The 12 Worst Places, Events, To Give Your Girlfriend a Diamond Ring

Isn't she lovely? She looks like a dream with two gorgeous legs and a perfect figure. She sure loves you, buddy, for she has dated you for over six months.

And you love her. That's for sure.


Now it's time for giving her an expensive diamond ring, a token of your love forever.


Things will go great. Even perfect, if you do not give the ring to her in any of these 12 places or events listed below.

Guys, "this" is THE Ultimate Goal

to give your girlfriend a pretty diamond ring and not be hated.
to give your girlfriend a pretty diamond ring and not be hated. | Source

PHOTOS OF PERFECT PLACES, ATMOSPHERE, TO GIVE YOUR GIRL A DIAMOND RING

ON YOUR KNEE IN SOME FAR AWAY PLACE LIKE SPAIN
ON YOUR KNEE IN SOME FAR AWAY PLACE LIKE SPAIN | Source
AT YOUR FAVORITE SNACK BAR WHERE YOU MET
AT YOUR FAVORITE SNACK BAR WHERE YOU MET | Source
AFTER DINNER AT AN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT
AFTER DINNER AT AN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT | Source
WHILE SHE TOUCHES YOUR HAND
WHILE SHE TOUCHES YOUR HAND | Source
GUYS, MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT SCREW GIVING HER A DIAMOND RING UP
GUYS, MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT SCREW GIVING HER A DIAMOND RING UP | Source
WHILE HOLDING HANDS
WHILE HOLDING HANDS | Source
ON YOUR KNEE WHILE SHE LEANS ON THE FRONT BUMPER OF YOUR '65 CADDY
ON YOUR KNEE WHILE SHE LEANS ON THE FRONT BUMPER OF YOUR '65 CADDY | Source

We start with . . .

#12. While being run out of town for embezzlement. And all the while she thought it you were a successful C.P.A. because you gave her lavish gifts on most every date.

#11. When you and her decide it would be a great day for some "dumpster diving."

#10. During a fist-fight with her brother who you called "sissy," for having a tattoo on his right arm. Turns out the tattoo was for being accepted into Seal Team Six.

#9. When you accidentally leave your car engine running and get out to open her door for her.

#8. When a reckless driver hits a mud puddle wide-open splashing nasty water and mud all over her pretty silk dress.

#7. You get into another fist-fight with a waiter in your favorite restaurant simply because you "thought" he was gay and made some disparaging remarks and he heard you.

#6. When you are confessing that you still have feelings for "Fast Freida," the captain of the cheer leading squad when you were a senior in high school over 25 years ago.

#5. As her pet dog, "Softy," lays into you and bites a piece of flesh out of your left leg.

#4. On a harvest-time hayride at your church and you accidentally cause her to fall out of the hay wagon onto the cold ground, and forget that she is even gone.

#3. When you clumsily-spill hot beef stew onto her lap when you are celebrating your sixth-year of dating.

#2. Instead of staying at home with her and having a quiet weekend, she overhears you tell the guys that you "can't wait to get out of town and do some bar-hopping."

And the #1 All-Time, Worst Time to Give Your Girlfriend a Diamond Ring is . . .

when she accidentally opens the bathroom door in your apartment and sees the inflatable doll that your prankster buddy, "Todd, the Perv," left there last night at a wild, drunken party "Todd," threw in your honor for being the first of the gang to "tie the knot."

And as The Beatles said . . ."Oh Bla De, Oh Bla Da, life goes on . . ."

"This" CAN Be YOU, Guys If . . .

You give your girlfriend a diamond ring in or near any of the 12 places, events, in this story.
You give your girlfriend a diamond ring in or near any of the 12 places, events, in this story.

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DDE 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

Definitely not the most of pleasant places or moments to give her the ring well written and explained.


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catgypsy 3 years ago from the South

Haha...no, not the best times for sure!


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Mhatter99 3 years ago from San Francisco

Let me share this with you: It is interesting. Although the ending, for me, was somewhat predictable: to actually read it made it so much funnier.


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Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Voted up and funny. Real amusing.


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kenneth avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hi, DDE,

Thanks a million for your comment. I loved it. Stay cool and have a safe day.


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kenneth avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dear Catgypsy,

No, these are NOT ideal places to give your girl a diamond ring. Guess my next move is write Ideal Places to Give Your Fiance Her Diamond Ring, might wait 'til June, the Bridal Month, for that one.

Merry Christmas to you.


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kenneth avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hello, good friend, MHatter99,

Thank you kindly for your input for this hub. Your comments are valued more than you know.

Merry Christmas.


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kenneth avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dear Gypsy Rose Lee,

Thank you so much for your kindness shown to me in these hubs over the past few months. You may not realize it, but YOUR comments, and those of my followers, help me keep my sanity and know that I DO have true friends in the world.

Merry Christmas to you.


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teaches12345 3 years ago

I can see this humor will make a great laugh in someone's day.... hopefully, not the bride. Too funny!


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kenneth avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hi, teaches12345, you are right about it not being the bride. Hey, another wedding-based hub idea: Little Ways to Make Your Bride Laugh at The Altar . . .hmmm, thanks for the idea. And the warm comment. I love it.

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

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