the other day I wasn't in the mood for long sex and knew my wife was not in the mood at all, I just took her aside and said"you look so good I'm just taking this" and moved her over to the couch and did so...I took care not to draw it out but just went ahead and had my orgasm, and she says " you done already?" Me "yeah" her " wow , that's impressive", the funny part was she was not being cynical , as she would rather that it not take too long a lot of the time, I laughed saying that that was kinda backward, in the early days its like if you go for a long time with out orgasm then she would have said wow thats impressive, or thats what I want to hear when I take time to get her hot and then make her cum before I have mine then she should say wow thats impressive, but now its all backward, we both had a good laugh.
by Brian6 years ago
Name things that sound alike but have different meanings. Can include more than one word. I'll start.underwear...clothing and under where? The question.Corn...a vegetable. and Corn...as in something funny and stupid.
by Cindy Vine6 years ago
Was wondering if anybody out there has had any funny dating experiences.
by omenwind6 years ago
...back at ya!
by Steven Escareno2 years ago
who loves noise making toys and why?
by ExoticHippieQueen2 years ago
A very close friend of mine in her 20's has met someone she is very attracted to and seems like a great guy. Eventually, sex will be in their future, but in the past, when my friend revealed to her other...
by Julianna7 years ago
following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a...
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