Who understands women -- They Don't Even Know

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HOW TO UNDERSTAND THEM BETTER...

Women can be a blessing depending on your real intentions. Females are really a mystery. I don't think they understand their self.

Since most men (young and second age) nowadays, want to get that best bet 'behind those doors,' it becomes hard to get involved in a serious relationship. Here is a little help for our male friends, so they can understand them better.

We have used our studies in Psychology, human nature and Sciences of the heart. Believe it or not, math was involved in our research. We just overlook the technicalities to make the reading fun.

What do they really mean when they put a thought into their breath taking voice?

Here are just some examples, and there could be more. Depending on genetics, geographical location, moods, 'that week of the month,' women can certainly be hard to understand. Without much ado we are going to explore the meanings behind certain phrases, and what they really mean when they say it...!

  • NO, NOTHING...

Real meaning: I need more time. I need to figure things out. This might be the last straw. Three strikes and you are out...!

  • FORGET IT...

There is no use. You are not going to understand it. Why ask, I know how you are...!

  • I DON'T CARE...

You male 'homo-sapiens,' are suppose to ask for forgiveness, no matter what. Be on the safe side. The heat has reached its boiling point...!

  • WELL, GO THEN...!

Do not go! You might regret it. She is waiting for you to change your mind and make her feel better...!

  • YOU DON'T NEED TO COME TO MY PLACE...!

You better get ready. She is inviting you to her realm.

  • DO WHATEVER YOU WANT...!

Don't do it! You are being tested. Better counter attack with a kiss, or hold her hands.

  • NOPE!

Yes! Just wannna make it harder on you, that's all!

  • YES!

Maybe...! Just to shut your mouth!

  • MAYBE...!

No! We women, need to feel unpredictable...!

  • HUH HUH...!

Stop talking. Just trust us on this!

  • VERY GOOD SWEETY...!

She is trying to control her mouth, so you won't be part of that 'collateral damage,'

  • HUMM...!

The most complex word, depending on her state of mind at that second... it could mean: Jealousy, switching to mistrust, or trying to figure you out.

  • THIS GUY WAS REALLY BOTHERING ME...!

Do you care about me? Can you be the man I need? I need you to be jealous, at least once!

  • DO YOU THINK I'M OUT OF SHAPE?

Oprah, Dr Oz, Rachel Ray, Nancy, Dr, Phil, and my 'BBF' are up to my head! Wish never bought that tread mill that we've already stored down the basement!




  • YEAH, SEEING SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY...

If you show me that you can be better than him, then make your move...!

  • ARE YOU SERIOUS?

You got my attention...!

  • I LOVE IT TOO...

Maybe you are not so bad after all. Ice breaker . Add some body language and make it happen.

And the best one...!

  • YOU THINK SO?

My bad! Sorry for misjudging. We need to talk more...

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Vinaya Ghimire profile image

Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Life's good lesson. I really liked your points. Since I have read this, I hope to understand women better.


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billybuc 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

Great hub! The day you really think you understand women is the day you might want to re-think it all. They are mysterious and that's just the way I like them.


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica

I don't understand from what place the "no, nothing would be coming from since it would get more complicated than that and the "no, nothing" would have different meaning depending on the situation.

(1) Q:Is something wrong? A:No or nothing is wrong with me....meaning.....Are you blind, can't you see that I'm hurting?

(2) Q:What do you want for your birthday or Christmas or some other special day. A:Nothing....meaning....How could you ask something so stupid. If you don't get me a present/gift we are done! Meaning #2....You are so unromantic, do you really need to ask that?

The only others I have a problem with are the yes and no since these days most women take those two words very seriously because of the implications of misleading someone.

Overall, very good insight into the female mind.


Curiad profile image

Curiad 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

Well done Lord,I don't think man will ever truly "Understand" but maybe a close approximation to make things easier!


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xstatic 4 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

Another key into the great mystery of femininity! We need all the help we can get! Up!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Thanks Vinaya, you are such a gentleman, hope you're having a good time in Nepal.

@Billybuc, There is a equation of love, and the infinitesimal return is worth the try. You know it better and I'm happy for you.

@Cardisa, I had to read you 5 times, dear. Went out, came back and still didn't get you. Maybe is the Caribbean flair in you. Jokes aside, you have given us the female side in this research. mentally had to lower the volume of your answer. Were you turning that head sweetly in circles? I wonder if more women will come forward. Al we can say is that without the ladies we would be lost.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Curiad, we certainly did a close aproximation using Integrals and statistics. Not all will fit into our raw model, but we did try. We want to hear from women from all over, and have a better read. Great to see you around!

@Xstatic, I give you three reminders, and you will be ahead of the crowd: Surprise them, listen to them and love them all day. Do you need a credit Card to tell you: "Priceless"?

LORD


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Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

Great attempt there! In reality, though, never happen, as God made us far too complex. Refer to billybuc's comments - a very wise man. Love your response to Xstatic - now that is "Priceless"


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PurvisBobbi44 4 years ago from Florida

Lord,

A woman wants a man who can show her love, respect, kindness, and consideration, be energetic, never forgetting, birthdays, anniversaries, and one who is great on surprises for her and not be taken for granite kind of man.

A man who can kiss her goodbye every morning with a smile, return in the afternoon with a smile and a kiss.

A man who put her first in his life, and she knows it when he does---and if she does not feel it—watch out.

I Love Your Hubs,

Bobbi


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Morning Faith! Yeah! We completely agree with you. But this article is a rough attempt. The blue print was laid and is up to commenters and ourselves to get it in tune. Great to see you again!

LORD

Bobbi, What can we tell you! You are another romantic galpal, who has written such a lovely comment. We appreciate your stopping by and thanks for your kind words... and heartfelt words.

LORD


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mary615 4 years ago from Florida

I truly don't think men will ever understand women. We women will never fully understand men, either. We just muddle through life trying to get along and coexist I think.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Good point Mary615,

Men are from Mars indeed! and women? We are not sure if it was from Venus anymore...Thanks for leaving such an important comment Mary Hyatt!

LORD


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City

This was an awesome display of how woman react to men, and how they act out when men aren't paying them any attention.

Nice job on the cool phrases they tend to use on us men, and boy it can get tough to understand them, the lord knows best. Voted up & Out!


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Anamika S 4 years ago from Mumbai - Maharashtra, India

Lord, You are a genius! You sure know the Psychology of Women. But there are times when a women says and means the same thing too! Awesome Hub, Voted up and shared on FB.


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RealHousewife 4 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Lord - I am a woman and I don't understand other women! LOL You are hilarious and as usual - come up with terrific hubs that are so much fun!

You are SO right about everything too! Espeically if a girl says "just go then!" you better not unless you mean to never come back! lol


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hi Cloudexplorer, You said it right! Women have a different kind of language and it shows!

@Anamika, I agree thoroughly with you. Men and women more that us.... are unpredictable. This hub cannot satisfy or make anyone happy or come to an agreement.

@ RealHOuseWife, You know better and we hear ya... who didnt' hear you was dave, on the other room, Checking on "bark" LOL!

Lord


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MargaritaEden 4 years ago from Oregon

good one! so true, sometimes we just say things we don't mean to be stubborn :)


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida

very well written..yes, women are complex..but..that is

what holds the interest for men. Men don't even try to unravel the mystery, and don't always understand We are wired differently,..we are like " ying and yang"..but that is what relationships are about..give and take..

enjoyed ..looking forward to reading more of your hubs..


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Margarita, you are confirming our theory then. In a way is good to have women as misterious as their crankiness. We are lucky to have decoded some of the secrecy behind all this...!

@ KJForce, you said so right! We men take for granted our women, and should pay more attention to what they say, and how they say it. Thanks KJ for leaving a rich comment.

LORD

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