How to Turn Women On
How to Turn Women On
Hey men, do you long for the sizzle of something other than dinner in the frypan? Is the only naked rear end you see these days that of your newborn baby? If you're living with a woman (especially if you're married to her), you probably need a primer on how to turn women on. Hint - its not the same at age 30 and 40, as it was when she was 22...
Beyond come hither glances and lingerie, let your wife or girlfriend catch you doing any of the following - either for her or with her. We'll add some suggestive phrases for you to use that are bound to get the home fires burning! 9 out of 10 women interviewed said that they would willingly strip down naked for the man they found in any one of erotic situations below.
Once you know how to make women happy, you are much more certain to get lucky in bed!
What do you think? Did it work for you? Tell me in testimonials below. There is one more photo below that is potentially "hot" - let me know if you agree. I'm also looking for good quotes to support the heat!
C'mon with me as I show you how to turn women on!
Women love a clean bathroom
Whew! I don't know if my man would have TIME to finish the bathroom floor, if I walked into this steamy scene! You know - there must be a reason why its called "Mr. Clean," and I'll bet that pine-like smell will bring back some fond memories for years to come. Just remember that cleaning products contain some caustic agents. You may want to think about moving into areas that have not yet been scrubbed. A puddle of bleach is not only a slippery hazard, but could cause some nasty chemical burns on exposed skin. Yikes.
Notwithstanding the dangerous pose, this guy definitely knows how to turn women on!
Do My Laundry... and then...
Men and laundry go together about as well as.... men and laundry! Surprise her by removing all the piles of dirty clothes from around the house (even the ones under the bed), washing and folding them.
Now, watch her temperature rise when you wash and fold her clothes, too (provided, of course, you do it properly... cold water for delicates, etc.). With that "ahem" load off her mind, and lots of fresh space on the floor where your dirty clothes used to be, she might even start to remind you of your old habits by stripping down and tossing her clothes in a messy heap. *sigh* (will she ever learn?)
More "Turn me On" Humor for Men and Women
Shopping Therapy for Couples
Nothing spells happy like a woman after she has gone shopping. You can double her pleasure (and yours eventually too - provided you don't focus on the check book) by going along for the ride. These moves are considered "expert," however, and should not be attempted by new boyfriends. Performed improperly, you could end up in a fight instead of the shower together. And it would be a shame for you to miss the game while shopping at the mall, and then still end up sleeping on the couch....
First Rule: No rolling your eyes, sighing or glancing at your watch. You are there for as long as it takes. Period. Even if the store is closing. Do not remind her of this fact.
Second Rule: It looks great on her. Everything. Really. Say it without hesitation. Her butt does not look big. She has lost weight recently.
Third Rule: Who cares what it costs? You (I mean she) deserves it!
Bonus Rule: Don't rip off her new clothes just because you have learned how to turn women on!
Grocery Shopping is a Total Turn on!
When a man offers to go grocery shopping for more than just beer and chips, it's a sure-fired turn on for women. If you can make up the list yourself, without your girlfriend's help, you might not even get out the door in the first place (OK, maybe not until a bit later).
Be sure to pick up the things that she enjoys eating, whether its rice cakes, tomato juice or brussel sprouts. Show her that you've noticed and you are looking out for her. Who cares what the other guys in the check-out line might think.... smile to yourself and picture the scene when you arrive home.
In fact, take this a step further, if your significant other is extra tired, by planning and making dinner. Again, this should be something that she'd want to eat... not Hamburger Helper! A glass of wine, low lights and candles, you've got magic!
Hey guys - women need to let you in on a little secret... "packing light" is an oxymoron. It just doesn't work for us. No matter our best efforts. So, if you're planning a weekend trip with your honey, be prepared. It may look as if you're going to move in together. Women need to pack several different shoes, makeup, causal and dressy jeans, causal and dressy coats, and exercise equipment to stay looking slim and sleek for you. What do you need? A couple of pairs of jeans and a sweatshirt. If you smile sweetly and make room in the trunk for all the stuff, you'll be richly rewarded at the destination. Want to have a reeaaally long drive? Go ahead and say something about it. I dare ya.
Organizing, cleaning out, putting things away? Yes, yes, YES!!! Seriously, I think this situation would have me hotter than a cat on a tin roof (thanks, Elizabeth Taylor). While a man generally may take care of a garage... or not... cleaning out a refrigerator and actually throwing away leftovers or other food that is well-past its prime seems to fall to the fairer sex in the household. If I was to walk in on my husband with the fridge doors open, wiping shelves and doors down, there may not even be time to call a sitter! Go play next door! NOW! I said! Outta here!
In all seriousness, however, putting things away nicely and neatly will help keep order in the home, allowing everyone's minds to be freed up for more interesting pursuits. Towels and sheets should go in their places. Shoes have homes in closets and garages. Coats too, need not be hung over chairs and sofas. Try putting things in their places and see where it takes you...
In the interest of full disclosure, my husband snorted at this photo while I was writing this Hub. (never in a million years seemed to be the implication... and yes, it goes both ways... HA). OK, so I'm not necessarily saying that it has to be golf vs. ice skating. But, if you show your girlfriend that her needs and wants come first - above yours and your friends - that should give you some serious capital to be cashed in in the bedroom. This is not an every weekend occurrence. But once a month is nice. Remember, a relationship is a 2-way street. You can't ask her to wait all day each weekend for you to hang out with your buddies, and then be in the mood at night when you finally get back. Figure out if you have some coincident interests (skiing, running, chess, reading) and then build on things from there!
Continue to experiment as you spend more time together. Realize that your priorities change as years pass. As you both mature, continue to check in with each other to see what you can do to make life easier, and then the "extras," (sorry, that now includes sex) will no longer fall off the radar screen.
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