If you're in need of expert advice, a good "cheering up", or maybe just some old fashioned foreplay, I'm here for YOU!
With my recent success story: a sexy young man in search of purpose, on the verge of depression, only to be shown the LIGHT, and by light I mean creating/producing an upcoming show on ABC! I'm proud to say that my confidence is through the rough, as it should be, being American and all.
So yes, come to me my children. Let me grace your ears with my sweet words of wisdom, let me make love to your soul. (consensually)
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