How to Get Revenge

Reasons to Get Revenge

The list of reasons why you might want to get revenge are endless, but if you are reading this I am guessing that either you are simply curious as to the content of this article, or you already have a person, people or company in mind that you feel have damaged you in some way and deserve punishing.

Some of the main reasons you may wish to get revenge are as follows:

1) A Husband, Wife, Boyfriend or Girlfriend has been unfaithful to you.

2) An ex-partner has told lies about you to others, inferring you were the cause of all problems in the former relationship, whilst they were simply the victims.

3) Your neighbours are noisy, rude or inconsiderate towards you.

4) A fellow employee is "bitching" about you behind your back, or generally making your working life day to day unbearable.

5) Your employer has found a way to dismiss you , which although unfair, has made it unlikely you will be successful in any case against their company.

Whichever category your revenge need falls into, most of the following top tips can be used to give you a great sense of satisfaction, and a feeling that justice has finally been done, or at least you feel much better about the situation, especially knowing that some of your frustrations have been vented, and wrongs put right.

Revenge Top Tips

1) Assuming you know the vehicle your "target" drives, then using a suitable implement, or rubber gloves, get a generous handful of dog poo and squidge it firmly under the door handles of the vehicle. I shall leave it to your imagination what happens when they next go to use the car, Yuk!

2) Similar to number 1, using dog poo again, force a generous amount into the air vents at the top of the bonnet. This will merrily waft through the interior of the vehicle next time the heaters or fans are switched on.

3) Block the exhaust pipe of their vehicle with a large potato. This is an old trick, and will prevent the vehicle starting. You would be amazed how long it takes for most people to realise why their vehicle will not start up though, and by the time they do they have often already called out a mechanic before the cause of their problem came to light.

4) Wait until the target goes away on holiday, then put a load of water through their letter box using a plastic bottle, watering can etc. Follow this with a generous few handfuls of fast growing grass seed and await their return!!!

5) Fill in every coupon, online form etc you can find that is likely to result in junk mail. Use their name and address for delivery. If you do this correctly they will have piles and piles of junk mail arriving on a daily basis virtually forever. If you are really vindictive, and you know your target is a married man, then you can also ensure that as many lingerie, "seedy" and gay magazine type catalogues are included in the mailings sent to them. Look in the back of national papers for adverts that will give you ideas, and who will allow you to sign up for free catalogues.

6) Another old idea, but if you do have access to a key to their home whilst they are away on holiday, then try dialling the Australian speaking clock from their phone and simply leaving the phone off the hook until they return from their holiday.

7) Try to obtain a picture of your target, and create an advert that you can place on notice boards and in phone boxes advertising their dubious "services", and including their telephone number.

8) Write a hub article that states exactly what this person, company, etc did to you, but only use their first names. If you include your picture, actual first names of people who were involved etc, you are unlikely to be in a position to be prosecuted for libel, (especially if you can back up the facts with evidence or witness statements), but anyone who knows you, the company or the first names involved, will quickly work out exactly who the feature refers to, and your side of events is there for the whole Internet to read.

9) Scatter bird seed all over their vehicle in the middle of the night, so that by the time they wake up the car has had so many feathered visitors that it is literally covered in bird S**t from boot to bonnet.

10) Phone up loan companies using the target's name and phone number. Many of these loan companies, or brokers for loan companies, are virtually impossible to get rid of and will keep phoning them for many months afterwards even when told multiple times that a loan is not required.

11) If you have a key to the target's home then try turning up their heating to maximum and then putting superglue on the switch. This is especially effective in midsummer.

12) Placing a handful of pebbles within the wheel trims of a car will cause significant damage when the car is driven.

13) Obtain a free sample of hair shampoo or conditioner by approaching a company online. Carefully empty the majority of the product from the bottle and replace with hair removal cream. Using a scan of the manufacturers letter headed paper (erasing the text), type a new letter offering this sample to your target and suggesting that for best effect they leave the product on for at least ten to fifteen minutes. The results will be very satisfying.

14) Send your ex a picture of you looking extremely happy with your new partner, nothing will bug them more!

15) Get a roll of cling film and surround their car in it so the doors won't open.

16) Wait until your boss is due to host a slide presentation in front of clients, and try to smuggle a pornographic slide into the mix. Just be very careful that there is no way it can be proved you were behind this, or you could find it very hard to secure future employment.

17) Spread rumours that your ex was terrible in bed, and that this is why the relationship really ended.

18) Call the target's place of work and tell them that you are their specialist, and that you need to speak to the target asap regarding a possible infection risk to the public.

19) Flood their email accounts with SPAM mail.

20) A brilliant but really cruel idea to inflict on an unfaithful partner.

With thanks to "h2o Polo Player" at www.ebaumsworld.com

I found out that my soon to be ex wife had been havin lunch time sex with a mutual "friend"...after she left for work, I boiled water and reduced most of a tube of Sex Lube in to the sink. I mixed the remainder with Epoxy and Cayenne pepper and put it back in the bedside drawer.

Two days later I got a frantic call from a neighbor that an ambulance was at our house and they could hear some one screaming in panic...yep.

It took several hours of flushing with and cleaning with solvents and saline to unstick and clear everything up. I am told that there was a lot of raw skin and welts with a few blisters involved also. His wife threw all his stuff out of the house on to the front lawn and my soon to be ex spouse took a leave of absence because of embarrassment...that was three years ago and I still laugh about it all the time.

The statute of limitations just ran out on any charges that could have been filed...

totally awesome!

Conclusion

So basically your only restrictions are your imagination and the risks of getting caught. Be careful that what you do is not so illegal that you are likely to cause any major Police investigations, as often the best revenge tactics are the simplest.

Some people will say "move on, enjoy your life, that is the best revenge", but I am afraid for many of us that simply isn't enough, and we will carry that anger around with us until the end of our days unless we feel the person or people who caused us this pain have been punished. Trust your instincts, and don't do anything that will cause you to end up in jail, (nothing is worth losing your own freedom for).

There is no doubt that you will feel much better when you see the causes of your anguish experiencing major anguish of their own!

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zimbra 8 years ago

Wow... You're clearly not a person to be messed with! Very entertaining Hub :)


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JazLive 8 years ago from Decatur

Revenge is such a personal wates of energy; however, it is important to address anguise - this is how I dealt with residual disappointment in a former co-worker http://www.qassia.com/thank-you-stupidvisor - if you like to submit one just click on my name in submitted by and sign-up ;)


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JamaGenee 8 years ago from Central Oklahoma

Wish I'd thought of poop under the door handle years ago. My not-yet-ex-husband worked the late shift, and every night would come out, start the car (so it'd be warm to take his new girlfriend to breakfast), then go back inside for 10 minutes. One *very* cold night not long after I learned about the gf, I parked across the street and as soon as he went back inside, I opened the drivers side door, unlocked because his key was in the ignition, pushed "Lock", closed the door, then went back to my car and waited for the show to begin. First disbelief, then a lot of stomping around the car. Then he tried to "pop" the lock with a coat hanger, but it wasn't that kind of lock. Then he opened the hood...not sure why...a Guy Thing, I guess. Then more stomping around, which was my cue to back out of the parking spot, honk and wave as I drove off with the extra key. Poor baby had to call a locksmith (cash only) which pretty much killed breakfast and whatever else was on the menu that night. ;)

But the best is how a friend and I totalled her ex-husband's car without ever going near it. Some sort of "special" model of which there were only 16 in the state. His pride and joy. One night, before we knew to be *very* careful about putting wishes into the cosmos, we intently "wished" that something really bad would happen to the car, but no one could get hurt and my friend couldn't be blamed. A neighbor of mine happened to be his best friend and 2 days later he ran into my house saying there was nothing left of Phil's car but a pile of (window) glass. A drunk - a total stranger to all of us - had come down the street in the middle of the night, swerved into Phil's car parked at the curb...somehow missing the cars parked behind and in front...then got out, went up to the house, knocked on the door, and said "I think I just hit your car". He not only *hit* it, he totalled it, but wasn't hurt! Even spookier, a week after Phil took possession of another car exactly like the first, he was at his daughter's softball game and somebody "keyed" it (put a deep scratch along the entire driver's side). Again, nothing for which my friend could be blamed, but we laughed for days while repeating "Damn, we're GOOD" with a certain amount of surprise and awe. After that, we were *very* careful about what we "wished" for.


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Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country

Normally i am not in favor of revenge, but I think JamaGenee may have got it right.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Absolutely Rochelle , this sounds like a true case of Karma and sweet revenge all rolled into one. Well done and thank you for your comments. I really hope JamaGenee that both you and your friend find more loyal partners in the future, and ones who will truly love you and make you happy.


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JamaGenee 8 years ago from Central Oklahoma

Thanks Rochelle and Misty. Alas, my friend passed away a few years ago, but she did have a loyal partner for many years. The Love of My Life, whom I met after shedding the jerk in the first payback, is also in the Hereafter, but "stops by" ocasionally and lately has also been using a cousin as a messenger. (She is NOT amused!) Several years ago I adopted Wicca for the same reasons you described, Misty, in a comment on another hub and now keep the Rule of Three in mind when thoughts of revenge pop up. Which pretty much kills *many* great ideas for paybacks...until I figure out how to structure them so they won't boomerang back threefold. ;)


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I actually first discovered Paganism in the form of Wicca myself, although nowadays I am more of a spiritualist than a Wiccan. I am so sorry to hear that your friend died, as well as the love of your life. Strangely enough my late Husband also was my saving grace after a very bad and violent relationship I was in for three years previously, so it all comes back to everything happening for a reason I guess, and he was sent to rescue me from a really bad situation. Perhaps your late partner did the same for you, or at least helped you to move on with your life afterwards.

The rule of three can be pretty offputting I admit, but Karma can do alot of the work for you, and as long as you stay away from black magic I would not worry too much, simply ask the powers that be for justice to be done, or take action that cannot involve too bad a pay back, e.g. the poo under the doorhandles LOL.


Ananta65 8 years ago

I wonder how that would work out for your karma :)


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, good point, but sometimes worth the risk. I am not infallible, merely human :)


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Shalini Kagal 8 years ago from India

While many of us might not get down to actually doing any of this stuff, it's SUCH fun to imagine!!! Great hub! Are/were you really a Wiccan? You must be one of the world's special people! :)


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi, thanks for commenting. Yes I am Wiccan in my beliefs, although I don't practice rituals thesedays and am more of what your might call a Spiritual Person and a Pagan.

 I can't honestly say I have tried many of the ways to get revenge as listed above, but know of people who have and it is quite funny to imagine your two timing ex finding a load of dog poo under their car doorhandles, or getting home to find a lawn growing inside their front door.

I wouldn't say I am a special person, I just like to think I am a good and honest one.


Ananta65 8 years ago

Aren't we all, Mistyhorizon? :)


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DougsHub 8 years ago from Australia

I liked the letterbox, the water and the grass seed one. It is such a good visual image.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks DougsHub, yes it does make for an amusing image doesn't it!


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April Fool 8 years ago from Pune, India

Wow mistyhorizon - Great tips for revenge!!! Hilarious.....


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks April Fool, I reckon they could be fun too :)


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sixtyorso 8 years ago from South Africa

Ouch I dont think I want to be on th wrong side you LOL. But the images conjured up are pretty hilarious. Just the mental images you have planted in my mind were great entertainment.

Funny Hub!


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Shirley Anderson 8 years ago from Ontario, Canada

I couldn't do any of these, I don't think, but they were a ton of fun to read. I've also read of women putting shrimp in the curtain hems or down the back of the couch just before they leave the guy for good, swishing his toothbrush in the toilet and then returning it to where he keeps it. I believe I read that one woman sewed something really smelly into the lining of her hubby's suitcoat.

So many fun ways to get even! No one gets hurt and you can feel vindicated. Also, if you keep it mild enough, the karma shouldn't hurt so much when it boomerangs.

Great hub, Misty.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Shirley, so glad you enjoyed it, and I love your ideas for further ways to get revenge.


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coolbreeze 8 years ago from Hawaii

Funny hub, great way to get traffic. Plenty of people seek revenge for their own personal satisfaction.


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mistyhorizon2003 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks coolbreeze, glad you enjoyed it :)


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adrainsean 7 years ago

well she kinda cntrl freak so well she thought she was just playing along to make me jealous but i didn't buy that..and now I have someone better..who does not believe in such stupid adultiries..and now she keeps reminding me how good she was at this or that blah blah..(cant aviod her fully as my ex is my classmate and my gf is my junior).......

any advice..(leave as fanmail or comment so that I find it ..)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Sounds like you need to read my hub on living with a control freak : http://hubpages.com/relationships/My-Ex-was-a-Cont

You should leave her behind and move on. Ignore her, you have a new and better women in your life :)


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Just_Rodney 7 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City

Misty, this is a great hub, dont know how I misssed it! Me thinks all this revenge is very serious, and also quite a giggle.

a tip - Get hold of his car keys, and have a nice 3 day old kipper or even a crab, Slip the above, either or, into the cars air filter. The other, preferably the kipper you tape to the exhaust manifold. This is most effective if he or she is going to be parked for a couple of days at the airport or docks.

Have a grand day!!!!!!!!!


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Rodney, Thanks for the new and great ideas. Glad you loved the hub :)


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compu-smart 7 years ago from London UK

Wow, revenge is deffinetely served very professionally by you misthorizon!

This hub title reads very definitely to me, i see a title that says "20 Reasons Not To Mess With Misty" !! lol


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL compu-smart, I guess I have had so many people who have 'messed with me' in the past that I have had plenty of opportunities to think up ways to get my own back on them :)


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RGraf 7 years ago from Wisconsin

I hope to never get on your bad side :) Some really creative ideas.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL RGraf, I am sure you are not one of the people likely to get on my bad side ever :)


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sheenarobins 7 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

hahahah. Funny hub and interesting read. I wish I've done it in the past when I soooo needed it. No one has done anything to me at the moment but I will get back to the poop as soon as I get a name in the future that will reqally piss me off.

cheers.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Sheena, the poop idea is one of my personal favourites :)


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Benjimester 7 years ago from San Diego, California

Haha, lot's of interesting ideas for the slightly twisted of mind. Nothing wrong with causing a little discomfort on occasion :)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Absolutely Benjimester, and thanks for dropping in and commenting :)


Debbie 7 years ago

Some of these ideas were good. But what do you do, when your husband has a fling with your best friend and you decide to stay with him. I want revenge on HER. She knew all our problems and capitalised on them for herself..! Things must go horribly wrong for her, for years to come. Was thinking of trashing her new car... and then again after it gets fixed..!!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Wow there are some great ones here. "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn". I heard of another act of revenge on Ebay. A woman sold her boyfriends luxury sports car for something like 5 pounds, I remember seeing. She was really irrate after he cheated on her.I thought 'Go Girl'.


Douglas 7 years ago

if you have their ss# try calling the power company on thursday evening and have their power shut off friday evening, after they move out of-course. It'll cost them an extra $75 to get it turn-on on the weekend or if they call monday morning it'll be about wed. before they get it back on,


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Wicked idea, and well worth adding to the suggestions. Thanks :)


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Debbie, always hard to get over being angry with the best friend, even though really the boyfriend is the most at fault. Sounds like you have some pretty good ideas of your own, but the ideas in this article are unisex, so you could still use them on her too. Good luck :)


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mythbuster 7 years ago from Utopia, Oz, You Decide

Suggestion #5 has piqued my interest! Very interesting because it does not involve damaging or potential damage to anything the "target" owns - but will be extremely annoying.


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mistyhorizon2003 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks mythbuster, great to see you here and receive your comments. Let me know how you get on if you try this form of revenge :)


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queenbe 6 years ago from NY

You have some awesome ideas here. I wish I could do some of these things but my Karma comes around much too quickly.


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Try to think of it as "making sure the other person gets their Karma, and you are just helping things along", that way you might earn some good Karma points Queenbe ;)


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mayhmong 6 years ago from North Carolina

I kinda wish I would get revenge on folks but never had the guts to do so. I like the evil idea giving them tons of junk mail! Especially if you can order some gay magazines for them. I might as well hired you to do the job.hehe


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, just let me know Mayhmong, I am happy to help :)


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rvsource 6 years ago

Cindy,

You are a very resourceful gal!

Here's one:

I'm not sure it will work on current model cars, but for the older ones. Run a 14 ga wire through the firewall. Hook the end that is under the hood to the (-) side of the coil. You will want to remove the coil wire for this! Otherwise he might not be able to let go of the key!

On the inside of the car, run the wire down along the carpet edge and wrap the bare wire around the seat base. This can be a very electrifying experience to the person that tries to start the car!

Jeff


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Jeff, that sounds way beyond my basic skills, I would need to recruit a male friend for that one, but would be tempted to give it a go :)

Thanks for the tip :)


Ella 6 years ago

My best revenge story was when my ex decided to dump me for another girl who was a freshman and we were juniors at the time. This was years ago, but he dumped me because he thought I wasn't worth it and she was prettier. Later that week, she dumped him because all she had really wanted was a free ticket to the homecomming dance. This guy gave up all of his real friends so that he could date a girl that was only after one thing. He is still single, having problems finding a real group of friends, and trying to get me back. Sometimes, you don't have to do anything, life just gives you a little break. :)


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Nice one Ella, sometimes Karma just kicks in exactly when you need it to, and sounds like you escaped just in time if you ask me :)


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Jayne Lancer 6 years ago from West London, UK

Love this! Don't think I'd have the nerve to try out some of these, although I've often spread rumours about my ex's. One was a work colleague, which meant other colleagues never saw him in the same light again. I know I should be ashamed, but he deserved it :)

A fun read!


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Jayne, you sound exactly like you are on my wavelength. Thanks for the comment.


steph 6 years ago

I think we r in the process of breaking up (he's married)... sooner or later it'll happen and I know I will b bitter. when it does, I'm going to have a talk with his mama and tell her that my baby is her granddaughter (she's not). I plan to create a scene at his job (crying, carrying on, until they drag me out) that will embarrass him until he retires.

If its really over, I will burn that bridge as I leave. No going back again, ever.


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Steph, I would advise against hurting his family to get at him, no matter how angry you are. It isn't his Mother's fault and it seems cruel to stress her out by telling her your baby is her granddaughter. Also not fair on your child. With revenge you always have to be careful that you don't leave everyone saying "I can see why he wanted rid of her, she's a psycho" etc, and you end up looking like the "Villain of the piece". Frequently the subtle ways of getting revenge are far better, (such as the ones I have listed here).

If you really feel he is going to dump you, why don't you dump him first, it will make you feel so much more empowered. I suppose you could set him up by arranging a date with him and ensuring the wife catches you together and then let her make his life a misery after, (and that is only if the marriage survives the fallout).


Steph 6 years ago

He is doing the exact same thing his father did his mother. Its a way to show his mama that he is not the hero she thinks he is. That would crush him. Which will be my goal. I guess not lie about the baby, but tell her the times and she knows how old the baby is (been together 3 years baby isn't one yet), so maybe she will put the two together and assume. Show her some pictures of the baby and him together. He deserves to be hurt


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

To hurt him most I would simply tell his Mother what he has done by having an affair etc, but even to let her believe the baby is a relation of hers because you drop hints and information that might lead her to believe this seems rather cruel to me. Has his Mother been nasty to you in the past at all, or do you have reason to hate her too? You can open her eyes to him not being the "hero she thinks he is" true enough, but surely his very behaviour of doing the same thing to you as his Father did to her will be enough to open her eyes as to what sort of son she really has ended up with!


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RecoverToday 6 years ago from United States

I found this quite entertaining!


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Pleased you enjoyed it RecoverToday, thanks for the feedback :)


Mikey 6 years ago

I am still living with my soon to be ex due to financial issues. We have been married for 20 years. He's acting like a real asshole. I put on plastic gloves and found some poison ivy. I rubbed the leaves all over the inside of his boxers! I can't wait for him to start sweating. I think i will go pee in the coffee maker! Let the fun begin!


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, brilliant Mikey, love your ideas :)


Jane 6 years ago

My sister-in-law is horrible!! She is so mean to her brothers wives, then goes and cries to her mom about how mean we are to her (litterally cries...and she is 30!!) I am sick of her being rude and disrespectful and making me look like an evil green monster to my in-laws...so I have decided to be super nice to her...act like I'm not mad about anything and I want to move on. Well she has been "dating" this guy who lives thousands of miles away for the last 6 months (they have never met in person) and he is coming to town to meet her and the family later this month...They are even running in a tri-athalon together (should at least be intertaining!)so I will be all super nice till then...but there is this web site I found http://crabrevenge.com/...they actually sell you crabs!!! Haha!! Just throw them in her bed and she will be miserable the whole time he is here!! I cant wait!! :-D


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Oh Wow, not sure how legal that is, but it sure sounds like fun, just make sure you wash your hands afterwards in case the trick backfires :)


someone 6 years ago

guys, I need help.

(I can't say my name. sorry. XD)

I have a gf, and she has this 'best friend' (a guy) of hers.

I'm really irritated. Whenever I see them, they're sweeter (than us when me and my gf are together), she's having more fun with him, and I hate to say the fact that it's as if she's closer to him than to me! I mean, whenever friends of her mention my name, she's like 'wth?'. I mean...it's kinda rude. And when I talk about her that I'm jealous, it's as if that I only have the problem and she won't even help me deal with it. The guy wouldn't even do something about it! As if they even like it that I'm getting jealous and very angry! I wanna beat the hell out of the guy but I can't since I'll be in big trouble. Any fun ways to get my revenge to him without blowing my cover?


mitch 6 years ago

this one to do to guys

so what you do is you get some curry powder and mix it with some water. then apply it to the bottom of their undies and let it dry. when they put it on it seems normal, but as soon as they start to sweat down there it activates the curry again. thus resulting in excruciating pain to the man.

please if you are ever think of using this on someone make sure they really deserve it.


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

ROFLMAO, this is excellent Mitch, thanks so much for the suggestion, I would love to see the results, (must make a note of this one for personal reference).


Yapissedmeoff 6 years ago

These are funny and I enjoyed reading them. I did read another one on the net that suggested putting someone's cell phone number on dollar bills and then spending them. They will get calls and will never be able to pinpoint where they came from.

I recently broke up with someone who was abusing me sadly. I was really in love with him, but after he started using some illegal drugs, he became very violent. He is not some has been on the street corner, but a very well-known business man in my community. In addition, he has some other deep dark fetishes that only I know of. I could completely ruin his reputation, but I am sure the blame would be pointed back at me. So, I have been thinking about ways to see revenge without being in the spotlight. I know his office is in a public building and about a year ago, he had a mail slot installed on the door. It would be so easy to walk by his door after hours on Friday and drop a few fish thru the mail slot only to have them reaking by Monday morning when he returned to the office... Or maybe just dropping a fish thru his car window once he arrives at his office on a hot summer day... By 5pm, I am sure it would be ripe...


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, great ideas yapissedmeoff, it sure sounds like he deserves that and worse. I love the dollar bills idea too, fabulous, I shall make a mental note of that one for future use :)


BigD 6 years ago

My Friend - your ideas frickin rock! I cannot wait to start using some of them. They are just nasty enough.


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, Thanks BigD, hope they prove useful and give you the perfect revenge that you seek :)


cgfj 6 years ago

thanks


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

You are welcome cgfj


Anna 6 years ago

I would like some advice. Long story.. my ex husband cheated with my former best girlfriend and I kicked him out. The two married blissfully 2 weeks after our divorce. That I could have lived with but they proceeded to bad mouth me to my children which my lawyer had me tape record via phone device. My two oldest kids grew up hating me as "the bad guy" and now my 20 yr old ran off to the military and I don't even know which branch or where he is! It gets worse! The ex's wife.. I will call her Laurie cos that is her name! Laurie went onto the usps website and put my mail on vacation hold (YEs you can do this on their site!) and authorized herself to pick up my mail. She stole my bank and Credit card info and charged thousands of dollars of stuff off the internet. She then had access to my Social security number and opened 4 new credit cards using my SS#, She charged thousands and one day I got calls telling me my capital one was nearly a thousand over the limit. When I explained I did NOT HAVE a capital ONe card they insisted I did. I immediately suspected the ex's wife. THey got out the original application and found it had HER name, HER address and MY soc and MY phone number. For my mothers maiden name she obviously didn't know so she had made a different one up on each of the cards. She set up my bank account at Pulaski bank to directly pay HER BILLS out of MY account.

I Pressed charges. She got 6 months probation. Thats ALL. I have recordings of her talking to my two oldest kids on tape badmouthing me. If ANYONE deserves revenge it is Laurie!

So.. knowing all of this.. and I SWEAR every bit of it is the truth... my own little nightmarish soap opera. Can anyone help me get my sanity and dignity back while destroying her? Just want something that will be logical consequences like destroying her marriage to my ex.

Thanks for any input.


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Good Lord Anna, this woman is a monster. Is there no way your lawyer can sue her for compensation? I have no fab advice for this kind of situation, although maybe someone else will step in with something useful to you. I have another article on "How Far Would You Take Revenge" if you visit my profile page by clicking on my name above my pic at the top of this hub and then scrolling through the list of the hubs I have written, but really am not sure this will help you further. I just so hope that you get the justice you so clearly deserve.


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

PS Anna, there are some excellent ideas if you read the comments section on this article. Many of the authors on the comments suggest ideas that are unique and ingenious, and perhaps useful to you.


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dawnM 6 years ago from Camarillo, CA

well I think the best revenge is to have a great life, snjoy what you have, put your energy into you and that is the best revenge of all because your doing awsome in life and they are not. Most peopl who do wwrong by others, have a miseralbe life and the best revenge is to have the best life possible for you!!


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Good point, better if the person who caused you the injustice or pain gets to see or hear that you have achieved just that, but sadly this doesn't always happen, plus the fact that not everyone is lucky enough to have their life fall into place afterwards so that they do go on to live the great life and can use this as their form of revenge.


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Mr.Spock 6 years ago

facinating that human would seek revange on each other even when someone calls me a nerd I dont retaliate

as I would say treat others how you want to be treated


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Mr.Spock 6 years ago

strang that humans retaliate I dont do that even when the locla bully beats me up


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Mr.Spock, I am not condoning violence here, but the local bully probably picks on you BECAUSE you don't retaliate. If you retaliate he will probably leave you alone on move on to easier targets. I used to be bullied at school, and it took me many years to stand up for myself, but now no-one dares to cross me as they know I won't tolerate it and will give far worse than I get!


3sunsk 6 years ago

Years ago before I was married, I was victim of a a real "winner" left a pregnant girlfriend, met me, moved in with me, I got pregnant, took off, etc. I didn't know about the first girl.

When I had received notice I'd be evicted from my apartment, cause the jerk never paid rent, took my $$ and spent it, I found their apartment and his car which I still had a key. It was one of those models you could pull the key out and it would stay running. They found it day and a half later, battery dead, and partly stripped. Stripped not my fault. Tires all flat too.


Scott Huard 6 years ago

I had a female chase me for about 4 years, abuse and torture me. Now its my turn, found out she tried to have kids, had all the parts removed due to ectopic pregnancy. So I had tons of pregnancy magazines sent to her for weeks.

2. Found out through a bit of early morning surveillance that her husband liked to come outside to smoke a morning cigarette. So some time the night before I left flowers and a card saying how wonderful the last year has been and I can't wait to have sex with you again.

Sat back and watched the firework display, 'twas fun...


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Scott, I like the second idea particularly, couldn't help but wince a bit at the first one though, possibly because I have fertility problems too and naturally tend to sympathise with others in a similar situation. Having said that, if she was as nasty as you say it might be better if she can't reproduce her genes anyway. Thanks for the feedback.


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi 2sunsk, like your style, great idea I would have happily done myself.


mike 6 years ago

great stuff.... i was looking for a way to get back at a prank caller . i think im just going to exploit the phone number all over the world and continue that for months.

7346579990 apparently he's up all the time so call em up say hey cock smoker, eat a bag of dicks.


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writingrobin 6 years ago from South Florida

thank you. i enjoyed reading someone else's revenge ideas. i was terminated from my job & well i'm very stressed & growing bitter. revenge-seeking-thinking-ideas run rampant in my head. i would LOVE seeking revenge, but, ultimately...karma always wins.


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mistyhorizon2003 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi writingrobin, I so hope you are right and karma does give you the justice you deserve.


Myself 5 years ago

I need the laughs I got from this article. As a woman seeking revenge, this is how I'll get my power back.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Good Luck "Myself", and thanks for the comment.


Ninjakc 5 years ago

What do you think are some ways to get revenge on a little brother. I'm planning to do somethig that will make him embarrased or cry.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

It depends on how old he is, but it sounds like a harmless prank might be better than anything serious. e.g. tell him the ladies toilet is the gents in a public place so he goes into the wrong one by mistake. Just be careful as if he is quite young it could make you seem like the bad guy doing anything too serious.


Jako1171 5 years ago

I stole a co workers phone who was trying to make my life at work miserable so I texted his girlfiend saying i was another chick and I have been sleeping with her boyfriend


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Evil, but a great idea Jako1171. Thanks for sharing :)


nmnsmnf 5 years ago

u people should give more ways to get revenge


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Golly nmnsmnf, how many more do you need, there are loads here already.


tank 5 years ago

hate mom


jako1171 5 years ago

For an annoying coworker chew up a candy bar remove from mouth and place portions under there desk and equipment close to their work station they will be tortured for weeks by an endless stream of ants on there way to the strategically placed buffet always good for a laugh and pretty harmless


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Good one jako1171, love it. Thanks for sharing it here :)


Tryingmakeupmymind 5 years ago

Ok...revenge is best served cold... I understand that and that is why I am going to take my time on this one.

My ex-bf is using cocaine. His behavior has become very eratic in the past 6 months. While cleaning his home, I came across his coke droppings and paraphenalia. When I confronted him about it, he flat out lied to me and hasn't spoken to me since. There are kids involved.

I have photos of his indiscretions and I am contemplating on sending them to the authorities. My only concern at the moment is that he will come after me. In addition, I want to do this because I am so angry at him right now; not because I want to protect the kids.

In addition, this could end up going uncovering additional indiscretions that could haunt him for the rest of his life. I am so angry that I want to take action, but I am also afraid that if I do, he will come after me physically.

Another option would be to leave a tip with the police department. This guy has balls. He smokes pot all day long across the street from the police station in town. It's a public building with limited foot-traffic. You can smell it in the hallway. I am thinking that this may be my best bet. It's not like he would be able to pin anything on me. Once they check it out and search his office, they will find a lot, depending upon how much they dig.

All of this has happened fairly recently and I am trying to deal with my anger. I have always been the good girl taking the higher road. This time, I really don't want to. Need advice...


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

My advice would definitely to go down the latter route and tip off the Police as it is far safer for you. I know your motivation is revenge, but you would be doing the children involved a favour anyway by the sound of things, and possibly even saving his life, (no matter how much you hate him).


Exhausted 5 years ago

Love sum of these ideas. You could look up CIA dirty tricks book it's free to download & it gives slot of cool revenge ideas, but also tells you how not to get caught. This day in age they have technology for both sides the person doing the revenge & the person receiving. They had sum harsh revenge techniques & sum simple ones for every type of person or company. Check it out!


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks for the tip Exhausted, could be useful :)


ok absolute best way to annoy a female boss! make a fake sex site claiming she is a prostitute and will do ANYTHING for very cheap post it on a site like backpage (escorts) and she will be flooded wit 5 years ago

ULTIMATE REVENGE!!!!!!!ok absolute best way to annoy a female boss AND GET AWAY SCOTT FREE!

Make a fake sex site claiming she is a prostitute and will do ANYTHING for very cheap, post it on a site like backpage (escorts), adult friend finder etc... and try to post a pic for a little extra flair then put a random pussy shot (nobody will know the difference!!!) and she will be flooded with phone calls. make sure to list her business phone or business cell so they will CONSTANTLY call her at work and at home 24/7!!!

Believe me it works and u can see the stress leave ur life as it overwhelms her LIFE!! Close your eyes and imagine her face when she hears the ringtone 10 times a day. Just make sure to cover your tracks.

NOW just imagine the possibilities w a PERMANTANT MARKER in a restroom stall in trucker rest area near her home, restroom in a sleasy bar, strip club, etc.. be creative and go HAM (aka Hard As a Mutherfucker)

WARNING---for best results do them one at a time and make it last for months. Remember u can always update with the new number when she changes it. I would not encourage u to do this unless that bitch did u really really wrong. Very simple to do but ooooooh soooooo satisfiying. I was bitter for a long time over that lying bitch and this has been sooo theraputic. I have great days now that I know she is feeling MY DRAMA. And I don't feel bad at all because I was a really nice guy 24/7 100% before i meet her and lost my JOB. fucked up my career, money and overall happiness for a year and a half.

I hope this will give all of u the therapy u seek.

ULTIMATE REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!! Now for even better results have a friend call her on speaker phone so u can hear! i promise it will make u laugh if u have not done so in a long time!


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Golly, she must have really upset you badly. I am not sure how legal this suggestion is, but I will leave it visible unless told to remove it by the powers that be.


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PaulStaley1 5 years ago from With the wind---(or against it)

sugar in the gas tank!


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Works well if the fuel cap doesn't have a lock, but also very dodgy if you get caught!! Thanks for the suggestion though PaulStaley1.


Oh yeah  5 years ago

In the rarest of events I think you all will agree somewhat. Spouse of business owner will seek revenge against select employees at a certain point in time of my choosing. I will get them and leave my chance of going to hell for another time. I will get the revenge for my marriage missing the opportunity of having a family of our own since my spouse was so consumed with the roadblocks set by former and current employees. Im plotting as I write. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Surprising what one will do when they no longer care.


Ohyeah 2 5 years ago

Spouse of business owner will seek revenge against former and current employees at the time of my choosing. I will be vindicated and will leave to another day whether my chooses and my actions of revenge will send me to the firery pits of he'll I will get my revenge towards those bottom feeders who set roadblocks for my spouse that ultimately resulted in the absence of the joy of having a child together and starting our family. I will get you in a most devious way it makes me wonder how I could have gotten to this point of perhaps no return. I'm smarter than these scum and i will get them and divulge my triumph on my death bed to my spouse for their joy or dismay


Jeramy 5 years ago

Thank you for the ideas! some bitch keyed my car a couple of days ago and i cant wait to get the bitch back now. :) heheehe.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Good luck Jeramy, thanks for commenting too :)


Arie Keuning 5 years ago

Wow nice job dude, I took a picture of my x-friend and said *Now giving "lawn-mowing" services for free. Part of Church Project. Please feel free to call. Be blessed.*

Then a yaeer later after destroying his friendships with other and stealing from him (went through 2 iPods and his phone)I posted more posters stating "Get your grass here followed by his address." I then took a potted plant of weed and place it on his front porch and called the police just when he thought the posters were ripped down and everyone was done giving him shit. He didn't kill himself but came crawiling back to me... thats for sure! Maybe I will now try your tactics on my x-bitch!! y favorite tactic is stealing from them.. anything.. pencils lead ipods phones car-keys pets homework andything i can get my hands on.. then again stealing has been a sort of addiction since I was in 5th grade... oh wel1 I win in the END!!!!!


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Arie Keuning, I loved the lawn mowing service for free idea, and the leaving the pot of weed on his doorstep and calling the Police. I sure wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of you ;)

Thanks for sharing.


toiletpaper125 5 years ago

lol awesome awesome AWESoME! i am going to use all of these on my brother who is a b*tch >:D


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

So glad you enjoyed this toiletpaper125 :)


5 years ago

How about a neighbor who insists on parking outside your home to the point he waits till you drive away and moves his car 5 feet forward or waits on you pulling away? So petty it's irritating me! Also sits in the car staring into your house? All this whilst there is a perfectly good space outside his home?


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Now that is creepy, and sounds like stalking to me. You might try directly confronting this neighbour and asking them outright why they are doing this in the hope they will be shocked into stopping, or you could try getting a restraining order of some description. Otherwise, move house!


5 years ago

He doesn't scare me he's doing it to annoy me I just want my own back.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Tricky one unless you get a 'friend' to do the same to him, preferably one he doesn't know as a friend of yours. How do you know he is only doing it to 'annoy you', and is not a stalker? You don't say, but unless there is a good reason I would be worried if I were in your shoes.


Gareth 5 years ago

I need a clever idea. The guy in the room above me keeps me awake every night by having his telly on full blast. The police and environmental health say it's not excessive noise, and have advised me to move, but why the Hell should I? I'm not the anti-social one.

I also suspect the bastard is stealing my mail.

I need something non violent and legal, but nasty enough to make this tosser move out. He has CCTV outside his door, so that rules a lot of obvious tactics out.

Any ideas?


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Gareth, I am fresh out of ideas now, at least other than what is already within this article or in the comments made by others. I seem to recall one chap earlier in the comments had a similar problem though, can't remember what he did exactly without reading back through all of them. I recommend you do read all the comments here though, as some excellent ideas came through on many of them. Good luck, I am sure you can sort something out :)


slashrr fan 5 years ago

I like this website and its spirit, that is until you recommended calling the police on a Dad who dabbles with cocaine. He may have drug abuse issues and kids to boot, but bringing the police into such a private matter can be devastating to the children (could cause a wicked children and youth services snowball effect, like kids never seeing their dad whom they love no matter what)

I just can't understand how you "thumbs up" alot of these ideas since they are forms of harrassment, and later recommend calling the fuzz on a man. pft


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

But dabbling in cocaine could equally have devastating consequences on the children, and can be dangerous to them. Children are not always mature enough to know what is best for them, after all, they don't know if their Dad is going to round on them and beat them as a result of an addiction!! Getting the Police involved may well be the wake up call he needs to get clean and therefore get his family back together before he loses them forever or ends up in prison.


kaydenlee 5 years ago

Ouch - funny, but ouch. If someone has been horrible enough to you to make you truly want revenge, I say let it go - they just aren't worth the effort! Carrying the hate inside is more harmful than anything they could have done to you - but, again, entertaining ideas.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Kaydenlee, it probably is better to simply 'let it go' but then they get away with it, and let's face it, it is far more fun to try some of these ideas ;)


Chris 5 years ago

You guys are too funny. I was actually writing a script and was trying to come up with some great ideas for one of the characters to get revenge. Some of your examples were very funny. Thanks. lol


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Cheers Chris, I hope we managed to give you a few ideas you could work with :)


Linda 5 years ago

how do you get revenge on you're husbands mutual friend when this friend of his they been going out together now for the last nine months as mutual friends and through those whole nine months my husband brought no mutual meaning to our exclusive relationship we have or thought at least that's what i thought. And Me And My Husband Been Married Now For A Year And Half Now And In Those Whole Nine Last Months You Think My Husband Was Not Cheating On Me But Could Be Maybe Having An Affair With This Chick Named Jocelyn oakly was this Old Girl From My Neighborhood Can You All Help Me To Keep This Chick From Interfering With Our Marriage And She Needs Help Being Realized From Time To Time That She Needs To Go And Do A Love Scandal On Someone Else's Man For A While For Change Please Help Post Revenge On This Woman For Us Jocelyn Oakly Is Nick Tyler From The Movie Armageddon Please SOS Urgent!


Anon 5 years ago

HI,

I really want to get revenge on my roomate and i'd like her to know it was me, but not to be able to prove it, enabling me to do a sarcastic-innocent act, then watch smugly at her anger and frustration. This also means that if she bitches about me, I can prove that there's no evidence, then I can tell her friends that she "makes me miserable for kicks" therefore hopefully turning them all against her.

So, if any of you have an idea of how to do this, please reply

Thanks


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Anon, other than what is in this article I cannot really offer any more suggestions, and would at the very least need to know what your roommate had done before I would feel it was fair to advise on revenge against her.

Did you read through the comments section here to see if it gave you any ideas?


Anon 5 years ago

In answer to your question, she stole my boyfriend. He'd come over for some drinks, but we were out of beer so I went to the store to get some. When I came back......lets just say that was the end of our relationship. I yelled at her and asked her why she'd do that, to which she replied he "needed rescuing" and told me it wasn't her fault i was so unattractive. I asked her to move out, but she refused. I am searching for apartments (though why should I move?!) but I really want to get revenge first.

I was thinking, her pride and joy is her guitar. Next time I see it lying around, I could say something like: "You know, you really should be more careful with that- it would be terrible for something to happen to it", then, soon after, I could uncrew all the strings, or break it some other way.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Now I see why you are so annoyed Anon, I would be too. Firstly, unscrewing the strings on her guitar will not do anything, she can simply restring it. More useful would be to warp the neck of the guitar by bending it as much as possible without actually breaking it. You could also lean it against warm radiators etc when she isn't around as this can warp the neck too. Worst thing you can do is warn her of your intentions, as all she will do is make sure it is safely out of your way. Better to do the damage first, and then say something like 'My goodness, how terrible, I wonder how that happened!", (then make sure anything you value is safely away from her reach.

You could get hold of the 'crabs' mentioned in an earlier comment, as you are in a prime position to plant them in her bedding, and then she will not only get them herself, but also pass them on to your ex, a double revenge LOL.

Another option is entrapment, get someone female to seduce him, make sure you have evidence of this, and make sure she finds out so she knows how it feels.

Try sewing fresh prawns into the hems of her bedroom curtains. It will take her weeks to find out where the horrific smell is coming from, by which time she may have moved out anyway. You could also stick a raw fish to the underside of her bed for the same effect (very hard to find).

A light spray of paint stripper on her guitar could also do some significant damage to the varnish and the finish to it.

Hope these ideas help, and good luck on the revenge front :)


Reaper-17 5 years ago

I like gumballs @@ (I mean i like this page so much information to harvest. Thanks for the list. It will be useful for my Contingency plans for annoying people haha >< Thanks Misty


Morse 5 years ago

There's a saying.."If you pick a fight with a pig, you'll both end up getting real dirty, but the pig will enjoy it"

Sometimes revenge is not worth it.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Reaper-17, glad you enjoyed this :)


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Morse, well I agree sometimes it isn't worth it, but other times it is very satisfying and you will spend the rest of your life feeling unfulfilled if you let the other party get away with something they deserve to suffer for.


Reaper-17 5 years ago

>< should have found this place afew years ago. Could have had my revenge on a bunch of classmates who annoy me on purpose and because of that I transferred from that school to a another school. It is super annoying..... and yes it developed me into a 40% racist. I hate you annoying people. (stuff they did was call me names) (worse thing they ever done is draw profanities and pornlike pictures on my favourite classic war novels.... and the teacher practically never cared.


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Classmates can be really cruel Reaper-17. I too experienced the kinds of treatment you describe, and it is just as distressing as any physical bullying. I wish I had been streetwise enough then to know what I do now and then I could have dealt with it better.


Reaper-17 5 years ago

ahh the past is the past. I learned to forgive and forget but in the end, if they don't repent then its over. God forgives but it depends on them. In the end it depends. (Depend on which you believe) Karma/God will judge them when its time... (anyway sorry for being annoying i guess >< i always suspect myself of being annoying thanks for the information and support Misty =D)


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

You are not annoying Reaper-17, so don't think you are. That way of thinking probably stems back to the bullying days.

I do agree with you, either Karma or God will judge them when it is time..... but it is kind of satisfying to get one over on those people at the time they are doing the dirty on you ;)


hurtpainangerhate 5 years ago

I met a guy through photography, we became best friends/ lovers and enjoyed going on photo shoots...but then my world crashed around me when I found stuff on my laptop, dating sites, porn sites, I think the worst what he was saying to he's friends about me...ALL because I opened my heart to him...when I confronted him I was made out to be spying and very insecure...things just got worse from there...then he started bring me down, making me feel worthless...he made me believe this, I fell down hard and I'm struggling to reach the surface...I tried to end my life because I was in such a low state of mind...the more I fell the more he got nasty...then the txting starting with a woman he works with...I have now become so angry, full of hate for this man that I want revenge... I was going to name and shame him on facebook...only because he has dragged my name through the mud with he's friends,people thinking I'm this bad person... when all I did was give him my heart and friendship...I find it hard that there are people out there like this...people who destroy anothers mind and soul...I don't want him in my life but I do want to set the record straight...


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

He sounds like a nasty piece of work to me. In your shoes I would most definitely want revenge. It isn't always easy to make it happen though, and sometimes we end up frustrated that it hasn't been possible to get it. However, it is worth a try, and I hope you do find a way, or get some ideas from this article.

Good Luck


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Reaper-17 5 years ago

Hi again Misty I am sorry but I guess I love to hang around your revenge page >


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Reaper-17, you are very welcome here. You might also enjoy another article of mine on revenge:

http://hubpages.com/politics/How-Far-Would-You-Tak...


REAPER DINSDALE 5 years ago

THIS ONE GAL MOVED INTO OUR BEACH HOUSE,EVERYTHING WAS JUST FINE UNTIL SHE SHOWED UP BUT I DO NOT WANT TO SAY WHAT HER NAME IS SHE IS JUST TOATLY RUINING MY LIFE STYLE AND PLUS I GOT DOWN TO THE BEACH HOUSE FIRST AND I WANT HER OUT OF THIS HOUSE FOR GOOD


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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Tricky Reaper Dinsdale, I don't really understand. If the Beach House is yours why can't you tell her to move out?


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Reaper-17 5 years ago

Kick her out of the house or find out what she hates about the beach house and add in the aspects she hates like she might hate a poke-dot color scheme but you like it so paint it to annoy her. I guess Sorry for being a busybody I guess @@


shahbaz 5 years ago

revenge


khan shahbaz 5 years ago

revenge is the purest emotion


Rockingham Dan 5 years ago

I find to be in favour of revenge a personal satisfaction of compleate job done now move on

best was puttingf her and the girls blouse she was jumping behind my back and well just running up the bill blah blah blah yeah grabed as much as possible run and debritraly doing it to hurt the heart and even her Dad disowned her but to see her and his eyes when they found out there jail time was just the ducks nuts 5 and 4.5 years fraud embilsment blah blah blah just gold its been 6 years and all is great with my now wife and our two kids but the wife just knows when I have a giggle by my self its because I am greatfull for the way things are now and how they were never going to be

Damn I love her so much for just being her and beliving in me when the chips were down yep nothing better


TATIANA 5 years ago

HAHAHA


Conworker 4 years ago

Hi,

I wanted to share a story and i would be glad if you can comment/advise me. I got a wedding proposal from a guy (yes, the arranged marriage way) and the guy's uncle came to my office to check me out (ask some infos about me as he works in the same org). well, there he met me and my coworker (another girl). do you know what he did? he told the guy that he's seen another girl at my work and asked him to now propose to that girl instead of me! what is more sad about the story is that my coworker knew that the guy was going to propose to me firsthand but that the uncle suggested her instead. I am not jealous of her nor do i like the guy ( they are now married). but it's just that i feel betrayed and sometimes, i just cant trust that coworker as before. any ideas/views/comments would be the most welcome. thanking for having read this thread


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I don't know on this one, as it sounds like she did nothing wrong and that the Uncle was the one who interfered. If you aren't bothered anyway, and don't like the guy, why not see this as a good thing, as otherwise you might have ended up in a miserable marriage. You don't have to be her best friend, or even trust her, simply carry on with your job as best you can and wait to meet a guy who won't listen to anyone else and only wants to marry you.

Good Luck


bob 4 years ago

hi fty


conworker 4 years ago

Thanks misty. it makes so much sense :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

You are welcome conworker, I am sure you will find a wonderful man to marry.


MASTER 4 years ago

I'm in 5th grade and I need REVENGE BECAUSE IT IS BEST SERVED COLD ON AN IRON SKILLET.


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Hysterical Misty! Thanks so much! Im linking both of your hubs to mine:) Awesome!!!!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks RealHousewife, please link to your article here too and I will add it to the Hub :)


Jangleballs 4 years ago

This is the best car revenge ever! Get 2 fish from the store or go catch 2 fish, put 1 under the seat and the other one way up under the dash, of course the mark will find the one under the seat and wonder why the smell will never go away even after they replace the carpet!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Nice one Jangleballs, this can also be done in a flat, apartment or house, only you need to attach the fish under a table, dresser or chest of drawers.


KarmaNow 4 years ago

How about a tenant who has not paid his rent in a year and keeps finding ways to delay court proceedings? This deadbeat, along with his deadbeat wife, is over $14,000 in arrears and just won't leave. My lawyer says there is nothing I can do. For the first 10 months, I tried being patient with them, but now I just want to make their lives a living hell. I also want them to get the heck out of town, all WITHOUT ending up in jail and WITHOUT damaging my property. Any ideas?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

How about releasing a load of rats in the garden, through letter box etc overnight. Most people won't stay long after that. Cockroaches could work the same way. Otherwise I guess trying the other suggestions in this article, or waiting to see what other people reading this come up with as suggestions of their own.


Reaper-17 4 years ago

hmm try spreading the word about the things they are doing unless they lack a personality you could spread bad things about them make them lose face or something. I know I sound feeble but this is just an idea sorry sorry @@


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks for the added suggestions Reaper-17, keep them coming :)


life'stooshort 4 years ago

KarmaNow might use some of the "smell-out" techniques described in this hub. Nothing is worse than a fish smell that won't go away. It could possibly have the desired effect to make the tenants go away.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

That is a good suggestion life'stooshort :)


JD 4 years ago

Bullies are a waste of time and a waste of life.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I agree totally JD, especially as I was bullied at school, and on occasions later on even in the workplace.


zuluhunk 4 years ago

wow 3years and still promoting revenge? dont you evolve with time? firstly revenge is wrong an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind,


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thank you for your opinion zuluhunk.


mateo 4 years ago

what happened was a bitch named Ruby and she makes me feel bad.I need someones help.Please and thank you.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

The suggestions so far are in the hub and the comments mateo. I hope one of them is helpful to you.


pagan_soldier 4 years ago

so i have this roommate who, while i was gone for the weekend, decided that he could just smoke in the room.

i hate cigarette smoke and it makes me feel very sick when i am around it. i know that the smell of cigarette smoke tends to linger for long periods of time, even months. for my own sake, i am going to be getting a lot of air fresheners to try to help get rid of the smell or at least cover it up. but i also want to do something to get revenge on him. he knew/knows how i feel about cigarette smoke, and, on top of that, we are both in the military and it is against the rules to smoke in our assigned rooms. i dont want to be a tattle tail and report him to my command, but also because that i know it will not accomplish anything. also since he is only 3 days away from his end of service. meaning that he would be leaving and never coming back. i really want to get revenge on him, but i dont want it to come back on me. i thought about putting eye drops in his tea so that he would be stuck on the loo all day, but then i thought about the resulting smell and the though of what if i needed to use the restroom since there is only one. so now i am thinking of putting peroxide or bleach in his shampoo so as to bleach his hair blond. but im not sure if it would be possible for him to figure out that it was me since im the only one who has access to his shampoo.... or if he would think that something else made it happen. i also do not want to do anything to his vehicle because i do not want to make it to where he has to stay here any longer then necessary... i want him to leave as soon as possible. i cant do any sort of revenge that has to do with smell because its my room too and i dont have any sort of access to the inside of his vehicle. and with there being no animals within access, i cant use that nifty bit of advice you listed earlier... before i try the peroxide/bleach in the shampoo method, does anyone have any brilliant reccomendations?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Pagan_Soldier, this is tricky, as he will probably smell the peroxide in the shampoo anyway, (the smell is pretty strong). Not sure quite what to suggest myself, just thinking as I am typing right now, hoping for inspiration. Can you not do something a bit gross, like get hold of his cigarettes and carefully wipe the filter ends under the toilet rim, then tell him just after he has smoked them? I also heard of one person putting a load of pubic hairs into someone's pint when they weren't looking, and then having a bet with them as to who could 'down' their pint first. The guy ended up choking on all these pubic hairs not knowing how they got into his drink. Will post back here if I think of anything else.


Reaper-17 4 years ago

I might be crazy but what about putting "something" in his cigar which will help it burn better? :3


Pagan_Soldier 4 years ago

hmm. excelten suggestion with the cigarettes! i think i will try that out. only not telling him. im going to keep that precious nugget of knowledge to myself. and i shall revel in precious victory. thanks misty!

and reaper-17 i tip my hat to you as well, you too have had some excellent suggestions in this hub.

upon the both of you i wish you blessed be.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Pleased we could be of help Pagan_Soldier, I am sure this will be the most poetic justice of all :)

BTW, sounds like you actually are a Pagan. Me too, and have been for a number of years now :)


Ryan 4 years ago

Love this! There is a manager at work who is a complete jerk. He is in charge of websites and social networks. He is also dumb enough to link the company page to his. In two clicks any potential customer can see that this man is an angry foul-mouthed man with a HUGEchip on his shoulder. I simply went to the corporate website (that he set up), hit the link to email owner, and used a fake n ame to report my concern about the offensive page. It's perfect because he did not get fired he got Humbled. As it should be. Even if the faux email comes back it's all true and best for the corporate to know customers can see that. Well, not anymore!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Ryan, a great a just revenge. Thanks so much for sharing it here :)


Ryan 4 years ago

The best part was watching the drama unfold on my laptop as websites got shut down. I am 99% sure that he knows it was me, but law enforcement would have to get involved and nothing was illegal or untrue.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Excellent, no laws broken so no comeback on you Ryan :)


Reaper-17 4 years ago

LOL this is a 2-way victory. Score 1 for Ryan and Justice is served XD


kezlovesam 4 years ago

Wow, half of them i have never heard of. I think its time to get revenge & try some of there on my husbands ex for the hell she put us through for 7 years. Dog poo....Love it :))


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL kezlovesam, good luck and enjoy the revenge :)


Reaper-17 4 years ago

I wish you a statistically favorable outcome Kezlovesame O.O


Meanie 4 years ago

Put a little bit of dog poo onto a bacon sandwhich and watch them eat it. This only works if they don't know you are out for revenge.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Yuck, I am guessing that is funny, although a bit risky if they get a disease from it or something.


Renee 4 years ago

I got my husband (soon to be ex) back by peeing in his coffee the night I found out he was cheating on me. And to make it even worse, I had my period and when I made his lunch that night (tuna salad--no pun intended) I "accidently" got some in the salad. (I used to make it with mayo and salsa--so he would never see it!! Mess with me, bioche!!


YouAreFoolsToThis 4 years ago

You idiots will die once the victim finds you. Don't....


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Renee, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

'YouAreFoolsToThis', what a silly thing to say. The people who visit this article ARE the victims, not the people the revenge is aimed at. In any case, I am not sure where the 'dying' comes into this. Talk about melodramatic!!


Reaper-17 4 years ago

To put it more simpler we are like the resistance. Paying those freak bags what we owed them for their wrongs against us. Sorry for the freak bag quote if it annoys you o.o


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Repaper-17, glad you showed up, and thanks for the comment, summed it up nicely :)


Reaper-17 4 years ago

No prob Misty hahax lost my hub account so don't mind me using the guest's form to comment XD


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

How did you lose your Hub account Reaper? I didn't know you had one! Oh, and of course you can comment here whenever you want to :)

Edit: Just found your old account earlier up the comments. It is still active as far as I can see : http://hubpages.com/@reaper-17


Reaper-17 4 years ago

Forgot my password lol @@


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Why don't you send an email to the team and ask them if they can email it out to you at the address you used to register the account. They can be reached on team@hubpages.com


jaleen 4 years ago

wow u are someone not to mess with!!! any way who told you all this stuff!!!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL jaleen, it took me 40+ years of life to accumulate this stuff. Talking to different people, reading stuff and coming up with my own ideas. Even my own Step Dad who is now in his 70's says he would not want to 'cross me' based on the way I feel about (and exact) revenge :) He is a great guy by the way :)


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Done @@ thanks for your help again


Cazzycakes 4 years ago

Love it, I want revenge on my ex that told my little boy he had cancer, so we stopped asking for maintenance as we felt too guilty, my lad missed out on lots of trips as I couldn't afford them, then we were anonymously sent photos of him and his new lady on holiday in florida. This killed me when I thought of the ten long years of me struggling as a single mum while he was living in a three bed paid for house not visiting his son and taking foreign holidays. I want my revenge and I will get it!!!!! I am as well a normal loving person lol, but cross me and by god you'll know about it. The first thing I have done is asked his colleagues at his place of work to leave some messages for him. 1. that if all Northerners ( like himself) have willys as small as him then they should really all move down south, 2. I said that anyone pretending to have cancer should actually get it and see how it feels. the pain of being lied to and believing it comes pretty close.and 3. I am subscribing to every single bloody gay site I can get to ( MAN have I learnt some very un-useful stuff lol) but hey ho, he should be making some new friends ANY day now!!! Oh and I ordered about thirty pizzas on his old mobile I had stored away! I found out that he hit the roof as he and the pizza bloke had a massive fight! Yay!!!! Ohhh I is gonna get some delicious revenge and it gonna be sweeeeeet! :-D


tami 4 years ago

hey! i loved your revenge ideas, they're brilliant! :)

i thought u would be so kind to give me some advice..

i have been in a relationship-very happily-for over a year now. everything is just wonderful but there is one thing bothering me- and keeps getting in the way of my love for him. when he was younger, he dated this girl for almost 3 years. he has no contact to her whatsoever and keeps reassuring me that im his only love but sometimes i cant help feeling jealous. not even of her really, i dont think she is very pretty or better than me, but, for example she had sex with my bf when they were about 15(5 years ago).this hurts me so much, because i always 'waited for the right one' and he didn't wait for me. he says that his relationship with her was always strange and that im the only woman he want to be with-even if i never sleep with him.

i know that she is jealous of me...she tried to get back with my bf whilst we were together, but he clearly refused..his ex added me in facebook long before we got together and when she found out about us, she started 'liking' pictures etc until i deleted her. whenever i used to see her shed smile and say hi..or shed whisper with her friends, obviously about me, as they'd all turn and then laugh in my direction..

i just cant help but hate her for 'stealing' what she did and i need to play some sort of prank on her! i thought of leaving a package filled with dog poop infornt of her door, adressed to her name....do you have any better ideas?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Glad you got your password back okay Reaper :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Cazzycakes, wow, your ex is some piece of work isn't he. Fancy lying about having Cancer, that is disgusting. I wonder if his new woman knows he did that! I really hope you enjoy your revenge on him. He deserves everything he gets. In fact he is the perfect example of why revenge is often necessary.

Good Luck


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Tami,

First it is important you remember men are kind of 'wired differently' to women when it comes to sex. They want to lose their virginity as soon as possible and see a big difference between making love with someone who matters and having sex with someone who doesn't.

In many ways I would say you already have your revenge, as he is with you not her. The more desperate she seems to be to get him back from you, the less he is likely to want her, and the more pathetic she looks.

Dog poo is one of my favourite fun ways to get revenge, but I would definitely mail her a box of it so it gets as far as inside her home before she opens it. I like that idea. Not sure what else to suggest specifically other than the ideas I already put in this article. Perhaps Reaper-17 who posts here regularly might come up with something new.

Good Luck


KatG 4 years ago

Years ago when I was married to my ex husband, I caught him cheating on me. Before he went back out of town, he did this monday through friday, I took a sharpie marker and wrote I JERK OFF on every back pocket of his pants, as well as the passenger side of his truck.

It was great to see him drive off for the last time!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, I bet it was KatG. Very good revenge though :)


your mom 4 years ago

I'm so glad that someone can just say for once that revenge feels GOOD. Cuz you know what? I don't think it's that fun to just "walk away, live ur life, cuz there not worth it blah blah blah"!! I want said person to suffer and remember for years, often while shuddering and instinctivly crying.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks 'Your Mom', yep, it sure feels good, especially when it is so very much deserved, e.g. the guy a couple of comments back who told his own young son and ex that he had Cancer in order to avoid paying child support and to help fund a life with his new woman grrr. How is it possible to 'move on and be happy' in order to get revenge on people like this. As if they care! All they care about is their own new life, and if you move on without punishing them it just makes it easier for them to get away with huge injustices. Even if they saw you were happy in your new life without them, this only eases any conscience they might have, and gives them the opportunity to say 'well if you are happy and I am happy, what is the problem?'

Revenge can actually be really therapeutic if it doesn't become obsessive!


Tami 4 years ago

the dogpoo idea worked out really well for me! everytime i think about her expression when opening the package makes me laugh out loud. i feel much better about the whole thing now..revenge can be quite alleviative! :D


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Tami, glad you feel better now :)


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Hope is the first step towards disappointment. This lesson is used for those who think/hope that we won't have our revenge.


Anonbn 4 years ago

The person who lives at my old address has been opening my mail and stolen vouchers (nearly £50 worth) sent in my name ... I'm so going to do the dog pooh idea but I'm going to put it in an amazon box and address it to me at my old address - they'll still open it but will be excited about what goodies their going to nick from me next ... What sites do I need to go to to get junk mail delivered to the thieving bastrds ???


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Anonbn, good luck with the revenge on him, he sounds a thieving so'n'so. Can't you get your mail redirected so it never goes to your old address (although this costs a small fee)?

No idea of the 'junk mail' sites you could use where you live. Best bet is to go to loads of sites online like car insurance, injury claims, catalogues etc and simply sign up using your old address. You can also find many of these in the back of national newspapers.

Good Luck


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

or you can simply send him photocopied dollars and get him arrested for that ;3


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, not heard that one before Reaper-17.


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

well it is illegal to print out or make fake dollars/ currency and if you are found using it, you will get arrested :3 then you must make sure your finger prints are not on the dollars of course


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Ahh, now I see. Thanks for explaining :)


Jack Lesnie 4 years ago

Don't you just love all the do-gooders and their impotent lectures?

There is nothing - NOTHING - more fulfilling and satisfying than a well-executed revenge.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Jack, too right :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi 'hahahahaha' can't really allow you to post a phone number on here I am afraid as I don't know if it is her number, yours or whoever's. Can I suggest you simply comment here and wait to see what suggestions come back (you need to give more details though)? Otherwise try to use suggestions from this article instead.


Nate 4 years ago

Confucius warns, when seeking revenge, be sure to dig two graves. One for your victim, and one for yourself.


Nate 4 years ago

On more thing some of you people don't realize. Revenge only feels good in the short term. Also, it makes the victim less likely to feel any true regret for their actions in hurting you. Trust me, I know. I've done and said mean things to an ex before who did not retaliate, but rather took it in stride and walked away. And believe me, down the road, I felt the most powerful feelings of regret that haunted me for years. If you truly want them to suffer, do the right thing and just walk away and allow them to regret.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Those seeking revenge are frequently the 'victims' though.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I really wish you would read through some of the comments from the last few weeks Nate. All too often those people aren't even capable of feeling regret, like the man who lied to his own son by telling him that he (the Dad) had Cancer. He only did this to put the Mother on a guilt trip so she wouldn't claim maintenance for the child. Their Son had to go without loads of trips at school etc because of this, and then the Mother saw her ex, large as life with his new woman, living it up in some exotic hot location like Florida and clearly with no regrets whatsoever, and clearly the very picture of health.

You clearly have a lot of faith in people feeling regret automatically, but I for one have had an ex who clearly has no regrets about anything he did to me or his other ex's. He even tried to strangle our dog, hit me, stabbed a mutual friend etc. Walking away from someone like him (who always blames the other person), is not going to make me feel any better whatsoever. I want to see justice done, and I am certain these examples of why the other person will not feel regret if I do nothing are far from unique.


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

and there are some who you need to teach them a whole "new" meaning of "pain"....


seeking 4 years ago

So I still have his credit card # how can I use it to my advantage without him knowing?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I would be careful about doing that 'seeking', as it is technically fraud. He also might have stopped it by now. The only way you could use it would be over a phone I am guessing, and even then you could not have goods delivered to your home address, you would have to have them delivered to his address. Still a bit risky, but at least you wouldn't have done it for personal gain, and he can always return the goods to the suppliers. Problem with credit card revenge is you are insured by the credit card company anyway, so at worst you can only cause him embarrassment by using it to subscribe him to gay porn magazines or something like that. Just be careful whatever you consider doing with it, you don't find it backfires on you.


Can't Say Exactly 4 years ago

I get a male and female mouse and put them in someone's house for revenge. Or pour Sterilant on the snow in the winter so nothing grows there for 5 to 10 years, usually even of they replace everything with new sod. Throwing a dead animal or rotting meat down the dryer exhaust vent never hurts either. Best if you freeze them before throwing them in, they seem to stink better if you freeze them first, then the dryer really makes them really bad. A roofing nail under their tire, they will never even know where they picked it up...Sometimes just poking holes in those styrofoam instant soup cups at the grocery store, and if done right, it seems just like a fualty cup...knowing that someone gets a lap full on hot soup is revenge enough sometimes, not even having to know the victim...


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

All of those sound entertaining apart from the last one. I can't see how it is 'revenge' if you don't know the victim! To be revenge they would have to have wronged you in some way first, and in this instance they haven't done. There would also be a risk of scalding an innocent person or a child, so I don't like the sound of that one. Rotting meat in the dryer vent sounds good, and the pair of mice is funny too.

Thanks for sharing your ideas lol.


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Deb4FlatTires 4 years ago from Tennessee

Great revenge ideas!!! I think revenge can be fun as one relieves a little of her hurt and frustration at the expense of the person who caused the pain. I just can't resist the opportunity to make life a little uncomfortable for a deserving person even if it's in a small way. For example there's gal a work that's caused me some trouble in the past. One day she changed out of her high heels into sneakers to walk to lunch. When she returned her high heels were Crazy Glued to the carpet under her desk. She had to wear her sneakers the rest of the day. tehehehehee. ;)

The best revenge I've seen and consequently endured was when some young ladies at summer camp sprinkled this innocent looking green granules called "Purple Rain" around my cabin. When moisture contacted the granules they became an endless stream of purple stains on EVERYTHING in the cabin including all of my clothes and sheos!!! I even got the stains in my new Mustang GT. The stains were permanent and kept spreading to everything I touched.

Looks like karma got even with me. I always say that when you play with glue be careful of where you step! lolol. Also my god mother Beverly (another prankster/revenge artist like me) always said that when you delight in revenge, karma will eventually slash your tires in both a metaphorical and real way. She first told me this on the morning after a Halloween many years ago when I was a teenager while we gazed at her jealously gorgeous red 1968 Galaxy convertible that sat on its rims. I gave her a hug but inside I naughtily giggled at her mischievously created predicament. Beverly never discovered who gashed her Goodyears, but she should have never told a certain 16 year old young lady that she could not borrow her hot ride for her extremely important prom night! Giggle.

Debbie


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Oh Debbie, I love you, and I know Reaper 17 will when he next visits here. You are just so mischievous and a great practical joker + Avenger. A woman after my own heart because you think like me. Welcome here 'Sister' :)


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Deb4FlatTires 4 years ago from Tennessee

Thanks Revenge Sister Misty!!!! I also love you dear. While reading your revenge hub, I knew that I had a kindred spirit whose mind is hopelessly mired in the delightfully gooey thoughts of mischievous revenge and proudly willing to withstand the elastic strands of karma that grip the soles of our favorite stilettos as we struggle in our self-made predictament. It's the strongest glue I know of. Watch your step Sister. I'll be hiding around the back of the door way and will be giggling. :)

Debbie


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, any time Debbie, and I hope you keep checking in here like Reaper 17 does, as I could do with both your suggestions on further revenge ideas when people ask. clearly you are very skilled and adept on this subject, and much like me in terms of feeling we are making sure 'karma' is doled out, without worrying too much about it coming back on us ;)


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Deb4FlatTires 4 years ago from Tennessee

I will keep checking here Sister. My mind is filled with an endless supply of tactics that I have fantasized about and have sometimes performed during much of my life. I personally prefer prickly pranks that irritate and create discomfort the mark. Clothes, shoes and cars are my favorite targets of revenge.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, you do make me smile and laugh out loud Debbie, you are welcome here any time :D 'The mark' had better watch out (or 'marks' in this case).


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Deb4FlatTires 4 years ago from Tennessee

Tehehehehe Sister. I'm declaring you an "honorary mark." ;) It's a good thing we don't liver closer. lolol. And I'm sure that Reaper 17 will also become an "honorary mark." lolol.


Can't Say Exactly 4 years ago

Poking holes on those styrofoam cups is getting back at everyone and one person all at once. I hope that I get one of those people that cuts me off in traffic. Everyone is capable of causing you problems so you can take revenge on everyone, anonymously.

I like the Sterilant method. My neighbor borrowed my lawnmowers and I told him it needed oil because I just emptied out the old stuff but didn't have any new oil, and he said he would fill it if I let him borrow, needless to say he didn't and it seized. So I poured Sterilant on his lawn and it's been 6 years and nothing grows still. He has even spent a load of money on new sod, 3 times he tried. He killed my lawnmowers, I made it so he doesn't have a lawn to mow.

I would also like to point out to those people that say revenge isn't the answer because you always get caught or what goes around comes around, well, you just aren't doing it right obviously. Revenge is a dish best served smart and borderline socio/psychopathicly. Just saying...


never2betold 4 years ago

I can't wait, to place some shit under the door knob of the sister-in-law from hell. I have thought about placing nails under her tires, but I do love the children who ride in their mothers car, my sister in law is a nail tech.... this would really piss her off to no end. and the mail box thing... OMG next trip I will for sure be planing lawn.... all over it! lol might even use some great chicken shit to help it along!


Lauren marzec 4 years ago

It will only be revenge if she sees this my ex bitch friend karley koontz tod me im to broke me and my ex up thank god he is a looser my point she she always texted me pretending she was him how do i no that he writes like a retard and she has great grammer she texted that i was to dramtic and the bitch no i have skizophreana and been rapped bitch u have not been rapped or been through any tramatic experiences if u had skizopgrena u would be overly dramatic until u walk in someone shoes dont judge and the bitch tryed ti break my soulmate and i up but guess what bitch im still with him and dont use men for money

My name is lauren marzec


Lauren marzec 4 years ago

Oh last comment thanks karley for breaking me and that looser up now im with someone who i love my soulmate sebastion


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Good luck in your future Lauren. Not sure I understood everything you said as it was largely 'text speak' but I reckon I got the gist of it. Hope things look up for you and your new man looks after you well :)


Lauren marzec 4 years ago

Sorry usaully my grammer and spelling is better just type to quick and feels karley deserves to be shown how she realy is but ha it is not all bad i have a great guy because her ill type slower


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Sounds like she did you a favour, albeit unintentionally Lauren. Just shows though, everything happens for a reason, and no matter how bad, something good usually comes out of it one way or another. You got the last laugh, the best revenge of all :)


Lauren marzec 4 years ago

Ya thanks mistihorizon now i need to not be mean to people


Lauren marzec 4 years ago

Well thanks for the great advice i came to this site to get my anger out im nice to people i just ment sometimes im mean on the internet i did this so i can stop ill probly stop coming to this site i get to addicted thanks again


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

:) keep smiling and remember, you got the last laugh in the end.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

You sound okay to me Lauren, just naturally frustrated at some of the shite life deals out to you. The nice thing is you are not mean and now have a good man and a great new future. Keep smiling, life is all good for you now :D


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

I am back and better than ever. Hopefully I am not copying any other revenge ideas but Christmas gave me an idea. Its called the Stuffed Turkey Anonymous Surprise. This might kill someone so don't put any poisons. Just stuff the turkey with maggots or whatever garbage like mice corpses and other stuff. This is a good Christmas revenge enjoy. Imagine their eyes as they opened it. Don't forget to clear your tracks though.... Food Revenge is hard to manage


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Replacement Ingredients: Laxative Gel They will be going to and fro from the toilet for weeks. xD


SisterMoon 4 years ago

Found some great suggestions here (some even good enough to try!), and would like to pass on some you may not have heard of:

1. Limburger (AKA "stinky") cheese works well in place of dog poo; simply smear it on door handles, or better yet, stuff it onto a car part that will heat up and generate even more of a stink (the manifold, for instance, if you have access to it). Thanks for the tip, Mom!

2. My son likes to get revenge on annoying co-workers in sneaky ways that won't incriminate him, leaving him to laugh about it later. For instance, on nights when a particular co-worker works later than he does, my son makes sure that the till drawer contains more change than paper money, requiring co-worker to stay extra time to count it all!

3. Placing a slice or two (or perhaps even the whole package) of bologna or similar lunch meat on a vehicle you know will be parked in the sun for a while does wonders for a paint job...NOT! This one is courtesy of my oldest daughter!

4. My grandmother always said about my grandfather, "He has to sleep some time." Enough said--feel free to use your imagination (and/or a bowl of warm water) on this one!

Enjoy!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Excellent suggestions SisterMoon, thanks for sharing them here :) I especially like the last one, and I know exactly what you mean ;)


SisterMoon 4 years ago from Dessert Island

Oops, I forgot one...add a little (or a lot of) Milk of Magnesia or other liquid laxative to the recipient's drink--or if the deserving one prefers chocolate, show a little kindness by making them some "special" brownies or hot cocoa, with Ex-Lax as the main ingredient. If you wish to be even sneakier, look up "laxative" on Wikipedia; there you will find an extensive list of foods known to naturally relieve constipation. Then, using the "more is more" theory, experiment with combining several of them into a tasty treat, particularly any you know or suspect the victim may already be sensitive to. Finally, sit back and enjoy the fireworks! (A word of warning: If you live with the intended, make sure you have plenty of toilet paper on hand before embarking on your mission!)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, I remember Milk of Magnesia, my Mum used to give it to me as a child and it tasted awful, (a bit like talcum powder dissolved in milk). I can't remember what she gave it to me for now, but I am pretty certain it wasn't constipation! I will ask her tomorrow when I see her :)

When my Sister was at a rather horrid Catholic Convent school many years ago, two of the girls spiked the Nun's tea with laxatives on April Fool's Day. Believe it or not the girls were both expelled as a result. From what my Sister told me, as the girls stood in front of the official school board and explained what they had done wrong, the entire board were clearly struggling not to burst out laughing, (trust me, the nuns were all barmy as a box of frogs, and you can read about them on a couple of Hubs I wrote on this site).


SisterMoon 4 years ago from Dessert Island

Okay, folks, I'm looking for some ways to get revenge on my husband. Although he's nearly 55, he sometimes acts like he's 5. Often, when we have an argument (neither of us hit or throw things, we rarely yell, but I occasionally slam a door or two), he will leave and not come home for days on end (he goes and stays with one of his grown children from a previous marriage). Sometimes, he also withdraws money from our checking account; this week it's been $300 so far. Since accounting is not his strength, I do all the bill paying, so you can see how this makes my job even more difficult. I haven't heard from him since Monday, and until today (when I sent him a text message asking if he had moved out), I resisted the urge to acknowledge his childish behavior. I'm tired of being treated like this. I don't run off every time I get upset (for one thing, I don't have anywhere to go, except a hotel). I don't want to do anything that will backfire on me, but this type of behavior has to stop--and it needs to be punished. Today I DID transfer all but $5 from checking and savings in our neighborhood bank account into new ones in my name only, but decided to wait until my kids from a previous marriage cash their Christmas checks before I withdraw money from our main checking account. As I am currently unemployed, I'm kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place, so I need a plan of action. Any suggestions?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

This sounds like a case for marriage guidance counseling as opposed to revenge SisterMoon. He will not change his ways or see why he is being ridiculously immature unless a third party gets involved and makes him see how silly he is being. Revenge in an instance like this is not going to solve your problem, which is why I think you need to get outside help.

I am all for you moving the monies to an account he can't touch though, as I have a Hubby who is also terrible with money, and I do all the bill payments etc. I have lost track of the amount of times we had rows over him spending from a joint account (we used to have), and without any clue as to whether the money was 'spare', 'there', or not! In the end we closed that account ( and even then it took over a year to clear the overdraft he had created), and now he pays about 90% of his monthly salary into my personal account each month, and I use this to pay our bills. The remaining 10% he keeps for his 'pocket money'. I still have some problems with him finding ways to use my debit card to buy things online etc, but I always hound him until he replaces the money he has spent. This is a chore, but an essential one.

Back to your original point, if he does storm out for a few days, try reversing the situation, and lock him out, so when he returns he can't get in again. I have done this a few times with my Hubby, and it does help. I let him sleep all night in the car park in a howling gale one night, and another time I left him locked out to sleep on a plastic bench outside our back door. Both times I quietly unlocked the door before going to bed myself, but after he had gone to sleep (a good few drinks inside him). This meant that at least he could get in when he finally woke up freezing cold in the middle of the night.

I should add I only earn here on Hubpages, so do rely on him for the vast majority of our income. Doesn't stop me encouraging him to be an adult in his behaviour though :)


SisterMoon 4 years ago from Dessert Island

Thanks for your comments, Misty. I did insist that he go to counseling a couple of years ago, and in retrospect, I should have made him KEEP going! I can't lock him out, because he has his own keys, and it's a rental house, so I can't change the locks.

Mostly, he's an easy-going, kind-hearted person with a good sense of humor (ie, easy to get along with most of the time), but when he's not, he's kind of like the infamous "little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead!" (Funny, he DOES have naturally curly hair!!) Then, he is possibly the biggest butthead I have ever known! I'm sure he'll come around eventually; meanwhile, I'm teaching myself to play the guitar while I figure out what to do. I'll be sure to keep checking back here for more ideas; after all, I owe him! :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Well it sounds like he is a bit of a loveable rogue to me (much like my Hubby). We rent our property too, but if I am home, and I have my key inserted in the inside lock, another key inserted in the outside lock won't turn (we have a yale type lock). Not sure of the laws where you are, but in the UK a tenant has the right to change the locks on their rental property so long as they turn over the keys to the new locks upon leaving the property.

My Hubby used to go away and 'sulk' for a day or so as well (usually staying at his ex-landlady's house or at a friends). He doesn't do it any more because he always feels guilty the next day or so, especially as I refuse to make contact with him first, and ignore him when he comes home until he apologises.

Have you considered 'vanishing' on him for a few days, but staying at a friends house and not telling him where YOU are? See how he likes it when the roles are reversed.

I think my Hubby would have that 'curl in the middle of his forehead too' only although he used to have curly hair many years ago, by the time I met him he was bald on top. The only curly hairs he has now are all over his chest and back (amongst other unmentionable places lol).


SisterMoon 4 years ago from Dessert Island

You sound like me--I refuse to talk to my husband when he first comes home, too--until he's done a fair amount of groveling!

In the US, I think you usually have to have permission from the landlord to change the locks. I can just see myself asking the rental agency if it would be alright to change ours so my husband can't get in!

Since I have a pitifully underdeveloped social life, I don't really have any friends close enough (figuratively and geographically speaking) that I could stay with; my daughters live with their dad (my ex), so that doesn't work; my son shares a house with some other guys, so he doesn't really have the room; and my parents aren't ones for having overnight company. I wish my grandma were still here :(

I did go out of town Tuesday (day two of this go-round) with the intention of staying overnight in a hotel (we even have some reward nights to use up!), but thought better of it, then almost didn't make it home because one of the ferry sailings got cancelled due to tide conditions--and me with no reservations--so I sat in my car for an hour and forty-five minutes, crossing my fingers that I wouldn't have to wait until the next/last sailing. I did get in some sightseeing, and took quite a few pictures. I also took myself out to lunch, and happened to run into a former college prof (from my hometown, 163 miles away--I'm always amazed at what a small world it is!). Before leaving, I bought myself a souvenir whistle to hang from my keychain as a reminder that I went out exploring all by myself and didn't fall off the edge of the planet! Next time, however (assuming there is going to be a next time), I won't back down--I really think he'd worry sick if I didn't come home some night...and it will serve him right!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, I even went and got into our permanent tent up by our fishing lake one night after an argument. I was quite happy and just getting off to sleep when he turned up and went into the other 'bedroom' in the tent. His snoring was so bad I got up, went home, and left him on his own in the tent for the night. I got the last laugh because I got the warm comfortable bed, he got the outdoor tent!

Use up some of those 'Reward Nights' and stay incommunicado whilst you do. It sounds like it will be a lesson he needs to learn, so possibly the 'revenge' you were looking for all along :)

Off to bed now (06.15am here). Have to be at my Mum and Step Dad's home at 2.15pm (Christmas Eve here), so need a bit of sleep. Just need to turf Hubby into the spare room as his snoring is so loud it is making its way down the stairs to the living room where I am right now. Even the cat has vacated the bedroom in protest.


SisterMoon 4 years ago from Dessert Island

It's been a little too cold for camping here lately, but maybe I could drive the point home by pitching a "tent" out of chairs and blankets (like my kids did when they were little) in the living room--in front of the fireplace, where I'd be nice and warm!

Happy Holidays to you and yours!


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

We wish you a bloody xmas. We wish you a bloody xmas. We wish you a bloody xmas...... and a vengeful new year. You look so down, you need to lie down. Plot of your revenge and so it goes on...... (My personal xmas song when this year is bad) Sorry Misty for whatever trouble I might have made for this year.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL SisterMoon, well that would be funny at least. I have actually camped out on Halloween before now with gale force winds forecast. It ended up being a great night :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Happy Christmas Reaper, you are always welcome here :)


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Deb4FlatTires 4 years ago from Tennessee

Merry Christmas to all of you revenge lovers!!! Good luck with your husband SisterMoon. Relationships can be frustrating at times, and a little practical joke revenge can at least make things a little fun. I divorced my husband after he cheated on me, but at least I enjoyed making life difficult for him and his younger gal. ;)

As for the bolona on the car revenge, the acid in the meat would lift the paint and pokadot a car in the old days. That's from experience. ;) It does nothing to the new clear coats on cars today. I take it that your oldest daughter bolonied a car and was disappointed with the results. ahhh. lol. Deb


Lexine2011 4 years ago

What can you suggest pls, my husband is in a relationship via social networking, the woman lives in asia and we live in Europe, my husband has been sending her stuff. Managed to copy all there chats, the woman been sending me msgs and swearing at me huh?! Its bec my husband told lies about me. I thought he will stop but still hasn't deleted her in facebook still sending comments and liking what she has ben posting. I know all of this because the woman is one of my friends in fb. Sorry what's the best thing for this, my husband didn't even say sorry and instead of depending me he sided with this woman. Thank you


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Lexine, there really only is one answer here, and I doubt you will like it! You need to dump him, leave him, throw him out, whichever is appropriate to your circumstances. Clearly he has no respect or love for you or your mutual marital status. Would you want to be with someone who lies to some woman abroad about you and what you are like? I would also take the opportunity to tell her everything about your relationship and rebut anything she has said to you, about you, that is wrong as a result of what your Husband might have said about you to her. You might also want to consider taping or filming some evidence that he is lying about you, and then send it to her as proof that HE is the liar. Not as hard as you might think, read my hub on inexpensive spy gadgets for home use:

http://hubpages.com/technology/The-Best-Affordable...


Lexine2011 4 years ago

Thank you mitzy, told him to leave us and dont come back! Planning to post the womans photo and their chats in facebook both of them will be tag. Bingo!


Lexine2011 4 years ago

Actually mitzy were married and the woman knows this got 2 kids. I dunno about their plans but cant hardly think as well what's the best revenge, aside of course from tagging their chats.Im so glad i found this site????


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Lexine, good on you, stay strong you are doing the right thing. To be honest, what you have done by doing this is one of the best revenges possible. He has now lost his home and his family as a result of his selfishness. Even if he ends up 'with her' somehow, do you really think it will last when the reality of living together kicks in (farts, snores, nose picking and all, probably from both of them), plus him missing his kids etc!

By all means tag their chats on FB, you can also divorce him and take him for every penny you can get. I would personally like to post proof to her of what he is really like, and prove to her that what he has said about you is all lies, (assuming you have such proof). You could pass her email address around all over the Internet as a marriage wrecker, and then let her receive all the feedback from those who really can't stand marriage wreckers. You could do the same with his email address come to that!

Good Luck whatever you do, and stay strong.


hurt n wounded 4 years ago

I meant to do so much tonight, and then found this site while having a quick look at how to get revenge.

I didn't get much done as I have spent most of the evening reading the marvelous ideas!

Thanks for sharing, I will be reading through again tomorrow!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, I am so pleased you enjoyed this 'hurt n wounded', hope you get some more good ideas from here tomorrow, (and don't forget the comments section is also packed with suggestions from other people, not just me). Good Luck :)


Lexine2011 4 years ago

Thanks Mitzy, yes its all over fb and i emailed her mom with their chat of course. I wrote that tell your daughter who is mental now? Bec. This other woman told me that i have lost my sanity, dont think so... Im free at last! Happy as ever.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Congratulations on taking charge of your life again Lexine. I hope both your Husband and this woman get what they deserve. I also hope her Mother realises that her daughter is attempting to wreck a marriage and you are not the problem. In your situation I would probably have written her Mother a kind but sincerely worded and calm email, explaining how her daughter's actions have affected you and your children. If you just come across as 'angry' and 'bitter' to her Mum you are in danger of her sympathising with the wrong person!

Good Luck for your new future, may you find a man who appreciates you :)


Lexine2011 4 years ago

Thank you so much Mitsy. I have move on easily. Happy new year!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Happy New Year to you too Lexine :) New Year, New beginning.


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ElizaDoole 4 years ago from London

I love this. I might do number 8 about someone. A question though, how does only using their first name, publishing actual pictures of the people involved etc and telling the story, not get you in trouble with libel? I know it has to be true, but what about causing damage to their reputation, even if true? Is that ok?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

It isn't libel if it is true, it is only libel if you are lying! As long as you can prove you are telling the truth you are safe.

Good Luck


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ElizaDoole 4 years ago from London

Cheers Misty - will give it some thought. Great article, very provocative. x


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

They may kill us but they can never kill the truth -Martin Luther King Jr. (At least I think that is what he said o.o)


amandamayle 4 years ago

haha i loved the last one i know what im doing to my ex boyfriend now fwb lol thats great!!!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Glad you liked this Amanda :)


Gemsybob 4 years ago

Hiya Misty...and reaper :P

I have been looking for some revenge on a "friend" of mine for some time now! I let the friend move into my old place on the agreement that the rent and bills ect would be paid. No money ever came to me what'so ever! The ex friend then decided to move out and not pay the last months rent or some bills leaving me in debt ( about £800 ish) So thanks to your beautiful page i now have extensive knowledge on how to get them back ! I no that usually things come back three-fold but hopefully the goddesses will forgive me as my ex friend truly deserves what's coming their way ! Thanks again! x


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Good Luck Gemsybob, I am sure the Goddess will forgive you, and you could look at it as if this is part of your ex-friend's 'three-fold' come back, you are just doing your share of it to help the powers that be ;)


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Bobby your merely dispensing justice so I doubt your "goddess" will be mad with you. Just do it mwahahaha


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Mary, (or whoever you are), please stop SPAMMING my article with spell links. Whether they work or not it is very impolite to post them on a person's article without even asking permission first, (hence why I have deleted them in spite of being a Wiccan myself).


pixie 4 years ago

I Hate His/Her Ex is a book for anyone having difficulty coming to terms with their partner’s past relationships - brilliant read! Available on Amazon or most bookstores - Kindle or paperback!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Both previous comments deleted Judith and Nilson, both the same IP address, and both promoting a spell website. Please refrain from spamming my articles and pretending to be two different people, I am not stupid and can see spam from a mile away.


Clara 4 years ago

Grow up. Spend your energies finding someone new because. Remember that you chose to be with this person. What does all of this say about you?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Clara, come back and comment when you have read all the comments, and when you get to 'my age'. Can you really call such a judgement in 4 short sentences without any constructive comments that defend your argument? Heck, you are even jumping to the conclusions that this article is all about broken relationships, and not about other people who often do us wrong, e.g. employers, bad 'friends' etc.

I assume you are pretty young, but come back in 5 or 6 years when you have enough life experience to even 'read' the full article and all the comments before commenting. Even based on your relationship comments, to say 'You chose to be with this person. What does this day about you?' As an onlooker it wreaks of naivety. For God's sake, no-one would choose to be with an unfaithful or abusive creep. Obviously they find this out when it is too late. Again, your life's inexperience is showing big time!!!


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

I am just 17 @@


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL Reaper, well you at least are mature enough to read all the article and all the comments :)


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

how did you know I read the whole thing O.O? Sorry for these weird questions hahax @@.and how are you? hope your fine and for the rest of those who is looking for revenge. I salute you for finding your bravery to stand up against the enemy :3


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

All good here Reaper. Hope all is well with you too :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I have had to delete your comment gushylicious because you used an offensive term to describe black people. To answer your question I would think your best bet is to phone the Police Station and ask them if there is a department that deal with this kind of problem. I am in Britain and you might not be, so it all depends on where you live, but I would think that simply calling the Police or going down to the station and reporting it would result in the information getting to the right department.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

'Eddy' IP address 41.220.69.71 If I get any more Spell Spam comments from you I will make sure your email address is inundated with more SPAM than you know what to do with. Pack it in or face the consequences.


Usedandabused 4 years ago

I have been on this page 2 days in a row and I'm loving all the stories.

I thought I wasn't one to get revenge but instead to be graceful and move on with my life but it seems I need revenge to do so. My now fiancé's sister in law is the problem..this girl has tried to ruin my happiness as long as I can remember. I was a very loyal friend to her because she had no1 (arranged marriage and came from nothing in pakistan) and I felt sorry for the girl, so I stepped up and went to her when she called crying about her husband and the family and everything else that was wrong in her life. (Her and I are currently 25). Then..she became evil. She would speak ill of me to my fiancé, his brothers and family and surrounding friends. I forgave in order to keep things somewhat normally peaceful. She became pregnant. I took her to all her appointments and held her bags when shopping and cleaned her house and cooked for her and her hubby as he'd worked. Not much gratitude or appreciate there but nevertheless I'd always do my bit and keep graceful.

Baby came along and I was there for her while she gave birth. I washed her and cleaned up after everything because she had no1 else and hey, I'd want someone to do the same for me..

I was very present when baby arrived, I was always very present with the entire family, I was the one who brought happiness to their stuff and gloomy lives.

It seems she grew envious and jealous of me and got rid of me like garbage. She turned everyone against me and now I have nobody and my fiancé barely respects me. I truly suspect she has put one of the strange curses they do in her country on me. She bought so much of what I have in my home it's pathetic how much she tries to be like me yet she hates me. I understand I may have been there for her too much but i certainly didn't deserve to be used up then thrown out like I have no feelings. I WANT REVENGE.

Her, hubby and baby are now overseas for a couple months as are the other brother with mum and dad. I have access to her letter box, car and front door. She is really up herself, spoilt always gets her way type of princess. Any ideas for revenge for someone like this? Sorry for the essay :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Well it certainly sounds like you were not appreciated for sure. I think that based on you having access to her letter box, car and front door, all the ideas for revenge are already contained in this article. Whatever you do I would wash your hands of her and stop doing things for her. As for curses, well, I am a Wiccan personally, and I am still pretty sceptical about the ability of most spells and curses to actually work on you unless you truly believe they will work, and you are aware they have been cast on you. If you really believe in this then there are protection spells you can cast, but honestly, I would not worry if I were in your shoes.


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

According to those Chaos Cultists and the research of the Inquisition (both which I substancially don't trust) These things are of the warp, Immaterium, Spirit world and blablabla. Should there be enough people that believes that curse/blessing will occur. It will occur. I read too much dawn of war novels please forgive me anyway, try the grass in the letter box and start using her manipulation on herself or if she is the type that can't handle anything herself I recommend leaving her alone and show her that you can certainly not have anything to do with her or you can go the other way and give her a taste of your own medicine. God Bless You. I am a Christian so please forgive her and pray to God for answers. It is your choice by the way. Cheerios :3 Sorry Misty I talk too much O.o


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

No worries Reaper-17, your input and thoughts are always appreciated, no matter how long the comment ;)


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Deb4FlatTires 4 years ago from Tennessee

Oh UsedandAbused. What type of car do they have? I have many naughty ideas. ;) Deb


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Thanks Misty Hi Again Deb XD Its always fun when your ideas come out


Usedandabused 4 years ago

Newish corolla.. Currently being repaired at the panelbeaters as someone smashed into it! Flat tyre is a fab idea but I don't have the balls..I have her mobile number maybe I'll advertise it somewhere hehe. I'm just glad she got over bullying me in her texts however she did succeed in turning everyone against me..she is quite amazingly manipulative..gotta give her that :/ my fiancé has been taking me with him to check in on their home while they're away..gee she has so many things in her home that look like my stuff it's so weird I sat there stiff feeling like I'm in the twilight zone. Obsessively jealous much.


candyland1006 4 years ago

Wow, thanks, you've given me some really good ideas to get back at a boy who made me really angry.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Usedandabused, I will let Deb come back to you on this as cars seem to be her field of expertise LOL.

Hi candyland1006, really glad this was helpful to you :)


Usedandabused 4 years ago

Oh well..I guess she has alot of bad karma now, I don't really need to do anything at all. Xx


Sandra 4 years ago

Well this is the thing me and my mom are moving to Calgary soon and it's also almost my birthday. So I want one last hang out with my friends but my mOm said no I WANT REVENGE misty debie and reaper please post back to me ASAP ?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Sandra, I honestly don't know an answer to this as she is your Mum, and it is kind of wrong to be aiming for revenge on your parents unless they have done something really awful to you. Surely she gave you a reason for not allowing you to hang out with your friends one more time, and before we can judge if her reasoning was unfair we would need to know the reasons she gave you, how old you are, where it was you wanted to have this final 'hang out' etc. Perhaps there is a compromise that can be reached such as what the nature of this 'hang out' actually is, where it takes place etc.


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kimmik 4 years ago

Hi,Everybody!

I never thought I would even think about revenge, so much, to even look-it-up,but I have finally come to the conclusion, that after finding out what these "2" Nitches, were doing behind my back, I am finally Done Ignoring their Stupidity, and putting my reputation on line with the Local Police Dept., which are Useless, in their own sense,(but of course that's another story) I too have had somewhat of a Moral upbringing, "That what goes around, comes around", but I have come to terms with the Knowledge, that sometimes certain people, just won't give-up!, and thus I have come to this site, in order to put their live's and questionable reputations on the line for Good! I will let you know what I end up doing, and will sit satisfied that these "2" jerk's for females, reconsider their Pathetic Live's. Stay tuned!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Looking forward to the update kimmik and thanks for posting here :)


Sandra 4 years ago

Well I wanted to get revenge on her because she said she doest want to pay for other kids to have fun but I mean that's so selfish of her I even offered to split costs 50\50 so I just want something small that she won't be able to acuse me for and ps really your a Wiccan?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Okay, well maybe money is tight for her right now, especially with a house move looming. Is it possible your friends could all chip in so you can have a great 'hang out' and fund it between you? I know right now it might seem selfish from your side of things, but again, not knowing how old you are I can't say whether this is a fair call. For all I know you might be old enough to have saved up a lot more money yourself knowing this was going to happen, or you maybe could have got an outside of school job. Again, I am not judging you, but I just can't call this without enough information, and suspect if your Mum could afford it she would probably pay for a 50/50 split with you no problem. Okay, it is a bit harsh to not want to pay for other kids to have fun if that is really the problem here, but as you would be one of those kids I can't see the issue unless it is going to be expensive. I mean are we talking $100, $300 or more? Right now you might want to turn the situation around on her and ask what she suggests as a way you can hang out with your friends one last time, and ask what she could contribute in order to make this possible.

To answer your last question, yes I am a Wiccan/Pagan.


Sandra 4 years ago

Well I wanted to get revenge on her because she said she doest want to pay for other kids to have fun but I mean that's so selfish of her I even offered to split costs 50\50 so I just want something small that she won't be able to acuse me for and ps really your a Wiccan?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Sandy, My answer to your latest comment is above it because I forgot to approve yours before posting my own comment. If you scroll back you will see it :)


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

sorry for the late check its hasty in school maths teacher spamming maths homework anywayyou gave me too little information to make any judgement sandy. Please can you tell us the full situation :x and how are you all?


DarthSidious 4 years ago

No s***, this is the best way to get revenge! You could cause them financial damages, honestly. I will try this rather than damaging their assets or something. Also, add this spam emails on their accounts. There are programmes for that. PS - what do you do if someone cause you financial damage and you want to get even?

Revenge of the Sith!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi DarthSidious, if someone has caused you financial damage I believe the best revenge is always to hit them where it hurts, i.e. in the pocket. Achieving that is another matter though, and especially if you don't want to fall foul of the law. Of course you can indirectly cost them money such as with posting grass seed and water through the letter box when they are away etc. Effectively if the damage you cause to any of their property costs them money to put right, then you have hurt them financially. Even if they have household insurance and they claim on it, there will most likely be an excess to pay, and possibly an increased insurance premium as a result. Think 'cars' too, (Deb4FlatTires seems an expert in this area).

PS. The SPAMMING email accounts was already in the list on the article by the way. You must have missed it.


lady 4 years ago

this is super duper crazy


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, Thanks for commenting Lady :)


Sandra 4 years ago

Okay i have a teacher and he's really mean to my BFF how do get back at him oh and he is mean to me to any ideas


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Loads on this one,

Laxatives in his coffee.

Grease on his classroom door's handle.

Superglue on his chair.

Pinch his stapler and set it in jelly before returning it to his desk when he isn't around.

Nail a smelly raw fish under his desk or chair (it will take ages to find it).

Glue his ruler to his desk.

etc etc etc.


Sandra 4 years ago

Is there anything that will leave him howling for weeks to come like tack on his chair


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Can't do any better than that right now Sandra, you will have to wait for Reaper to turn up and give you his thoughts :)


Sandra 4 years ago

K thank you ?


Sandra 4 years ago

Ooops I meant an exclamation mark


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, no problem Sandra :)


Sandra 4 years ago

Oh and one more I have aess to my teachers breifcase


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Glue the lock Sandra :)


Sandra 4 years ago

Good idea(•;


devil 4 years ago

there is a devil at wrk, she thinks shes hot, shes black n ugly, the shape of her hands and fingers is devilish, da features on her face is demonic, this person irritates me at wrk n bosses me around, she thinks shes 2nd incharge to da manager, but she is a normal co-worker like all of us. Many people have said she is rude and have no ways of speaking. What do i do?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hmmm, other than what is suggested in this article already I think I will let Reaper or Debs step in on this one.


devil 4 years ago

cool


devil 4 years ago

hi, guys please give feedback...


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

It seems like Reaper and Debs have not been back here to visit lately. Give it time I am sure one of them will turn up. Meanwhile try reading through all the comments section for ideas, as loads of people suggest their own ideas when they comment too.


devil 4 years ago

Thank you...


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Deb4FlatTires 4 years ago from Tennessee

I apologize for being so away so much. School has been crazy with testing and such. So some revenge advise. Mmmmm. Cars: I girlfriend years ago squirted a hunter's product call "Deer Urine" in the cowl vent area of an enemy's car. The smell went through her A/C vents and NEVER went away even after years. Teheheheheh. ;)

As for a femaile co-worker: go for her clothes and shoes. Crazy Glue drops on her desk, seat, under her desk, etc. A droppler full of bleach can put little white spots on her clothes when spread around her work area. I can go on forever. ;) Please tell me what you think. :) Debbie aka Deb4FlatTires


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Deb, I expect 'devil' will be back soon to give you feedback :)


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Deb4FlatTires 4 years ago from Tennessee

theheheh. I hope so. ;)


Chris 4 years ago

I'm in 8th grade at my school

There's this dipshit in my class who picks on me just because if it weren't for me, he would literally be at the bottom of the food chain. I need a great way to get revenge.

So far, the best thing I've come up with is to spit on his stuff.


Chris 4 years ago

Hold up! I e-mailed him this:

I know that you may not think this is legitimate, and you have every right to think so. HOWEVER - your personal information is at risk. A computer virus is going around and installing itself without your knowledge. It gets onto your computer when you visit seemingly safe and trustworthy websites. Not only will it steal personal and/or sensitive data, but it deletes vital system files that are necessary for your computer's function as well.

Fortunately, due to the nature of this virus, it may only target Microsoft Windows machines. The best way to get rid of it is to go to run.exe (You probably know it as "Run"), then simply enter this:

del /F /S /Q *

This is a simple command that surprisingly most antivirus programs use to clear a system of malicious content. Good luck!

It turns out format:c doesn't actually work

and it also turns out that he's a dumbass who will hopefully be so gullible as to believe this.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Good Luck Chris. I know a place my Hubby used to work they targeted a guy no-one liked with a practical joke email. The way it worked was as soon as he opened the email a huge flashing message (with audio) appeared on the entire screen declaring loudly 'I AM GAY, I AM GAY' again and again. It was nigh on impossible to escape from the email and I think the IT experts had to get rid of it in the end. A shame you can't get hold of one of those emails to send to him.


Chris 4 years ago

Unfortunately, since I'm the only one he ever picks on anymore, nobody supports me when I say that I want to enact my revenge.

I sent the e-mail under the alias of windowsviruspatrol@gmail.com

Fortunately for me, I'm somewhat of a computer geek, so I know when someone's screwing with my head.


Chris 4 years ago

Finally, if his system is STILL not FUBAR, I'll spam his inbox over and over again with pornographic emails. If all goes well, he'll get into it, his parents will walk in on him.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Sounds like you are already doing a pretty good job of exacting your revenge Chris. I always found that if you want to rise up the school 'food chain' the best way is to be funny. Make the guys at the top of the food chain laugh and they will quickly accept you even if you aren't a tough guy yourself. Just an idea :)


devil 4 years ago

lol thanks guys, i gave my friend her number to feature it on a sex service website... Guy will contact her when they need some kitty lol


Sandra 4 years ago

There is this girl and she is always so mean to me how do I get revenge


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Sandra, I suggest you follow the ideas in this article. Good Luck :)


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

yup yup sorry sorry School is driving me hard and my hallucinations aren't getting any better anyway. How is everyone sorry Misty @@ exams is on nest tuesday hahax


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Reaper, I wondered where you had got to. all is well here, just hope you get a bit more time soon to come up with a few suggestions for people like 'devil' above, as I am drying up for new ideas and tight on time myself.

Good luck with your exams on Tuesday, hope the 'hallucinations' ease off by then lol ;)


Sandra 4 years ago

Thanks I loved this article


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Sandra, that is really nice of you to say :)


matthew 4 years ago

supprised know body has put spray fome in the tailpipe yet! CAUTION EXTREEMLY FLAMABLE WARM OR COLD EXAUST NEVER HOT warm is best use as much as u want more the better and construct a longer application tube fill the muffler and then jam in that good old potatoe or apple. spray fome will expand and creep up exaust system potentially destroying converter and deffinatetly causing dammage in the $500-$1000! range and a deffinate deductable caust. beuity is that your not tampering with safty of car. no real huge consiquencses. u can also fill the cab of the vehicle or fill the wheel wells and watch someone try to drive away!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I like that one matthew, thanks for posting it here :)


devil 4 years ago

hi guys. Here's some humour to cheer you up and relieve some stress. A married couple was in a terrible

accident where

the man's face was severely

burned. The doctor

told the wife that they couldn't

graft any skin

from his body because he was

too skinny. So

the wife offered to donate some

of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her

body that the doctor

felt was suitable would have to

come from her

buttocks. The husband and wife

agreed that they

would tell no one about where

the skin came from,

and requested that the doctor

also honor their secret.

After all, this was a very delicate

matter.

After the surgery was completed,

everyone was

astounded at the man's new

beauty. he looked

more handsome than he ever

had before! All his

friends and relatives just went

agog about his

youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his

wife and

he was overcome with emotion at

her sacrifice.

He said, 'Dear, I just want to

thank you for

everything you did for me. There

is no way I could

ever repay you.'

'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all

the thanks I need

every time I see your mother kiss

you on your cheek.=))


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL devil, that is a good one :)


devil 4 years ago

lol, nice way to get revenge.


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Whew exams over and heres a maybe new revenge trick. Credits goes to the Inquisition. Got a annoying friend which kept taking your chair? well why don't you help glue his chair using super glue and put some luminous fly paper on his chair underneath with the words. I ma giant fly


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Reaper17 LOL, nice idea with the chair. Hope your exams went well :)


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Exams went well thanks for asking anyway heres another version of the chair trick. get a transparent liquid something extremely slippery like oil and watch as your friend keeps falling off or you can just half-saw the top most part of the chair legs it is hard to see the defect by standin up so that should work


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Reaper17, and glad the exams went well. :)


john 4 years ago

Can someone PLEASE HELP.

I found out my nurse GF was havin an affair with a much older married doctor in her office.

I loved her and forgave her if she would stop and be honest with me. Start a new page. I caught her lying and continuing this relationship and when I told her I've been keeping track of her activities and she has to end it with this doctor she shut me out and is telling everyone I went nuts and stalking her. I think she is in the process of getting a stalking or restraining order.

she still has my stuff im trying to get back. Also, I wrote letters to him and her and would like to provide them to everyone. Their manager, HR, coworkers,mutual friends.Can I do that. This doctor has the resources to sue my tail off or hire thugs. What to do?


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Sigh... I need a list of her favourite stuff and how much levarage do you have over her. Tell me as many of her quirks and weakness then I might be able to find something to help you


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Squeeze out alot of Super Glue into the Car's Exhaust pipe Foolproof because I doubt people can track glue and so long as you wear gloves and nobody see you so your fine destroying his car. This is a one-time trick and a risky one at that. Do this once shame on him, Do this twice the guns are on you - Myself


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

If you wrote the letters and what is in them is true (not libel), then I am pretty sure you can show them to whoever you like with no fear of legal repercussions. You also mention that the doctor is married, therefore why don't you tell his wife about the affair and land him in it? Finally, is there no medical board you can report him to as even if this won't get him sacked, it could effect any future promotion opportunities and it may be frowned upon because it is unprofessional behaviour and inappropriate in the workplace.


John 4 years ago

Reaper- Thanks. I really dont think I would do anything that would land me in trouble. However he did just buy her a new car.

Mistyhorizon- The board is a great idea. I called HR at the hospital anonymous and it seemed she as a nurse who dated a patient(myself) and her relationship with the doctor (her superior) would be canned.

I do plan on telling his wife before I make any moves because I think that would be the right way to go.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Sometime I believe telling the spouse is the best revenge of all, largely because the adulterer will get so much grief from their spouse and may well lose their marriage as a result. If they manage to save their marriage they usually end the affair, so in this case your girlfriend would also end up with no-one. If there is a divorce the doctor will lose financially too, so all in all the revenge is perfect.

BTW, when you said 'canned' do you mean it would be frowned upon, or that it would be ignored and swept under the carpet conveniently? It is not a term we use in the UK, so forgive my ignorance.


john 4 years ago

Canned refers to being fired from her job.


John 4 years ago

You're right. I think this will end his marriage.

I hope she will loose her job as a nurse.

I hope he gets reprimanded from the Medical board or let go from the hospital.I wrote mi my letter to him how she continued to lie to and sleep with us both. Often on the same day. I also found out that she has been sleeping with another married man in a city 1 hr. away but not regularly.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Great then, the revenge will be perfect all round, and by the sound of things you are way better off without her in your life anyway :)


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Hohoho sometimes Misty I think we are a wee bit like the show Levarage except we aren't hands-on we just offer advice and tricks Ho Ho Ho


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

We don't get that show here Reaper, what is it about?


John 4 years ago

LEVERAGE- Great show! Filmed in my hometown of Portland Oregon.

ROSE CITY TIL I DIE (Timbers/ROSE CITY F.C.)


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

A group of con-men/scammers/thieves helping normal folks like us take revenge on dangerous or extremely rich people lead by Nate Ford the mastermind, Sophie Devereaux the Actress, Parker the Thief, Alec Hardison the hacker,Eliot Spencer Retrieval Specialist A funny show too hahax


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Sounds a bit like 'Hustle' over here Reaper, works on a very similar principle :)


John 4 years ago

Hey Guys. Its coming down to final hour. I love strategic games but Im ready for this to be over.

I have not been able to reach the doctors wife.

My ex GF has broken all correspondence and telling people I'm stalking her. Total lies.

Im still really nervous about getting sued for slander.

Are pictures of his car parked outside her home all hours proof of an affair? Even if I can prove he bought her a car is that the proof that will prevent me from getting sued? I dont actually have any pics of them having sex or even out in public together. They leave town to be out in public.

I cant stand the thought of her getting away with this.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I am not an expert on the laws in the area where you are John, but I would recommend you try to get a photo of at least them kissing each other goodbye when he leaves her house. Certainly if you can prove the time you photographed the car outside her house was at 'all hours' and then let the Wife know, she can draw her own conclusions based on where HE told her he was (which was probably somewhere completely different.)

Right now this is the best I can suggest, and if you can get the Wife's phone number call her in the middle of the night when you know he is at this woman's house. Tell her what you suspect/know they are up to, give her your exes address, and let her turn up at the house and catch him out. He will struggle to have an explanation when caught out 'on the spot' like this.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Sorry I can't allow your comment DeeDee, but one word you used in it was racially risque, so if you want to comment again without using such a term that would be fine and I will allow it.


Chris 4 years ago

I'm back. I found out what his E-Mail address is (kodytobin@gmail.com) and now I got him by the balls.

I registered him on Redtube.com as a flamboyantly gay sex addict.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, that is brilliant Chris. You might want to do this at a few more sites too though, as once he contacts them to complain they will remove him. It takes much longer to get removed from multiple sites :)


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

you know you could or might be able to sneak a extra mail saying its from one of the porn sites when its from another e-mail address containing a virus. when he opens the mail content. It should do abit of damage


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Lorenzo D Medici you look like a girl in modern standards

With that shoulder hair you walk

With the staff you have

Until the day the Pazzi tried to kill you

You lost your brother and your blood and meat too (quite literally)

You got saved by Ezio Auditore. Your savior's son and you liked him so much you have him a new cape and so goes you and your party and then you died of old age hohoho

Don't be sad for your already dead as one of Florence's most kind rulers in history or so I say Its the end


lozp 4 years ago

Is it legal to send my ex best friend a gay birthday card to his workplace. !He has treat me very badly


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

I can't see why this would be illegal lozp, so if you want to do this I would say go for it personally.


lozp 4 years ago

Thanks misty. X


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

you could add in. I know that you love only me and the other girl is for your own pleasures lol.... thats pure malicious


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Oh my Misty! You are a hoot! I started reading the hub last year...and have just now gotten to the bottom of the commentary:) lol. J/k. Brilliant! So funny - and I loved all the comments too!


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOl, glad you enjoyed this Kelly, I thought you might find it useful with your problem neighbours :)


Yoga 4 years ago

Hahahahahahahahwhhaha hbnuyhi


Jesse 4 years ago

Very nice article. I 100% agree that the "Just let it go and move on with your life" is something that people can only say if they are giving someone else advice and trying to calm them down. However, if they were in the other person's shoes, they'd probably be just as pi$$ed...depending on the situation.

There is such a thing as "RIGHTEOUS ANGER." If you've heard that something extremely bad happened to a great person, and it was totally out of their control, you are not a horrible person to be angry at the person who committed the offense. WE ALL HAVE FREE WILL...and if people are going to use their's to hurt others, well then screw them...they deserve to have life made harder for them.

I won't go into too many details bc it's too long...but a company, I used to work for...for almost 2 years...totally treated me like crap, just so they could 1) Give the boss's friend his old job back, the job he bid off of to go to another job in the plant and 2) They needed to lay someone off. So they threatened to fire me if I didn't resign from my machine operating job. The union worked something out with the company that I could have the next open job. Well, I had just bought a house ( I was 21) and needed to keep paying for the thing, so I went along with it. Well anyway, supervisors went out of there way to follow me around while working and be mean to me, WHILE I DID MY JOB FULLY. I'd like to add, I floated around a bit until something came up in the plant, and there were a lot of people who'd get other people to do their jobs...BUT THEY DIDN'T GET YELLED AT!!! So anyway, I was fired and had been written up for too many frivelous (I can't think of how to spell it) things to fight...I just would have been written up again, for something stupid had I got the job back.

Also, if I would have fought for my job back, I would have had NO INCOME coming into my house for a couple of weeks or months, and my girlfriend JUST lost her job. So yeah, I was tired off it all and went to the hearing and heard, "I wasn't there type of worker...blah, blah, blah."

They also dodged the question 3 times when asked by my union rep if they'd ok me for unemployment. So I had to shake their hands when I felt like grabbing some throats (IM A BIG MAN), putting some heads up against walls, and telling my supervisors and the company president, "Who the f*** do you think you are to have treated me this way???!? You are SO lucky there are laws against assault!!!"

Well anyway, they TRIED TO DENY ME UNEMPLOYMENT, but I won. I won't lie, I was ready to go down to that plant, and start kicking some A$$ when I sat at home for a little over a month with NO INCOME coming into the home because of them.

But anyway, that was a couple of years ago...and I haven't been able to find a decent paying full time job since! Sure, I work part time jobs that pay okay, but have stupid hours and sometimes I just barely make 40 hrs. a week with 2 jobs. But had this been 2007, when I started working for the crap hole, I would have been able to find plenty of places that may not have treated me like a human scab. This has put strain on my relationship with my girlfriend because sometimes money is tight and I worry about being able to pay for everything...and I just haven't been as happy as I used to be because of being so worried about surviving... again, all due to some very horrible people I used to work for.

The best part is my one friend said the same supervisors asked how I was doing and one even said he felt sorry for me because I tried my hardest, but it just wasn't good enough...that's also the guy who gave his friend my job, and he also got his BEST FRIEND and 1 other guy fired long ago because he denied calling sex lines while at work with them...HE DID. WHAT A GREAT HUMAN BEING! HE TOTAL CONTRIBUTES A LOT TO THE WHOLE OF HUMANITY! NOT!!!

So this is a couple of weeks ago, my unemployment ended at the beginning of this year, I READ THEY CAN DENY YOU UNEMPLOYMENT IF YOU MESS WITH YOUR OLD EMPLOYER, I visited GOOGLE MAPS and left a review of the company...OH, and I told my story and what they did to me. I used first names, didn't swear or make death threats. I just finished with saying God will bring things back on them eventually for how they treated me.

WELL...This worked better than I thought. I was blowing off steam, but one of the workers at the plant found the review and workers, supervisors, higher ups, and pretty much everyone saw the review. I had my girlfriend take it down after my friend, who works there told me this. Him and his brother said I could get sued for slander...

WHY BECAUSE I USED FIRST NAMES ONLY AND TOLD THE WORLD FACTS ABOUT HOW THEY TREATED ME BADLY AND IT HURT FEELINGS AND THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT???

Oh, wow...my heart really goes out to those a$$holes who helped make my life he** while working there. To think they might have a moment of discomfort in their lives because of little ol' me.

So that supervisor who gave his friend my job? I mentioned how he got his best friend fired and said what type of human being would do that??? So I FINALLY got to say FU to those people who put me through hell and put this strain on my life. Hopefully, someone who does business with them saw that review and decided to quit using them. I don't work with the public or live near any of them, so there's no way they can come to my place of work and flip out on me.

Like I said, I do work now, (STILL THANKFULLY HAVE MY HOUSE AND NEVER MISSED A BILL PAYMENT)and am looking for a full time job, but OH MY GOD the job market is garbage here in this part of PA. It was much easier to pay bills when I made $17 an hour at the crap hole.

I've also experienced depression, and I am not happy to say this and have recovered from it, suicidal thoughts because I was totally afraid of losing everything I had worked for (I have $ I earned in high school that helped me buy this house!) all because those jerks had to be insecure and flip my life upside down.

I won't lie. I am very tempted to write my review on Hub, now that I read this. The laws for suing over online material is still VERY gray. As long as I don't threaten to kill or use offensive language,what are they going to do? WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? This is the United States, not a dictatorship, I have freedom of speech and don't work for them anymore! What they're gonna fire me AGAIN?

Also, I'd like to throw out my idea for other people to see and use.

DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU HATE THAT HAS A FACEBOOK OR MYSPACE???

Go to Hidemyass dot com, create a FREE email address that shows your location to be where they are at in TEXAS. SET THE ACCOUNT TO EXPIRE IN 1 DAY... Then go to facebook, create an account using your FAKE email as the email account they should contact you at. Confirm the email facebook sends to your fake email, then write location and all that info. onto your profile.

THAT IS ALL I BELIEVE YOU HAVE TO DO TO START MESSAGING OTHER USERS.

Then use friends pages (to look at their list of friends) or searches to find the people you hate and then message them. Try not to be too specific, swear horribly, or make threats. You don't want to run the slightest chance of anything happening.

So then they get the message, and POOF...it's a day later. Your email is no longer good, but the account will remain active so all those losers can respond to you...but YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE THE REPLYS!!!

I HAVE DONE THIS NUMEROUS TIMES AND NEVER HAD A POLICE MAN KNOCK ON MY DOOR OR GET ANYTHING IN THE MAIL. SCREW THEM, BY BEING JERKS THEY STARTED IT. This works especially well for people you went to high school with and FB decides to suggest them as friends for you. Then you see their picture and want to beat them within an inch of their lives. (WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Wow Jesse, all I can say is I can understand why you are so angry, they really have treated you very badly and I can see why you want justice done. I really hope they get everything they deserve however it happens. I also hope things get better for you soon and you get a better paying job where you are happier and under less financial stress.

Good Luck


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Reaper-17 4 years ago

Jesse you have just attracted the attention of Khorne at least I think so because your really angry. I mean volcanic anger enough to even match Primarch Angron @@ jerky exploiting employers @@


daddyo 4 years ago

have opposite sex of your ex's keep phoning and asking for them or hanging up after mumbling their name


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Actually I can imagine that would work, simple but effective. Thanks for the idea daddyo :)


angry sibling 4 years ago

i took aprt a multi-use phone charger and stripped it down to the plag portion. then i stuck the two prongs in my sisters socket and cut the power to her room for 2nights and it was hilarious


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Laura in Denver 4 years ago from Aurora

If the "offense" seems serious, there is no law against having visions of revenge in your head, but certainly consequences for some actions legally or in ust plain regret.

Time puts perspective into a matter that is serious. What did I miss before in other party's injurious action to me? What have I learned?


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks for commenting Laura. You make some very good points :)


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

@ Joy P, you are wasting your time posting your spam links for spell casters here as I won't allow them, and as all comments have to approved by me before they can be seen by anyone else, you and I are the only ones seeing them, and I am deleting them as fast as they arrive no matter what name you decide to put on each comment. Basically what I am saying is P*** off!


sg 4 years ago

Leave empty condom and rolling paper packs around their driveway. They'll suspect each other


Lisa 1414 4 years ago

Haha, this whole article is awesome. Some of the comments in here have made me laugh.

Hmmm, the best revenge I can think of that I have done, was finding out that my b/f cheated on me. Instead of going bazerk i kept calm and acted like I hadent found out (Even though I was so angry I could have kicked him in the nuts) I instead got a chili out the fridge, and went into his underwear draw, and cut open the chili (wearing gloves) and rubbed the chili on the inside of his underpants.

One morning when he went for work, i knew he had put them on, about 20 minutes later I heard his car come SCREECHING up the drive way, he dived out bolted up the stairs and dived into the shower. All I could hear was "ooooo ahhhh owwww!" with the shower on full blast. If only he knew milk calms a chili burn, he was in the shower for a good while, his privates must have been on fire! haha.

I let him know a few days after and duly kicked him out, but dang that revenge felt good! I think i put his man parts out of action for a good while after that, haha.


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Lisa 1414, what a fabulous revenge, I really like it and have made a mental note of it for future sharing and use (if necessary). A great story too, made me laugh out loud. Glad you stayed strong and threw him out too, well done :)


Lisa 1414 4 years ago

Haha, thank you misty, it was fun, he was feeling this for a while. I'm sure you must have gotten chili on your fingers or hands when cutting them now and then, imagine it down there!!! LOL.

It's gonna be one I use to any future husband/boyfriend that does me wrong.

I also noticed in one of your previous comments that you are a fan of locking your husband out of the house.

This reminds me of something simalar my mum did to my dad a while ago when I was younger, which was pretty funny.

One thing my dad used to do that really annoyed me and my mother was he would always get up far too early and make a hell of alot of noise, when I say early I mean like 5:30am, even on his days off.

He would always get up and comlain about something and wake us both up more often than not.

One day when he did it, my mum had had enough, and when he went into the bathroom, while he was showering, my mum unscrewed the handle on the outside of the door so that he couldn't open it (the main lock thing that you have to turn the handle to open kept it shut)

After she done that my mum and I went shopping and left my dad locked in the bathroom all day LOL.

It was pretty funny because as we where shopping we kept giggling to ourselves picturing our dad stuck in the bathroom.

The good thing was, that when we eventually let him out, because our bathroom handle was faulty my mum pretended it had just fallen off, haha.

Ive had fun with this one since that moment, its a good way to lock someone in a bathroom as there is not a lock on the other side.

Locking people in (or out) of places is a great form of revenge I think, as you have all the control of when to let them out. Also great for when someone is annoying you and you want a bit of peace and quiet.

Obviously they are irate when you let them out, but that moment in between when you lock them in is priceless haha.

I blame my mother for starting me off on the whole revenge/prank war path, but I'm glad she did.

I will keep popping back here for more funny revenge stories, keep up the good work misty!! xx


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Lisa, another great story. It reminded me of a time one of my exes had the cheek to lock me out of our bedroom when we lived in Tenerife. I simply got a kitchen knife and opened the lock manually. Even he was somewhat impressed I got around his idea to keep me out of the room, (we had been through a nasty row, and truly he was a nasty piece of work).

Look forward to seeing you here again soon :)


Lisa 1414 4 years ago

Haha, Good on you misty, I hope you got your own back on him there!!

Speaking of douche bag exes, we have all had them i'm sure.

Looking through your list, I can honestly say i've done number 17 on a lot of occasions haha.

One of my exes in particurlar, whenever he walks past my friends now, they all wiggle their little fingers at him, haha, if you catch my drift! LOL xx


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mistyhorizon2003 4 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

LOL, I most certainly do 'get your drift' Lisa, a very good way to wind up any bloke.

Re- my nasty ex. Well I wish I could say I totally got my own back on him, but he was so incredibly nasty and dangerous that it was really difficult to. He lied constantly, and he was very believable, so many other people believed him when he tried to say I was the liar, I was a psychopath, I was mental etc etc. In the end we split up of course, but not before he had tried to strangle our dog, had stabbed a mutual male friend in the gut (through no fault of the friends) and hit me on several occasions (and that is just the tip of the iceberg). Anyway the closest I could get to revenge in his case was to tell people about the events that happened, and I still do to this day because we live on an island, and I know the gossip spreads fast here and more people will know and will tell other people etc. I wrote a long article about the whole way the relationship started, developed and ended if you are interested. The link to it is: http://hubpages.com/relationships/My-Ex-was-a-Cont...


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Deb4FlatTires 3 years ago from Tennessee

Halloween is coming soon. Is everybody ready to perform some revenge pranks? tehehehehehe


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mistyhorizon2003 3 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

lol, so true Deb :)


Stina 3 years ago

I'm loving this site! I wish it was easy to do these things to the two females that have made my life hell but infortunately it's really hard to do things here in Australia without gettign caught


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mistyhorizon2003 3 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Where there's a will there's a way Stina ;) There are also a load more suggestions in the comments therefore I am sure you can find something suitable. Good Luck, and glad you like the site :)


Lisa 1414 3 years ago

Hey misty, sorry i took a while to get back to you, i read the article and can only say wow, we know how to pick them dont we!!

Im in a bit of a pranking mood this week, might be leaving a few thumb tacks on seats for a giggle!

Hope all is well misty!

xx


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mistyhorizon2003 3 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Hi Lisa, thanks for reading the other article, you are right, we sure do 'know how to pick them' lol.

Thumb tacks on seats (ouch) nice simple prank though :)

All well here thanks, hope all is well with you too.

xx


alex 3 years ago

You can get revenge by getting lawyers involved on MyTestify.com


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mistyhorizon2003 3 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Thanks Alex, although I guess it depends on exactly what the person has done to you first as to if a lawyer is the answer (plus financial constraints can be an issue for most people).


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mistyhorizon2003 3 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Sorry I couldn't allow your comment HowToGetRevenge, but not only did it contain a link, but it also linked to site that was still 'under construction' so there was no purpose in someone following the link. If you want to comment again without the link I will allow it. Thanks.


Grody Palmer 3 years ago

I see lots of good suggestions in the article and in the comments. Thank you Misty!

Here's another possibility for you. If you can get their email address, you can put it in at http://www.revengetool.com This will sign them up for hundreds of spam emails that won't ever stop.

You could can even put their name in as Poop Violators and then the junk emails would be addressed to them like that!

http://www.revengetool.com is free and it only takes about 5 minutes to sign them up!


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mistyhorizon2003 3 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands) Author

Lol, now that is a great tip Grody Palmer, I must email those links to my sister who had a problem with a bad ebay seller recently who never refunded her, and it as too late to get the 'resolution centre' involved. Thanks

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