What happens to Dumped Men? Top 13

What happens to a guy when a woman dumps him?

Depends on: What kind of man, what kind of woman, what plane the relationship existed in...but still, let's see:

1. Some do nothing and carry on with whatever they were doing in their spare time.

2. Some are happy that the woman took the responsiblity of breaking off a bad thing, and sing in the rain.

3. Some head for the next one.

4. Some tear love letters, flush small mementos down the loo, throw darts at her picture and bad mouth her all over the place.

5. Some brood. Love letters, mementos and pictures are useful. They may also bore people around them with private details.

6. Some struggle with feelings of inadequacy and go into a 'where did I go wrong?' mode. Alcohol helps.

7. Some put on a hurt-dog look and ride sympathy waves.

8. Some sing select numbers from old romantic movies. And drink.

9. Some keep haunting the woman till she sets the dog or the police on them.

10. Some decide to wait till she changes her mind. The really lost ones wait for eternity.

11. Some decide to try marriage with a 'normal' girl. And ask their friends to do something about it.

12. Some kill themselves.

13. Some kill the woman.

Can you sugest anything else?

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Nicholas Wells 8 years ago from Mora

What a great list you should make one for what women do


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Kenny Wordsmith 8 years ago from Chennai Author

Thanks, Nicholas! I'll do exactly that!

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