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What Is Your Best Chat Up Line

  1. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

    What would you say to someone that you wanted to date

    1. NewYorker profile image80
      NewYorkerposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      "Honey, Christmas must be early this year, because you are on my wish list."

      I'M KIDDING, BY THE WAY! Alot of people here seem to not get when I'm kidding. I don't use pick up lines.

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
        prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hi I can cook, I can clean, I am a good acrobatic dancer, just kidding,

        I will just smile and say Hi! and wait for the man to make the first move

        1. Hokey profile image60
          Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

          1. myownworld profile image79
            myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            hey you, still going strong? big_smile

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        Doire Deirdreposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        i will never be stuck for a chair while you have a face......smile

      3. H.C Porter profile image83
        H.C Porterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        -If I was single I would use;
        Hey look, sex trophies- at least you know I put out?  big_smile
        (as two toddlers run screaming in the background)

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol

      4. prettydarkhorse profile image62
        prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hi< I want us to be friends, then maybe we can be friends in love, then afterwards we can be friends who are married then we can have a baby, then we will quarrel, then you will leave me or I wil leave you, would you like that hehehehe

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          Poppa Bluesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          You had me at hi! xOx

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
            prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            You had me even before you said HI, how are you POPPA!

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              Poppa Bluesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I'm well thanks my pretty friend! And you?

              1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
                prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                am fine Poppa, I have a cough due to weather spring but I am generally fine, thank you!
                hmm, arent we stealing this thread, Hi everyone here Irish, hokey and Ms Kim,

                Take care ya all!

      5. Daniel Carter profile image91
        Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        If I tell you you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?

      6. Gangsta_Luv profile image60
        Gangsta_Luvposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Step 1 - greet them ladies

        step 2 - point at my crotch

        step 3 - Hey baby, this aint gonna suck on itself, what you waiting for?

        Note: Please take necessary caution. Response are not very favorable . Please bring the necessary item while using the above chat line

        1) towel - in the event you get your face greeted by the cooling or hot beverages on your face ( for the love of god, i hope its cold)

        2) Insurance - cause you may get beaten up/ probably a slap from the girl

        3) lawyer - sexual harassment is is to follow

        Recommended Places that might work

        1) Whore house
        2) Whore house
        3) whore house

        1. Adult Content profile image60
          Adult Contentposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I LOVE that line actually and have used it but not--as yet--as an opening line on a first date!

        2. maheshpatwal profile image80
          maheshpatwalposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          That was awesome GANGSTA you made me laugh my guts out...........

    2. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Hi my name is Irish - want to peel some potatoes.... smile

    3. myownworld profile image79
      myownworldposted 6 years ago

      I wouldn't say anything, just hope he'd do all the talking! wink

    4. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      myownworld...I think that just might happen...if a face can launch a thousand ships then why cant I launch you......sorry got carried away there..... smile

      1. myownworld profile image79
        myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile was a great line though, I have to admit!
        (((ok. so when do we go out...? wink)))

    5. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      New Yorker, I think they know when your kidding, just sometimes people arent in a funny mood, I find that sometimes people struggle on board the old Hub ship with sleep in their eyes just wanting to know that they are loved....give love recieve laughter smile

    6. Sa Toya profile image86
      Sa Toyaposted 6 years ago

      I am honestly shit at chat up lines or taking to guys I'm crushing on.

      I'd hope to just have them at hello smile

    7. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Sa Toya, hello might just cut it, but there needs to be more......Hi, Im Sa, want to come to my room and see my law books..... smile

      1. Sa Toya profile image86
        Sa Toyaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hahahaha

        I'm too shy I guess...I just my have to give this law books things a try wink

    8. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      myownworld, oh how you tease smile

    9. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      The law has caught many good men smile

    10. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago

      I'm in big trouble ! I wonder if you can help me ? big_smile
      (and a bikini avatar)

    11. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      like the bik....would you like to hold my Rooster smile

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Are you in big trouble ? tongue

    12. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Yes, I need you to hold it so that I can Come...to a final decision about where it is I want to be smile

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hold a sec!........OK. I'm ready! How would you like it ?

    13. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Do I make you horny baby smile

    14. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Hold it real firm, not tight you might hurt it, just firm, so that you can feel its pulse, then real gentle, gentle, start to stroke him, thats it nice and easy, feel the pulse, thats good stroke his head, make him feel loved, yep, thats good, you have handled a Rooster before....nice and gentle now smile

    15. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago

      Don't tell me what to do, or I will squeeze you !
      lol

    16. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      For feak sake dont squeeze you could leave him limp and lifless smile

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        not my problem
        there are a lot of roosters on the market !

        I can get another one !
        tongue

    17. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      I just want you to focus on the one in your hand...dont hurt him...I am so attached to him smile

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        So why did you lent it to me??
        you know I'm mean !! Or so the people in the religion forum say !
        big_smile

    18. Sa Toya profile image86
      Sa Toyaposted 6 years ago

      hahahaha loving this thread big_smile

      Loving the tattoos Tantrum big_smile

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hi SaToya !! big_smile

        1. Sa Toya profile image86
          Sa Toyaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          HI!!!! big_smile

    19. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Sa Toya will you explain to Tantrum that she needs to be gentle smile

      1. Sa Toya profile image86
        Sa Toyaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hahahahah be gentle Tantrum...lol

    20. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      you forget about those bible bashing hill billies and you take good care of rooster smile

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol
        Are you desperate !!! big_smile

    21. wrenfrost56 profile image82
      wrenfrost56posted 6 years ago

      Can you help me please, I've lost my number, can I have yours? smile

      1. tobey100 profile image61
        tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I like that one.  Mine's usually, "Hi, I'm worth $421 million dollars and have no idea what to do with it."

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          that's cool ! I'm in big trouble ! I wonder if you can help me ?  big_smile

    22. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      wrenfrost56, 007 Bond James Bond...shaken not stirred smile

      1. wrenfrost56 profile image82
        wrenfrost56posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol why mr bond, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

    23. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Tantrum not desperate...just frustrated with the lack of progress in finding someone who understands the needs of my rooster...why dont you hold him and Sa can stroke him smile

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I don't like your rooster anymore. It's a spoiled  beast !! mad

        1. Sa Toya profile image86
          Sa Toyaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I'm generally afraid of roosters, they can be sooo aggressive sometimes. I'm not saying don't be rough or firm but gentle to. I had one chase me around once.

          Not sure how much stroking I can offer if he's the beast Tantrum says he is

    24. Happyontheinside profile image59
      Happyontheinsideposted 6 years ago

      Some guy walked up to my friend in a bar, took the ice out of his drink and smashed it on the table beside her. He says 'that's the ice broken then - so what's your name'. He didn't get a date...

      Personally I don't chat people up, I just introduce myself and hope big_smile

      p.s. Love the potato one Irish, my boyfriends from Belfast and whenever I see the Lurpak baked potato ad I always think of him - 'don't sap it for it's final fifteen minutes of life in the microwave - give it an oven, give it an hour, give it lurpak' mwahahaha

      1. Sa Toya profile image86
        Sa Toyaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        They are sooo much better in the oven...I lurve potatoes

    25. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Is it too much to ask for rooster to be loved...to be stroked....to be pulled...... from the pain of life smile

    26. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      that Miss Wren is a walter ppk, whats in my pocket is something real different smile

      1. wrenfrost56 profile image82
        wrenfrost56posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        1. Hokey profile image60
          Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Calling 911 !


            lol

            1. myownworld profile image79
              myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              lol

            2. Hokey profile image60
              Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

              1. myownworld profile image79
                myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                um...better, but still too theatrical....

                1. Hokey profile image60
                  Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

                  1. myownworld profile image79
                    myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    yes, nice and warm...smile

                    1. Hokey profile image60
                      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                      You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

                  2. tantrum profile image61
                    tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Are you waterproof ? tongue

              2. tantrum profile image61
                tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                That would be great !
                I hate this carpet. Lets see if now they'll change it then!

                1. myownworld profile image79
                  myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  lol

                2. Hokey profile image60
                  Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  How about?-You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

                  1. myownworld profile image79
                    myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    perfect at last!!! now she'll be yours...!

                  2. tantrum profile image61
                    tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    And you're so way out of line, that I'm picking up my things and go somewhere else!

                    1. Hokey profile image60
                      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                      Geez! You really just can't please everyone.

    27. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      you with all the money, know how to hold a rooster smile

    28. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago

      If your heart was a prison I would ask for a life sentence.

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I would run away like Hell !

        lol

    29. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      I would simply ask for a short visit so that I could bring you all my love smile

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this
      2. myownworld profile image79
        myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        yikes hey, T, he just proposed me in that other thread.....! I knew he was too good to be true....! lol

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol
          He's Irish !

          lol

    30. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      jahsgdytenncjdncjncjkncjndjdsndkjkldsnj....sorry wrong thread I was speaking in tongues love the wee hearts...now what about my rooster smile

    31. myownworld profile image79
      myownworldposted 6 years ago

      lol lol lol

    32. skyfire profile image73
      skyfireposted 6 years ago

      I are BACK cool

      1. myownworld profile image79
        myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        that your best  pick up line??

        1. skyfire profile image73
          skyfireposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          big_smile No. I just spammed this thread. tongue

    33. Jumpness profile image59
      Jumpnessposted 6 years ago

      I want to know where she is going in life. What are her goals and dreams. If they have none... bye

      1. myownworld profile image79
        myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile ah...finally a man with some depth! I like it...

    34. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      hokey I like it smile

    35. wrenfrost56 profile image82
      wrenfrost56posted 6 years ago

      "if your as smart as you are attractive, you must be a genius." smile

      1. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Buddha walked into a pizza parlor and said, "Make me one with everything."

        1. wrenfrost56 profile image82
          wrenfrost56posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Smart and funny! smile

          1. Hokey profile image60
            Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.

            1. wrenfrost56 profile image82
              wrenfrost56posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              That's very sweet. smile
              How about. "I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell from heaven."

              1. Hokey profile image60
                Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

                1. wrenfrost56 profile image82
                  wrenfrost56posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  lol

    36. skyfire profile image73
      skyfireposted 6 years ago

      Looks like mow and tantrum playing hokey. Poor rooster.

      1. myownworld profile image79
        myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol we return his favour in kind is all!!!

      2. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even      ! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

    37. myownworld profile image79
      myownworldposted 6 years ago

      ((((Irish...come back....!!! we can't promise to feed that rooster, but we'll be gentle)))

    38. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Hokey you just stay away from those candles on V night smile

    39. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago

      So YOU  say YES !!

      1. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I like it!

    40. tobey100 profile image61
      tobey100posted 6 years ago

      How 'bout "Did you fart? Because you just blew me away?"

      1. skyfire profile image73
        skyfireposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile

    41. tobey100 profile image61
      tobey100posted 6 years ago

      or "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

    42. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      do you like to rub lotion on your skin...then help me with this big chair into the back of the van smile

      1. tobey100 profile image61
        tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol Took a minute but that's got to be the best one yet!!!!!

    43. myownworld profile image79
      myownworldposted 6 years ago

      um..tobey....romance isn't one your strong points is it, now? yikes

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol
        He's terrible!

        1. myownworld profile image79
          myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          ((( thank god, he's pretty!!)))

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            lol
            maybe he's fat and bald and 85 years old
            lol

            1. myownworld profile image79
              myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              yes, tobey are you?

              1. tobey100 profile image61
                tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Nope, sorry.  Plenty of hair (more than I had when the avatar pic was taken).  Still look the same, just a little gray.  Am 55 though.  Sorry

                1. tantrum profile image61
                  tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  My favourite age ! tongue

                  1. tobey100 profile image61
                    tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Oh really????  Mine too.  I get a 10% discount at the grocery store now every Tuesday.

                2. tobey100 profile image61
                  tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Almost forgot the most important part.  NOT FAT.  My specs. run 6'1", 196lbs.  I've managed to hold steady for the past 20 years or so

                  1. tantrum profile image61
                    tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    sounds great !
                    Are you on sale ? hmm

                    1. tobey100 profile image61
                      tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                      Sorry, I operate strictly on a fee per use basis

          2. tobey100 profile image61
            tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Not anymore.  Broke my nose last night for the 4th time.  Now I look like a racoon with a swollen beak.  4 times!!! Do I win anything?

            1. myownworld profile image79
              myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              was it because you used those 'pick up' lines on girls???

              1. tantrum profile image61
                tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                lol

                1. tobey100 profile image61
                  tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Oh....that hurt.  Nope.  Going down hardwood stairs in sock feet carrying a cup of coffee.  Handrail fit me in the face, or I hit it.

      2. tobey100 profile image61
        tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Actually............................no, probably not.  Damn

    44. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Rooster anyone smile

    45. tobey100 profile image61
      tobey100posted 6 years ago

      and finally "If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

      1. wrenfrost56 profile image82
        wrenfrost56posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol I've never heard that one before.

        1. tobey100 profile image61
          tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          That lines from my favorite song, "If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you!"

    46. waynet profile image46
      waynetposted 6 years ago

      Back in the day, I'd use some of these and get slapped in the face...which was nice.

      Why don't you sit on my knee and see what comes up!

      Do you like a full english breakfast, you supply the eggs, I'll supply the sausage!

      Or perhaps my favourite - My little friends shy, would you like to give him a hug!

    47. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago

      Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

      1. skyfire profile image73
        skyfireposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Coffee or Tea ? cool

        1. wrenfrost56 profile image82
          wrenfrost56posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Tea please, strong and sweet, with enough caffine to keep me up all night. smile

      2. tobey100 profile image61
        tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol Another good one!!!

    48. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      whats wrong with bald and 85...I know she was slow...but man she could love smile

      1. tobey100 profile image61
        tobey100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol

    49. theirishobserver. profile image60
      theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

      Pokey are prostituting smile

    50. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago

      I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

       
      working