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 "Zindgi se Jo Lamha Mile use Chura Lo, Zindgi Chahat se Apni Sajaa lo,
Zindgi Yuhi Guzhar jaayegi sab ki, Kabhi Khud Haso to kabhi Rote huye ko Hasa lo."


ek baar Hospital me 2 COCKROACH ..ICU me admit the
pahela cockroach:-  Kya re " BAYGON" se?
Dusra bola :- nahi re  "PARAGON" se

Jab koi baat bigad jaaye, Jab koi Mushkil Pad jaaye to to to to Yaad rakho..
"Jaisi karni waisi bharni"


What is the common between Zindgi ka safar & Women??
koi Samjha nahi Koi jaana nahi..

Na jaane tum par itna Yakin kyu hai, Tera har ek khayal hasin kyu hai,
Kahete he  Pyar ka dard Mitha hota hai, Phir Aankh se nikla Aansu Namkin kyu hai?
Piyo...Bournvita ... Vitamin ke liye Gajar, Tamatar and Green Vegetables..

 

Ek Baapu BARMUDA pahenkar "BOR" khata huva bahar baitha tha to kisi ne puchha
aapki hobbies?   Bapu ne kaha bas Achche Kapde pahenna aur AchChhe Fruit Khana"

ek baar usko kisine PUchha Maan lo ke aapne apni zeb me hath dala aur usme 1000-1000
ke  Notes ka bandal hath me aaya to sabse pahele Aap kya karne ka sochege????
" to BAPU bole:- sabse pahele to mai ye sochuga ke "KISKI PENT PAHENLI HAI MAINE AAJ?"

 

 

Aurate Womens 3 type ki hoti hai ....!
ek - Jiske bina aap reh nahi sakte..
Dusri - Jo aapke Bina nahi rahe sakti....!
Tisri - Jiske sath aap rahete ho....

 

Bhege Mosam ki Khushbu Hawao me ho, Apki Dosti ka Ehsas In Fizao me ho,
Yuhi Sada Rahe Aapke Hontho pe Hasi , Itna Asar meri DUVAO me ho..


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Three beautiful quotes

 

Deepest feelings always felt in silence

 

there is no true love without jeaolousy.

 

A thing Lost is always valued the most.

Everybody is special if u THINK so.

 

Every moment is memorable if u FEEL so

 

Everyone is unique if u SEE so.

 

Life is beautiful if you LIVE so.

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the difference between close friend and just a friend?

 

if u r hospitalised

 

just a friend asks HOW IS YR HEALTH?

 

close friend asks HOW IS THE NURSE?

 

LOVE

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