5 Reasons Why I Think Scientology Is Awesome

Scientology Isn't All That Bad

Why do people always rag on Scientology? Sure it's had its bad times, such as failing to infiltrate the FBI, or just being racist in general, but all that aside here are some of the good points!

L.Ron Hubbard Was A Sci Fi Writer

One reason I think scientology is awesome, is that the creator, L. Ron Hubbard, was a science fiction writer. Scientology is science fiction, Star Wars is Science Fiction, therefore Scientology is awesome.

Money!

I get to spend most of my money on auditing myself! Sure what else would I spend my hard earned cash on, besides spiritual counselling?

"The Prison Planet"

If planet Earth really is "The Prison Planet" then that means I am a convict, and therefore have a major boost in my street cred!

Katie Holmes!

I'm pretty sure that if I joined the cult of Scientology, I would be Katie Holmes BFF with a matter of weeks!

Respect From My Peers

The best thing about being a Scientologist would probably be finally getting the respect i deserve from my peers! Finally I will be cool enough to be accept in many, many social situations.

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Pierre Savoie 5 years ago from Canada

Tom Cruise always divorces women and then marries a new woman a certain number of years younger. I think the magic number is 14 years. Next up, no. 4: Dakota Fanning.

Fortunately, being Tom Cruise's wife is considered "light duties" since Cruise causes almost NO physical wear and tear on women...


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Lessthansteve 5 years ago from Ireland Author

Hahaha! It's the Tom Cruise Algorithm!


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poddys 5 years ago from Southampton

I am just wary of all cults/religions, except one.

I know that one day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will come and save me.


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Pierre Savoie 5 years ago from Canada

Hasta la Pasta...


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TToombs08 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

I have often wondered what this mysterious religion was all about. Thank you for clarifying. I am now in search of my nearest Scientoloy kiosk. Do they open the door for just any being that knocks on the door to their spaceship or do you need a decoder ring and secret handshake? Btw, voting up and awesome. :o)


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Angela Brummer 4 years ago from Lincoln, Nebraska

I know so little about this topic. You enlightened me! Thank you!


WoW Secret Gold 3 years ago

dude you made me want to join


Lybrah 3 years ago

Interesting hub. I am sure Katie Holmes and I would get along too. Check out my hub on Scientology when you get a chance.

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