Where In The World Is Mr. Right-- How to Find My Destiny

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Haven't had any Luck yet? Are you giving up on this World? Why so many women come with the same answer: All are taken! if not they are losers... or they are married and want an affair with you.

What's is happening? Where are we heading? Are women so desperate that they are committing with Mr. right know! Or Mr. second best to none? depending on your area and availability, yes!

Main reason to be unsuccessful is that you women are looking for perfection. Even if you get married, that doesn't mean happily ever after; just remember Lady Diana: She had it all at Buckingham Palace, but was cheated on! Just imagine Jackie Kennedy, having to look the other way, when John was inviting an intern to spend the afternoon next to a swimming pool...and so on.

First things first: You have to know yourself and be ready to accept who you are. There is not Baywatch babe around. God made you the way you are right now. whether you went through a lot will be carried with you to find this prospective candidate. You can ask your mother to really tell you who you are and what are your qualities. Mothers' know best.

Where are they anyway?

This is like asking the numbers of the Lotto the night before. They are scarce but they are out there.

  1. eHarmony or the rest? Yeah, but, you have to log in at the right second to grab that real gentleman.
  2. A bar? If you drink and love a nice guy to have fun, maybe, but we didn't mean to say Mr. right forever. Maybe Mr. what was your name?
  3. "If you meet that prospective candidate, what do you look for?" meet his mom and ask questions. Take notes on that ex.
  4. Join a spa or a gym. Men who keep themselves healthy, are letting you know that they might ask you out. The modern kindergarten of life down to your toes.
  5. Check his background for that 24.99 fee. Just to get rid of the psycho, deadbeat dad, or rapist.
  6. Pray for the one and take some load out of your shoulders
  7. Look for the charity organizations and volunteers on a weekend at the Hospice. There might be some shy guys waiting for someone like you.
  8. Do not date a player: A man that is surrounded by women might endanger your future.
  9. Your qualities V.S. this new friend. Focus and ask your mom, where did you go wrong before, according to her.
  10. Improve yourself with a career. You might find him at the library, the emergency room or that graduation party.
  11. Put the word out. Is like in here, let the world know you are available, 'SEO' your hub of a lifetime.
  12. Use your sixth sense. Is he the one? is this just lust and infatuation? Be real. Keep it real like Kelly! RHW!
  13. Do not Rush! If a man loves you, he will make his smart moves. You don't want to work for him; you want a 50/50 relationship. Not more, not less. It takes two to make it so safe harbor.
  14. How about a foreigner? Maybe, but Culture differences have to be overcome, nonetheless, you will have to be accepted by the future in-laws. Unless you want your children to be out-casted from them. Not nice for the holidays.
  15. Can you afford the pain of a divorce? Did you rush yourself, knowing that after 35, your biological clock was ticking?
  16. Do not settle for the jealous kind! You have to value yourself and stop listening to our cliche words just to get you in bed.
  17. Evaluate your positive attributes and your negatives
  18. Be aware that at 21, your goals and expectations are far different from those over 36. Meaning that you cannot ask for more than what you can handle.
  19. Sex? Subtly ask questions. Are you just an 'object' or a whole package to be rediscovered by us? Do you know when to stop if you are heading into one night stand?
  20. Just keep going out with your best friend... yeah that poor girl, that is also looking for Mr. right. Would you go to a movie by yourself?
  21. We men go by the looks, and the kitchen. If you don't know how to cook, just read our 3 or 4 recipes. Most of my recipes ask you to use a pan, add oil, garlic and the meat.
  22. Plastic surgery? Only if you can afford it and is really cosmetic. Remember: after settling down and having a baby, that surgery went into waste. Unless you wanted to have a breast implant
  23. Keep on praying!
  24. Relax and feel confident. A shaky looking woman will make us think twice.
  25. Watch re-runs from Sex and the city. But don't bed any guy from across the street. He was watching that show too, right?
  26. Cold showers? You are better that that. Go out, burn those calories. You might bump into a guy that owns a poodle just like yourself. Will he willing to take your cat in the deal?
  27. Marriage is not for everyone. Is like taking the car to the shop; it takes the both of you to decide what to do with car.
  28. If praying is not working, get a pillow and scream your bad luck into it. You will feel good afterwards.
  29. They say, there are 7 women for a man, just the average, not Michael Landon. So you are in disadvantage already. See your potentials. Maybe languages? Systems? A Tweeter genius...?
  30. If your credit is maxed out by that loan from college, have the decency to tell your future partner about it. He will thank you...and will tell his ex about it. We know that for sure.
  31. The pillow didn't work? Try the treadmill, If you can get it from the basement. That new year resolution lasted just 4 weeks!!
  32. Evaluate in a piece of paper your abilities to join your life with this man from mars: Do you both joke a lot? Is the music very similar? Is he from another religion and never told you? Are you too good with the frying pan? Pooing!!!
  33. Just keep on praying. Help yourself to hold on the world!! Who was holding this planet from falling into the black hole of negativity anyways?
  34. If desperate, join the millionaire's club. Make up a profile. Sing that "shower" song and post it to YouTube. Write poems on HubPages and be outspoken like Simone Smith. Move that status a little higher. Be like Melbel!! focus on your studies!
  35. Good luck!

Now...Make him think, you are the one!

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Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

haha. Lots of votes on this one. Very funny stuff, but serious, too. You do give a lot of good ideas for those who want to meet "Mr. Right." :-) Sharing this one!


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dinkan53 4 years ago from India

Really enjoyed your funny hub. Bookmarking this one to share with friends. Thanks for raising my mood. Rated as interesting and funny!


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Lord! hahahaha! I tell you if I had not found my Mr. Right by now....I would be snatching you up!!

My husband (about 19 years ago) called me to break our date. I said to him "don't ever call me again." I hung up promptly and continued watching my show.

He hurried and drove over and said, "what is the problem?" I said, "No problem but I refuse to date a guy who is going to ditch me when something better comes up. If I am not the most important thing you got going on then I am the wrong girl for you."

He never ever did that to me again!! Make sure you are #1 with your date!! lol lol

I love your hub articles Lord!


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wonderful1 4 years ago from Southern California

That put a smile on my face, and loved the explanation on the video, too. Hey, if I meet a guy who doesn't drink beer and watch sports, does that mean he can be removed from the "pig" clumping? Ha ha ha.

Great job, lord. I like to mix humor with serious topics myself. Yikes for #5! Do I need to pay $24.99 for every guy I date? That's more than what guys spend on me for the dates they take me on! Time to change the quality I guess. Thanks for the humor in my day.


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Levertis Steele 4 years ago from Southern Clime

They say!

"They say, there are 7 women for a man, just the average, not Michael Landon. So you are in disadvantage already. See your potentials. Maybe languages? Systems? A Tweeter genius...?"

I have heard this for many years, but I have not yet seen a shortage of men, maybe a shortage of men who want marriage. Now, we know that all women are not marriageable, and all women do not want to get married. Maybe that group of men and women who want marriage are close to even. I thought that there was a shortage until I asked myself, "Where is the shortage?" I never hear women complaining about a lack of men, only a lack of acceptable men. I wonder if anyone at all has noticed a shortage of men.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Victoria, Thanks for the support to this piece, that came straightout my mind. The thing is, it became humorous without expecting it. There is humor in life and mine is a joke!

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Good day/night Dinkan53,

Yeah, was a funny hub... there is a secret I never told you guys. The hub was originally longer..and got deleted by the Unwanted ans unexpected interruption from my wireless modem, and yikes!! I decided to sum up what I wrote before. That was sad!! But oh well! Thanks for giving us some support on this one.

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Kelly,

You did the funniest comment of your life. Reality is at times funnier than fiction. I can see you getting on his nerves reminding him about that day, in front of your daughters. Sorry Dave!!

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Sheila,

I didn't want to say, that you have to pay $24.99 foir every guy you meet! Only the ones that you think are on the list you have hidden in your heart. Glad you got a kicked out of this one. The video is mostly an ode to the pig in us! Well not all of us.

LORD


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi there Levertis Steele,

From 312 million of people, we get the prospective candidates to be on the spot... down to 65 million on our side against 66 million women. You have to take away the ones that haven't come out of the closet yet. Substract the Ladies that like ladies( we respect their choices) Now, the Cheaters will go back and forth like the bees on honey. Add the ladies that like to jump back and forth. I cannot be sure of the final answer but I guess, there is enough for every one, so far. Let's hear from the ladies then. I don't mind if I'm wrong...Thanks for your insightful comment!

LORD

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