I am amazed at how long it's been since I left saying: "BRB.. I just need to have a smoke!" Yep it was so long ago that she said: "What do you mean 'Can I move?'.... I'm enjoying what you're doing.. I can't move as well!"
You climb on, get into the swing so to speak, and you then call your partner by someone else's name and try to stay on board for as long as you can, extra points if you use their sister's (or brother's) name..
night all! don't forget to bring me coffee and breakfast in the morning.....and don't let the cat out when you leave....and don't let the door hit ...............(continued from my earlier post (up above).
Here is the scenario: you two in bed like spoons - you behind and he/she in front; grab a handful of hair and grip tightly round the waist as you say, ardently; "...you are sooo good, so very delicious and good...not as good as my first wife/hubby...but you are sooo good...". Then hang on for the ride of your life!
There was a time in college back in the 1980s when a girl told me she once took a whole phone receiver inside her woo. (Think about what your basic phone looked like in the early 80s, okay?) All in all though I generally have enjoyable moments in bed . . . be it mine or someone else's.
I know I am going off on a tangent here but has anyone ever experienced the other person hopping up and running into the bathroom to fart? What did the person say? I have found myself in position of having to get up but I don't really give any explanation I simply apologize when I return and make certain I finish the job, if ya know what I mean. I think the most I have said is: I'll be right back!
Well, I read an article somewhere that said that the headache excuse no longer works as an orgasm releases a certain chemical or chemicals that is good for a headache . . . at least in the case of women. I don't recall if it applied to men or not! Anyway, Joy, just FYI: I NEVER have a headache!