Why Girls Aren't Attracted To You

Why Girls Aren't Attracted To You

Why Girls Aren't Attracted To You
Why Girls Aren't Attracted To You

Why Girls Aren't Attracted To You

Surprisingly enough there are really only three reasons why you can't attract a girlfriend. They are:

1) You smell

2) You're ugly

3) You have no money

Now, I do have to agree that these are very obvious reasons why you can't attract a girl. But I also have to ask you, if these three reasons are so obvious, then why don't you have a girlfriend?

Take reason number one. No one is going to lie to you about being smelly. That is, unless they smell too. So you might want to: A) have a shower, and B) get a better class of friends.

Now, about reason number 2: The only person in the entire world that will lie to you about being beautiful or ugly is your mom. Well, in all honesty my mom might lie about how dog-faced you are too, but she'd snicker later when she tells the story to her card club friends.

Ugliness can be fixed, either by surgery or, at the very least, a better set of attire (that means clothes for you grade level two readers). Maybe even some makeup will do the trick, but I'd start off with a visit to the plastic surgeon just in case you have doubts.

Lift the eyes, lower the jaw line and pull those ears back to the sides of your head. If you can tease with an elastic band then you can permanently make the change with a little touch-up here and there, for a few thousand dollars, maybe.

Lastly, the final reason that you don't have a girlfriend: you're dumb-luck poor.

We all know how great your life would be if you won the lottery, but even then you'd have to have a dollar to gamble with and that just isn't happening any time soon, is it? So, it might just be time to look for that second or third job to fill up all that extra time you have. After all, there are 168 hours in a week, why are you wasting so much time eating and sleeping? That's just money not earned, isn't it?

But what if you don't smell, are at least plain looking and have enough money to treat yourself and a friend to the occasional mocha latte, what then could be the reason why you can't attract a girlfriend?

My best guess, at this point, would be that you are consistently fishing in the wrong pond, my friend. You can't catch females in an all-male pond, now can you?

It's time to put off being put off of the places where women congregate and start making an appearance (or two) throughout the week, between jobs even, somewhere you know that women tend to go. You can even treat a woman you meet there to a mocha latte (or some other non-alcoholic drink) and test your trivia knowledge with a little friendly conversation.

Try beginning the conversation with "Hi, my name is xxx and I am a super-spy from Latvia. How do you like my accent?"

You can be fun and sociable with women, as long as you aren't smelly, ugly and you have your latest car loan payment paid.

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Alex 6 years ago

Many more reasons actually... Personally I smell but get more women than 90% of men. Why? I tend to have these other traits you didn't mention. So women look past my smelliness... I actually take pride in it. I wear it as a badge of honor to say "see, I can SMELL and still get more women than all of you!"

4) You are desperate, needy or creepy

5) You have no social skills (biggie!)

6) You don't leave the house

7) You have no ability to recognize signs of interest...

A lot of guys that don't have a girlfriend, don't have her because they can't tell WHO likes them or not. In other words,they could have had dozens of girls like them, but they missed them.


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R Pseudomen 6 years ago from Canada Author

Sadly, I felt this post should be shown to the world only because what an obvious idiot you are.


The ugly 6 years ago

lol, couple thousand dollars for the plastic surgeon.. and then the ladies gonna like me. Right...

What a fake world we live in, huh?

I admit there has to be attraction, physically, and when you are ugly, like me, (im overweight.. O NOOO auto-ugly), then no girl will ever give you a chance to get to know you better. They rather date an overconfident jack-ass with a crappy attitude than a kind person who doesn't look like a model.

Glad at least you are happy with your life, R. Some have all the luck


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R Pseudomen 6 years ago from Canada Author

Hey "the Ugly", seems like you need a confidence boost. Or do you really want to dwell on what you think are your faults and bitch & moan to anyone that even shows the slightest interest.

Go for a walk, 30 minutes, each night for the next 7 days. Can you commit to at least doing that? or will you continue to wallow?


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cblack 6 years ago from a beach somewhere

Lol. This is sooooo funny but so not true. Either two people have chemistry or they don't. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Everyone has different "type" so there really is no ugly.


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R Pseudomen 6 years ago from Canada Author

cblack: ugly guys would sooo disagree with you...

But being beautiful or ugly is simply a matter of how you feel about yourself.

I know some ugly people that are too stupid to know how ugly they are, so they don't get caught in the whole "lack of confidence" thing.

But if you smell then you lose no matter what, that';s why it's first on the list.

Guys: personal hygiene is NOT over-rated.


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stricktlydating 5 years ago from Australia

I love your advice about saying "Hi, my name is xxx and I am a super-spy from Latvia. How do you like my accent?" That's brilliant! But what I'm not attracted to in a guy is - He is too full on (too pushy) too soon when we've just started dating. Or he's a really bad slobbery kisser. Or he just doesn't seem like he'd treat me right.


jim 3 years ago

why hot girls have alot of attractive guys friends she flirts with yet when below average guy slightly husky likes her or talks she has her guys friends harassing him she labels him as a stalker and spreads rumors that he is stalking her is she acting like this because is unattractive


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R Pseudomen 3 years ago from Canada Author

It's the peer pressure, not a statement, usually, about the guy.

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