What Is Your Best Chat Up Line

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  1. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Hi sugar - juts followed the ants till I found you - that is the best yet smile

  2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    i posted this on another thread.

    I've never used a pick up line...but I like this guy's!

    http://cdn.thefreshxpress.com/freshxp/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/asian-pickup-lines.jpg

  3. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Excellent - thanks for that smile

  4. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Want to see my little chics smile

  5. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Hi smile

  6. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    My name is Al - oil me up baby smile

  7. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Want to walk on the beach of life without getting sand on your feet smile

  8. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Want to walk in the rain smile

  9. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Can I show you my collection of Johnny Cash CDs smile

  10. Kangaroo_Jase profile image73
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    Hello,

    Met a girl at a bar and was intrigued by her eyes, asked her name and bought her a drink and made some small talk. Bid goodbye and met up again at the bar the following week, chatted some more and complimented her on her eyes. Bought her another drink and asked her out for coffee.

    Taken her out for coffee, ensuring I was on time and looked presentable and smelled nice. Over the course of the following months they fell in love did many things and went to many places together and eventually lived together and were very happy.

    Yes they had their ups and downs and they would occasionally fight as couples are wont to do. But I reckon any time together through the good and the bad is not as important as the time they spend believing, supporting, and being with each other. That girl, although we have virtually just met.....is you.

    Said that story to my last girlfriend, who responded with..... You had me at hello.

    Was a good 11 years big_smile

  11. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    excellent post there Kangaroo smile

  12. Kangaroo_Jase profile image73
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    Thank you Irish, and top of the morning to ya.

    Goes to show I don't use those pick lines often smile

  13. Adult Content profile image57
    Adult Contentposted 13 years ago

    I have more than lines.  I have a system.

  14. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Want to listen to my Kenny Rogers collection smile

    1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image73
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol lol lol  great one!!!

  15. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Want to see my Dolly Parton's collection smile

  16. Kangaroo_Jase profile image73
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    lol .........................wait




    I think I have seen Dolly's collection already...... hmm

  17. profile image0
    BRIAN SLATERposted 13 years ago

    It's ok by me if your mother wants to watch !

  18. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Hi smile

  19. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    where have you been?  I've been waiting and waiting!

  20. wildorangeflower profile image61
    wildorangeflowerposted 13 years ago

    oh my god you look like my second husband. I have been married only once.

    husband immediately, the man might run away hehe

  21. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Want to see how I burn my toast in the mornings smile

  22. girl about town69 profile image58
    girl about town69posted 13 years ago

    I usually go 'Hey you having a good night?' smile widely and ask random questions people love talking about themselves!!

  23. camlo profile image83
    camloposted 13 years ago

    'Do you come here often?'

    No, I don't have a standard chat-up line. I just play it by ear.

    1. Adult Content profile image57
      Adult Contentposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Do you point at your face when you ask?
      try following that question with would you LIKE to?

  24. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Want to see my horror movie collection smile

  25. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    want to try some of my home grown potatoes smile

  26. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    c'mere~!

  27. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 13 years ago

    After “accidentally” bumping into her:

    “Sorry, I didn’t know angels flew this close to the ground”

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ...do you think it would really work?...i guess you'd probably get a smile....

      1. readytoescape profile image60
        readytoescapeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Worked on my wife

  28. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Want to meet a suspected serial Killer - neither do I lets hide together in the wardrobe smile

    http://hubpages.com/hub/Why-Suspected-S … In-Ireland

  29. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Lets make the world go round smile

  30. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Want to play a round of golf - my name is Tiger smile

  31. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    c'mere honey!

  32. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    com-in smile

  33. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    lol  hurry!

  34. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    On my way smile

  35. Greek One profile image64
    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    "Hi.. mind if I pull out my Hub?"

  36. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 13 years ago

    Depends on the topic smile

  37. profile image51
    lilinana1018posted 13 years ago

    how bout- hey i just realized you look alot like my next girlfriend/ boyfriend.

 
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