unlocked from the outside, it would have been awkward if the upstairs tennant had walked in on us having lesbian sex on the laundry table LOL

Oh yes, and once when I was visiting Amy at work.

We haven't been married long and we're young yet, so there will probably be weirder places to come (No pun intended!)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, thanks for sharing Suiiki, and good luck with both your marriage and future sexual locations ;) ;) ;)


Horny Boy 7 years ago

Done several random places, have a list of 196 places to do currently... 22 of them done:

Against a wall (standard)

On holiday in Mauritius... a lot of times there... v v good holiday

Against the fridge

On a balcony with a large, unaware crowd

Banister of a large flight of stairs

My bed

several friends beds

Boat (Broke onto a random persons huge catamaran and did on the back on the floor.... then came back twice again later that eve)

Car... every seat done

Field.. Doggy style midday, in a flattish area, with several people walking along the paths about 10/15m away... yes we were in plain view... what you going to do?

Footpath... i don't like walking, so they gotta have a use

Full Moon... quite a romantic thing

Gym... everyone needs a varied workout

Kitchen... not just mine against the fridge, but I am building a 'done' kitchen portfolio larger than most House and home shops

Next to people... without them knowing, and also with them watching the entire time

Party... several

Shower.. love it! always try and have sex there, love the water coming down.. plus washes everything away after:)

sofa

Stairs... (uncomfortable... well for her anyway)

Swimming pool.. creates odd swirls in the water that annoy rhythm...still fun

Public toilets... great story, whilst in mauritius, had sex in toilets at a bar.. large queue outside the room... had to leave her bent over the toilet 'throwing up' whilst i got a glass of water and pretended to be looking after her... worked like a charm:D'

Trampoline... we got air!

Happy Shagging

xx


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Horny Boy, great selection and some fab ideas for those looking for inspiration too :)


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vijayasing 6 years ago

Against a wall (standard)

On holiday in Mauritius... a lot of times there... v v good holiday

Against the fridge

On a balcony with a large, unaware crowd

Banister of a large flight of stairs

My bed

several friends beds

Boat (Broke onto a random persons huge catamaran and did on the back on the floor.... then came back twice again later that eve)

Car... every seat done

Field.. Doggy style midday, in a flattish area, with several people walking along the paths about 10/15m away... yes we were in plain view... what you going to do?

Footpath... i don't like walking, so they gotta have a use

Full Moon... quite a romantic thing

Gym... everyone needs a varied workout

Kitchen... not just mine against the fridge, but I am building a 'done


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi vijayasing, golly, that's quite a list, I especially loved the one "Footpath... i don't like walking, so they gotta have a use" LOL


littlebaby1221 6 years ago

Wow some people have quite a list.. mine is pretty long too, just some of the places:

-Empty train station with passenger trains passing in the snow

-Did it in 2 different cars

-Gave head while my man was driving.. once he almost crashed no joke! how funny!!

-In the kitchen with mother upstairs watching TV (when i was younger :p)

-On the sofa in my mum's place with her sleeping upstairs - there is no ceiling

- On a public beach with people walkin past and some stopping to look LOL

-gave head in a packed cinema

-done it in a packed cinema (two separate occasions)

-while on holiday in the caribbean

-while on holiday in America (I used to live in Spain)

-In a 5* hotel's private cinema and in the public pool room (no one was there thank god) on top of the pool table

-sea on a public beach - beware! only do it if you are a confident swimmer and the currents arent too strong.. its and easy but cool way to drown

-jacuzzi

-football changing rooms

-shower

-on the stairs - hurts a lot if ur on the bottom

Wow what a list - embarassing but fun! everone shouldn't be afraid to be dangerous! its great just dont get caught! And although I have a long list, Ive only ever had 2 partners, so you dont have to be a slut to have fun! what can I say... Im a Nympho! LOL


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, that is quite an impressive list little baby, you must definitely by either a nympho or simply a very sexual person who believes in the adrenalin rish of living dangerously LOL

Thanks for sharing :)


Renak 6 years ago

Let's see:

Atlantic Ocean ( packed beach )

Work ( in the office game room )

In car ( driving, parked, back seat, front seat on hood)

Parents House ( people home, friends in same room )

Public Park

Friends Bed

Front steps of a library

back yards/front yards

front porch/back porch

parking garage ( got caught )

public restrooms

in the snow and in rain

pool

hot tub

lake/pond

I'm about tapped out lol need new adventures!


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Renka, thanks for sharing, but is there anywhere left you haven't tried??? :)


Frankluvinda808 6 years ago

ive got a great list of ideas for adventurous people

on top of a grand piano

in an ambulance

in a hospital bed

green on a golf course

on the pirates of the Caribbean (if you can do it and get to the climax on one of the drops, it's amazing)

in a library between the stacks

back of a motorcycle

in a doctors office (on one of those beds in the rooms)

and if your not religious, and very very brazen, in a church; either in one of the pews, or in a confessional

enjoy


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Frankluvinda808, some interesting ideas there, but not sure I fancy the one on the "Pirates of the Caribbean" somehow LOL


hoppy61 5 years ago

How about at the beach, in the surf with a beach full of people around. Tip, hang on to the girls bikini bottom so as not to loose it in the surf.

Freezer of a comercial bakery.

Roof of a hotel.

In a comercial kitchen with girfriends mother while girlfriend watched from window in door.

on couch in living room while watching tv with girlfriends mother and brother in the room.(not the same girlfriend as above)

Preformed oral sex on a girl I worked with. I was on the floor, behind a sales counter ,while she talked with a customer.

Boss's desk with boss's daughter.

On a surf board in the ocean.

Back of a limo on the way to the prom .

At a rock concert with people watching (us)

In a duck blind on a nature trail in a county park.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

All I can say is 'WOW' Hoppy! Thanks for sharing.


Googoo 5 years ago

in the 'its a small world' ride in disneyland, california!


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

:) Nice One


Just turned 21 5 years ago

On the beach in hawaii(just bring a blanket to avoid sand in places), back of mom's mini van countless times in many public places, in all my cars and boyfriend's cars, in a boat in the garage of someone's party with people bringing us water (that was the most public and odd for people to be walking in when i think back on it... wasn't 'thinking' much at the time hehe), in a park in the bushes and in the open on a little foot bridge, friend's closet, hot tubs, middle of my mom's backyard at night, aunts bathroom, behind the bank, hood of police car, in a brand new truck at a car dealership at night, in the woods, in friends' bathrooms, friend's bed, friend's mom's guest bed, on small office building roof, in a sauna at a spa, behind random buildings and parking lots (my bf and I have a game where if we get drunk and need to walk home from the bar, we try to find 5 places to do it on the way home, or try to get 100 points, based on how risky it was... like the cop car was 100 points by itself, whereas the stairwell was only 10! try it, so much fun!)


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Just turned 21, sounds as if you don't much to do anything else, but you are most certainly having fun :)


Anon 5 years ago

* 2 different playgrounds.

* many fields.

* in a 2 man tent- camping.

* in the woods.

* bed, floor, wall, spinny chair, beanbag, etc.

* shower

* foreplay in a taxi..

* kitchen, dining room, living room, bathroom.

* foreplay in cinema..

* by a lake

* by a river

^ this is all with the same guy.

and I'm not even 18 yet.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

At least this all with the 'same guy' and not just random anon, thanks for sharing :)


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Anath 5 years ago

One of my latest one was at a boat party, on the deck with friends (and other unknown people) passing by and having a sneaky look, it was such a turn on...


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, thanks for that Anath, you are certainly braver than I am for sure :)


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Anath 5 years ago

and that was just the start of the night darling ;-)


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL big-time, the mind boggles ;-)


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mscontrary 5 years ago

Gas station bathroom

Baseball dugout

On top of a picnic table at a park

On the hood of a car

The backseat of a car

The front seat of a car

The back of an old school bus, parked in his grandparents backyard

Aginst the outside wall of a cabin used for storage at a very public park

My bestfriend's bed

In a tent w/ my in-laws only about 20 ft. away

In a deer stand

On a 3 wheeler

The bed

The shower

The floor

The couch

Inside the skating rink

Once someone played w/ my p***y until I came, as we oredered & paid for food through the drive through at Taco Bell (the girl at the window looked shocked, then blushed & smiled - lol)

KFC bathroom

House party in the same room w/ several other people having sex too.

His bestfriend's bedroom w/ his bestfrined & his girlfriend having sex on the other side of the room.

I've given road head a few times

I gave head in the dressing room at Party City, trying on Halloween costumes.

In his Dad's garage, which is set up like a bar.

My fiance' is not nearly as adventurous as I am and therefore, my New Year's resolution is to have as many sexual encounters w/ my him, in as many places as possible, starting w/ his mom & step-dad's house on New Years, to get the year started off right - lol!


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mscontrary 5 years ago

Oh yeah, a couple of pools and hot tubs too...


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

How on earth do you find the time mscontrary? LOL. Thanks for sharing ;)


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mscontrary 5 years ago

I've had 25 years, of having sex, to accomplish these things! LOL! ;-)


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Good Lord, I have had 24 years of having sex and it sounds like I have some catching up to do LOL. Good luck to you, clearly you have far more energy than I have ;)


Lovebug 5 years ago

Nice one people very nice hey do u no what sounds good a milk shak. Fries and a drink


lulu 5 years ago

on top of a mountain, the wind blowing!

In a forest

My boyfriend's parents house, kitchen, living room

under a tree on new years eve,beside the footpath

several lane ways walking home from a night out,amazing!

Against a wire fence in the rain holding on the wire fence-ouch

My mom's bed

infront of a fire place

Kitchen counter

on top of washing machine

a shared bathroom, in the bathtub,bending over it

In a shower

hotel balcony, people under the balcony wondering where the moan is coming from

Hallway in an apartment

toilet

under a bridge


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Lulu, thanks for sharing, that is totally impressive. :)


m.m.m. 5 years ago

at schooooool!! In a room where anyone could have just walked in!! While our schools cricket players played just outside (o'.'o) was very risky, didn't get caught luckily.. That would have been trouble*


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi m.m.m. very risky indeed, but at least you did get away with it :)


Angelica 5 years ago

I guess i would have to say the bathroom at the park ! I got caught by the police cause they heard screaming and thought i was being raped ! Haha (: They came right as i was giving him something ! Good shit !


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

My goodness Angelica, did you get in trouble with them for this??


little one 5 years ago

In the Macys and JC Penny fitting room haha


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Brilliant 'little one' :)


247busy 5 years ago

- Got freaky with my girlfriend in her dads' house on the carpet while her sister was (hopefully) sleeping on the bed in the same room & her dad & stepmom down the hall....

- Next to a river in a public park at night

- on top of a balcony of a house that was still being built at sunset & candlelight

- in the front seat of my moms car with my girlfriend whilst still driving (we were alone in the car)

- in daytime in a field close to the airport "watching" aeroplanes land & take off...

- in our caravan while parked just outside my parents' bedroom

- in the shower at a friends house

- on the couch in my girlfriends moms lounge, with the curtains open

- on the staircase in my girlfriends moms house

- in my girlfriends' moms bedroom on the carpet

....Damn, hectic times


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, very hectic times, and I loved the fact you stated that in the car you 'were alone'. That sure would have been a hard place to do it and not be noticed if you weren't!!


247busy 5 years ago

Yes indeed it would have been :-)

And, I forgot

- in a tent while "camping" with her brother, sister & their friends in my girlfriends parents' yard - They were in the tent next to ours...


247busy 5 years ago

Ooh, and on the top bunk while on December holiday with my girlfriend & her parents while they quickly went down to the beach.

- in the dining room 10minutes before friends came to visit us (we were invited them over & went for a quickie)


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, sounds like you never stopped/stop.


247busy 5 years ago

LOL, it was 2 different girlfriends at two different times, not that it makes a big difference...haha


SuperDave 5 years ago

Let's see if I can remember some good ones:

-Airplane restroom on the flight to Fiji- Mile High Club!!

-Crowded swimming pool at a resort in the Bahamas, middle of the day.

-In the woods at a state park (lying down and against a tree)

-Anal w/gf in her parent's bed.

-Hot tub with two other couples all going at it.

-Back seat of gf's car while her 15yo friend drove us down the freeway.

-Driving down the hwy with her sitting in my lap facing me.

-LOTS of road head.

-Sitting on a motorcycle.

-Bent over a 'gator' (4 wheeler)

-Got a BJ in my living room during a party while everyone watched.

-Macy's dressing room.

-My office after hours.

-Executive bathroom at work during work hours.

-Stairs (at work and at home)

-In a lake while prisoners were picking up trash in the park and watching us.

-Balcony of a cruise ship while at sea.

Many, many more. But this is a good start.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

My God Dave, you take this to a whole new level. I am amazed you have not been arrested yet....! Thanks for sharing.


Superdave 5 years ago

Yeah, I think getting arrested might put an end to my 'extravagance'. Let's hope that never happens.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I hope so too Dave, good luck on that and have fun not getting arrested ;)


zeger8 5 years ago

Btw i hope yall know that a lot of people here are mostly bullshitting right? lol

Anyway mine is---> while bunjee jump :D


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Who knows zeger8, there is always that possibility. I like the bunjee jump comment :D


crazy..........lol 5 years ago

crazy


Kayla 5 years ago

on a bed. haha. on a plane. on the roof of ur house. in a rocking chair. in a locker room at school. in an air vent thing. on a motor cycle wile driving it. under a bed. on top of a mountain. in a tree. under a tree. on the stairs. on a race track. in a grave yard.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Wow Kayla, that is quite a list. Not sure I fancy the idea of doing it on a moter cycle while riding it though, sounds too dangerous to me.

Thanks for sharing :)


he'sthatway 4 years ago

My golden-anniversary wife and I used to be poor students

at the university, so we joined up where we could. Ergo,

1. In an unoccupied dormitory they were rebuilding

2. The dear old then-forbidden dorm room. One time the

dorm counselor came to find out what the physical

sounds from within were: I slowly removed the heavy

bureau that was blocking the door, girlfriend hid

naked in the closet, counselor saw me all sweating and

breathing hard and smilingly came to the conclusion

that I'd been introverted-ly exercising.

3. The university football stadium at night

4. The unlocked medical-recovery room in the back of the school auditorium at night

5. The well-vegetated cemetery right next to one of the

graduate dorms. Nice and quiet, undisturbed, only

rarely a cop walking through, but too cool for

anything but manual and oral activities done in a

crouch. We assumed that any attendant spirits were

cheering.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Wow 'He'sthatway', I hope your Wife and you still have that level of passion between you now you have reached your Golden Wedding Anniversary. Thanks for sharing your experiences here.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Sorry Joe, I can't allow your comment as it is far too graphic for the TOS of this site. You will need to clean it up a lot before I can allow it. If you can be a bit less specific in description I may be able to show it.


arobm 4 years ago

On the 'beach' of a lake.

In a tent camping.

In her bed with the parents home.

Lots of backseats.

The attic if a church.

an empty classroom during school.

A family shower room at a local gym.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Sounds like you had plenty of fun arobm :)


Simple 4 years ago

Now i haven't had 'it' at many different places, but here are the strangest:

- in my room when my parents were at home (in the next room). She moaned quite a bit and the bed tends to bang against the wall....

- kitchen, on dining table and chairs.

- in friends' bed during a party. Didn't get caught ;)

These are next on my list: in the sauna when parents are @ home, in a fitting room, school and a cinema :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Simple, good luck with the next phase of your plan :)


the bellards 4 years ago

my husband and i have had sex some of everywhere i love art and we had sex in every museum/art gallery in the downtown dc area. i think that makes 8, we had sex at the bus stop out in the open around dusk..this moving truck kept turning around to watch but that didn't stop us. a 35 minute bus ride from silver spring md to wheaton md, we got bored waiting for his mother at her job at the hospital so we went next door to the bathroom and humpty humped til she got off. in the woods behind our jobs, the family bathroom at the mall, the college bathroom (we got caught so embarrassing) at the beach in ocean city, his brother in laws car, the kitchen table at his parents house the movies and the family bathroom there too


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL the bellards, sounds like you have been really adventurous in your lives :) Good luck to you, keep it up!!!


Vbaseball 4 years ago

Hopefully you guys can help, I haven't gotten it in yet but im planning on it soon. I have a school dance coming up soon and I wanna try it there but idk where to go!?!? Any suggestion?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Can I suggest you first find a girl you actually like, as opposed to just being determined to do it with anyone willing 'on the night'. This is one of the most significant 'firsts' of your life, and should not be some fumble at a school dance with any available female. My recommendation would be you read two of my other hubs that will help you out in a more useful way. The links are:

http://hubpages.com/education/Losing-Your-Virginit...

and

http://hubpages.com/relationships/How-to-add-some-...


Vbaseball 4 years ago

Well it would actually be with my girlfriend haha


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

That is a good start then Vbaseball, so long as you love her. I still reckon you should read the other two articles though, they will ensure you have a relationship that is romantic, loving and not just based on sex. You first experience should be special, and ideally in a nice romantic setting, or at least not in a car park, the back seat of a car, a toilet cubicle etc. Later on in your relationship you can try 'different' locations, but really, if you can, make sure your first time is nice, and special, like in a proper bed.

Good Luck


Vbaseball 4 years ago

Ok thank you for the advice from this article and the other two


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

You are very welcome Vbaseball, I really hope you have a long, happy and healthy relationship with your girlfriend, and that your 'first' time is a wonderful experience you remember and treasure for the rest of your life :)

(After that enjoy the fun of experimenting with locations) ;)


Vbaseball 4 years ago

Haha I'm sure I will ;)


Vbaseball 4 years ago

Ok, so she broke up with me on Monday. I'm just worried that she will spread rumors. Idk what to do!?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Honestly Vbaseball, I don't know what kind of rumours you are worried about, but I can't imagine what kind of break up you would have to have had for her to be so nasty as to spread rumours about you. Really don't worry about it, you will have lots of girlfriends in your life, and one day you will look back on this past relationship and this will seem so unimportant to you.

Right now, do nothing, and be the bigger person. Be pleasant, say nothing nasty about her and be nice to her when you see her.


Vbaseball 4 years ago

Thank you soo much


senoir year 4 years ago

okay so its my senior year in highschool wanna make prom night special with my girlfriend of 2 years.. weve both been wanting to have sex at school just not sure where we could go... ideas?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Good question senoir year. If this is your first time together wouldn't it be nicer to go somewhere special, as opposed to doing it at school? You might well live to regret the lack of it being anything other than an uncomfortable fumble if you try to find a hiding place to go through with this at school. My only advice is 'don't do it at school'. Make your first time together special and romantic, and save the other 'risky but fun stuff' for a later date.

Of course I could be misunderstanding you, in which case you could already be intimate together, in which case I would say try somewhere like the school gym, or if you have a stage/theatre, somewhere behind the curtains or behind the scenes.


Jr Deacon 4 years ago

Well apart from the local field a couple of years ago I made love to Worshipful Masters Daughter in our Masonic Lodge Temple while he was hosting the ladies night in the dinning hall below us......


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, now that is funny Jr Deacon :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Skye, that was a great comment, and I do feel bad having to deny it, but you were a little too graphic on the fine details for HP's Rules, and allowing it could have caused this entire article to be unpublished. Essentially any graphic descriptions of the intimate act itself are a no no, but if you can post a comment that only covers the 'where' as opposed to the more sexual details then I can allow it.

Thanks, and sorry again.


kel 4 years ago

my boyfriend and i were recently at the bluffs on a cliff in daylight. the fun in risking it in public is possibly getting caught, right? well we did..by a farmer below who was screaming let me get some of that


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

ROFLMAO, oh that has so got to be one of the best comments I have had on here. Still giggling now!! :)

Thanks, and I truly mean that!! ;)


Alan 2 years ago

This hub made me really laugh Cindy, that bus driver doing it at the bus stop and the coach rocking was wonderful I bet. I had sex a few times in the park, the best time was when we were actually married and had no intention of making love, but a very randy couple sat down just about 100 metres from where we were sunbathing. Within 5 minutes they got down to business and OMG they got stuck into each other. This got me and my wife in the same mood, so as we and this other couple were the only people in the park I said lets do the same thing, so we did and that was one of the few times we made love outside our house.

regards

your friend in Scotland

Alan


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mistyhorizon2003 2 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Lol Alan, so good that you got 'into the spirit' of things. Nothing wrong with enjoying the great outdoors :)

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