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Tips on how to secuce a man?

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    TMinutposted 7 years ago

    secure? seduce?

    1. tksensei profile image60
      tksenseiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Being a woman usually takes care of it.

      1. rhamson profile image76
        rhamsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        No argument here.  It's tough being a dog.

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    This ought to be good. Nice one Tom.

  3. Ms Chievous profile image81
    Ms Chievousposted 7 years ago

    Food is the answer.. It can secure a man and seduce him!

    1. Pearldiver profile image87
      Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Although he is a Chef. What then?

  4. Tom Cornett profile image58
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    Crap...I wrote secuce instead of seduce...so if you are tongue tied...please don't be offended.  smile

    1. Daniel Carter profile image91
      Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I think the tongue is one of the keys, Tom. If it's tied, better figure out how to loosen it up.

      1. Tom Cornett profile image58
        Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        That's Knot nice! lol

        1. Daniel Carter profile image91
          Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          No, in these circumstances, knots are never nice! Knot, knot, knot.
          LOL

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        \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        the tongue is extremely important in any relationship

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          Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I'm down with that!

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    Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago

    Show up!

    Works on me everytime!

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I think we all knew.

  7. Helen Cater profile image72
    Helen Caterposted 7 years ago

    Take up watching footy, drink a little more than you normally would. Insist on having the sports on all day long. Have his meal ready when he gets home from work. Run him a nice bath and wash his back everyday. Insist that you love doing chores and make him sit with a bag of popcorn in front of the TV. Tell him you need a break and he is to go on a golfing holiday with all his buddies. Or you could do what I do which is none of the above. Hide the remote for the TV and only give it back when he has given in to your demands.

    1. sooner than later profile image57
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      for a minute there i wanted to propose to you.

      1. Helen Cater profile image72
        Helen Caterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Damn I knew I would ruin it.

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      Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You had me worried there at the beginning... I'd be very uncomfortable with all that attention! I'd rather enjoy giving in to your demands!

      1. Helen Cater profile image72
        Helen Caterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        What and have no remote....are you sure about that?

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          Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Hell yeah! There's nothing on TV anyway!

          1. Helen Cater profile image72
            Helen Caterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            You are sooooo easy LOL!!!

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              Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              What can I say, "I'm A Sucker For Love"!

    3. myownworld profile image81
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hey, we're talking seduction here..not the recipe for a perfect wife darling....

      no, has to be sexy lingerie and lots of charm....!

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        ralwusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Marry me and I'll never look at another sheep!

        1. myownworld profile image81
          myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol..then we'd have to shift back to the recipe...and u've seen how that argument ends...!

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            ralwusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Well I figured you might get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

            1. myownworld profile image81
              myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              hmm... that's better...now we're headed in the right direction...

            2. Daniel Carter profile image91
              Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Sounds like a song I threatened to write:
              "She Wouldn't Kiss Me on the Lake So I Paddled Her Back to Shore."

              1. myownworld profile image81
                myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                you're on the right track....a song always helps...

    4. Ms Chievous profile image81
      Ms Chievousposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And then you told him to wake up and stop dreaming???

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol Was thinkin the same , even suggest a light cold shower(via the garden hose) to bring him back to reality lol

  8. Tom Cornett profile image58
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    Tell him your cat ran away and cry!  smile

    1. TamCor profile image80
      TamCorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Works on Tom everytime....big_smile

      1. Tom Cornett profile image58
        Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I dumped that stupid cat off a dozen times and it found it's way home!  I loved that cat!  smile

  9. Tom Cornett profile image58
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    Charlie....That was Baaaaaad!  smile

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      ralwusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      smile I know Tom, but I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. wink

  10. Tom Cornett profile image58
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    Redneck seduction:  Are you gonna pork me Bubba or whut?  smile

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      rednckwmnposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      noooo
      bubba, we ain't real cuzins, its just by marrige

      1. Tom Cornett profile image58
        Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        LOLOL....bonafide cousins!  smile

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Once my wife walked in from work, I was whispering in the cleaning ladies mouth at the time. hah! And she thought we were kissing. smile

    1. Daniel Carter profile image91
      Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Wha???.....

      You're losing me on this one. But I'm not sure I need to be anything more than lost about it.

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        ralwusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I was being seduced and caught in the act. Or maybe I was trying to seduce and was caught in the act. Whatever, I got slapped twice by both of them. smile

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    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    Strong rope should do it smile

    Secure right?

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    How to secure a man? Fuzzy handcuffs!
    how to seduce a man? cat-walking, clutching books to your chest and a sweet smile. That is how I got my husband LMAO back in HS HAHAHAh he fell in love with me the first time he laid his eyes on me or so he says big_smile

  14. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Men can actually be seduced?? lol

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      Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Sure. Stop by my office and stick your tongue in my ear, I'll pretty much do anything you want me to after that!

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
        Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol reminds me of the time when I was sleeping,our new puppy did that and I sighed out loud ,honey we did it already lol

  15. Eaglekiwi profile image73
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Great food , Steak smile
    Ice Cold Beer
    Smile big ,hold eye contact ,flutter those peepers big_smile
    Shiny glossy pouting mouth ask him if he needs more beer wink

    Feminine frilly soft clothing then

    Bend over slowly to pick up the remote control wink



    (work next day talkin to his buddies)

    What happened last night guys , I missed the last quarter ..) lol

    Touchdown baby!  smile

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      \Brenda Scullyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      STEAK WITH OR WITHOUT SEASONING?

  16. jiberish profile image76
    jiberishposted 7 years ago

    How to secure a man?  With handcuffs!

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    No wonder you intrigue me Jib.

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    Philentposted 7 years ago

    I dunno every time I look at him, he says that I'm seducing him.. hmmm..I'm just checking on him! lol

  19. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    Seducing is easy - they are always up for it big_smile

    Securing - well, that takes some work, lots of love, try recipes his mom made for him growing up & hope you don't screw them up, make sure his clothes are always washed, ironed or neatly folded, massage, support,  --- damn, I've been at this too long.  I want someone to do this for ME!  LOL

  20. Flightkeeper profile image72
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    Rope works both ways.

    If you want to seduce a man, let him tie you up.  If you want to secure a man, tie him down. wink

  21. rhamson profile image76
    rhamsonposted 7 years ago

    I like what Charlie Chaplin said about the differences between men and women.  He said that we have a difficult task of communicating with each other because we think two different ways in that women always want to be respected and men always want to be understood.

    So if you want to seduce and secure a man try to let him think you understand him.  Good luck!

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    bluetiger1520posted 7 years ago

    To secure your man; stop cheating and lying. Women should start acting like they want a  real man.

  23. Colebabie profile image61
    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    How I seduce my man smile
    1. Leave him notes in his jacket pocket or send him a text message. "I can't wait to see you tonight wink"
    2. We go on dates at least once a week. I get dressed up and wear the "sexy perfume" he calls it.
    3. Before I get in the shower I drop clothes on the way there and then ask if he's coming.
    4. I'm not a tease, if I mention it throughout the day, there's gotta be some action.

    How I secure my man smile
    1. I'm very honest with him. There are no secrets here!
    2. I tell him every day how much I love him and how much he means to me.
    3. I show him how much I love him. (And I am faithful)
    4. I'm a really good cook.

 
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