How to Turn Women On

How to Turn Women On

Hey men, do you long for the sizzle of something other than dinner in the frypan? Is the only naked rear end you see these days that of your newborn baby? If you're living with a woman (especially if you're married to her), you probably need a primer on how to turn women on. Hint - its not the same at age 30 and 40, as it was when she was 22...

Beyond come hither glances and lingerie, let your wife or girlfriend catch you doing any of the following - either for her or with her. We'll add some suggestive phrases for you to use that are bound to get the home fires burning! 9 out of 10 women interviewed said that they would willingly strip down naked for the man they found in any one of erotic situations below.

Once you know how to make women happy, you are much more certain to get lucky in bed!

What do you think? Did it work for you? Tell me in testimonials below. There is one more photo below that is potentially "hot" - let me know if you agree. I'm also looking for good quotes to support the heat!

C'mon with me as I show you how to turn women on!

Hottie #1

"As soon as I finish the kitchen, I'll move onto the bathroom floor..."
"As soon as I finish the kitchen, I'll move onto the bathroom floor..."

Women love a clean bathroom

Whew! I don't know if my man would have TIME to finish the bathroom floor, if I walked into this steamy scene! You know - there must be a reason why its called "Mr. Clean," and I'll bet that pine-like smell will bring back some fond memories for years to come. Just remember that cleaning products contain some caustic agents. You may want to think about moving into areas that have not yet been scrubbed. A puddle of bleach is not only a slippery hazard, but could cause some nasty chemical burns on exposed skin. Yikes.

Notwithstanding the dangerous pose, this guy definitely knows how to turn women on!

Hottie #2

"Just folding your favorite pjs for you - gosh do they look great when you wear them!
"Just folding your favorite pjs for you - gosh do they look great when you wear them!

Do My Laundry... and then...

Men and laundry go together about as well as.... men and laundry! Surprise her by removing all the piles of dirty clothes from around the house (even the ones under the bed), washing and folding them.

Now, watch her temperature rise when you wash and fold her clothes, too (provided, of course, you do it properly... cold water for delicates, etc.). With that "ahem" load off her mind, and lots of fresh space on the floor where your dirty clothes used to be, she might even start to remind you of your old habits by stripping down and tossing her clothes in a messy heap. *sigh* (will she ever learn?)

Hottie #3

"Gee honey, I don't know.  Why don't you try on the first outfit again so I can help you decide?"
"Gee honey, I don't know. Why don't you try on the first outfit again so I can help you decide?"

Shopping Therapy for Couples

Nothing spells happy like a woman after she has gone shopping. You can double her pleasure (and yours eventually too - provided you don't focus on the check book) by going along for the ride. These moves are considered "expert," however, and should not be attempted by new boyfriends. Performed improperly, you could end up in a fight instead of the shower together. And it would be a shame for you to miss the game while shopping at the mall, and then still end up sleeping on the couch....

First Rule: No rolling your eyes, sighing or glancing at your watch. You are there for as long as it takes. Period. Even if the store is closing. Do not remind her of this fact.

Second Rule: It looks great on her. Everything. Really. Say it without hesitation. Her butt does not look big. She has lost weight recently.

Third Rule: Who cares what it costs? You (I mean she) deserves it!

Bonus Rule: Don't rip off her new clothes just because you have learned how to turn women on!

Hottie #4

"I'd better buy extra pineapples for the garnishes for our drinks tonight!"
"I'd better buy extra pineapples for the garnishes for our drinks tonight!"

Grocery Shopping is a Total Turn on!

When a man offers to go grocery shopping for more than just beer and chips, it's a sure-fired turn on for women. If you can make up the list yourself, without your girlfriend's help, you might not even get out the door in the first place (OK, maybe not until a bit later).

Be sure to pick up the things that she enjoys eating, whether its rice cakes, tomato juice or brussel sprouts. Show her that you've noticed and you are looking out for her. Who cares what the other guys in the check-out line might think.... smile to yourself and picture the scene when you arrive home.

In fact, take this a step further, if your significant other is extra tired, by planning and making dinner. Again, this should be something that she'd want to eat... not Hamburger Helper! A glass of wine, low lights and candles, you've got magic!

Hottie #5

"Well, I guess I don't need to pack much.  As long as there's room for all your things, honey!"
"Well, I guess I don't need to pack much. As long as there's room for all your things, honey!"

Hey guys - women need to let you in on a little secret... "packing light" is an oxymoron. It just doesn't work for us. No matter our best efforts. So, if you're planning a weekend trip with your honey, be prepared. It may look as if you're going to move in together. Women need to pack several different shoes, makeup, causal and dressy jeans, causal and dressy coats, and exercise equipment to stay looking slim and sleek for you. What do you need? A couple of pairs of jeans and a sweatshirt. If you smile sweetly and make room in the trunk for all the stuff, you'll be richly rewarded at the destination. Want to have a reeaaally long drive? Go ahead and say something about it. I dare ya.

Hottie #6

"I'll be right out to finish watching 'Dancing With the Stars' with you, after I finish organizing the refrigerator!"
"I'll be right out to finish watching 'Dancing With the Stars' with you, after I finish organizing the refrigerator!"

Organizing, cleaning out, putting things away? Yes, yes, YES!!! Seriously, I think this situation would have me hotter than a cat on a tin roof (thanks, Elizabeth Taylor). While a man generally may take care of a garage... or not... cleaning out a refrigerator and actually throwing away leftovers or other food that is well-past its prime seems to fall to the fairer sex in the household. If I was to walk in on my husband with the fridge doors open, wiping shelves and doors down, there may not even be time to call a sitter! Go play next door! NOW! I said! Outta here!

In all seriousness, however, putting things away nicely and neatly will help keep order in the home, allowing everyone's minds to be freed up for more interesting pursuits. Towels and sheets should go in their places. Shoes have homes in closets and garages. Coats too, need not be hung over chairs and sofas. Try putting things in their places and see where it takes you...

Hottie #7

"I didn't really want to go golfing with the guys today.  It's much nicer to go skating with you!"
"I didn't really want to go golfing with the guys today. It's much nicer to go skating with you!"

In the interest of full disclosure, my husband snorted at this photo while I was writing this Hub. (never in a million years seemed to be the implication... and yes, it goes both ways... HA). OK, so I'm not necessarily saying that it has to be golf vs. ice skating. But, if you show your girlfriend that her needs and wants come first - above yours and your friends - that should give you some serious capital to be cashed in in the bedroom. This is not an every weekend occurrence. But once a month is nice. Remember, a relationship is a 2-way street. You can't ask her to wait all day each weekend for you to hang out with your buddies, and then be in the mood at night when you finally get back. Figure out if you have some coincident interests (skiing, running, chess, reading) and then build on things from there!

Continue to experiment as you spend more time together. Realize that your priorities change as years pass. As you both mature, continue to check in with each other to see what you can do to make life easier, and then the "extras," (sorry, that now includes sex) will no longer fall off the radar screen.

Hottie #8

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Comments- What is Hottie #8 Doing? Tell me Below! 69 comments

SirDent 8 years ago

Hmmm, it seems to me he is walking the dog.


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jonixk 8 years ago from Lisbon

hmmm...this hotties! If a couple has enough love, friendship and partnership, this 8 hotties are common tasks. What really makes hottie, are a good love romantic evening. But it's like christmas, we can make christmas whenever we want, and romating evenings should be every single day


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SweetiePie 8 years ago from Southern California, USA

I wish I could find a boyfriend who did all those wonderful things :). Cute hub with good suggestions for keeping the passion alive.


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

LOL - first place goes to Sir Dent. :-) But seriously... I had fun putting this together and coming up with creative ways to find sneaky ways to bring the joy back into a relationship after years together (plus maybe a few kids). Thanks all... let's see what others have to say!


SirDent 8 years ago

I do some of those things already at home and they don't always work!!!!!


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Uh, oh. It must be in the execution then. My husband would swear that he does too. (grocery shopping, etc.). Double check with the Mrs. Listen well, and just maybe....!!


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Rob Jundt 8 years ago from Midwest USA

Acts of kindness. The love language my wife listens for. There is great advice to be taken here. Nice compilation.


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shailini 8 years ago from Bangalore, India

very well researched and truly agreeable


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John Chancellor 8 years ago from Tennessee

I have had the same experience as Sir Dent. Do something once or twice and it is an unexpected surprise. Do it more often and it becomes expected.

I once saw a great visual about the differences between men and women when it came to "turning them on." For the men there was one switch. For the women the switches looked like the cockpit of a 747. Dials, switches, instruments all over the place. While I do not believe the differences to be that stark, we do respond very differently.

I think the real "secret" to turning anyone on is to show special, individual attention, concentrating on them and their wants/needs. It is not the act of grocery shopping, it is the thought of helping, of being concerned for her and her needs.

Good post.


SirDent 8 years ago

stephhicks68 says:10 hours ago

LOL - first place goes to Sir Dent. :-) But seriously... I had fun putting this together and coming up with creative ways to find sneaky ways to bring the joy back into a relationship after years together (plus maybe a few kids). Thanks all... let's see what others have to say!

What do I win????


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

John - yes! I have seen that same cartoon. Very funny. I was thinking about "should I write an alteranative hub about how to turn men on?" Nope. It would be pretty short and simple.... :-) Sir Dent - you win the appreciation of a woman. Rob, sounds like you're doing great! Thanks for reading and commenting, Shailini!


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flread45 8 years ago from Montana

He's trying to turn her on to him through the dog.


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Sapristi! 8 years ago

The funny thing is, Steph, as I get older the stereotype is turning out to be true. If he cleans the house or does something that I would normally feel obligated to do (and resentful of being obligated to do), he goes one step up in my books. That's one step closer to getting some. (That first picture is especially pleasing :D!)

Men, it's true, no matter what you may think! By taking care of the things that matter to her, you show her respect, and that makes a woman feel powerful and sexy instead of taken for granted.


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

flread - yes, of course. He's thinking. Why get a big dog, when I can get a small, compact dog that will fit so much better and look so much cuter? LOL. But in all seriousness... Sapristi! I totally agree. When my husband does something that I don't expect. WOW. He is a total hero. And yes, he might just have a great night. My trigger points might be planning birthday parties, getting the pets' shots, picking up the mail, paying the bills, etc., etc.....


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cflynn 8 years ago from Ireland

great hub. I totally agree, if my husband came back from the grocery shopping with something for me, just for me, that nobody else wants...e.g. fudge or onion rings..i would be so touched


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Gadzooks 8 years ago from United Kingdom

"Is the only naked rear end you see these days that of your newborn baby?"

Nice line, we had a kid recently and it does feel a bit like that sometimes... great hub page ;-)


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Thanks cflynn and Gadzooks! :-) Although I had fun with this one, I think its funny in part because of the truths...


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hunter1riley 8 years ago from Nashville

It's one thing to be helpful around the house, it's quite another to be emasculated. I doubt my girl would be amused if I turned into the poor saps depicted here. If I asked to go shopping for clothes with her, she'd ask that I grow a pair. Folding laundry? She'd ask me to leave and go cut grass or something.


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rudevils 8 years ago from Indonesia

Mmmm nice method pal, women is so complicated we just need to understanding them. Touch them in your heart n they'll love u :P


ink 8 years ago

"

I have had the same experience as Sir Dent. Do something once or twice and it is an unexpected surprise. Do it more often and it becomes expected....

I think the real "secret" to turning anyone on is to show special, individual attention, concentrating on them and their wants/needs. It is not the act of grocery shopping, it is the thought of helping, of being concerned for her and her needs.

I think John's right on the money!


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Bike Web Guy 8 years ago

I disagree... Most Men that pamper their women get abused and neglected. When she owns you she will continually try to up the ante to see how far she can push you. How low will you sink.

Pamper at the risk of being owned.

just a negative thought once in a while


pgrundy 8 years ago

Wow, great hub. I kind of agree with Bike Web Guy a little bit though. Women SAY they want all this, but I think we don't really think it through. My man does about half of this stuff, but not to get me in the sack, just because he does about of this stuff.

We have a word for soulful sensitive guys who nevertheless never seem to get the cheerleader. "Sensitive New Age Guy." S.N.A.G.

I don't expect to have to wait on a man hand and foot unless I feel like it, and vice versa. For me there's something creepy about a guy who is too solicitous.


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Right, I agree. The reason why it would turn a woman on is precisely because it is unexpected and out of the ordinary. Do it too much, and (like anything else) it loses its appeal and "sexiness," if you will... ;-) I think you're right, pgrundy... we say we want it all, but maybe just part of the time. Othertimes, we might have a headache. LOL


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Shamontiel 8 years ago from Chicago

The butt being big wouldn't be an insult to me, but different perspectives for different folks, you see. As for the rest of this stuff, this sounds great! Personally, watching a man fix something is all it takes. Him doing things he likes to do (i.e. fixing the car, painting a wall, improving plumbing) are all great things that I HATE to do but love to see a guy do.


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Bonnie Ramsey 8 years ago from United States

Great hub, Steph! To me, another hottie would be one who lets the toilet seat down when they are done LOL. I just love it when Danny cooks for me. While he doesn't do it very often, it is a great treat and maybe it is the fact that it is a rare occasion that is so charming about it!

Bonnie


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jezzbb 8 years ago from Philippines

Think he's like taking the dog for a walk.

Hottie#2 didn't work for me. After doing the laundry for my wife's clothes - boy was I happy easing her work load - her plain white t-shirt became streaked with green color(LOL). You know what happened.


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shuey 03 8 years ago from Utah

That is pretty good man! All of these things really turn on women! I had to start doing a lot of these shortly after we had our first child. These were just about the only things that got my wife to notice me...


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privateye2500 8 years ago from Canada, USA, London

You took this from somewhere. I saw this 3 weeks ago elsewhere.


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Nope, all the writing is original.


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Stella213 8 years ago from North Carolina Mountains

I know I'm turned on!! age 54


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Kay Kerns 8 years ago

These are all wonderful ideas, but most men should Already be doing these things! I mean, howdid they win the girl without these attributes??? Lucky for me I am apoiled and have all of these things and more!

Good hub though if everyone is not already doing these things this is good education on where they should start!


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Granny D 8 years ago

My man already does so many of these things, loading the dishwater, laundry, even vaccuming, but the real turn-on is feeding me grapes while I'm driving my Toyota 4x4 on the Fordyce Trail. A great scenic trail, wonderful guy concerned about me and not how I'm driving.


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Now he sounds like a keeper, Granny D! You should have a photo of that!


nlynch 8 years ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


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Acorn Valley 8 years ago from WV

The running joke at our home with two boys, age 1 and 4, is that the only sex we have is hallway sex. The definition of hallway sex is when we say f*** you when pass one another in the hall. For now that will have to suffice. I think I'll print this and pass it on to my husband, maybe he'll try these tactics.


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Acorn Valley - that is HILARIOUS! Hallway sex. We have that too. :-o


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helenathegreat 8 years ago from Manhattan

Great hub! It's even worth looking at just for the captions under the photos!


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stephhicks68 8 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Glad you enjoyed it helena! (my husband rolls his eyes as I crack myself up sometimes...) ;-)


mr ananimoshe nonammy 8 years ago

you do this only the 1st few weeks you are serious with a young girl you are targetting to marry, it is called wooing. after 'i do i do' you stop those craps.

the desires of women from men under this sun can never be met. the more men give the more they demand,

so you ll have to be very conservative in what you give or else she would be wishing to add in her basket of demands that you die 1st.

what a woman mostly need from a man is nothing but protection financially and physically.

finally i shall have to add that it isn't right for any man to contemplate living with a strange woman. a strange woman is any woman that was not brought up under a conventional family arrangement where the man is seen as the lord of the house and the moman his helper and next in command.


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kopitozie 8 years ago

excellent, good and nice info about women on, i very like this hub


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gksquire9 7 years ago from America

My wife and I liked this hub. My wife just told me I do a lot of those things, and based on our chemistry I can say these are good tips to follow. Thanks for the hub.


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stephhicks68 7 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Congratulations! These really aren't secrets between happy couples. So glad that you and your wife enjoyed the hub - Best, Steph


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LondonGirl 7 years ago from London

My other half does almost all the food shopping, all the ironing, and puts things away some of the time. He also cooks a lot. I do the washing, and cleaning.

He adores clothes shopping for me, his stamina is much greater than mine!

And our relationship's pretty good, too.....


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stephhicks68 7 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

You totally have the formula! What ever makes it work for the two of you.... I suspect you'll both be turning each other on for years to come! Congrats. :) Steph


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LondonGirl 7 years ago from London

A man who did nothing about the house would have to find his own pad to mess up (-:


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stephhicks68 7 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

No freakin' kidding!!!! ;)


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solacemoon 7 years ago from Illinois

I think it is a turn on when a man does the cooking or goes shopping or does caring and thoughtful things for his partner .It shows a woman you care and take an interest in her. Good Hub =)


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stephhicks68 7 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Hi Solacemoon - I cannot agree more! Its so easy to "get lucky" LOL!


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earnestshub 7 years ago from Melbourne Australia

I had a good laugh, having lived with two good women in my life I feel that you are right. I got the affection that I needed when I gave the affection she needed, and although you jest, it is the truth in what you say that makes me laugh the hardest!

A brilliantly funny hub Steph. thank you.


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stephhicks68 7 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Yep, I had fun with this one! Thank you earnesthub. Its really so easy.... ;)


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Tom Cornett 7 years ago from Ohio

Hey, once I picked up my beer cans and made toast and jelly for supper. Wow, what a night!


logic,commonsense 7 years ago

What is the next level? When you are already doing these things, how do you get a woman to warm up the astroglide with enthusiasim? I don't mean the usual go along to get along, I'm talking about taking things firmly in hand and going full bore.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Oh come on men read this story. I like the sound of these ideas. It conjures up images of me laying in a hammock under a shady tree, with a man zipping through my house doing all the cleaning.Perhaps hand feeding me some green grapes mm.

Yes take me shopping, pull a little weight around the house, and then expect a little sizzle haha.Well they would be surprised.

On a more serious note this is a great hub,I bet men expected you to talk about love making techniques, but you have hit it square on the head.Love it.


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stephhicks68 7 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

Hey Blondepoet - I cannot agree more. My husband may roll his eyes, but it sure does help get me in the mood when he pitches in - especially when I don't ask! :)


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MotherHubber 7 years ago from Southern California

I think I just climaxed while reading your hub! LMAO! I am showing this to my husband, as soon as he gets home. Thanks for making me laugh and. . .uh. . .other things! ;)

Mother Hubber


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stephhicks68 7 years ago from Bend, Oregon Author

LMAO at your comment. OMG! I cannot stop laughing!!!! You win the prize for best response. I LOVE it. LOL! :) Steph


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Jaspal 7 years ago from New Delhi, India

Hahahaha. I agree. The prize for the best comment was well deserved !! 

But the comments section is open even after the prize distribution and I cannot resist saying that it was a real treat reading this hub! I couldn't stop laughing, mostly at my own single self: With some help from a maid, I have to take care of the household grind - the laundry, the grocery and other shopping, orgainising, putting away, and tidying up of all the mess that three boys and I can possibly create - but no one around to whip up any sizzling "extras" even after all that!


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tony0724 7 years ago from san diego calif

We are talking about men here are we not , or are we talking about domestic servants ?


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carolina muscle 7 years ago from Charlotte, North Carolina

funny concept...


Jon from McColl 6 years ago

Well let me start off by saying that those are some very good references. But I have to tell u that I do every single one of those things just about every day, and rarely ever work for me. I just don't know if it is me or what. I don't know what to do but I've tried about everything, so if y'all could give me some advanced advice!!!


Paul 6 years ago

A man doing women jobs is a turn on???? Are you serious??? Ask yourself THIS QUESTION, does an alpha male do women jobs? Why do u think women like bad boys cause they show alpha male qualities. From my experience if u do what is listed above she might like it but she will look at u as a wussy and end up sleeping with another guy! It's more of a turn on to denie a woman and say "no" that be her pet!


Bluefoot 6 years ago

I am with Jon from McColl and others that mentioned that this as an out of the ordinary works best, but not consistent. Toilet seat down worked for the first few weeks I did it, now I do it even in the guys restroom, and sex has died off.

I think each time you do one of these often, there will be something else to replace it. Now that you clean the bathroom, time to learn to cook. Now that you can cook, time to learn to shop, now that you can shop, time to learn to buy me gifts and it goes on and on and on.

I think in the end, it is showing her that you were thinking of her when she wasn't around, such as doing some of her work or buying her something small. The problem is that the same "trick" won't work the next month. To get geeky, it is like the borg of star trek, random phasers only work so long before they adapt and then nothing works.


Daniel 6 years ago

i'm pretty sure we wanted to know how to turn a woman on.. not make her want to marry us then cheat on us.. i'm talking fun here.. not being shacked up with some demanding girl


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Gyspy Writer 5 years ago from Midwest

I love this article. I had to vote it up!


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A.A. Zavala 5 years ago from Texas

I do 5 out of the 8 hottie tasks, will get started on the final three. Thanks for sharing.


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Sun-Girl 5 years ago from Nigeria

Nice hub and so much dream to find someone who can do all these things to me.


dtanner 4 years ago

doing chores turning women on nuts. Let a woman see you engaging in personal conversation, laughing and play with another attractive female, thats it. she'll know you can freely get it elsewhere if not from her.


nightingaleasmer 4 years ago

The butt being big wouldn't be an insult to me, but different perspectives for different folks, you see. As for the rest of this stuff, this sounds great! Personally, watching a man fix something is all it takes. Him doing things he likes to do (i.e. fixing the car, painting a wall, improving plumbing) are all great things that I HATE to do but love to see a guy do.


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HaileyAdams 3 years ago

Awesome hub, funny and useful, I get turn on when a man cooks for me, it's so sexy ))

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