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  1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    now seeing as how i started a forum for all the ladies to say what they would like to see changed about men, I would like to ask you men the same question.  what changes would you like to see from women in our world?

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Steven, I had always considered you an intelligent man, so I need to ask.
      Why the death wish? lol

      1. Beth100 profile image82
        Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        tis a lure to bring me in.....  Where are you Steven???!!!??

        1. Paradise7 profile image85
          Paradise7posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Where the heck is everybody??? Beth, I see you, Earnest, I see you, where's eveybody else tonight?? Doing something fun, I hope..

          1. Beth100 profile image82
            Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Hey Paradise!

            Must be the weekend...let's see...Friday night?  hmmm.... I wonder!  lol

            I'm fixing my car in the middle of the night but just hit my head on the hood.  It's all SRwnSON's fault!!!  lol

            1. srwnson profile image59
              srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              That was cute; "Blinky Light," I was just teasing. wink

              1. Beth100 profile image82
                Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                And so was I (only about hitting my head  lol  ) 

                Hey Earnest!  One very old '69 Buick Le Sabre....my very first car that I drove (and learned how to drive)  smile  I need a few more petro stations of gas to fill it though!  lol

                1. Paradise7 profile image85
                  Paradise7posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Yet another "Crate of Wrath"!!!!

                2. earnestshub profile image87
                  earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  A very nice old car! We convert em to run on gas, we have lots of cheap natural gas here.
                  I still run an 84 Honda around town, it's still great!

                  1. Beth100 profile image82
                    Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Yeah, holds thousands of great memories.  Haven't thought of converting it to nat. gas before.  hmm...there's an idea.  Thanks Earnest! 

                    And Paradise, I rarely drive it but when I do, it burns clean, clean, CLEAN!! 

                    And, Earnest is one of the best men around!  One of my favs!  smile

            2. earnestshub profile image87
              earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              What sort of clunker is that Beth? Need a hand? smile

              1. Paradise7 profile image85
                Paradise7posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                You really are a nice guy...whenever I bitch about guys in general, I certainy DON't mean YOU!

                1. earnestshub profile image87
                  earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Well thank you very much! smile

        2. Stevennix2001 profile image82
          Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          im here, and your right beth.  i did create this forum just get your attention.  wink unfortunately, i had to leave to run some errands while you were here, so it looks like i missed you.  smile  however, hopefully i'll see you again soon.  wink

      2. Stevennix2001 profile image82
        Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol.  because i was trying to lure beth to this forum, so i can talk to her. lol  sadly, i had to run some errands for a while when she was here.  but it almost worked.  lol

        1. Beth100 profile image82
          Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You'll have to bring some flowers and chocolates to keep me around all night. lol

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            And where's Steven now ?? roll

            lol

            hi Beth !!

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      A third breast would be nice.

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol

      2. blondepoet profile image79
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Some of us have a hard enough time trying to find a big enough cup for the ones we have lol. Three omg that is suicide.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          They wouldn't have to be huge, it's just...I have two hands plus a mouth....

          I'm just sayin'.  If she really loved me, she'd get the surgery.

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol lol lol To be honest I'm not sure if it was that last joint, or you are all over it today Ron! lol

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              http://steynian.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/simpsons-the-scream-4900914.jpg

              LAST JOINT ????!!!!!

              Are we running out???

              1. earnestshub profile image87
                earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                No Ron the last one I had before this one! smile

                1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
                  Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  It's like pondering eternity.  Thinking about the possibilty of there being a last joint sends shivers dow my spine.

          2. Pandoras Box profile image80
            Pandoras Boxposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Ron, you crack me up. I haven't said so in the religious threads lately, cause i'm trying to be more sensitive to the sensitive believers, but you always crack me up.

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I think the religious threads are where laughter is most needed.

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        china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        My feeling exactly - but it should be on her back,  then there would be some point in dancing.

    3. profile image0
      Dog On A Missionposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I wish women would feel able to ask direct questions instead of hinting at things or dancing around an issue.

      1. Beth100 profile image82
        Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        That's funny.  It's always been my experience the man never asks for directions and prefers to go round and round in circles until he keels over from being dizzy.  At which point, his confounded confusion leads him to believe that it's his mate's fault for his lack of direction.

        1. Jo W profile image78
          Jo Wposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          yes!! smile

  2. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    big_smile

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      somehow i doubt this forum will be that popular as most guys know better than to cross any lady.  lol. besides, i think all girls are perfect in their own way.  wink 

      however, there are a few that are stuck up and mean.  thankfully, that's rare though.  big_smile

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Not so rare. You would be surprised !! big_smile

    2. thisisoli profile image61
      thisisoliposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      As soon as I saw the title of this thread I was wondering how long it would take for you to join in!tongue

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol

        tongue

  3. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    yes, and I doubt if I COULD stop being so stuck up and mean, even if I tried!  lol

  4. srwnson profile image59
    srwnsonposted 7 years ago

    I can’t speak for every woman, but I wish mine would learn what a “Check Engine” light means wink

    1. Pandoras Box profile image80
      Pandoras Boxposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It means tell your man to check the engine wink


      I knew the women were gonna hijack this thread.

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        pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lmfao that's right thats what is means to me hehe cept when i didnt have a man

      2. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol so bloody true!!!

        1. Beth100 profile image82
          Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Well, you're here Ernest!  big_smile

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Hi Beth, Hi guys and gals! She (PB) often cracks me up! I love that! lol

      3. profile image0
        china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Did you post this in the wrong thread - shouldn't this be over on the 'girl who talks during sex' discussion ?

        1. Pandoras Box profile image80
          Pandoras Boxposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Oooh, baby. Check the engine, baby. Baby check the engine. The engine, baby, check it. It's hot baby check the engine. Baby, check - the - damned - engine! engine! engine! engine! oooooohhhhhhh......

          Okay. Alright. I'm gonna make my grocery list now. No you keep going, hon.. I'm fine. Just, let me get a pen...

    2. Rochelle Frank profile image88
      Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      When I check it -- it's always there. so far so good.

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol

  5. srwnson profile image59
    srwnsonposted 7 years ago

    That is the answer she gave, after the engine quit in her car because she kept driving with a busted radiator hose! big_smile

    1. blondepoet profile image79
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      She was in a hurry to come home and see you smile

    2. Beth100 profile image82
      Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Not only can I check the engine, I can change a flat on my own...the filter....the blinky light....fill the washer fluid...but can't change the oil (yet)   lol 


      Now, we all know that us girls are purrrfect, right guys?  lol

      1. srwnson profile image59
        srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        The blinky light?  lol lol

        1. Beth100 profile image82
          Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Tis late where I am and me Capt'n and I have been in the rhum...the blinky thing....believe it's called the signal light (ya know, red for attached, yellow for possible, green for go)  OH !!!!!!  I meant that other blinky turning light signal that ya find near the bumpers   lol

      2. srwnson profile image59
        srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Don't forget put gas in.... wink

        1. Beth100 profile image82
          Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          and even have the jerry can filled to the brim (hmmm...never did figure out how to spell that one!)

  6. Paradise7 profile image85
    Paradise7posted 7 years ago

    Guys REALLY don't have much to say, do they?????  Yes, It's a challenge, go for it...

    The gauntlet is thrown...

  7. iantoPF profile image85
    iantoPFposted 7 years ago

    Typical conversation between any man and the woman he's in a relationship with;
    Her "You said (fill in the blanks)
    Him "I never said that"
    Her "That's what you meant to say"
    Him "But I didn't say it"
    Her "If you said what you meant to say that would have been what you said"
    Awkward silence...........
    Him "Can I touch your boobies now?"
    Her "Get away from me"

    1. Beth100 profile image82
      Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol  lol  lol  lol

    2. srwnson profile image59
      srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      iantoPF...you forgot;

      Her "My mother said you would say (fill in the blanks)
      Him "Can I touch your boobies now??"
      Her "I have a headache."

      1. blondepoet profile image79
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        "Oh is that chocolate I see in one hand and a kilo of prawns in the other?.
        Oh suddenly my headache is gone. Amazing what a Panadol can do."

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          A kilo of prawns? If they're Queensland prawns that's only about half a dozen!

          1. blondepoet profile image79
            blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I know Earnest but that would do the job for me. A quick cure for a headache LMAO. smile

            1. earnestshub profile image87
              earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Go away headache! That works sometimes, thought I'd give it a try! I hope it goes real soon. BP it should be illegal for you to get headaches, and I will have it banned after the next elections!

              1. blondepoet profile image79
                blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                (BP whispers to Earnest so no-one can hear), "I never get head-aches ever lol."

                1. Jo W profile image78
                  Jo Wposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  smile  I was just going to ask what a headache was??? smile smile

                2. earnestshub profile image87
                  earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  smile smile

                3. srwnson profile image59
                  srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  A one-in-a-million girl eh?  big_smile

                  1. Jo W profile image78
                    Jo Wposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    lol

  8. profile image0
    Jared in Vegasposted 7 years ago

    Okay, I'm going to "man up," here, and I'm going to catch a lot of flack for saying this, but here goes nothing. I have two girl, I'm sorry, women roommates. I don't have any problem living with them for the most part, but I have to ask - do they really have to cry that much? And I don't mean cry as in whining, I mean tears rolling, face turning red actual crying. As first I felt sorry for them but after two years there are some issues where I just think to myself "Really? That's what got you going?"

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well Jared, that is pretty annoying, but be thankful it is not two men doing that. smile Small mercies. smile

      1. profile image0
        Jared in Vegasposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Ha! That's true.  I also have a male roommate and if he started crying it would just be embarrassing for both of us.

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        pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol i understand what you are saying but being the person i am i dont cry often but when i do its full force red face , tears rollin, puffy eyes, i have been through a lot so i learned not to cry over everything

      3. Pandoras Box profile image80
        Pandoras Boxposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        LMFAO! Me too! I hate it when women do that! Like what am I supposed to do now? And i don't have the easy way out of being a man, I'm supposed to sympathize with them and all and understand, and it drives me friggin' nuts!

        I mean some things it's understandable, and i can relate when it's justified, but jeepers creepers people, pull yourselves together already!

        1. profile image0
          Jared in Vegasposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You ladies agree with me! I think I'm going to cry.

          1. Pandoras Box profile image80
            Pandoras Boxposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            That's it. I'm leaving.

            1. profile image0
              Jared in Vegasposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I'll try to control myself, I promise.

              1. profile image0
                china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                That old lie - that's what I want to change in women !!!   comes with credit card discussions usually.

    2. RKHenry profile image79
      RKHenryposted 7 years ago

      I like to see less irrational behavior.  I get real sick and tired of paying for my girls, "PMS moments" of bad behavior, and excessive spending.  Wish I had an excuse to act like a spoiled, mindless brat.   

      Hell, if I need a new pair of boxers, I have to wait in order to pay for her last 3 PMS shopping sprees.  It really pisses me off. 

      Women's personal bleeding times, should not be the "world of men's" problem.

      1. srwnson profile image59
        srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        UH-OH I see flashing eyes and snarling after this post!  mad

        1. Beth100 profile image82
          Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Nah, just a premeditated, preplanned HUGE shopping spree within the next few weeks, and a few GFs tagging along to help spend the bucks!!!  lol

          1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image83
            ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol

            Can I come?  I never have my own "bleeding time" shopping sprees... apparently I've been missing out on some time-honored traditions. lol

    3. Beth100 profile image82
      Beth100posted 7 years ago

      oops, that kinda didn't come out the right way....ahhh, again. 

      Have some fun guys (and BP, a kilo of prawns would do the trick!  lol  )

    4. Beth100 profile image82
      Beth100posted 7 years ago

      Good morning Tant!  hmmm...busy I guess.  hmm

      Good morning Shawn!  The way to BP's heart is prawns!! lol

    5. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

      hi Beth and Thoughtful! we can all come hehe, but like BP I never have headache but I can cause headache as well, NAH -- just kidding

      1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image83
        ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Hi Maita!

        I rarely have a headache myself... maybe its something about HP women. big_smile wink

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
          prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          hehe yes maybe about HP-- maybe the forum, the drama, and bickerings, it is fun never a dull moment here, there is what I call -- (allow me to be very bad this am) "masturbation" of the mind, intellectual debates gone into low belt hitting literally and subconsciously, 

          but for women like us, have fun, give fun and GO SHOPPING ---

          1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image83
            ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Maybe you're right. lol

        2. blondepoet profile image79
          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I guess cos we are superwomen, HP women, heck we are one of a kind. smile

    6. Beth100 profile image82
      Beth100posted 7 years ago

      Hey PDH and Thoughtful!  Let's get together and go S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G, but let's pick up BP and her kilo of prawns!  We'll have lunch first --- we'll need the energy!  lol

      1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image83
        ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'm in!

        1. blondepoet profile image79
          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Oh dang me too girls, just let me pack a lemon and some tartare sauce in my hand-bag.

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            BP ya gotta lift the pawn intake!
            As a Queenslander I know you can scoff at least a shipping box of em! smile

    7. srwnson profile image59
      srwnsonposted 7 years ago

      You girls did a great job hijacking this spot. Prawn?

      1. Beth100 profile image82
        Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Why thank you!  I'll have a few dark chocolate covered cherries with that, pleeze.  smile  Will you join us?

        1. srwnson profile image59
          srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Hmmm...tempting, but there is some drama unfolding in one of the religion threads and I was thinking about putting my two-cents worth in. What'ya think?

        2. Stevennix2001 profile image82
          Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          can i join you ladies?  i bought a bouquet of flowers and candy for you beth. wink

        3. blondepoet profile image79
          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Oh Beth you ought to be a bloke, you know the key to my heart LMAO.

      2. blondepoet profile image79
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yes a kilo will be fine smile

    8. Josedwwweb profile image60
      Josedwwwebposted 7 years ago

      I love being a man because there are women to brighten my life.
      Juicy, curvy and gorgeous girls are great to love, share life with and being with them by the pool or at the beach.
      Healthy, fleshy babes are blessings I enjoy a lot.
      Jose Damaso Ramon
      http://www.josedweblink.com

    9. Stevennix2001 profile image82
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

      anyone else have something to add?

    10. Stevennix2001 profile image82
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

      i guess not....

    11. srwnson profile image59
      srwnsonposted 7 years ago

      I wish my woman would buy more Jellybeans.

    12. Stevennix2001 profile image82
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

      i  love jelly beans! big_smile

      1. blondepoet profile image79
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Me too, have you tried the gourmet ones?

        1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
          Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          yep, sure have, those are the best. tongue

          1. blondepoet profile image79
            blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            And you can make recipes too, if you put one lemon and one coconut one in your mouth you get lemon meringue pie mmmmmmmmmmmm

    13. brianzen profile image61
      brianzenposted 7 years ago

      But which jellybeans are best? Starburst, Traditional, Jellybelly?

      1. blondepoet profile image79
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Oh Brian these ones without doubt. I am telling you they are orgasmic.
        Flavours are buttered popcorn, cheesecake etc

        http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/je/jelly-belly-beans-in-fishing-tackle-box-240g.jpg

        1. brianzen profile image61
          brianzenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Imagining you saying that out loud just made me smile.

          1. brianzen profile image61
            brianzenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            a lot!

            1. srwnson profile image59
              srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Ditto that!

              1. brianzen profile image61
                brianzenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                You know she's australian right? That is so hot!

                1. brianzen profile image61
                  brianzenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  the accent when she typed orgasmic.

                  1. srwnson profile image59
                    srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    I didn't know but...COOL. Topless beaches eh?

                    1. brianzen profile image61
                      brianzenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                      I am not saying anything else just now. except orgasmic!

          2. blondepoet profile image79
            blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I would have liked to have seen that smile

            1. profile image0
              china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Good morning BP smile   I see the same guys still chasing you all over - when you gonna tell' em we are bonded ?

              1. blondepoet profile image79
                blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Good morning China, have you escaped yet from your chains?. Hold on I will go downstairs to my dungeon and check on you.

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                  china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Don't nice it up just cos others are listening - we know you mean 'walk' on me not check on me!  and don't forget the coffee big_smile

                  1. blondepoet profile image79
                    blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Haha China hang on I will don a pair of stilhettos and finish your back massage.

                    1. earnestshub profile image87
                      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                      Oooooooooooooooh! Now that's gotta smart!! lol lol lol

                  2. earnestshub profile image87
                    earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    lol lol lol

    14. AdsenseStrategies profile image74
      AdsenseStrategiesposted 7 years ago

      Fewer clothes.

    15. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago

      BP is personally responsible for the extreme heat in Queensland! lol

    16. brianzen profile image61
      brianzenposted 7 years ago

      I know it, but I think we scared her off. Sorry BP wherever you are.

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Scared BP off??????????
        That is now officially the most incorrect thought expressed on hubpages! Stake me life on it! lol

        1. brianzen profile image61
          brianzenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          she is one of a kind.

          1. blondepoet profile image79
            blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            You guys could never scare me off. I went to buy some jelly beans to have one of those orgasmic experiences LMAO.

        2. blondepoet profile image79
          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Haha Earnest you know me so well.

      2. Stevennix2001 profile image82
        Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        nah, more than likely she probably had to leave do something.  i doubt seriously any us scared her off.  lol.

        1. Beth100 profile image82
          Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Little do you men know...us girls on trying on some little things in the store at the moment...just a payback at that comment earlier.  wink

          If you're all really, really, really good, we just might model for ya. 

          But first, gotta check with Rochelle to make sure the engine is still there.....oh, she meant the car....  my mistake  lol

          1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
            Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol. well, i bought you some flowers and candy earlier, does that count as being good for ya, beth?  wink lol

            1. blondepoet profile image79
              blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Aww you are a romantic Steve.

              1. Stevennix2001 profile image82
                Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                thanks bp. i appreciate you saying that. that means a lot to me coming from you. smile

    17. srwnson profile image59
      srwnsonposted 7 years ago

      We was just teasing ma'am...

      So much for the guys forum.

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Well brianzen, we could talk important men's stuff till they come back.
        Hows the golf and fishing where you are? smile

    18. brianzen profile image61
      brianzenposted 7 years ago

      Too wet for golf, And fishing is okay but in a few weeks they might be doing better, just started warming up here. I don't really do much of either. But I go occasionally.

      1. brianzen profile image61
        brianzenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        And you?

    19. maven101 profile image78
      maven101posted 7 years ago

      Considering the entire history of mankind, women have been subjective to men and their demands...

      That you would still care, that you would still love, that you would still romance, that you would still seek to understand the male species is a wonder.

      Shakespeare said, “Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.” Whether this is true only a woman knows. But the so-called “challenge” of learning why a woman thinks and feels as she does is one of the most beautiful learning experiences of life.

      The kingdom of life is divided into three parts: female, male, and things.

      Seeking to learn the heart and mind of a woman is to see another side of that kingdom and to understand it more fully.

      Of all things that bleed and grow, an herb most bruised is woman...Euripides

      1. srwnson profile image59
        srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        If you have two hours to kill, ask a woman, "how was your day?" tongue

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Yeh! Geeze I haven't been that silly since about a day into my first marriage! lol

          1. srwnson profile image59
            srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            What you do is ask it when you first come in, turn on the TV and lay on the couch. Oh! be sure and throw in a yes babe, once every 10 minutes. big_smile

            1. blondepoet profile image79
              blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              "Ask it"..........oooooooooooooooo......"don't you mean ask her?"...lol I thought you were talking about a hippopotamus.

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                srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Oh NO! " How was your day my dear" wink

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                  srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  The "it" I was refering to is the question.

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                  blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  It has been bonza!!!
                  Just popped out for a driving lesson...apart from running into a car in the car-park I thought I did pretty well ROFL.

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              china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              i am just imagining you doing this to BP big_smile big_smile big_smile   I think you would get more than a stilleto backupuncture bro !

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                srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I've been married three times, so there are a couple women who consider me insensitive. Maybe if the first had liked jellybeans.

                big_smile

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                blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                It would be this China...
                http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x38/count00/whips.jpg

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                  china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  But your bum looks big in it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  big_smile big_smile big_smile

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                    blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    LMAO you stirrer.

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                  logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  BP, I'm sensing a trend or perhaps a fetish with whips,leather, and stiletto's!  My kind of woman! smile

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                    earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    BP is it only me who can't see the graphic?

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                      china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                      I can see it - you gotta really really BELIEVE - then all becomes clear big_smile

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                    blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Oh Logiccccccccccc!!!!
                    Coming from a man who has experienced it. So nice to see you sweetpea.

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              earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Thanks for that. We guys are good at sharing too aren't we mate? See, I never would of thought of that by meself, so I have learnt from you today. smile

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                china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                As I am aged I will also tell you lesson 2.  When she susses out what you are doing position a mirror so that she thinks you are looking at her and not the tv big_smile

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                  earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Now this is seriously good man talk! smile Good devious stuff... almost like a woman. God ya gotta learn how to get slippery as an eel! Again, a fine feminine trait!

                  Am I gonna survive having said that? lol

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                    Jo Wposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    ....hey you know women so well! lol  (Damn!)...devious was our secret weapon! lol

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      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

      hi beth!

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      Beth100posted 7 years ago

      Hello kitty!  Only here for a short spell before I leave again....

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        Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        thats fine.  any moment spending time with you is worth it.  wink

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      figmentposted 7 years ago

      http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:10gKoRTwgolKkM:http://s2.hubimg.com/u/2335573_f260.jpg

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        logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I thought you were one! smile

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          figmentposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          close minus the plastic

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            logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I would never think you had any plastic in you!

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              figmentposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/eb_gallery/82096.jpg

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                logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Love the ears! smile

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                  srwnsonposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  And the calves!!

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                    Jo Wposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    hey! Where did you get that pic of me? I thought i had them all safely locked away? smile

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      ralwusposted 7 years ago

      Aches are as traditional as the sermon on Sunday
      and they can become tedious
      too.
      Like cobwebs on the ceiling,
      or maybe we better say panties drying
      over the tub?
      So get them out of here.

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        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol
        hi Charlie !!
        You always make me smile !! big_smile

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      ralwusposted 7 years ago

      Hello tantrum. Are you one of those guilty of this crime against men every where? big_smile Yer too funny woman

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        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Sometimes ! tongue

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        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I rate your hub up, but there's nowhere to leave a comment. So I'll comment it here.

        I like your new style. Thumbs up !!!!

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          ralwusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Thanks babe. We'll see how it goes. Micky just did a question on that to me. LOL *edit* now I must go see a G man about some taxes. bye for now

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            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Why can't we leave comments ? I'll have to e-mail you every time I read you ! LOL!

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      ralwusposted 7 years ago

      It must be a love thing, or something devious of that nature. big_smile

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        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Check the post above. I read your hub

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      ralwusposted 7 years ago

      I don't need any comments thanks. You can tell me whatever on fcbk good or evil. I need to breathe fresh air and be reborn in the sun.

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        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        OK! I'll do that!
        don't stop hubbing !! smile

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      blake4dposted 6 years ago

      I want DNA test from every female and AAA memberships from every male, and also...
      Women under 5 feet shall report for shoe repairs once a week,
      Women over 5 feet shall be assigned camoflage outfits when hubbing - and any women not measureable for any reason shall remain unchanged and unmeasured...
      Men under 5 feet shall lay there as they get trampled repeatedly, Men over five feet shall be given tap dance lessons before the trampling dance begins, any and all men that are unmeasurable for any reason shall report to the nearest available Woman of any size to be measured...
      After which I suggest you shoot whomever is making the rest of you do such silly and pointless things with your free time...

      If you can catch me....

     
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