The Dating Game As Told by Whacker The Wonder Bassett
Dating has never been a problem for me because I am sort of the "The Big Dog on Campus" The female dogs in my neighborhood all shout out barks at me as my owner Dad, as I call him and I stroll around the block. They all want me to mark a spot in front of their yard and I almost always do. Sometime I will go to the fence and give them a little kiss just to keep them on the hook. Lately though I have had an old love on my mind. I let her slip through the cracks when I was depressed a few months ago.She tried to talk to me and even though she is in the next yard I avoided her. After about a month she gave me the cold shoulder also. This was fine with me at the time since It took me about three months to get out of my funk. Now when she is out it is with her cousin a hot dog dog that belongs to her owners son. They come to the fence together and he comes close ,but she won't. I have even charged out into the yard and barked at her loudly to come to the fence. She just turns around. I have marked the fence so heavily that Dad said he would not have to weed eat the fence row for maybe two or three years. Still nothing. She is one good looking babe too. One of those King George. An English toy spaniel. Talk about a knock-out light brown and white hair with big brown eyes you could get lost in. What I want to know is, what can I do to get her back. I wag my tail and I wear my new boots. I have even laid on my back and smiled. People always say I look cute doing that. I have never had this problem before. Please help me my email is firstname.lastname@example.org. Any advice will be appreciated. Help me my heart is breaking
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