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How many of you ladies out there just need to get layed!!!

  1. the pink umbrella profile image73
    the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago

    Im so tired of feeling like a whore just because i want to get layed!!!!!!!!!!! Help me out here ladies, attached and single...who else is tired of not getting any!!!

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Sounds to me like you need to just lower your standards. Or buy some toys. big_smile

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        Kerry43posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        yes, or getting off the computer helps too  LOL

  2. timorous profile image93
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Well hey pink...I'd be glad to help ya out (being the other gender, don't you know).  'xcept I believe I don't live anywhere near you.  I guess we'll just have to use our imagination.  I'm also tired of not getting any either sad  Spose yer also tired of entertaining yourself, huh?  Hope you find some help soon big_smile

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Im starting to feel like im the only lady out there not getting any...look at my blank forum!!!!!!!!!!!! sad

      1. dashingscorpio profile image86
        dashingscorpioposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hello pink umbrella,
        I'm sure you'd have no problem getting laid if that's all you really wanted.
        Just go into a nice hotel near a convention center (downtown) for example Hyatt, Westin, Marriott, Hilton, or W Hotel. They usually have nice bars. Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday night are probably best.
        Sit at the bar around 7PM and sip on a couple of drinks.
        I bet some guy in town to attend a conference or event is hoping to meet a lady to share an "exotic adventure" with! :-)

  3. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ..this is too funny...thanks for the laugh!....ahhhhh....Saturday night on the net!  Ha ha ha!

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ....where's Greek One...he'll be by...........LOL!

    2. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      oh yea, hilarious.

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ...just ignore the 'stoned' look on his face!. when he shows up.....and, see the post below...i don't think you will have a problem getting 'laid'! ...maybe not tonight!...i'm sure you see the humour in this thread btw....

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          yea, i see the humor lol

  4. Rishy Rich profile image79
    Rishy Richposted 6 years ago

    Hey pink...you r hottt. It wont b a problem for u to get the guy u want. Chill!

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      wink easy for you to say, remember, im a mom!    But thank you!

  5. TerryGl profile image61
    TerryGlposted 6 years ago

    I had a single bloke say to me one time, "You learn to live without it".

    Those words are resonating around my head now, all the time.

    I wish I never spoke to him.

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      oh god, i guess im not as relaxed as some about it...No, im a carnal creature, i need the smell of a man on me once and a while...its just that its been too long!!!!!

  6. readytoescape profile image59
    readytoescapeposted 6 years ago

    The key to this situation could be as simple as plane tickets.

    Just a thought.

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      plane tickets??

      1. ediggity profile image60
        ediggityposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I think he wants you to fly out and see him, or verse vicea.

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          his profile says he's semi retired.

          1. pisean282311 profile image58
            pisean282311posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            lol

          2. ediggity profile image60
            ediggityposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Well, there you go, a sugar daddy.

      2. readytoescape profile image59
        readytoescapeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Considering the rather large number of intelligent, successful, thoughtful, witty, handsome…….(descriptions continued)

        Male hubber pool, a simple import or export should be easily arranged…..

        Therefore …..Plane Tickets

  7. Shadesbreath profile image89
    Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago

    If you are female and can't get laid, your standards are to high.

    1. Sylvie Strong profile image61
      Sylvie Strongposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You are a pretty girl.  But you don't need to be to get sex.  Shadesbreath is right.

    2. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      you have got to be kidding me, shades

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        My standards are as follows: healthy man between 22 and 35, clean, and not an a$$hole. thats all.

        1. skyfire profile image72
          skyfireposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          22-35 ?  Yay ! big_smile

          Define A$$hole.  neutral

          1. drej2522 profile image86
            drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            ha, I wonder if she means douchebag or a cocky prick...

            1. skyfire profile image72
              skyfireposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              *phew*  I was thinking about $ ya know.

              Too much of HP doping roll

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      klarawieckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Sorry to disagree... when you are pretty and smart, you BETTER have high standards. You can't open the umbrella for just anyone! Right, Pink?

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        at this point, im about to cover with leaves, and hope someone falls in, lol

        1. Sylvie Strong profile image61
          Sylvie Strongposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Pink, I looked at your profile and I don't mean to offend you at all but you seem a little obsessed with hygiene...in an OCD kind of way.  I notice that one of the standards you just posted was for cleanliness.  To each her own but most men don't shower 5 times a day...

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            klarawieckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I do! lol

          2. the pink umbrella profile image73
            the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            wow, your here to pick me apart arent you Sylvie. The hygene thing is something i do, and its not ocd, i smoke, hence the brushing of the teeth.

            I dont want a man to shower 5 times a day, once is fine. When i said he must be clean, i mean im not gonna have sex with a dirty grungy man who smells like he hasnt showered in a week.

            Wow, there must be something wrong with me, right? because i havnt had sex in a while? Sheesh

        2. Misha profile image76
          Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I would gladly help if I was around... But I am on the other side of the globe now... sad

      2. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Umm, that just means your standards for just getting laid are too high. We are not talking marriage here, do we? smile

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          No, i have no intention of getting married anytime soon, spencer broke that dream. F him.

  8. Stevennix2001 profile image83
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    sorry to hear about your situation, as i too haven't been laid in like YEARS. lol.  trust me, it's a long story.  lol. however, assuming that's your real pic as your avatar, then i don't think you'll have any problems finding a guy.  your very attractive and you seem like a nice person, so im sure you'll find someone. yes, i know you have a kid, as you mentioned earlier in the forum.  however, not all guys are going to run away from single moms.  maybe your just not looking in the right places right now.  besides, sex isn't everything in a relationship.  i hope you find the right guy someday though.

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I dont want a relationship! I wanna get laid! lol ...snif snif...

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        logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Isn't that the normal state of the human condition? smile

        1. blondepoet profile image78
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Hiya Logic.

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            logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Hi gorgeous!  Don't you agree? smile

            1. blondepoet profile image78
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I'll agree with anything you say Logic.

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                logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I can think of a lot of things to say! smile

                1. blondepoet profile image78
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  $Oh please do make a list

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                    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    As soon as I get your list of your special abilities! smile

      2. Stevennix2001 profile image83
        Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        its a shame you don't live in texas, as i worked with a ton of guys that are into one night stands.  not that i would know personally nor am i into that myself, but i tend to always work with guys that like to be called self proclaimed players so to speak.  therefore, if you want, i can hook you up with them sometime.  lol.  j/k

    2. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      oh, and yes, the picture on my profile is real, you can compare it to other pictures of me in my hubs...

      1. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        You are truly beautiful
        Beautiful avatar.

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          thanx, i wasnt fishing for compliments or anything, just clearing that up for stevennix,

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    I'm easy but I'm not cheap! smile

    1. harrist profile image61
      harristposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Need fresh 25 pink :-) hopefully your not racist 

      PS : still fresh  from the open ;-)

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        haha, not racist. By the way, women who prefer a certain race, arent racist.  Im white, and i love indian guys, that doesnt make me racist against white guys, does it?

        1. Rishy Rich profile image79
          Rishy Richposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Im almost Indian smile & between 22-35 roll

      2. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        im not sure i follow you...fresh from the open???

    2. Pearldiver profile image88
      Pearldiverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I Think she's Looking for free or Cheap and Hard mate! lol

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        haha, ya got me!

  10. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    As a matter of fact I got laid last night.
    I was part of a magicans act and got laid out flat in piles steel and sawn in half.
    I was so excited I forgot to read the cue card and scream when I was supposed to. When I apologised to the magician for forgetting it went though the microphone and the whole audience heard me.
    Hahaha they laughed so hard as the act turned from magical to comical. Needless to say I dont think I will be re-hired ROFL.

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      haha, that sucks.

      1. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Lol wish you guys had been there to see it. I am still laughing, I figure it is better to laugh than cry

        http://bloombergmarketing.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451b4b169e2013484861c7f970c-pi

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          ha, i would have been so embarassed! but to laugh at it is awesome of you, shows your self confidance!

  11. drej2522 profile image86
    drej2522posted 6 years ago

    Pink ~ (From my assessment) you seem cool, hot, and willing! I have to agree with most of the posts here. How are you NOT getting laid? smile

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      awwwwwwe!   Well, mommie hood takes up alot of time. I cant just go out at the drop of a hat, and even if i could, the people who watch my kid dont do sleepovers. Kinda hard to have an up all night kid in the next room while im getting some, ya know?

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        logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        A little whiskey in the sippee cup will do the trick! smile

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          ...thats terrible!

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            logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            That's what the woman's kids ususally say!
            J/K!

      2. drej2522 profile image86
        drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hmm...tough...harmony.com? match.com? I've heard wonders! (shrugs)

        1. profile image68
          logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Horny.com?

          1. drej2522 profile image86
            drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            wait...I need to go to that one!

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        Rookie70posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Why  not just hire a baby sitter, go out on a date and get some? That's what most single women do who have kids.

  12. drej2522 profile image86
    drej2522posted 6 years ago

    or just get out of NJ!! (winks)

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Amen to that...

  13. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    She needs a Aussie vacation I can hook her up with Bert the jackeroo

    1. profile image68
      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yeah, but can Bert get his tiny little hands around those? smile

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ROTFL...hahaha!

      2. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Good point Logic good point.
        I will hit him with my tape measure

      3. Eric Graudins profile image59
        Eric Graudinsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Bert the Jackeroo has the biggest hands you've ever seen.

        I've seen him wrap his thumb and index finger around BP's waist, and the tips of his fingers touch!

        And with the other hand
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        he combs BP's golden hair.

        But this isn't solving Pink Umbrella's problem.
        Pink - you need to give your address to the MILF hunter, or go to the shops where he meets his ladies.

        1. blondepoet profile image78
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Omg I love it, oh heck where is Chapter Two?

  14. profile image68
    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    Speaking of getting laid, I need to get to bed, have a good nite and sweet wet dreams! smile

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      3:45 here...good morning!

    2. drej2522 profile image86
      drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I don't think I've ever had a wet dream...I don't get it.

      1. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I have lol. I fell asleep on the shower plug and flooded my townhouse. Omg why do I keep remembering that. WHY?????

        1. drej2522 profile image86
          drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          LOL...I really don't know if I should be aroused or intimidated, BP!

          1. blondepoet profile image78
            blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Haha oh poor Dre, I feel for you it is a dilemna.
            I tend to conjure up many mixed emotions around me.
            Not to mention the bill I conjured up when the seeping water seeped through to the ground floor and shattered the light fittings.

            1. drej2522 profile image86
              drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              wow, what were you dreaming about that was so hot and heavy?

              1. blondepoet profile image78
                blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Would you believe a fireman's hose?

                1. Eric Graudins profile image59
                  Eric Graudinsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  you're going senile BP.
                  Last time you said it was a policeman's truncheon ! lol

                  1. blondepoet profile image78
                    blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Haha Eric you crack me up omg this is such fun on the forums tonight.

                    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/police.gif

          2. Eric Graudins profile image59
            Eric Graudinsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Be intimidated. yikes

            VERY intimidated yikes yikes

            1. blondepoet profile image78
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Haha you are awful but I like you!!!

            2. drej2522 profile image86
              drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              (jots this down)...I'll keep that in mind.

  15. zzron profile image61
    zzronposted 6 years ago

    All this talk about sex is making me hungry, I gotta get to bed. Bless your little pee-picker Pink. Night night smile

  16. habee profile image89
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Toys are fun but can never replace a real man!

    1. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'd go without sex to eat a meal you had made habee! smile

      1. habee profile image89
        habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Ernesto, I told you, if you ever make it over this way, Randy and I will fix you up! Food from me and entertainment from Randy! lol

    2. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      habee- amen to that, notice the only people purchaseinf "back massagers" are women.

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    ummm, are you for real? something is wrong here, I can smell it. must be something in that cleavage.

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Nothing is wrong! Im a normal woman! I dont understand....im gonna cry...sniff sniff

      1. Misha profile image76
        Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Don't cry baby, you are killing me..

    2. drej2522 profile image86
      drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hmm, I don't know...but it is a magnificent sight, whether there is something wrong or not!!

  18. dashingscorpio profile image86
    dashingscorpioposted 6 years ago

    Actually this question is kind of refreshing.
    Most of the blogs and hubs I read ignore the fact that women are capable of separating sex from love.

    They all imply if two consenting adults have sex and never talk to each other again the woman was somehow used or taken advantage of. Why doesn't the guy feel used? hmmmm

    As long as women aren't having sex with a "hidden agenda" then they shouldn't feel used or disappointed, (unless it was BADDD)
    LOL! If you're tired you sleep, if you're hungry you eat, if you're thirsty you drink, and if you're horny you have sex Or masturbate. That's most men's point of view.
    You can fall in love with someone you've never had sex with and you can have sex with someone you will never love.

    A lot of women cite concerns regarding what men will think of them or the "double standard".
    Men never worry or give a damn as to what women will think of them "in the morning".
    Women will never truly be equal to men as long as they worry about what men think of them! (or what other women think)

    As far as the "double standard" goes they only exists because (both sexs) agree something is bad. The reason a man can have sex just for the sake of having sex without there being a double standard isn't because women think it's cool, It's Because A Lot of Men are Fine With It!

    Imagine if women had the same approach to having sex and didn't care what men thought then there would not be a "double standard" either. When it comes to "double standards" you really have to (blame your own sex for agreeing) with the opinions of the opposite sex.

    One man's opinion!
    Be SAFE pink umbrella!
    I know it sounds like those drinking ads (Drink responsibly)

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You want me to add to that? men arent the only ones who lose interest after sex...happened to me twice.

  19. wildorangeflower profile image55
    wildorangeflowerposted 6 years ago

    Writers need a break too, they need to be laid so that they will be inspired to write. It would be ideal if you love somebody and have sex with them regularly, love and sex always go together.

  20. thisisoli profile image56
    thisisoliposted 6 years ago

    A lot of this thread is too funny!

    When it cmoes to getting laid, my wifes friend who just got single swears by okcupid for one night stands!

    1. the pink umbrella profile image73
      the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      yea, but theres something about going online to find sex that just feels wrong. Like, i need some firewood, so ill just pop over to craigs list....shouldnt be able to get tires, sex, and a surrogate all in one place.

      But, i guess the internet is just kind of like an online walmart superstore.

      Then again, id rather get sex online than at walmart wink

      1. drej2522 profile image86
        drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol@"Then again, id rather get sex online than at walmart"

        There are some upscale Walmarts...granted not many...big_smile

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol, did you see that site "people of walmart .com?"

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    reeltaulkposted 6 years ago

    I see people talking about standards being too high, so fyi:  at what level should your standards be low grade wtf is too high that sounds retarded.   jesus christ

  22. paradigmsearch profile image86
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    I have read some of the posts on this thread.

    I think all interested parties should meet at HP headquarters.smile

    1. LeanMan profile image80
      LeanManposted 6 years ago

      Hi Pink, are you still not lucky????

      Jump on a plane over here to saudi arabia and you will be followed everywhere you go by sex starved arabs... you will have no problem, just don't get caught though as you will probably get lashed if you get caught having sex before marriage!!!! Unless of course you like the whole getting lashed scene???

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        No! no lashings for pink!

    2. CYBERSUPE profile image60
      CYBERSUPEposted 6 years ago

      So, this is the kind of items the Forums on HubPages has come down to. Absolutely disgusting and not what these formuns were designed to accomplish. This is downright appalling.

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        oh my god, sounds like you need to get layed more than i do...shake those sour patches right out of your crabby pants!

      2. drej2522 profile image86
        drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        And what were the forums designed to accomplish, Cybersupe? Do tell...(whispers to everyone: shhh, this might be really good)

        Perhaps you want a discussion about U.S. history dating back to the colonial era? *yawns* Exciting stuff!

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          yea, went to his profile page, and he's a grandpa. Not a cool talk about anything grandpa, a boreing old "thats innapropriate" grandpa. lol

          1. drej2522 profile image86
            drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Some people are a little on the conservative side, I guess. (shrugs)...

            Funny thing is...I'm a history major! smile

            1. the pink umbrella profile image73
              the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              yea, well theres those who study the past, and those who live in it. im sure our old friend had his share of "guy talks" in the past. Probably just ruffles his feathers that a female has no problem talking openly about wantin some nooky!!!  wink

      3. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I agree - its not that women soliciting sex online here in the forums is what is bad about it - either sex going after it is crass and low-class - it just is.  There are plenty of sites online where you can find that if that's what you want!

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          im sure you know i didnt post this so i could meet up with a hubber in a starbucks bathroom. come on people. Just writing about my frustrations! Kind of hard to do that with your cute kitty avatar stareing at me...lol

    3. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 6 years ago

      I really love it when a guy sings to me! Sometimes I need that! getting "layed"?  get it?

      1. drej2522 profile image86
        drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I don't get it. tongue

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          ? mega...sing...layed...?  hmm

          1. mega1 profile image78
            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            lay - is a kind of obscure reference to a medieval or rennaisance song - a kind of poem put to music and especially sung to a lady when courting her.

            I can't find this definied online - but I know it is true because in music classes we used to make jokes about it.

            anyhow - "getting laid" is the correct spelling for what you're referring to.  I personally don't think anyone "needs" to get laid although some may crave it!  not that I'm against it, I just always think you get what you go after and sometimes you gotta watch out what you wish for!

            1. the pink umbrella profile image73
              the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              your wrong about that one! alot of people need to get laid, they just dont know it!

    4. Stevennix2001 profile image83
      Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

      wow, i didn't expect this forum to keep going on like this.

    5. CYBERSUPE profile image60
      CYBERSUPEposted 6 years ago

      This is the answer to drej2522 and to alert the pink umbrella. Go to: http://learningcenter.hubpages.com/3-2- … res-forums

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        that page had nothing to do with anything. thank you for showing us all the forum page on how to behave in a forum...what are you alerting me of again?

        1. mega1 profile image78
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I think its interesting Pink that you've been here 6 months and just in the past few days started posting these type of threads - why is that?  are you just horny and looking for attention or do you think this is a good way to get traffic, or what?  because if you look around in the forums here you'll see that sex is not a taboo subject but the discussions are usually kept on a higher level.  The flirting and overt comments to each other are usually funny and light-hearted.   This thread has me wondering about your intentions. 

          No offense intended, but it seems like you wouldn't need to be so brazen if you really look like your avatar!  I'm disappointed lately when I come to the forums because I don't find anything being discussed that interests me much, and certainly I'm not getting any inspirations.  But then, I am a writer and look for online discussions to help me keep writing.  If I wanted to hook-up for sex I'd go out in the real world and have better luck than in the cyber world.

          I wouldn't have come into this thread except it caught my eye when you misspelled "laid" as "layed" and I remembered an old joke about that.

    6. prettydarkhorse profile image63
      prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago

      I admire the courage of ms pink umbrella, as we all need a need to be laid sometimes, but it will be just come for you, and it will be good if you will be laid by somebody who also loves you, Best that is, they come aplenty hehe

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        pretty- thank you, but i dont have time to form a relationship....got pulled over for seatbelt today and almost jumped the officer...mmmm...uniforms...mmm...lol

    7. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 6 years ago

      I suppose - but if you have to beg for it, that's a sad state of affairs!

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        And sad as it may be...please!!! haha, lol im joking, im not begging, just shareing my frustrations.!

    8. profile image0
      King Larryposted 6 years ago

      you need to get laid pink umbrella?  then look no further than ME!  after all, im the best man here there is.  no man equals up to me, as i've been called a wild stallion in the bed room by all the ladies.  wink  so don't settle for all the zeroes here and in real life, until you've been with the best...which is me!  (laughs evily)

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        although you seem a little cocky to me, i guess i could settle for a snobby snob!!!! but im not doing your avatar....looks a little metallic to me...ouch!

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          King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          snobby snob?  shoot woman.  im just being honest.  besides, why should i be humble if KNOW im the best.  lol.  just ask that loser guy stevennix2001, as he knows me best. besides, you wouldn't be doing my avatar bender. you'd be doing me, remember?  wink

          1. Stevennix2001 profile image83
            Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            loser guy?  gee thanks larry.  i like you too.  roll  oh and to vouch for larry, yeah..yeah..yeah...he's all that and a bag of whatever.  he's the cat's meow.  he's the player of players.  a real man's man.  a ladies man....(sighs)  hey larry, you're going to pay me my 20 bucks to say this, right?

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              King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              damn it steven.  your not supposed to post that in forums.  you idiot.  now she's going to know i paid you to say that crap.  you damn moron!

              1. Stevennix2001 profile image83
                Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                whoops......my bad....

            2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
              SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              LOL!....Steven...i think that's worth more than 20 bucks!

              1. Stevennix2001 profile image83
                Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                lol.  i think so too.  however, that was the most king larry said he'd pay me.  lol.

                1. the pink umbrella profile image73
                  the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  haha, well now that i know you pay people to boast for you....tsk tsk very unattractive, lmao! you guys are crazy

                  1. Stevennix2001 profile image83
                    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    lol is that a good thing? or a bad thing?  lol

                2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
                  SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  ...well...I think he owes you a  nice bottle of red (if that's your thing) and no $20 bottle either.......the really good stuff!...and depending on the wine...at least 5-6 years old too!

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                    King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    you crazy woman?  what do i look like?  bill gates or something?  besides, after steven blew my cover, he's lucky i don't give him a nice swift kick in the a**!!!

                  2. the pink umbrella profile image73
                    the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    haha, red wine makes me itch...im more of a bay breeze kinda lady.

                    1. Stevennix2001 profile image83
                      Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                      what's a bay breeze?  sorry, i never heard of that drink before, so i was just curious.

                    2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
                      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                      ..you might not be allergic to the really good stuff King Larry has for Steven.....

    9. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 6 years ago

      oh I'm no prude - I've had my share of steamy avatars with cleavage and all!  At Christmas I looked like a Playboy bunny in santa costume!  And I flirt and carry on - but these (not all yours) threads that are really raunchy have me wondering!  If you aren't looking for the starbucks bathroom scene (interesting thought) WHY do you want us all to know you are so frustrated? hmmmmm? now, there's a subject that would be interesting possibly- in a hub.   I'm big on self-examination of intentions and motivations!  smile  and my humble opinion is that overt talk of sex in that manner is not very attractive even if it does titillate and you get some response from people.   What do you think?

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I dont know how i can convince you im not out to titilate anyone...just frusterated last night, asked a question, and if you read the question again, i was mainly trying to find out weather or not i was alone in my thinking/feeling. I guess my misery wanted some company as i do not have the girlfriend group to sit and sip wine with and talk about this stuff.  I kind of expected some ":me too's" but instead i was met with  some people examining what was wrong with me, lol. Its ok though, you guys have been good company, haha. I really hope my nooky post isnt comming off as lude, as im not on here asking things like "whats your fav foreplay" thats gross to talk about, but i guess i didnt want to feel alone as an attractive girl not seeming to be able to get a lil some some!

        1. mega1 profile image78
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          so, yeh, I understand you were frustrated - and I'm really not trying to make you feel bad or put down what you say or ask - I just am wondering WHY? and now I see that you thought you were initiating conversation with other women!  And forgive me, but it all seems very funny to me today!  I actually am trying in my stupid way to warn you a bit about the kind of attention you get in a co-ed forum with this kind of post.  But you're a big girl and I won't worry about you.  I'm sometimes shocked at the way people talk and act - so that's just me.  and if you were looking for advice from other women - I'd give you some - which is cultivate some interests that involve people of the opposite sex and when they see you're interested in the same things (other than sex) they'll be way more attracted to you... lately I've been thinking that tango classes would be a good place to meet some men who are sexy and intelligent!

          1. the pink umbrella profile image73
            the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            haha! ok, ill tango with a man, and then i can get to know him in the emergency room! lol.

            to dance with the umbrella is to risk your ever loving life!

            yea, you arent at all attacking in the way you pose a question, so i didnt think you thought i was some kind of harlott.

            to tell you the truth, im nowhere near the state i was in last night, i out my energy towards taking my son to the park to feed the ducks. He laughed so hard at them eating the bread, i forgot all about my own needs!

    10. leeberttea profile image61
      leebertteaposted 6 years ago

      I don't "need" to get layed but I sure would enjoy it right now.

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        you're not a lady!  but never mind - I think part of Pink's frustration comes from people like you!  since this is only a cyber place and no reality involved.  I guess.  Well, maybe there is?!  Heck.  I have no idea.  So glad you are staying around!

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          haha, no its when i watch a lifetime movie and think "no fair, i want some of that" lol

          1. mega1 profile image78
            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I don't know about you, but Leeberttea's avatar get's me very much frustrated!  not solving any problem at all with that!

            1. the pink umbrella profile image73
              the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              haha, yea, not helping!!

      2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hey LeeB!  how was your weekend....btw....you're always 'up' for it!

        Hey Mega....just sayin' hi!...posted some tango pics for you on the fun thread (i think)

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      ralwusposted 6 years ago

      I'm sorry I made you cry Pink. If I could I would play 'this little piggy' with you, and even 'patty cake, but you are too far away and I don't like to get too far away from this little brown jug. big_smile

      1. the pink umbrella profile image73
        the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        wow, ok then, i have an idea...why dont you make yourself nice and comfortable, light some candles...and play patty cake with yourself?

        1. drej2522 profile image86
          drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          (scratches head) Hrmm, I just did that about an hour ago...Is that bad? smile

          1. the pink umbrella profile image73
            the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            as long as you werent looking at any of our avitars, god speed lol

        2. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          yea, got a phone call from my ex's mom before i wrote that....sorry sad

    12. Jonathan Janco profile image80
      Jonathan Jancoposted 6 years ago

      I haven't been laid in three years, if that helps.

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image83
        Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        dude, i haven't been laid in like 7 years, so i know i got that beat.  lol.  not that im proud of that record or anything.  just saying.  lol.

        1. the pink umbrella profile image73
          the pink umbrellaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          my god, how do you not beotch out everyone you pass? i get so moody when its been too long!

          1. Stevennix2001 profile image83
            Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            lol.  trust me, i have a lot of patients.  wink  as i've had a lot of practice watching bad movies, you tend to learn how to control your anger about certain issues.  lol.

            1. drej2522 profile image86
              drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              channel your anger through Unagi, maybe?

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gruggEpv … re=related

              1. Stevennix2001 profile image83
                Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                lollol nah, i think i do a good enough job keeping my temper in check without unagi, but thanks anyways.  lollol

              2. Rajab Nsubuga profile image59
                Rajab Nsubugaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Guys, am visiting the papacy and I do not intend to leave any time soon. Advise!

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      umopepisdnposted 6 years ago

      I say get a friend-with-benefits.

    14. Greek One profile image80
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago

      (416) 234-4325

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ...i called it Greek One....the person who answered wanted to know if I wanted delivery or not...was that you?....anyway I put my order in....i'm supposed to wait 45 minutes...but i gotta go to work.........so cancel that order for me will ya?...i like that 2 for 1 thing too u got going and for only $29.95....

        1. Greek One profile image80
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          pays the bills tongue

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