You could run him over with your car.
..leave him a nice note.
Especially with the car on his chest and all.
It helps to cut thru any unnecessary confusion about what's coming next.
He's already experiencing excruciating pain. So then...
Give him the note.
By the way.
I hope things work out with you and the NEW boyfriend.
Cuz eventually all this changing your mind is gonna mean bodywork....and CARS can be such a bother. Ya know?
Thanks for the question. And it's really OK (trust me on this)...ya DON'T have ta tell me how it turns out.
I've been run over before.