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Sex With A Randy Politician - my first Hub

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    Justine76posted 6 years ago

    congrats! Now your not a hub virgin anymore either.  smile  (just so you know, to post about hubs, its supposed to be in the extreme hub makeover thread.)

  2. Flightkeeper profile image78
    Flightkeeperposted 6 years ago

    I was just there too Alota.  Good show!

  3. Misha profile image76
    Mishaposted 6 years ago

    Reported for what it is - forum spam smile

  4. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Misha you say forum spam, what does that mean?

    1. Haunty profile image85
      Hauntyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It could mean anything considering who said it. wink

      1. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I know you love me Pacal lol

        1. Haunty profile image85
          Hauntyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Based on Hubpages experience, you remind me of someone I know in life.

    2. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It means you're not allowed to link your hubs in the forum. Only on Extreme Makeover.
      but don't worry ,it's nothing serious !

      Welcome To HP ( Horror Posts )
      lol

  5. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Haunty, I see what you mean, he has been here 2 years and has 19 hubs, I get your message, as serial complainer

  6. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Misha, just so that you know I have reproted you for being a bully....this is the first time I have ever reported in my life...but I hate bullys...

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      hes really not a bully....give him a chance? its true, that your not supposed to promote here, but its not a huge deal, as you didn't know. now you do.  smile

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      TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Alota, trust me Misha is no bully, in all honesty he is one of the sites good guys, hes honest, up front and won't stand back and let anyone be slagged off. Like a wart, he grows on ya, in a good way smile

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        Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        what he said, Misha's a good guy!! we love him.

    3. Sab Oh profile image60
      Sab Ohposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      "For being a bully"? What is this, the second grade playground?

  7. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    thanks justine and flightkeeper, I didnt know what to write to be honest, I have been on other forum like twitter and that but I am not used to writing long articles.......when I was at primary school there was one boy who always pulled my hair and then ran away a bit like your man here...the serial complainer...when I was 14 I meet the boy who always pulled my hair....I had learned self defence....and I kicked the living lights out of him...cyber space is too easy a place for the school yard bully to hide...

    1. Sab Oh profile image60
      Sab Ohposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Do you really think that was the most appropriate thing to do? You weren't in primary school anymore but still acted like it.

  8. Sa Toya profile image88
    Sa Toyaposted 6 years ago

    Love the pic big_smile I lie Mooses/ Meese *shrugs shoulders* or is it an elk I love them too.

    Welcome to HP! About to read it now

  9. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Sa Toya, hope you enjoyed it, my next Hub may be about old men in rain coats who bully young women in cyber space....

  10. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    does he wear a rain coat and lurk in the bushes

    1. Haunty profile image85
      Hauntyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      The one I'm talking about has a punic character if it says anything to you.

  11. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    thats sounds about right

  12. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 6 years ago

    lol lol lol
    Poor misha ! big_smile

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Im sure hes crying  lol

      1. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Sure I do Justine. lol How is your new computer? smile

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          Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          IT HAS A WORD PRCOESSOR!!!!!!! heheheh..Im learning how to do spreadsheets. You will be so proud!

          1. Misha profile image76
            Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Cool. You go girl! wink

  13. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    well if a man sticks his head into a lions mouth he is going to get a big bite....this bitch wont be pushed around.

  14. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Thanks Tantrum I understand that now but surely that is for the people who run hub pages to decide not old men in rain coats who have nothing better to do.

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol
      you're funny ! lol

    2. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      More like Hub Stalker!!!!   lol

  15. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Thanks Tantrum, I am a big girl who can recognise a small man

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol
      Take care. ! Don't go too far!

  16. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Thanks again Tantrum, but there are plenty of forum about with out being on one where people think they can bully young women

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It's your fault ! mad
      you don't look like a young woman at all !

      lol

  17. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Hokey where have you been I thought they had come and got you, did you enjoy my first hub....oh look self promoting dont report me I will be a good girl

  18. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    Yeah!!  What she said!!    big_smile

  19. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    I have muscular legs that must have caused the confusion

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I think is your 'deer' face ! lol

    2. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hmmmmmmmm............ smile

  20. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Yes Tantrum my deer face, very good I like that

  21. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    he can dry his tears on the sleeve of his rain coat

  22. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    is computer some kind of coded personal attack...perhaps I will report...now where is that button

  23. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    would it not have been just as easy for him to make a comment on my hub rather than running to teacher..

  24. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    I have a new lap top, great take it every where, before this I had an old apple PC..

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      what happend to your hub?

  25. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    I am working on it at the moment

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ohhh
      phew. smile
      good news.

  26. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    I rushes that first draft, as everyone liked it I thought I would make more of an effort and tidy up spelling mistakes and too much man hood/woman hood....what about member now that idea juts came to me

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      junk
      piece
      tool
      member...did you say that already?
      bussiness
      uglies
      smile
      I thought the same thing, but since it was your first one, figured I'd mail you rather then put it on a comment...but I guess you already figured it out..
      hmm

      Ill think of more words for ya if you want?

  27. Maddie Ruud profile image81
    Maddie Ruudposted 6 years ago

    For everyone freaking out about forum spam, I think this was an honest mistake and that Alota doesn't plan on making a habit of it.  Unfortunately, the hub in question was adult, and is no longer published.

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      TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Lol Adult was an understatement, thank god I got a print out of it, jeez I am makin a fortune on Ebay with it smile

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      smile its all good

  28. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Maddie all is well, just making it better, spam is not something I know about, I was encourgaed to put up my first hub, I done it, and simply wanted to let everyone know, mistake made, there is no real honey mooom period here, its straight to the domestic violence...report - slap...without some consideration for my efforts....english is my language...if I was doing something wrong I am sure there was another way to address it without giving the Big Red button a push...like something Bush would do ha ha...I guess there are little people every where

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      sad sad sad
      I didn't read it ! Send it to me  by e-mail please !

    2. Maddie Ruud profile image81
      Maddie Ruudposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Alota:

      The hub isn't spam, it's adult -- it involves graphic descriptions of sexual acts.  This is against our Terms of Use, and it is part of my job to make sure such things are unpublished as soon as I find them.  It isn't personal, and I'm not sure what you'd have me do instead.  If you revise the hub to meet our rules, you can easily resubmit it and it will be republished, no lasting harm done.

  29. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Tatto Guy...dont panic there will be pictures with the new edition ha ha

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      read the TOS!!!!!

      1. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I doubt she will Justine. Looks like she would rather throw another tantrum. smile

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          roll
          Hello ???? mad


          lol lol lol

          1. Misha profile image76
            Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Sorry Tant, I just had to acknowledge your presence in this thread wink

            1. tantrum profile image61
              tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I think I can make an effort & 4give U ! big_smile

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          Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          no! lol thats like when Tattoo guy thought I was you.... lol
          I said what I had to say
          I found the hub entertaining, yet it was against the rules.
          Misha is not a bullly, Alota hasn't done her homework.
          nothing left for me here, Im off to other frivilous activites!

          1. Misha profile image76
            Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Wise decision smile

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      TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Jeeez I need a drink smile

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        Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Ill have one too, thank you

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          TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          One bottle or two smile

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            Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Ive got Bailey's, Captain Morgan, Budlight and Stella Artois....Ill have whatever you want!

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              TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Jeeez yer better stocked than me, I got red wine and cold Guinness !

  30. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    We walked hand in hand, the park was dark yet eluminated by our love for each other, he kissed me good night.....this is my idea for my next Hub...in fact it is my next hub...is it ok do you think......he kissed me on the cheek good night (better)...no tongue ha ha

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      DUDE!!!!! extreme makeover...
      yikesl:

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        Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        that was supposed to say   lol
        not sure how the angry guy got there...

  31. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    dont panic the pictures are of my cat - Tin Tin...thats all...relax Misha....leave the button alone

  32. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Maddie, my reference about pushing the button was not directed at you, the button was pushed long ago by someone who clearly knows better, he should have given me a bit of advise without running off like a school child, I am editing the hub as I had intended doing, its just unfortunate that someone who is cleary in the know did not simply give me a bit of help rather than pushing the button like some crazy man....

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol
      Poor misha ! tongue

      lol

  33. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Due to popular demand the Randy Politician will be back......

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Send me the uncensored one via e-mail ! big_smile

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      TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yayyyyyy smile smile smile

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    Justine76posted 6 years ago

    http://hubpages.com/hub/HubPages-Forum- … rum-Clowns

    you guys should read this....are you a regular?


    Hey Art, I would LOVE a cold Guinness!!!!!

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      TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You got it Justine !

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        Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        YAY!!! My absolute favourite beer....its like, drinking steak...

    2. Mrvoodoo profile image60
      Mrvoodooposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hahaha, thanks DM, talk about throwing me to the lions. big_smile

      Love it.

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        Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        oh
        ......
        ummm, your welcome?......
        I thought you could "handle" it, and it seemed fitting.
        I stil think I may be a 'regular' only a nice one. wink

        1. Mrvoodoo profile image60
          Mrvoodooposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Course I can, I found it funny, plus a free back-link for me, can't argue with that. wink

          Just eating some Chinese and watching 'You, me, and Dupree', never seen it before, it's alright.

          Have fun. smile

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            Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            let me know if its good, Im scared to watch it...

  35. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Hi, Misha, Art, and Tantrum! Hello again, Justine!

    I echo the sentiments about Misha - he's a good guy! I think this was just a simple misunderstanding.

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      sure it was! hi. smile

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      TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      hi Habee nice to see that lovely smile smile

      1. habee profile image90
        habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh, Art, you are TOO kind!!

  36. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Panic over, The randy politician will return, I pulled up his zipper and this time we are only exposed to his sporty side ha ha

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Haha omg this guy/girl is a riot.

  37. Sab Oh profile image60
    Sab Ohposted 6 years ago

    This thread is extremely wierd.

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol
      arent they all?

  38. Randy Godwin profile image93
    Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago

    I am not a politician!

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    Denno66posted 6 years ago

    You have the crest of one. lol

    1. Randy Godwin profile image93
      Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You oughta see my tongue!

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        Denno66posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Forked and all?

        1. Randy Godwin profile image93
          Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Yes, eventually!

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            Denno66posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Awesome smilies! big_smile

            1. Randy Godwin profile image93
              Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Yep, and so versatile!

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    Denno66posted 6 years ago

    Like a Swiss Army Knife of sorts. big_smile

    1. Randy Godwin profile image93
      Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Or a first aid kit!

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        Denno66posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hmmm, prolly the latter is more appropriate. big_smile

  41. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Randy, look!! We both have 100 scores at the same time! I think that's a first. Look quickly, though - mine will be gone in a few minutes. lol

    1. Randy Godwin profile image93
      Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      We both have 100, we're both from south Georgia.  Is there a connection there?  I think there is!

      1. habee profile image90
        habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Right on! Folks from South Georgia are great!! lol

        1. Randy Godwin profile image93
          Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          You said it Holle!  Even the girls are fairly smart!

          1. habee profile image90
            habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            The girls are very smart - we have to make up for the male I.Q. deficiency!

  42. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    Today I am in a very good mood, my cat Tin Tin returned last night as if he was never away, so today I shall be a very good girl and not angry with anyone, I am trying to work our how to take nice pics of the net for my hubs, what is allowed, I see some very good hubs with Utube etc is that allowed and if so how do you do it? perhaps someone could point me inthe right direction

  43. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    To add Youtube videos to your hub, click EDIT. Then click VIDEOS. Then paste the Youtube link in the video capsule.

  44. Alota profile image59
    Alotaposted 6 years ago

    well said Habee

 
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