Types of Machiavellian Husbands from Dishwashing Point of View!!!

Choose One!

- “It’s ok to wash the dishes if only I want something from my wife”

Machiavellian Husband

 

- “Dishwashing is a nice way to win the wife’s favor if I only do it once or twice a month”

Diplomatic Husband

 

- “I wash the dishes hand in hand with my wife; we are the same”

Progressive Husband

 

- “All the house should participate in washing the dishes”

Communist Husband

 

-“Dish-washing is not a big deal! The right thing is to know when and where to wash the dishes. It’s only a matter of readiness and task fulfillment”

Philosophizing Husband

 

-The moment my wife is about to complain, I bring her a gift”

Smart Husband

 

-“I pay for the food and everything, so she should do her part of the duty”

Capitalist Husband

 

-“We have dishwasher and a maid”

Bourgeois Husband

 

-“What dishwashing? We bought carton dishes and cups to solve this issue”

Pragmatic Husband

 

-“I blew off the kitchen last year!”

Radical Husband

 

-“I’d gladly wash the dishes if the detergent smells jasmine!”

Romantic Husband

 

-“I don’t mind because this way and this way only our love torch can last”

Poet Husband.

 

-“My wife will wash the dishes and will get me beer after that!”

Self-confident Husband.

 

So, which one is yours?

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Carpety Carrots 6 years ago

OUst cleaning center allows me not only to not have to USE a dishwashah but it also allows me to fit my husband in my fishbowl. I then fill meh fishbowly with my daughters hair. THen i eat it. (Alliteration-repeating of beginnig consonant)


Anonymous Sunflower 6 years ago

When my dishwasher talks to me it says it doesnt like my husband....but it is my husband...it has low self-esteem....


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Funny WT, like this new type, thanks


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Windtraveller 7 years ago from The Netherlands

Time for a different type:

New age husband: I love washing the dishes, it gives me time and purpose in my meditative practice for being in the NOW

:D


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Brenda, so, now you're living with a self-confident husband and soon you'll be a Bourgeois :) hehehe. May be you should consider plasticware for your kitchen :)


\Brenda Scully 7 years ago

hi interesting hub...... interesting choices too.... my husband is not great at washing up, things he don't like doing he does badly, but he still does it as i just eat of the plates i chose to eat off and give him the half washed ones....... now i am sure you are fully enlightened about my life.... i have never had a dish washer, but i am getting one soon hooray....


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Maybe I should help you DS :)


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Dame Scribe 7 years ago from Canada

I can't remember anybody washing dishes :( hmm...lol. Great Hub! :)


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Ok Lisa:

"I think you look great washing the dishes"

Flattering Husband :)


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Lisa HW 7 years ago from Massachusetts

Cute Hub. (How about the "Flattering Husband", who pretends to believe that you're so wonderful at dishes-related matters there's no sense rocking the boat?)


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Bunchee, bottom line, I will not wash the dishes until I want to :) Deal with that... hehehe


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

free4india, I guess, I'd label you as: Sneaky Husband but tender one :)


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Bunchee 7 years ago from Dubai, UAE

very much, shamel! :-) i know what i want and i know i'm gonna get it *wink*

although, i would also like a poetic dishwashing husband once in while ;-p makes me feel like a queen! LOL


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free4india 7 years ago

Tee hee hee... Here is one more type... find a category for this one...

"I will wash the dishes, but you tell others you washed the dishes."


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

You're always lucky Peggy W. I noticed that in another hub of mine :)


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

thanks RB, I agree..


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Peggy W 7 years ago from Houston, Texas

Mine leans towards the progressive, philosophizing and poet. He is a gem of a husband! (Smile)


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Randy Behavior 7 years ago from Near the Ocean

Cute hub Shamel! I think a communist husband with a poetic edge would be nice. :)


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Hi dohn, you can be classified as progressive husband in a way that you don't mind at all. Hoever, you can be labelled as ccommunist husband yet, being so adamant to see the sink empty, you cn be seen as philosophizing husband too :) When you get married, do let me know to find out :) Thanks


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dohn121 7 years ago from Hudson Valley, New York

Ha! I don't have a wife...Yet! I do my own dishes, cook my own (fabulous meals) and yell and groan at my own self when the dishes don't get done! Actually, I find it hard to sleep when there are dirty dishes in the sink and I hate seeing dirty dishes in the sink whenever I come home! I don't mind doing the dishes, so which category do I fall into, Shamel???


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Hello bunchee munchee :) You have HIGH AND SOLID Expectations dontcha?


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Hahahaha :) You're so funny INVICTUS and greedy lol...


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Bunchee 7 years ago from Dubai, UAE

I'll get a progressive husband.. so he can do the pots and pans and I'll do the light stuff ;-p

Hi Shalini - not only in India but in most Asian countries.. house-helps cost a lot in the Western side of the globe so they everything themselves most of the time ;-p


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I*n*v*i*c*t*u*s 7 years ago

Ha ha, this is great. tough decision...I tend towards poet, romantic, philosophizing at heart. Though it would be heaven to choose the Bourgeois! :)


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Haha, so are you a Bourgeois?


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Hectic day for you Sharing I!!! and yes, I guess we're all dished out :)


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Shalini Kagal 7 years ago from India

Enjoyed it shamelabboush - in India it's usually 'That's what the maid's there for!' :D


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Sharing Insight 7 years ago

No sleep here...daily schedule entails being up by 4:45am...normally I do Yoga first, however today I ventured in Hubland first.

Again, you are most welcome. :D I'm curious...Shamel...are you all dished out?


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

I thought you might be sleeping at this time (time gap)... Neeways, appreciate it.


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Sharing Insight 7 years ago

Hi! Yes, I'm here...and you are most welcome.


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shamelabboush 7 years ago Author

Hey there! You're here, Hi? Thanks dear.


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Sharing Insight 7 years ago

How clever and humourous you are Shamel...

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