Watch Out For Girls With "Killer Lips"

This is a girl with "killer lips"

See the sly wink in her eye? That tells us that she has just "put a man in his place."
See the sly wink in her eye? That tells us that she has just "put a man in his place."

GUYS DO NOT REALIZE

just how powerful and sometimes deadly, the words coming from the full, red lips of a pretty girl can be. Speaking a a member of the male sex, I can tell you up-front, without any reservations, that men, and I mean those who don't care to tell the truth, are not the "brightest bulb in the lamp."

Of course you ladies who read my hubs already knew that. For the longest time I have concentrated on hubs about relationships between men and women telling the "how to's" and "what not to do's" and aimed them mostly at men who struggle with making the wife or girlfriend (currently) in their life happy. I hope some of the men readers have received some wisdom from my worldly experience for I am not about "tearing down," but "building up," men, women, artists, singers, writers and aspiring poets. I have a conscience you know.

The artist who drew this picture

knew women like the back of his hand. This woman is where she needs to be. Leading these savages to a better world.
knew women like the back of his hand. This woman is where she needs to be. Leading these savages to a better world.

AND THE ARTIST WHO DREW THIS WOMAN

also recognized just how strong this woman's words could be as she spoke sternly to her army of men and they obeyed. Without question. It's men like these in this photo, who are the smart guys. And we, the guys who live in modern society who need to be "schooled" again on how to respect the words of a woman. And just how much better our lives would be if "we" guys would just lay aside this "macho" vibe and gave up to the fact that women know what they are doing.

This is one pretty lady with "killer lips"

and woe be to the man who runs up to her thinking her can "out fox" her in order to date her.
and woe be to the man who runs up to her thinking her can "out fox" her in order to date her.

SEE THE CALCUATING LOOK IN THIS BEAUTY'S EYES

similar to the King Cobra who slowly and methodically moves in on its prey. But in this hot girl's case, it is a defensive mechanism that is so deadly to would-be fast-talking, gum-chewing, overly-confident "ladies men," with cheap suits and bad breath.

To acknowledge your impatience, and I know that you want to get along with your day, I will answer the question that you have just mumbled, "where is Kenneth going with this?" That, dear reader, is elementary and a shout-out to my favorite detective, Sherlock Holmes.

I will tell you where this is going. It's going to a list I have compiled below of "deadly things" that hot girls say to men who are full of themselves and not respecting women but for one thing: A night in the bedroom. These sharp-witted ladies do not appreciate the "wham bam, thank you, ma'am," attitude of most guys who view women only as "sex toys." These highly-intelligent ladies have started using their power, influence, and confidence to protect themselves from "slicks" that can "act" sweet, but when they have used the woman for their pleasure, it's breakfast alone the next morning for our injured woman for the fast-moving "slick" has eased out of her bedroom and now on a bus for Cleveland with a new identity.

GUYS, BEWARE OF WOMEN LIKE THIS

if you are planning on using your various "games" of deceit to take her on a "one night stand."
if you are planning on using your various "games" of deceit to take her on a "one night stand."

GUYS, WERE YOU SERIOUS

when you, the "man about town," the office "playboy," and even have the gall to call yourself, "God's gift to women's bedrooms." Seriously? Are you kidding me? I thought that your kind had already became extinct. But apparently not for the courts are filling-up with angry, hurt women with serious complaints against men who sexually-harass them, flirt with them on the job and go as far as to stalk them . . .just for the one night of pleasure they can get from them.

So this hub, affectionately-named, "Beware of Girls with "Killer Lips," goes with this list.

"How a Girl with "Killer Lips' Words Can Destroy a Vulgar-Mannered Man"

Vulgar-mannered man: Say darling. I must be a magician for I have turned you into my love slave!

Girl with Killer Lips: Great! Why don't you stick your head into the commode and see your audience?

Vulgar-mannered man: Sweetie, when you date me, you have dated the "best"

Girl with Killer Lips: You made my day. I was looking for a janitor for my office.

Vulgar-mannered man: Has anyone in this bar told you how great "I" am?

Girl with Killer Lips: Yes, as a matter of fact, that well-built bouncer over there. He said you were "great" at bothering girls like me and you gave him a good work-out by him throwing you out.

Vulgar-mannered man: I bet there aren't anymore at home as pretty as you.

Girl with Killer Lips: Probably not since I live alone.

Vulgar-mannered man: I think that all that women's right stuff is just bunk!

Girl with Killer Lips: That's it! I was wondering what you looked like. Now I know. A caveman.

Vulgar-mannered man: Hey, pretty thing, may I buy you a drink?

Girl with Killer Lips: Sure, bud. But how are you paying for it since you just got fired from our office today?

Vulgar-mannered man: Say, why didn't "Mr. Anglin," our boss, give me that promotion?

Girl with Killer Lips: Well, Larry, it's simple. He needed someone who knew what they were doing, so he gave it to a woman - - -me.

Vulgar-mannered man: Say, pretty girl. What does my "beefed-up" body make you think of?

Girl with Killer Lips: A sack of flour? Oh, I know, a cow about to be slaughtered!

Vulgar-mannered man: If you go out with me, I will show you the time of your life.

Girl with Killer Lips: Great, just let me get back from my date with "Margie," my roommate.

So now guys, do you get what I am saying to you? Women not only appreciate, but deserve our respect, honor and to be treated as an equal. How hard is that to see?

If you are the "vulgar-mannered man" in my list above, then please change two things: A. your attitude toward women and B. your vocabulary toward women, the next time you get a chance to talk to a pretty girl.

If you do these two things, I promise you that you will not be getting up from the cold sidewalk when the muscular bouncer tosses you out of the club where you were harassing a girl with your male bravado, self-promoting way of acting and talking.

And you will be able to keep your manhood and pride intact.



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Pamela-anne 4 years ago from Kitchener, Ontario

Interesting hub I guess you men out there better watch out for the full lipped women. take care pam.


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picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

Well said Kenneth, well said. Vote way up


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Pamela-anne,

My sincere thanks to you for your comment. I appreciate it. This was my attempt to EDUCATE GUYS WHO ARE FULL OF THEMSELVES and think that by them just looking at a girl, any girl, they will take her home that night. I do wish THESE men would wise-up and know that women are not livestock, furniture or shoes that are put somewhere back in the closet when the man thinks they are out of style.

Maybe I should do some seminars on the weekend about "How Men Should Look at Women," huh?

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dear picklesandrufus,

Thank you kindly for what you said about this hub. Maybe ONE guy will learn something about how to CORRECTLY treat women.

Visit with me again!

Kenneth


Sueswan 4 years ago

Hi Kenneth,

Great hub.

Vulgar-mannered man: Say, why didn't "Mr. Anglin," our boss, give me that promotion?

Girl with Killer Lips: Well, Larry, it's simple. He

needed someone who knew what they were doing, so he gave it to a woman - - -me. " Yeah! for the girl with the killer lips.

Voted up and away

Take care :)


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ThoughtSandwiches 4 years ago from Reno, Nevada

Kenneth,

Truer words have not been written my friend! What does amaze me is how often the 'vulgar-mannered man' gets his crazy crap to work. We need even more girls with killer lips!

Ahhh...the old, "On a bus to Cleveland with a new identity," story, eh? It's a sad tale indeed...

Great job!

Thomas


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PurvisBobbi44 4 years ago from Florida

Hi Kenneth,

Most women with or without killer lips have killer brains, and now know how to protect one's self.

And we have Kenneth's help to instruct all the silly men who do not think with a full charged mind.

Great hub again, just keep them coming our way.

Your Hub Friend,

Bobbi


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catgypsy 4 years ago from the South

That's one of the things we love about you Kenneth...your respect and understanding of women. Great Hub!


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dear Susan,

Thanks so very much. That Mr. Anglin was smart in giving the "girl with killer lips" that promotion. Hey, I got an idea for a movie: Brad Pitt could pay "Vulgar-Mannered Man," and Drew Barrymore could be "Girl with Killer Lips," and I think it would work.

Wait. No, Drew is expecting a baby so we need to recast Jennifer Love Hewitt in that role. She can slice me up any day!

Thanks again!

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Well, howdy, Thomas!

And a rousing Thank YOU for this self-help hub for men, NOT YOU, friend, but our male friends who think that their bravado can get them through life. I picture Don Knotts as the vulgar-mannered man or maybe Jason Alexander, Seinfield. The girl? Gots to be Jennifer L. Hewitt. She can just LOOK at an arrogant man and make him shiver in his crocs.

Take care, my legendary writer friend!!!

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dear Bobbi,

You hit the nail on the head. Killer brains. Yeah, that would have been a better story than just lips. Thanks for helping me with your ingenius ideas. Glad for our friendship and YOUR following. Honest.

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dear catgypsy,

Thank you, Dear Friend, for your always-super comments. I do my best to respect women. I have seen them angry and nice. Believe me, nice is better!

I was pretty much a lonesome teenager. Now why did I type that? I mean, I was, but not from being rude to girls. I just fell into an area of rude girls. I guess.

Think I will sip my coffee.

Have a great day, You, Foxy, Chloe and Heidi and friends.

LOVE,

Kenneth and Festus

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