That would depend on whether or not you were making a stand (with the Kiwis) :)
If it is a Kiwi you're wishing over:
Never never throw out his jandles (when they are ready - they will walk themselves out.
Never never say you don't like Marmite
Ditto for Baked Beans & Mountain Oysters :)
On the plus side
(A Good Bloke) and he will take you fishing. You might have to gut the fish, but hey: Now you know how emotionally attached he is to his Jandles!
And Cindyvine.. I'm being kind..
Usually if you were on the other side I would have to say I'd like to help you out...
Which way did you come in? :)
Oh yeah... When training Kiwi guys who like B Beans... Teach him by letting him wash his own undies, The upside of that is that he will darn the holes himself. In general kiwis gruns last for 41 years before they get discarded.
Go Blue Tattoo!