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Here's one for you on contraception.

  1. IntimatEvolution profile image81
    IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago

    The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work. Who knew?

    1. zadrobi profile image61
      zadrobiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Personally, I don't think it matters what kind of poop you rub on your junk... it will definitely keep the ladies away and therefore have a 100% success rate.

      1. Jeffrey Neal profile image86
        Jeffrey Nealposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lollol

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    thank you for that bit of, er, news.

    1. RKHenry profile image77
      RKHenryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I with Ralwus on this one.  What the hell?

  3. sannyasinman profile image60
    sannyasinmanposted 7 years ago

    So did the elephant droppings work? If they did, I can save myself a fortune on condoms . .smile

  4. zadrobi profile image61
    zadrobiposted 7 years ago

    Yeah and didn't they use sheep skin for condoms after the middle ages? (I'm too lazy to look it up) Antiquated contraceptives seem to be an especially gross subject.

    1. TimTurner profile image79
      TimTurnerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You can still buy sheep skin condoms in stores.  There are a lot of people allergic to latex.

      1. RKHenry profile image77
        RKHenryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'd hate to experience that allergic reaction- ouch!lol

        1. TimTurner profile image79
          TimTurnerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Haha..my friend put a condom on at a party as a joke and his penis got sooo swollen.  He had no idea he was allergic to condoms  lol

          1. RKHenry profile image77
            RKHenryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Damn, I think that's the funniest story I've ever heard.lol

            1. IntimatEvolution profile image81
              IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              OMG!

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    Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago

    Really? I thought that's why BJs were invented!

  6. prettydarkhorse profile image65
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    are these contracetives for men only? or for women also? or can be both lololol

  7. emievil profile image83
    emievilposted 7 years ago

    *gets a comfortable chair, sits down and reads all these interesting forum threads on tampons, nocturnal happenings, pornography and now, contraceptives!* big_smile lol

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I'm still scratchin my head trying to figure out how they used shit for that. LOL did the man rub it on his weener?

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    Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago

    I actually goggled the subject. I couldn't find anything about poop though there were some strange behaviour which of course didn't work. Perhaps the most effective method in acient times was to continue breast feeding as long as possible. This method worked up to 3 years after birth. There was also different spermicides used as early as 1550 BC which were effective.

    1. IntimatEvolution profile image81
      IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago in reply to this
  10. RKHenry profile image77
    RKHenryposted 7 years ago

    I liked the one where the Grand Tetons means, Big Tits!  I really wonder if that is true.

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      Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Actually that is true! I was there last year! It's an awesome place and I highly recommend visiting Yellowstone!

  11. Ivorwen profile image83
    Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

    Yes, I was aware of this, and crocodile dung was used by women, as a cervix plug.

    RKHenry, yes, that is the correct translation of Grand Tetons. They were named by French explorers, what else would you expect?

    By the way, there is also a mountain in the area named 'Mary's Nipple.'

    1. IntimatEvolution profile image81
      IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh goodness that is too funny.  Mary's nipple?  What made them think of that as a name?

      1. Ivorwen profile image83
        Ivorwenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Evidently it was named for a Trap Bar waitress.
        http://www.jhunderground.com/2009/01/30 … ys-nipple/

        1. IntimatEvolution profile image81
          IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You're a hoot.  That's great, unbelievable, but great!  Only in America, I love it.lol

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    Janettaposted 7 years ago

    and who do you suppose was the first to suggest putting poo poo in hoo ha?? A man I'm guessing. And what do you suppose the women of the village thought when Joe Blow presented this idea to them. I wonder if he got a healthy doe of crocodile dung where the sun don't shine? lol

  13. Wendi M profile image82
    Wendi Mposted 7 years ago

    Wow...you learn something new every day!

 
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