Interesting Dating Ad Translations

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    Annet Simonposted 6 years ago

    Want to know what the person is REALLY like behind those "nice" descriptions in Singles Ads? Here are some translations.

    DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:
    She has been married three times and kept all the houses

    FINE CHARACTER
    She's an ex-hooker

    KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:
    She's a spend thrift and great at spending yours

    STRONG FAMILY TIES:
    She's a Mafia Princess

    LOVES CHILDREN:
    She's pregnant and needs a husband

    WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:
    She's fat

    GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:
    She's fat and will laugh at anything you say

    THE OUTDOOR TYPE:
    She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys

    READY TO SETTLE DOWN:
    She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry

    LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME:
    She gets drunk every time she goes out

    LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:
    Often makes an ass of herself

    MATURE WOMAN:
    She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five

    HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:
    She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager

    CASUAL:
    She dresses like a slob

    DECORATED HER OWN PLACE:
    Her apartment resembles a pig sty

    A GREAT DANCER:
    She's a Stripper

    NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL:
    She only cries twenty-seven times a day

    DOESN'T CHASE MEN:
    She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type

    SELDOM DATES:
    She's a lesbian who needs a male escort for something

    UNDERSTANDS MEN:
    She's been married and divorced four times

    A GOOD SPORT:
    She knows two hundred jokes & can drink you under the table

    LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:
    She's five eleven and weighs seventy-three pounds

    BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:
    She's a former porn movie star

    KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE:
    None of whom would marry her

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    1. speedbird profile image66
      speedbirdposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Lol..that was funny..I will bookmark this and email my friends

  2. wormdo profile image60
    wormdoposted 6 years ago

    Interesting that there are none for men.

 
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