You Might Be a Male Slut

 

Are you a male slut? Is you sexual past shady? Then you just might be a male slut.  There are many signs that can point you into the right direction. Do you have a checkered past? The term slut is not usually used with a man I mean a man is judged by his conquests after all.  But truth be told there are a few signs out there that will let you know whether or not you are a male slut.  And believe me there are male sluts around. To figure out if you are a male slut there are a few questions you need to ask yourself.

1. Have you been with more women than you care to remember?  If the volume of women that you have on your list is too long to remember it is possible that you are a male slut.  Also if you keep a list like Wilt Chamberlain then it is possible that you are a male slut.
2. Do you even know the number of women that you have slept with?  If you cannot count the number of women you have been with because you get lost after you use your fingers and toes you might be a male slut.  If the number of women you have been with passes or doubles your current age then you might be a male slut.  

3. Do you remember the names of the women that you have slept with? If you do not remember names only faces or places then you might be a male slut.  If you cannot remember names or faces then it is possible that you are a male slut.  

4. Do your relationships end quickly?  Do you move from woman to woman quickly with your relationships lasting less than a year or six months?  If most of your relationships last less then six months then you might be a male slut.  

5. Do you have experiences that leave you some what speechless?

A. If you are out somewhere and a woman or a couple of women approach you and start talking to you like they know you but you cannot remember them then you might be a male slut.

B. If you are out with your friends and they introduce you to their new girlfriends and you have slept with them then you might be a male slut.

C. If you are reminiscing with a friend from high school and realize that every girl he mentions you have slept with then you might be a male slut.

D. If you introduce yourself to someone who is new to town and she says, “Oh no I have heard about you.” Then you might be a male slut.

E. If your friends ask you, “Have you been with her?” or “Who haven’t you been with?” Then you might be a male slut.

So if you are wondering whether or not you are a male slut you might want to think about your sexual history.  If it is hard to remember because there are too many or you need to get a piece of paper out to take notes then it is possible that you are a male slut so don’t even worry about trying to figure it out.   

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Janetta 7 years ago

LMAO--my husband took the quiz--luckily he is not a male slut. My brother on the other hand....


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

LOL Janetta.....I have no comment for any of the males in my family. Lets just say I got this information through observation!


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suziecat7 7 years ago from Asheville, NC

Too funny!!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

Thank you Suzie!


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

Male sluts are just as bad as some girl sluts messing around too!? That was a fun hub.


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

mayhmong - Thank you. I agree completely and I get really tired of hearing all about women when men can go around acting the exact same and being touted a hero or cool!!


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mayhmong 7 years ago from North Carolina

LOL yeah, I know right. We had a cute looking guy came in to talk to one of our co-workers. We were all in to him until she told us that he's a player. He knows he good looking and can get any girl he wants. What a bummer!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

That is too bad. I know a few guys like that and women are turned off when they hear that he has a shady past.


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

Love turning the tables on those guys. Think about it. It takes two to tango. If a girl sleeps around she's gotta have partners, right? So how come she gets labeled a slut but her partners don't? Yea, being a male slut (aka player) is as unflattering as being a femal slut.

If a man is choosing quantity over quality then what does it say about him? Nothing good!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

MM - You are dead on!! I get tired of the labels and the double standards....so I decided to call it like I see it!! Thank you!!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

CabinGirl - LOL!! At least you are both aware of it. Some men are still in hiding.


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jxb7076 7 years ago from United States of America

I am 53 years old and have slept with only four women in my life (no men - I just wanted to point that out). The current relationship is now in its 23rd year. Hmmmm, perhaps I am missing something!


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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast Author

jxb - I do not think you are missing anything at all. Sounds like you did things the right way!


loney galey 5 years ago

i am looking for a mistress and master to keep me a male slut and tie me up and rent me out as a male slut to.

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