Hi< I want us to be friends, then maybe we can be friends in love, then afterwards we can be friends who are married then we can have a baby, then we will quarrel, then you will leave me or I wil leave you, would you like that hehehehe
New Yorker, I think they know when your kidding, just sometimes people arent in a funny mood, I find that sometimes people struggle on board the old Hub ship with sleep in their eyes just wanting to know that they are loved....give love recieve laughter
Hold it real firm, not tight you might hurt it, just firm, so that you can feel its pulse, then real gentle, gentle, start to stroke him, thats it nice and easy, feel the pulse, thats good stroke his head, make him feel loved, yep, thats good, you have handled a Rooster before....nice and gentle now
Some guy walked up to my friend in a bar, took the ice out of his drink and smashed it on the table beside her. He says 'that's the ice broken then - so what's your name'. He didn't get a date...
Personally I don't chat people up, I just introduce myself and hope
p.s. Love the potato one Irish, my boyfriends from Belfast and whenever I see the Lurpak baked potato ad I always think of him - 'don't sap it for it's final fifteen minutes of life in the microwave - give it an oven, give it an hour, give it lurpak' mwahahaha
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even ! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
obama has formaly invited george w to the ground zero moment this week, to take part in commemorating the nations loss and recent victory,.... and the ignoramus declines????i'm speachless,... utterly speachless,.... as...