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Oral Sex in Caveman Times

  1. marinealways24 profile image59
    marinealways24posted 7 years ago

    Do you think oral sex was popular in the beginning of man and woman or do you think it is something that evolved over time for us seeking more pleasures and different things to do?

  2. weblog profile image59
    weblogposted 7 years ago

    I wish they could have left a message through cave paintings for the world to know...

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol no doubt. That would have been pretty hysterical to see carvings of oral. lol

      1. thekidandblue profile image60
        thekidandblueposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        that would make those history shows a lil more interesting big_smile

        loving the avatar marinealways24

        1. marinealways24 profile image59
          marinealways24posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Thanks. I agree, history channel hasn't evolved yet. lol

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I thought the French invented it. French Cavemen, or their women of the oldest profession.

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol What about the ones before France?

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    Audreveaposted 7 years ago

    Some of them still are cavemen

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol I agree, most of those are in jail or headed to jail.

  5. maven101 profile image75
    maven101posted 7 years ago

    " Even a caveman can do it..! "

    1. Pearldiver profile image87
      Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hi There Larry.... Good to see you're in the groove! lol

    2. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol Perfect timing. I don't think geico has courage to use this one.

    3. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      So why can't Republicans? lol

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
        prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Oh why cant democrats and republicans as well? anybody can do it? Let me be myself, my turn to shine, HEHEHE< morning Ron

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Have you ever seen the wife/girlfriend of a Republican who looks happy?  Ever wonder why? wink

          Good morning pretty one.

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
            prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            oh, I will ask the neighbors wife here hehe

  6. maven101 profile image75
    maven101posted 7 years ago

    Morning guys...Deeds once called me a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal...I'll take that as a compliment...Muff-diving or pearl-diving can be an adventure...

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I will take your word. You sound like an experienced caveman. lol

    2. Pearldiver profile image87
      Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol Oh Sure... But Don't Take My Name in Vain lol tongue

  7. maven101 profile image75
    maven101posted 7 years ago

    Sorry Rob...couldn't resist....

    1. Pearldiver profile image87
      Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh Don't Be Sorry Mate! Your Wit is Most Welcome in the forums smile

  8. marinealways24 profile image59
    marinealways24posted 7 years ago

    I would like to bring up another question. Um, they likely didn't have the same advances in hygeine as we do today. How much could that have played in?

    1. Pearldiver profile image87
      Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      As the paintings confirmed.... There were many ways to use their clubs! sad

    2. maven101 profile image75
      maven101posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Maybe that accounts for the high mortality rate in cavemen...

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
        prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        death by suffocation or poison?? Hi Maven and hi PD

        1. maven101 profile image75
          maven101posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          OMG !! From the mouths of Babes....Hi Pretty...

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
            prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            nice topic isnt it very early too LOL, I will just read Benton to inspire me today hehehe

        2. Pearldiver profile image87
          Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Hi PDH.... Fancy Meeting You in this thread! lol

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
            prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I was about to look at the forum and this is the first topic I read so.....I am very curious too

            1. Pearldiver profile image87
              Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Yeah Right lol The Alternative was 'Yippee.. Beef Stew' lol

              1. prettydarkhorse profile image65
                prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Hahahaha, and I like to cook beef stew too with hoisin sauce in it

      2. marinealways24 profile image59
        marinealways24posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol Outstanding and wrong at the same time.

  9. maven101 profile image75
    maven101posted 7 years ago

    The secret to a satisfying muff dive is to find the little man in the boat and tease the hell out of him...( I feel a ban coming on ...)

    1. thekidandblue profile image60
      thekidandblueposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      nice smile

  10. prettydarkhorse profile image65
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    In history sex and history there have been many drawings in the walls among the ancient people about this kind of lovemaking, it shows that they are into it already, as for hygiene, we dont know about it, but they also use soap from plants etc...

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks pd. I think I will try to google ancient oral sex images. lol

  11. Tom Cornett profile image55
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    Probably happened first when Grog got kicked in the crotch by a moose and ran home to get his wound licked.  He probably told the other cave men about it and they all started chasing mooses.  They couldn't all find a moose to get kicked by, so they started injuring themselves and lying.
    Soooo....oral sex caused cave men to lie.  smile

    1. Pearldiver profile image87
      Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Isn't it Strange that the outspoken modern moose don't respond that way anymore in the forums? hmm

  12. kerryg profile image87
    kerrygposted 7 years ago

    Animals have been observed performing oral sex on each other so I think it's safe to assume that early humans did too.

  13. fishtiger58 profile image83
    fishtiger58posted 7 years ago

    Well now there's a question for ya.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee.

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