Top 10 Nice Christian Facebook Status Messages

I keep seeing lists of different types of Facebook status messages, so I decided to make this one for 10 funny Christian Facebook status messages.

Hope you enjoy.
God Bless.

  1. I know Jesus loves me but... I just wonder if the preacher will when this pew echos my poot...

  2. Dear Friends: Please don't text me during 10-12 am... I may have forgot to mute and it scares the old people in front of me.

  3. ? Man, I hope when we fly to old glory that a TSA agent isn't ahead of me... they may get the urge for one last pat down...haha

  4. I know what came first and it wasn't the chicken or the egg – but he made them both! God!

  5. No matter what, this one thing is true – Salvation in Jesus is the only “change” we can always believe in...

  6. You think you have a big friends list?? Just imagine how big God's is....WOW

  7. Darwin had it wrong... he didn't come from a rock. He was just as dumb as one.

  8. I do believe in a Big Bang Theory. Sure, I believe it was a very Big Bang when God said “Let there be light!”

  9. News Flash! Jesus loves you even if you have no farm, never joined the mafia and abandoned your frontier.

  10. Nice joke, 2 men walk into a bar – and TELL everyone about how Jesus delivered them from drinking.

Comments 6 comments

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J.S.Matthew 5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

I enjoyed this! Great job!


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ChristianDad 5 years ago from Alabama Author

Thanks. Glad you liked it.

God Bless.

Mahima masih** 2 years ago

Very nice quotes...

I like it very much

Alfred Mathebula 21 months ago

Thank God today is Sunday

Neha shing 20 months ago

God is good ! All tha time

Alert 15 months ago


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