Top 10 Pick Up Lines You Should Never Use

1. What's your sign?

2. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

3. I hop you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

4. So how was heaven when you left?

5. If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

6. If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

7. You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night long!

8. Should I call in the morning or just nudge you?

9. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

10. Somebody call the police, it' got to be a crime to look that good!

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Mavhe Quijada profile image

Mavhe Quijada 5 years ago from Taguig

LOL. funny pick up lines :)


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terrektwo 5 years ago from North America Author

thanks, I may update this as I get more funny ones :)


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twilanelson 5 years ago from Carmichael, California

Fun and entertaining Hub. It is funny how long these crazy pick up lines have been around and even more funny that they are really being used every day. Thank you for a bit of early morning laughter.


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terrektwo 5 years ago from North America Author

he he yeah they certainly have been around for quite awhile. But I hope most ppl using them now adays are meaning them as a joke, but who knows :)


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Becky Katz 5 years ago from Hereford, AZ

My son used one of these not too long ago and is dating the girl now. I think either it is in the delivery or the girl has to be desperate.


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terrektwo 5 years ago from North America Author

Beck Katz - well, maybe she liked him well enough despite the line. I suppose it wouldn't be impossible to get someone with these lines but I don't think I'd recommend them though.


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Hillbilly Zen 5 years ago from Kentucky

And guys wonder why we give them fake phone numbers...

Voted up and funny, and thanks for the follow!


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terrektwo 5 years ago from North America Author

lol, yeah I know what you mean Hillbilly Zen


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ilymsvicky 5 years ago from Long Beach

Very funny. Pick up lines are so lame. I mean who really falls for a line like, "Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?" You have to really be starving for a compliment...lol!


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terrektwo 5 years ago from North America Author

lol, your right ilymsvicky, you would have to be starving for compliments for sure. Not sure why some people fall for it but they are funny to read sometimes.


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Eranofu 5 years ago from Europe

"Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."

Sorry, had to add this.


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terrektwo 5 years ago from North America Author

Eranofu - lol, nice!


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gree0786 5 years ago from United States

at homecoming my date's dad splurted out this one: Do you go to night school?....cause you've got a masters in BABE-ology! haha. it was so awkward, gotta love cheesy pick up lines.


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terrektwo 5 years ago from North America Author

gree0786 - that would be pretty awkward coming from your dates dad! lol, I guess maybe he was trying to break the ice or ease the tension or something :)


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pennyofheaven 5 years ago from New Zealand

Too funny!!!


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terrektwo 5 years ago from North America Author

pennyofheaven - the pick up lines are quite silly :)


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kayha 4 years ago

LOL - and they are still used quite frequently.


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terrektwo 4 years ago from North America Author

kayha - that is true they are used fairly often :)

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