A few "Tell tale signs," someone wants to marry you for Citizenship:
1. They do not speak English
2. They show you pictures of their 36 siblings, all naked, holding spears in their hands
3. They wash laundry down at the stream
4. He/she has a bone through their nose
5. he/she wears a veil, a turban, a burka, animal hides or sombrero
6. It rains after he/she dances
7. he/she is more comfortable, sleeping on the floor.
8. He carries a rolled-up throw rug under his arm
9 They carry the groceries home, in a basket balanced on their head
10. They think a bar of soap is something to eat.
11. They travel by Burro, camel or elephant
12. They hitch a wagon to a bike and pick up people at the bus stop